Bravo fans to Kyle tonight: #RHOBH #BravoTV

“I just kinda hope he’d die before he’d go to prison, just so he could get it over with” -Erika Jayne 😳😳 #RHOBH #BravoTV

Craig is living his best life 😂 #SouthernCharm #BravoTV

“I’m super happy. I am. I actually super adore Todd. And we’re happy. And there’s like, no drama at my house.” Everyone at the table and watching at home: #RHOSLC #BravoTV

“There’s oblong face. There’s pie face. There’s square shaped face…. Those are dingbats. Like if you have a square face, just know you’re a dingbat.” Mary! Hahahahahahaaaaa! 😂🤣 #RHOSLC #BravoTV

Hide your grandparents. Hide your checkbooks! Jen Shah will be out in 4 days! #RHOSLC #BravoTV

For those of you already missing #TraitorsUS, season 3 of UK is on Peacock I watched a month ago (thank you VPNs) and wish I could unsee it to start all over. It’s a great one! You also get to see the “seer” power used in a completely different way. Enjoy the chaos! #TheTraitors

Married at first Sight is SO wild this year. We had 2 people cheating on their spouse with each other and they think they did nothing wrong Then we have a woman who chooses divorce, starts dating another man (who is also getting divorced), then he proposes with the worst proposal ever! 😂 #MAFS

Me and my sign during the entire #StateOfTheUnion:

Watching Donald Trump speak always feels like I’m watching an SNL skit with how ridiculous it is. The only difference is he’s actually fucking up our lives….

We’re having a Reality VonBaby! Monica Garcia announces her pregnancy. #RHOSLC #BravoTV

More detail details about the seer power to clear up rumors: -It’s done in private, no guessing. The seer will get the truth. -It then turns into each persons word against the other. An exposed traitor can easily say the seer is lying & paint the seer as the traitor #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

One of the funniest things about this season of #TheTraitors is Danielle’s issue with Britney comes from a show called Big Brother: Reindeer Games where they had to “save Christmas.” Britney chose Danielle for a challenge that got her eliminated & Danielle will never let it go. Hahahaa. #TraitorsUS

The tea in this reunion episode is hotttt! #RHOP #BravoTV

The tea was hot…. And accurate. 😳🤣 #RHOP #BravoTV

The joy in Andy’s face as they chant “BRING EDDIE OUT!” Hahaha. Love him 😂😂😂 #RHOP #BravoTV

I can’t be the only one to notice that the baby crawling into frame at the end of the intro is really an old man with a beard. I wonder what it’s hinting at. #Severance #SeveranceThoughts

Even if you don’t watch #MarriedAtFirstSight, this seasons drama is WILD. A husband from one pair started sneaking around with a wife from another. When they got caught, they didn’t even hide it & showed up to a group event matching. Their actual spouses were blindsided. So wild! #MAFSChicago

Peacock should run a massive Traitors poll & let fans vote on which cast members they want to invite back. Give each person a certain number of votes so they can create their dream cast. Then take the top 15-20 & do an All-Stars season based on fan picks! ❤️ #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

Me when I find out who The Traitors eliminated because that person was great tv and I want to giggle when I watch this show! Danielle is ruining the show one episode at a time. There I said it. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

I oddly feel like part of an elite crowd who has already seen the new season of Traitors UK (that hasn’t aired in the US) so I know exactly how the “seer” works and the chaos is causes if they play it right. Buckle up! 😂😂❤️❤️ #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Shep: I woke up on a beach chair… What!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SouthernCharm #BravoTV

Time for #TheTraitors! #TraitorsUS

Omg first we have to save Venita from drowning. Now she’s barefoot walking around the hotel to get to JT’s room?! Someone help her! 😂😩 #SouthernCharm #BravoTV

“Dorit Kemsley was actually banned from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills….” 😂😳 #RHOBH #BravoTV

Coworker: You look deep in thought, what’s on your mind? Me: I’m wondering what Karen Huger is doing right now… #RHOP #BravoTV

Happy #SummerHouse day! #BravoTV

The first thing I thought of when I heard Karen spent 48 hours in a facility to experience jail life… This movie is so funny! #RHOP #BravoTV

Karen’s 2 yr sentence with 1 yr being suspended is serious. That “suspended” year can really come to get her. It’s just hanging in wait. If she gets out & does anything wrong or goes against the court orders at all she’ll be required to do that 2nd yr plus some. #RHOP #BravoTV

Did anyone else watch Jury Duty? (if not, wtf) The show is coming back! Season 2 has already been filmed, and this time, it’s set at a corporate retreat instead of a courtroom. No release date has been announced. I. Can’t. Wait! #RealityTV #JuryDuty

Me: I have a deep appreciation for fine art… The fine art: #RHONY #BravoTV

This show is so good it has me reminding myself that this is a fiction story and the end of the world isn’t actually happening #Paradise #Hulu

Poorit 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOBH #BravoTV

Not Karen going to The White Lotus Spa and calling it rehab to try and avoid jail time. 😂😂 #RHOP #BravoTV

Elected government officials (and those they appoint on their team) should be required to take random/regular drug tests. Why is this not a thing?

Now Phaedra is speaking in tongues?! Lmao. I’m so over her, and dreading her on RHOA. I don’t even think the real Phaedra knows who the real Phaedra is. #Married2Med #MarriedToMed

I can just hear Miss Patricia saying “Whitnaaeeyy” #SouthernCharm #BravoTV

Sutton spills the tea! She says production told her to interrupt Dorit so they could hit the road for their 2-hour drive. And Dorit really played victim when she knew the whole time that was from production. Smh. 😂 #RHOBH #BravoTV

About to lead this march to the Traitors castle after they eliminated our girl! #TraitorsUS #Traitors

The new power that they hinted at on The Traitors US is huge! I always watch other countries seasons before they come to the US. (Thank you VPNs!) UK just finished & they debuted this new power. I’ll add it to the comments below so it’s not spoiled. ⬇️⬇️⬇️ #TheTraitorsUS

One of my favorite parts of The Traitors is hearing Tom get the clue wrong, every single breakfast. Spit spot…. 😂😂😂😂 #TraitorsUS #BravoTV

I’m the bitch that runs the bitches that think they run the bitch… I love Michols 😂❤️ #SouthernHospitality #BravoTV

After re-watching RHONY from season one (on 8 now), I’ve come to the conclusion that we just have to let Emmy pull a Luann and marry her Tom regardless of who he’s with at the Regency…. Her mind is made up. #SouthernHospitality #RHONY #BravoTV

Dorit and Boz have reached this level of doing too much: IYKYK #RHOBH #BravoTV

Hope Will isnt becoming a defense attorney cause he keeps telling on himself. Between name dropping “Emily”, his future hot wife comments, & bathroom visits, it couldn’t be more obvious. Emmy has on 5-year plan goggles, she doesn’t care. Love this show! 😂 #SouthernHospitality

It’s episode 12 and Erika’s storyline is still decorating her home? And one liner side comments? So confused. #RHOBH #BravoTV

Wow wow wow wow. I just heard a rumor about the big Stacey reveal. Supposedly she is paying TJ half of her first season salary to play the role of her boyfriend, & there is a signed contract. Their entire relationship was for show. WhatTheActualF*ckinfF*ck?? 😳😳 #RHOP #BravoTV

I can’t breathe 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. It just keeps getting funnier. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Hahahahaaaa 😂😂😂 #RHOBH #BravoTV

Why did I just naturally read this podcast title in Meredith Marks voice.. You want me to go there with husssband 😏🤣 #RHOBH #RHOSLC #BravoTV