Three time known impregnator*

why watch overtime playoff hockey, and now double overtime playoff basketball, when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

John Kruk, on Brandon Marsh’s demeanor: “He’s happy.” *brief pause* (Begrudgingly) “He’s always happy.”

A DINGER FROM BIG BOOTY BOHM!!!

John Kruk and T-Mac during a conversation about pronation and supination: T-Mac: “I’d never heard that before.” Kruk: “I’ll teach ya the finer things about the body, Tom.”

So…Reading’s got Wood 🙂‍↕️

Who let the three-time known impregnator get hot?!

Mixed feelings over Skenes has a mediocre game today. One the one hand, bummer because it's cool to see great athletes be really great at their sport, but on the other, the Phillies are up 3-0, with runners on 2nd and 3rd, and no outs in the top of the 6th.

If Kruk were to wear camo socks, I guarantee TMac would get a text later that day from Kruk asking for help because he can’t find his feet

John Kruk, on Brandon Marsh’s demeanor: “He’s happy.” *brief pause* (Begrudgingly) “He’s always happy.”

Christopher Sánchez has 69 strikeouts on the year? Nice 🙂‍↕️

Phillies win!

Woohoo!

THE SMALL BALL PHILLIES 🙂‍↕️

MARSH HIVE RISE UP!!!

Decline the call and block the number

20% off code for all my Bluesky peeps: BSKY20 Valid through Friday FoleysOnSouth.com

🙂‍↕️

Me liking every single new photo I see of the Hilary Duff Sport Illustrated swimsuit edition

That was one of the most absolutely insane catches I’ve seen a Phillies player make in years. Holy hell, Justin Crawford 😮‍💨

Propaganda I’m buying: Hilary Duff Any time I can get a propa ganda at some new photo from her SI shoot, I’m a happy camper

“Harper’s coming up…you keep that hole open for him at first.” - John Kruk

The Don Mattingly-era 2026 Phillies: Good at coming from behind 🙂‍↕️

Bluesky could use a feature like this, IMO

Bryson Stott always saves his best for games against the Marlins. A three run dinger!

Heh, the Flyers are on the PP

Quite the downgrade, IMO ✊🏼😔

Look at how excited he is about it!

Maybe he can make these games watchable? 🤞🏼

Me and the homies manifesting Kevin Long being shit-canned today

Your sibling’s boy cat is your nephmew, btw

The *last* Phillies BOGO hot dog deal of the season is in April? This team really does hate the fans lol

Baseball is crazy because you could be having a perfectly delightful Sunday and then along comes Aaron Nola to ruin it for you

Kyle Backhus came in to a dirty inning and gave up a run but he battled against the heart of the white hot Braves’ lineup and just shoved and got through it. In this house, Kyle Backhus is a hero!

Wake the neighbors. Call your mother. Crack open a cold one. The Phillies have won a baseball game. The 10-game losing streak is over.

Posting ass for the Phils win in the comments ⬇️

the next ad campaign better be about taking Gus down

That knock from Harper sure as shit looked elite to me 😌💅🏼

If I ever encountered Gus the Groundhog out in the wild, I would kick the living shit out of him

I’m gonna post ass tonight if the Flyers win

Let me also just say that there is no way Kruk could have diagnosed a transmission issue with nothing but the hood being open lol, that’s not how a car works

The *last* Phillies BOGO hot dog deal of the season is in April? This team really does hate the fans lol

They got news that there was another ass*ssination attempt and started to rally

Honestly … this is unusually healthy for the internet.

Gritty is something between a god and a brother to me

The r/phillies subreddit has changed the theme to Wawa and is only letting people post stuff about Wawa until the Phillies win a series lolll

The Phillies explosively diarrhea shitting the bed for America’s 250th birthday is pretty fitting given…you know, everything happening in America right now

we all start somewhere. the journey is what it means to be a human & no ai can come close to generating that