she cracked the code

The new Madonna song is exactly what I wanted

well that was a show that was on tv

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

North Bend resident Brandi Kruse complains that fares aren’t enforced on buses she never rides.

thinking about ann reinking in all that jazz 🌟

And it doesn't even protect children.

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This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

two training sessions in a week means I get to wake up skinny in the morning

straight couples form a single line on the sidewalk challenge

oh sure now the site is working when the east coast people are 2bzy2post

What the actual fuck?

Pro-cuck-tivity

Aaliyah in 2000:

this site goes down more than me during my shift at the cock sucking factory

I’m just like a garlic clove because if you beat me up a lil bit I’ll take off my clothes and get sticky

Think about this: The leader of the Senate Democrats just voted against 85% of his caucus all to keep sending bulldozers to Israel, so it can continue to demolish Palestinian and Lebanese people's homes.

This thunderstorm produced a waterspout over Puget Sound! Photo via Reddit.

I will not apologize for a delayed response to someone who was too lazy to read my out of office. I will not apologize for a delayed response to someone who was too lazy to read my out of office. I will not apologize for a delayed response to someone who was too lazy to read my out of office. I will

People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!

sigh. I am excited about Confessions II as well.

Why is 'definitely' the one word I always need spell check for?

I’ve been a vegetarian for almost 20 years so I don’t remember the taste of meat, but the smell that comes from cooking bacon makes me nauseous

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain with $255 billion

I went to New Mexico only to have new backdrops for photos

NEW MEXICO TRIP DAY ONE: wow, this truly is the land of enchantment DAY FIVE: (head in hands) yes… please make my mocha… ‘christmas’

good news! it’s very pretty here but I’m too nihilistic snobby west coast goth faggot for this part of the country.

Fartemis (got em)

I’m not telling anyone in New Mexico I’m from Seattle because we got rain this evening and they’ll blame me for “bringing the weather” with me

Mountain Standard Time Slut

I think I’m going to fall in love with New Mexico while i’m here

sea 🛫🛬 abq

apparently liza minelli coined the term "comfort food"

you gotta take a piss before the piss takes you

There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon. You are being lied to

One of my favorite internet videos ever and I just love when it randomly pops up

can y’all stop with it the taco acronym shit?

I’m so fucking tired of that shithead

*taps sign*

Someone has to and it needs to happen today

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

I was neutral on easter this year until the art supply store was closed, so now I hate it

when italians vote for the lesser evil it’s called “parm reduction”

Everyone say happy birthday to Logan OR ELSE 🔫

I had to walk away from the internet for a while recently when I read a Yelp review for a gym that said they were pleased the gym stayed open during "lockdown" so people could stay healthy during a pandemic that turned out to be a "minor inconvenience." I remember seeing the freezer trucks on TV.

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?" 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records? 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.