Life would really be a lot less joyful without Bravo!!!! 📣 RHOSLC. RHOC. RHOBH. RHOA. RHOP. RHONY. RHONJ. RHOM. Married To Med. Summer House. Southern Charm. Southern Hospitality. The Valley (& Persian style), Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck. Next Gen… We are familyyyyy!

The more seasons we watch, the less footage of actual partying we get. It feels like we’ll watch the daytime, the meals, getting ready to go out, the van ride, and then boom we’re waking up in the morning. It feels like this is happening on both #Housewives & #SouthernCharm.

I know I watch too much Bravo because I can’t watch #TheValley, #TheValleyPersianStyle, or #VanderpumpRules without clocking other show’s scenes that were filmed there. They use ALL of the same bars/restaurants AND even film at the SAME tables. It drives me crazy! There are so many examples! 🤣

My heart is completely broken for Mary and her family. This is such a devastating loss. 😢💔 #RHOSLC #BravoTV

An upside down pyramid?! Monique girl, you’re a triangle. 🔻🤣 #RHOPReunion #BravoTV

No one loves to take days off more than #SNL

Random recommendation of the week: A documentary on HBO called Murder In Glitterball City. These people are characters! John and Missy Tan, the local jewelry shop owners….. STARS! (in their own minds) 😂 Love! #HBOmax #WhatToWatch

Paradise season 2 drops on Monday! I can’t wait! #Paradise #Hulu

This opening scene with Wendy and her little innocent baby voice she’s putting on, hahahaaaa. Omg the theatrics! I’m so sat for this reunion! #RHOP #RHOPReunion

“There were times when it felt a little bit more like a Housewives reunion than a congressional testimony.” -Professor Melissa Murray on Pam Bondi’s behavior All roads lead to Bravo 🤣💙 #BravoTV #RealHousewives

#RHOBH is so bad. It’s not even real anymore. Boz specifically, will NOT get off Amanda’s back about her business. When we should really be talking about Erika and what’s going on with her Marco Marco case. But no, let’s go after a woman who gets money legally…. #BravoTV

Why is Dorit’s head so big in this picture? I’m dying. 🤣😂🤣😂 And why is this the first time I’m noticing this on my Directv #RHOBH #BravoTV

The problem with Jill‘s apology is that she’s sorry for saying it. When the real problem is thinking that way. If you have those thoughts, you’re probably a racist. So instead of being sorry for saying it you should be sorry for even thinking it. #RHONY #BravoTV #TheGoldenLife

Lincoln Lawyer is SO f*cking good! Every season, it never fails! #Netflix

Salley wants to be in a Bravo relationship so badly that she’s going to destroy her own reputation in pursuit of it. By the time she gets her Bravo relationship, no one will support her in it. Now she’s cuddling up with Kyle (#SummerHouse)?! Gross on both of them! #SouthernCharm

OK Kyle! Look at her landing a role in #LincolnLawyer! 👏🎥 Totally forgot this was happening. What a good surprise during episode 1 of the new season! #RHOBH #BravoTV

Candiace is ruining the fun cause she takes it so personal and serious. It’s a literal game called Traitors. Her and Rob could’ve won together if she wasn’t so reactive. Very poor sportish. Lisa being outed as a traitor was actually so good for her game if she just laid low. #TraitorsUS

Traitors producers NEED to stop having the people who were up for murder come to breakfast last. It’s a recognizable pattern, and an easy way to figure out who’s probably a faithful. They do it to keep fans on edge, but a faithful could pick up the pattern #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

Mixing up Epsom with Epstein is a wild mistake to make 🤣😂 #RHORI #BravoTv

Heather McDonald said that 2 wks ago Bronwyn Newport told her she’s dating a 32-year-old model (weird to lead with that) & not to say anything because Todd still thinks they’re getting back together and he’s giving her everything she wants right now. Not shady at all 😳 #RHOSLC #BravoTV

Angelica: IYKYK 😂 #VanderpumpRules #BravoTV

Kyle has A LOT of nerve getting mad at Amanda for getting in the pool in her bra and underwear…. I would like to present to the court exhibit A and B #SummerHouse #BravoTV

Soooo, we’re all seeing this chemistry between Amanda and Ben, right? #SummerHouse #BravoTV

Friend: What did you watch tonight? Me: I watched people milk a white Russian (drink) out of a wooden cow at a county fair themed Fourth of July party…. 😎😂 #SummerHouse #BravoTV

Bronwyn will always be my ‘bitch eating crackers.’ Everything she does annoys me. Who’s yours? #RHOSLC #BravoTV

Know why Karen refused to name the medication she was “addicted” to and was afraid of a lawsuit? It’s cause antidepressants aren’t addicting. If I were betting, the real meds begin with an X and ends with an X. This is all based on nothing but vibes & my own education. 😎 #RHOP #bravoTV

ChatGPT is down, someone check on Craig #SouthernCharm #BravoTV

Daisy: “They’re fighting about seizures. Everything’s up in the air. ” Haaaahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 #RHOSLC #BelowDeckDownUnder

I feel high watching this Below Deck x Real Housewives crossover. Euphoric is a good word. This is everything! #RHOSLC #BelowDeckDownUnder

Brittany shares that she makes more than $25k PER episode of #TheValley

Update: Watched the first three episodes of #CanadaShore. It’s so much better than I expected. The same way they recast Vanderpump Rules, this is basically a modern recast of Jersey Shore (in Canada 🍁) mixed with a little Floribama Shore AND Snooki is involved. She’s the boss!

Important bullet points after watching episode one of #CanadaShore • It’s basically Jersey Shore in Canada. They work. They party. It’s chaos from the start. • This girl Emmy takes a claim on one of the guys day one. We all know how that goes…. • Totally worth watching!

New reality TV show alert! Came across this today, figured I’d share with all of you! If you are a Jersey Shore fan, Summer House fan, or even a Floribama Shore fan this might be for you! It’s called #CanadaShore and it’s on Paramount+. I’m gonna watch so we’ll see how it goes!

Candiace is ruining her own game by making this a charge against Rob. She could’ve taken a fellow housewife being eliminated as a positive, and the spotlight would be off her since they got a housewife. I don’t see her last thing long after tonight. Bad game move. #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

Angel pretending like Wanderland Outdoors is already an open and successful business is completely insane. What better proof she’s a liar than her talking about how she’s so knowledgeable about the outdoors because of her company…..that hasn’t even launched yet. Girl! #RHOP #BravoTV

The Housewives are going to ruin #RHUGT before it even airs. We’ve seen so many photos and videos and it just started filming! #BravoTV

Wow wow. #TraitorsUK is SO good this season! Just watched the finale. U.S. fans get excited! I know it will be a hit here too. #TheTraitors

No spoilers, just my unsolicited opinion about tonight‘s ep. The cabin challenge this season, on both US & UK #TheTraitors. It wasn’t fun. 👎 I want to laugh, not watch them pretend scared around a table when they know they’re on set & these dolls aren’t really haunted etc etc. #TraitorsUS

Lisa short-circuiting before our very own eyes. The blinking is out of control. 👀🤣 #RHOSLC #BravoTV

If you don’t watch #1000lbSisters you’re missing out on a true comedy. This family’s health journey is amazing to watch. But they are also so f*cking funny. Amy’s wedding decor/tables are inspired by a 500 yr old relative she just found out about through an ancestry test. 🤣😂

No, but like why is the plate IN his mouth?! 🤣😂 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

Hot take: Stacey is early days Sonja Morgan. And I mean that as a compliment. It’s the unintentional quirkiness. The one liners. They’re shared frugal natures. They’re both so funny without trying too hard. #RHOP #RHONY #BravoTV

Gizelle!?! The dress…with the boots… and thebelt?! No! No no no!! Why?!…… How?! You’re too pretty for this! 😳😂 #RHOP #BravoTV

Angel could’ve played this trip right and changed her narrative…. Instead. She caused division, cost us nights of fun AND we found out she hires a baby sitter even when her husband is around. Not suspect at all 👀😳 Booooooo #RHOP #BravoTV

Based on nothing but vibes, I think Bobby not helping the other women out of the rain was because Angel doesn’t let him help or talk to other women. I get the possessive jealous vibes, even though she tries to play confident and secure. #JustSayin #RHOP #BravoTV

“I seemed to have stretched to fit you just perfectly” No she did not! 😂😳😩🫢🙈 #90dayfiance #BeforeThe90Days

Heavenly: Hey Toya! this is my brother. (long pause)…….. Toya: You made up a brother? 🤣😂🤣😂 haaanahahaha. The comedic timing of these women is top tier. I love this show. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine #BravoTV

My favorite sport is watching Traitors US & Traitors UK at the same time to analyze how different groups handle the same challenges & how they affect the over all gameplay. ps. This season of Traitors UK is GOOOD!! (if you want early access in the US, DM me. No VPN needed) #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

I usually give Sutton a pass, but girl….. You make six figures a MONTH and you took these women on a trip where they had to make their own dinner and then we go to a restaurant at the airport? No. No. No. #RHOBH #BravoTV

Rob telling Michael Rapaport the definition of ‘commiserating,’ iconic. I forgive him for all of his Love Island wrongs. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS