Hmm, now why would the DOJ kill the link to this file? *Reads screenshots* Oh THAT’S why.

2026 fucking sucks. RIP to Catherine O’Hara — and thank you for giving us so many memorable characters ✊🏼😔

Catherine O’Hara died? Jesus fuck, January needs to be over already. Christ.

Leap Day William ass outfit

Easily my favorite thing to be pedantic about.

Bröther’s head would fit *perfectly* in Doug Dimmadome’s hat

Ah yes, just what we need — AI to create chemicals!

At least it wasn’t Josh Grizzard and the Wizard Lizard

The Amtrak Traksuit™ stays ON

Gisele threatened him with divorce, as she should have

If you go to a protest, be sure to cover your entire face and take circuitous routes to and from the protests. You are being tracked and anything you can do to prevent it is worth the effort. wapo.st/4bXee03

I know there is SO MUCH going on in the world right now, but for those who've been following along on my person crisis, I've been posting semi regular updates about my mom's saga on the GFM page www.gofundme.com/f/help-tamar...

Heads up PA peeps, I’m hearing ICE is in Harrisburg and York today. Warn your neighbors. Unless they are like some of the ones I have who will hold a party in celebration.

They had that shit ON, my goodness

oh what now it's illegal to be a piece of shit husband??? This is patently unfair and wildly WOKE to Mr. Schneider

Meanwhile, over on the Everything App™, Larry Wayne Jones, Jr. is doing some incredible innovation with the English language

Katy Perry of all people posting anti-ICE messaging should be a clear signal to all the other quivering celebrities, brands, etc. that the water is shark-free and it’s time to cowabunga the fuck in.

For Chrissakes, LICE is more popular than ICE right now. Time to cash in on public sentiment like every last one of you did during BLM, babes!!!!!

Hell yea, we love plowing no matter how long it takes ✊🏼🙂‍↕️

Believe Your Eyes Chances are, you’ve seen Richard Tsong-Taatarii’s photo. Taken Wednesday in Minneapolis, it shows an unidentifiable protester face down on the ground; 2 Border Patrol agents are on top of him, holding him there, while a 3rd unloads pepper spray into his face from just inches away.

I think I’m safe with Sheena Parveen 🙂‍↕️

nick foles would’ve scored 200 points against this team

Man, what a terrible day to be a kind, decent, empathetic person. I hope no agent in the state-sponsored terrorism agency knows a moment of joy or peace as long as they have breath in their lungs.

Senator, the only way to "reign in the lawlessness" is to abolish the organization entirely. Theyve committed TWO murders in 17 days. This cannot be reformed.

If you want proof that Trump is going to try to rig the elections, here it is: In a letter to Gov. Tim Walz Saturday, Bondi claimed that Walz could “restore the rule of law” by complying with a list of demands, including giving the Department of Justice (DOJ) the state’s voter registration records.

Maybe it did, but this is also the same guy who brandished a shotgun in a Black boy's face *before* his brain got its ass kicked. He was already kind of a dickhead so I dont think he really deserves the benefit of the doubt the way maybe some other people might

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Thoughtful and timely (though already outdated due to today's new ICE killing) column from former Lancaster County residents who moved to Minneapolis. lancasteronline.com/opinion/colu...

His parents could have been my parents. We’re almost the same age.

let's go. Wouldn't it be great if we used the ICE facility they're trying to open in Schuylkill County

This headline comes from our sister outlet @minnesotareformer.com

A federal employee.

Let alone Democrats, if any human votes to continue funding this, you can consider that person irredeemable

FUCK TURNING OFF AUTOPLAY HERES THE FEATURE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULD BE USING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS

If you support or materially aid what is being perpetrated in MN by the invading government agency, you are fully and completely, down to your DNA, irredeemably evil. I hope that when this is all over, the things that happen to you make people think that Mussolini got the red carpet treatment.

Has ICE forgotten that Philadelphians have developed antibodies to teargas and their fingers have evolved to give them gecko-like climbing abilities?

I’m no meteorologist but if you’re reading this, you can expect at least a few inches this weekend 😉

Fuck *all* of this 😭

Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.

In case you don’t know:

Kevin Kinkead is a frat house toilet personified. I wish him nothing but the worst

Added to the no service list

Yeah..... Fuck that barstool jr website

I strongly prefer hole milk

Meanwhile, over on the everything app, men are trying to tell women what they should or shouldn’t wear

There are few more depressing food sights than whatever awaits your eyes when you open up a David bar

More like Dace PotASS amirite

phillies fans, think of the upside: if the team sucks this year it just means kruk will have more time to ramble if there isn't much to comment on in the game