I’m not a good singer but I’m very good at karaoke

White Center is better than any Seattle neighborhood except CH (they’re tied)

hopefully I’ll get a kiss today

watching ‘70s gay porn in a theater is sometimes more cozy than horny in terms of ambiance

The Wash is my favorite bar in Seattle and it's not even close

it makes no sense to me why straight people settle for whatever in their relationships

me at the dr. pepper factory

This weekend includes a porn screening, two pride festivals, a living room karaoke party, and self-guided art tour.

I actually have new pride discourse if anyone is open to it

Jizzness Analytics

someone cursing on a teams call and then checking to see if i’m offended is so funny. i’m waiting for this call to be over so I can make a cum joke for sexy strangers on the internet. you’re good, diva.

Just when you got used to not having to tap off...

if my job is going to fuck with my spirit this much the least they could do is spit on it first

Seattle folks: I will be playing the Eagle in a couple weeks

I’m not taking criticism from muted accounts. Get back in the silence hole.

anti-beer people will say shit like "it tastes like piss" and expect me to be turned off. well guess what?

Car Facing north in the southbound lane at Mt Baker station 35 feet above the ground

A LITTLE CRANKY that it is 80° on a Tuesday but it’ll be chilly and rainy during White Center Pride

I found out Stop That Train has AI art in it and I saw a promo ad for Disclosure Day in which Emily Blunt said “This is Disclosure Day.” Needless to say but now my June 12 weekend just opened up.

lol (laufey out loud)

my company did not iron their pride flag before they put it on the pole

the trump official — who led the siege & occupation of Minneapolis — admitting to having an ongoing dialogue/rapport with Martin Sellner, a straight-up Nazi who influenced the Christchurch shooter, while speaking at a conference about remigration (read: ethnic cleansing) is a pretty big deal!

I saw your profile, nothing you could ever say will interest me. Goodbye.

desperately need to suck a few dicks for pride month

there is someone I simultaneously find annoying but physically attractive and that's such an awful combination

I'm the kind of person to come back from an 18 hour road trip and do a chore when I get home

My picks: Cure (1997) Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988) The Young Girls of Rochefort (1967)

dreams are coming true today

If you liked Backrooms, watch Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

To mark 45 years of Andrzej Żuławski’s genre-defying, mind-melting marriage monster movie Possession, Noreen Plabutong looks back on the DNA and deep impact of the film that changed everything. https://boxd.it/3ac

Vietnam war veteran drag queen called Mia Pow

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

Gina Gershon tell me who your doctor is

can’t believe i’m taking a short trip just to stand in a long line

🎞️ NOTHING IS REAL, BUT EVERYTHING MATTERS 🎞️ This June, Northwest Film Forum is proud to present four films that explore the almost-always blurry boundary between fantasy, desire, and reality when it comes to our deepest (and sometimes darkest) fantasies.

replying to every 2019 photo with “what happened?”

wrote an essay about the Bicycle Weekends kickoff last weekend "I'm so used to decisions that feel capricious. Out of my hands. But here was a decision made with public input for and against. Heard fairly. Not withdrawn at the slightest provocation. Not a decision made in advance of a process."

I’ve posted 3 nudes this week so I guess my libido is back

Katie Wilson: "While I strongly support additional investment in Renton, and very much understand the motivations behind this amendment, I also strongly share the sentiment that we are Sound Transit, not Sound Parking."

anyone wanna kiss me, hold my balls, etc to calm me down when I eventually see Backrooms?

NO HACKS SPOILERS ON THE TL IM SO SERIOUS ILL KILL YOU

Having to write AI guidance as someone who has not intentionally used AI for anything

Bruce Harrell gets a fair share of the blame for getting Ballard Link to the point where it's at today, and deservedly so, but someone who I don't think gets enough of the blame is Jenny Durkan. 2017-2020 were the lost years for Seattle's ST3 projects.

"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

my bladder the minute I get on the light rail

people that repost themselves need to realize that we’ll see it eventually