At this point i just assume anyone who posts like this has a crush on her and is mad as hell she's not single

We can’t keep getting away with this!!!

Hahahaha I love this team

A-a-ron.

Bosnia vs Qatar vs the posts

This is what we fucking mean when we’re yelling at Shumer, Jeffries, etc to fucking DO something instead of a “stern” comment. Y’all just sit there on your asses (derogatory) instead of taking any initiative to actually put in the work. And now we fucking see that clear as fucking day

The beautiful game

I need to shut my brain off for several weeks, hold my calls

Nice (2fa edition)

Interesting decision by Fox to pass the weather delay by having Thierry Henry and Zlatan beat Alexi Lalas with a pillowcase full of soap for our entertainment

I know no one has ever had back to back cycles but why not tonight?

Giggling like a school girl while the national broadcast glazes Wheels 🥰

Man I love june and schwarbombs

FREE OUR MAN (John Kruk is in a suit)

Kyle Schwarber has hit two balls a total 913 feet in the third inning. Mercy.

Hahahaha yesssssssss

lol fuck youuu Mets

GOAL!!!! 😮‍💨

Fans visiting for the World Cup are saving this country from itself.

If you hear this at the show you better get out of the pit because the nastiest hardcore breakdown is coming and you're about to be killed by a 17 year old in a Flyers jersey

Scène du déluge, by Anne-Louis Girodet, 1806, 📸 by Alex Grimm

Damn Scotland this is rough

MLB’s vibes suck so bad that I’m out here cheering on an Atlanta brave

Let’s lay in the sun and listen to the new Olivia Rodrigo album

Pride month and Juneteenth, bad month to be an MLB middle reliever

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

“i wanna see the reflecting pool!” “we have a reflecting pool at home.”

Don’t embarrass us in the powder blues god dammit

No goals for 70 minutes and then two goals in 10 minutes is wild I’d lose my mind

Funerals are expensive. When I die just feed me to the sharks.

Has anyone told Luzardo that im in love with him today???

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Holy fuuuuck Bohm hair magic ✨

Brandon Marsh never lets me down

There’s no way Ben’s head is that small

Love park fountain green go birds

Brandon Marsh never lets me down

That snipe 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Big night for crossbars

Vegas is so fucking embarrassing lol

The World Cup is on and the Stanley cup could be won tonight, why tf did they think a ufc fight could compete anyway?

Looking stunning on the world stage, Philly.

It’s always interesting when someone dies on their birthday

Fighting with my younger siblings usually ends with me yelling something like “I remember when you couldn’t even walk you little idiot” and storming out

Duran is such a gift 🔥

Get him off the mound already

I do not like that mascot what the fuck stop it

Me explaining the Phillies to my aunt: That’s the one that can’t cook an egg That’s the one the bitches love That’s the one who drinks raw milk That’s wet boy

JT baby thank you

God DAMN Edmundo what a catch