I should not be sweating at 8:30 am

It's funny how it's always "mayor's office missteps fray council relations" and never "councilmembers who want to be mayor acting like petulant children fray relationship with city's chief executive."

getting home and turning off my filters, treating your poles and holes like a little Christmas present I can open right after midnight mass

Most, if not all, DSA candidates who have won are social democrats. Which is a center-left ideology using welfare and socialized programs to reform capitalism without getting rid of it. It’s still capitalist & under the centrist big tent. And yet look at how mainstream politicians are reacting to it

Avengers Goonsday

I’ve never had a good time in South Carolina and i’m thankful I’ll never have to go there again

cyclosporiasis only got out of hand in the first place because americans refuse to follow cdc guidelines to bring your diarrhea to a rolling boil before handling your salad

Not only do we stand by our reporting. Madison Square Garden’s ridiculous lawsuit actually confirms it, noting the company did, in fact, track the sexual orientation of LGBTQIA celebrities in its talent database.

BKR made a 2.5 hour video about my least favorite classic Hollywood actress (Stanwyck). I'll watch and enjoy it but I won't be convinced.

They're here... @theurbanist.org primary endorsements are out, just in time for ballots to hit your mailboxes. www.theurbanist.org/2026-primary...

Lore drop I was terrified of thunder as a kid and would wear gun range headphones whenever a storm was nearby. I grew up in the south so this happened a lot.

I hate thunderstorms. Stop being so dramatic.

This Repo Man trivia makes Harry Dean Stanton sound like a Clickhole version of himself

well he asked me to hang out again so let's celebrate that

These images of First Nations community members evacuating Collins, Ontario on motorboats are absolutely surreal www.facebook.com/reel/1548244...

Seeing a guy I had great sex with by surprise while taking out my STINKY compost brought out a level of social anxiety I haven’t felt in a while. He wanted a hug!

With 22 confirmed deaths since January 1st, more people have died in ICE custody in the first 6.5 months of 2026 than in the 3 full calendar years from Jan 2022 to Dec 2024 (21).

Scoop: The AI music generator Suno was hacked. Hacker shared source code that shows how the tool was made and part of the music and podcasts that were scraped to create it. Decades worth of music, lyrics, and podcasts from YouTube, Deezer, Genius & more www.404media.co/hack-reveals...

An incredible euphemism here for “the government is doing illegal discrimination”

Library recommendations from the same Seattle Times that is opposing the library levy?

People are asking for RTO just so you can read emoji replies to emails *in person*

I don’t want to hear shit from any of you about Harry fucking Potter ever again.

No wonder buzzfeed pivoted to AI since people are willing to give data away for a meme about colors

a thing i've been on a lot over the years is many of the old thoughts and strategies on what could move, pressure, change elected officials are kind of out the window because they do not even respond to attempts on their lives with energy more intense than "damn, that was weird"

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

most murders are committed by someone the victim knows - a partner, neighbor etc. but in cases where there is no relationship between murderer & victim? the killer is a cop about a third of the time. if you are killed by a stranger, there is a 1 in 3 chance that stranger is a cop.

If Jenny Holzer was a gay person on social media she’d post COCK CUMS AS NO SURPRISE

Not to hype Seattle for everyone but I still haven't turned on the AC this summer (this status may change later in the week)

i’m not doing the d&d class thing bc the answer for me can only be bard

RIP to Sam Neill, costar of the greatest horror movie ever made

Ever see someone who looks familiar and you can’t remember if you dislike them?

Sagittarius: Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Be the enemy of the good yourself.

there’s something about a person who creates a new profile on an app every two months (either a scammer, stalker, spammer, or too stupid to realize they can just sign out instead of delete)

watching people steal jokes in real time

"He had a good sense of humor" please just say faggot

to any senator reading this: this is how we're gonna talk about you

BREAKING: Lindsay Graham breaks with Israel

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

Me liking every mean post about Lindsey Graham

The only way Lindsey Graham can be honored properly is by someone drone bombing his casket.

Oh no he was one of the Senate’s most eligible bachelors

Lindsay Graham was, I think, one of the most contemptible figures in US politics, a titan of respectable bipartisan foreign policy for years who displayed no principles, no insight, and no beliefs beyond a gleeful and vicarious love of violence. An indictment of every institution he served in. RIP.

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

I love waking up to the news of dead conservatives

Art date with husband

I had to waste a few minutes inside B&N earlier and read the zodiac birthday book. Completely wrong about all of my faults (I don’t have any.)

time for some prep wisdom

They’re openly enacting white supremacist policies and our ostensible allies are still lamenting the dreaded Woke Times™️