it cannot be stated enough that this shit is happening because *no one* with any sort of power is willing to meaningfully stand up to a senile pedophile

Getting a custom Phillies crewneck from the very talented Bay, and need a little help deciding on color combo: 1. White over dark gray/faded black (original idea) 2. White over Carhartt brown 3. Carhartt brown over white They’re all so rad that I can’t decide. Help!

I went on a run earlier today (do NOT recommend) and saw the same Cybertruck three times. Thumbs downed him all three times.

oooo this is gonna get taggeddddd

I got that honker in me

I made ten thousand dollars predicting this would happen

Alright I may have overdone it on a recent run. Who’s got stretches they can recommend for sore foot arches? 😩

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wiping my ass with GHOST® Energy branded toilet paper after having too many Hatfield Phootlong Dogs and several orders of Chickie’s & Pete’s® Crabfries®. how can you not be romantic about baseball.

I need the horny emojipasta announcing Chuck Norris’ death like I need air to breathe

thank you for your service @lanccorob.bsky.social 🫡

What could possibly go wrong lol

PSA: The album Somewhere Nowhere by Hundredth is banger after banger from start to finish. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

I get the feeling the only time Markwayne has “smelled war” is when he made an emergency pit stop on the way home after Taco Bell

From Bryce (raw milk) to Rojas (horse medicine), the Phillies are proving time and again that they’re genetically incapable of boosting their performance with stuff made for humans

The first line of this poster implies that La Crosse already has an older, more established Adult Horse Bar with Trough-style Eating™

Nola wants a non-“Nols” nickname so bad that he bribed the commentators to say he’s referred to as Captain Hook because it’s against the rules to pick your own nickname

Marked safe from the Ravioli 4th Inning™

I need to put my head in a goddamn freezer

I for one am shocked that this was a lie. Shocked, I tell you.

You’ll be hard pressed to find a better no-skip 90s album than self titled by Third Eye Blind. Straight gas from start to finish.

Something I’ve been Mullin over: What the fuck is a Markwayne?

I’m going to hell* *Costco after work

Lil bro looks like he modeled his smile after the grimacing emoji 😬

Not Hegseth talking about squirters in the press conference announcing the deaths of four service members 😭

Bröther must have shaken too many hands again 😕

It’s almost like electing a desperate, evil chud as president and then allowing him to stock his cabinet with evil, inept chud streamers and YouTube personalities is a bad move.

Bröther can’t hit his way out of a wet paper bag, even when juicing 😭

Playing the classics tonight, nahmean? 🤘🏼🙂‍↕️

Hell yeah, the first Parks and Rec cast member ever to have their jersey retired

what you see before a dragon burns you alive

This is a 50-alarm fire: wapo.st/3N5cpEn

I may not know much, but I *do* know that if you’re a “milk first in the cereal bowl” type, you are NOT to be trusted 🙂‍↔️👎🏼

he has run against two absolute goofs including Doug Mastriano who eats lead for fun, I'm not gonna give him that much credit

Taking your coffee into the bathroom isn’t a failure; it’s a sign that your body is a perfect machine.

You’re telling me this wheat creamed???

Making some snow day motherfuckin chocolate chip cookies 🙂‍↕️

We're evolving as a culture, Emmy. I admit that it's an excruciatingly slow process, but the rejection of tiktok and the embrace of baseball are somehow crucial. Never ask me to explain.

Weekend baseball reading from @inquirer.com: John Middleton on Phillies’ payroll amid looming labor war, Dave Dombrowski-Bryce Harper saga, and more: www.inquirer.com/phillies/joh...

Why isn’t anyone buying our product, the Stupid Xspander?

AND STRING THING

My favorite thing about using PayPal to pay for something online is that I get like 14 goddamn emails about it. It’s great!

Anyone need a new sleep paralysis demon?

oh hey i forgot about Pizzaballa that is the most ornate takeout box i've ever seen, good for him

Spinning Futures by Jimmy Eat World on my turntable while I work. Making me realize that it really is a 1A/1B situation for best album of theirs, between this and Bleed American.