Remember touchdowns?

We aren’t allowed to bitch about Adoree after that

*The* Philadelphia Eagle Nakobe Dean

I’m throwing up

Just let coop smack every ball. It’s all we have.

Saquon can run up the sides? That’s allowed?

*chanting “second half team” under my breath like a god damn sorcerer*

Forgot my coffee AND my badge tonight. fuck my life go birds

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Dave portnoy stop fucking crying for once challenge

I spent half of today thinking it was Friday. Driving to work thinking im lucky for barely dealing with traffic. Silly bitch.

Finally figured out what I want for Christmas

I watch a lot of bobs burgers so I often starting singing things like “ba da da-da, elderly prostitute~” and I expect everyone to just roll with it

Noah cates is Him.

My friend’s son is wearing a *signedddd* Schultz jersey to the game tonight. These kids are crazy.

The only thing that can stop a bad ai with a gun is a good ai with a gun

I bring a real “sure bud whatever you say” energy to arguments that people just *love*

Hey, it's Giving Tuesday, so I'm once again asking that if you follow me on here, you give a couple bucks to @ppponline.org if you can. They really do some of the most important work imaginable, and especially as we settle into winter they need our support.

Seriously with this giants/pats game? They deliberately choose the worst color combinations I’m sure of it.

“You’ve never heard one bad thing said about Sidney Crosby” they clearly haven’t met me.

I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.

I was talking about Liz Hurley and wanted to see if she’s still a smoke show (she is) but when I googled her I found out she’s dating billy ray cyrus???

@profanity.accountant please

Too many man.

TK is still alive everyone clap!

Dan Vladar is probably *so* good at twister

Owen still remains the best ginger

the people shaking their heads about fans booing the Eagles offense have failed to consider that they deserve it

Zegras you fucking beauty

Nick sirianni shaves his head.gif

Football sucks but the flyers are winning

AJ. FINALLY.

Jalen has had a new OC every year, but sure, it’s the execution by the previously successful players and not the guy calling the plays this time.

Phillips is the man

Why is there an entire montage with stupid graphics to tell us we suck. We know.

Vic, get yours boys come on

Birds… I’m begging… I long to talk shit

Lamar, what????

lol fuck you dak

What are the lions even doing. Run that shit

Being sick on my second favorite holiday is SO uncool

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

The self eval we have to do at work every year never fails to make me nauseous

Nobody puts baby in the middle seat

I think I’d rather drive blindly off the road than have to hear the constant squeak of my windshield wipers. Not dramatic at all.

Good job flyers never a doubt

Worst fight ever

can we ask Howie to find us the Vic Fangio of OCs?