FTM

Anytime Orion pitches

KYLE. FUCKING. SCHWARBER.

Think it’s time for a new kitchen mug

FTM

This team is winning the World Series

New menus dropping

BRYCE FRICKIN HARPER

BACK TO BACK COMEBACKS DOWN TO THE LAST OUT. THE. FIGHTINS. SAID.

THE FIGHTINS!!!!!!!!!!!

THE. FIGHTINS. SAID. SAID sorry that this is a tad late…

Falling asleep on the couch before 8:30 is a new low

How cool was that chat

JUAN SOTO YOU BUM

He is not human I swear

HARPER CYCLE?!?!!!

KYLEEEEEE AGAIN

My face be itching off the pre like a coke fein in the 80’s

Knew that was going to happen

Shocker Alec Bohm grounds into an inning ending double play

Nola special

If you haven’t voted 5 times today for Brandon marsh to be a starter in the all star game TF ARE YOU DOING

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

BRANDON FREAKING MARSH. DAWGGG

Ball got out QUICK

LIGHT. TOWER. POWER

Just another Mac Miller Monday

Brad Keller is fucking trash

It’s a good day to have a good day

Happy Mac Miller Monday to all who celebrate #MostDope

The amount of half reps I see at the gym is comical

Some specials from over the weekend

You ever brew your own mint tea. Straight gas

How is my phone already at 35%?!? I’ve been up for 3 hours tf

I hope everyone has a great day. Except AJ Brown, I hope you tear your ACL you cornball

Salmon with risotto, charred asparagus and a romesco sauce

Just another marijuana Monday

THATS A SWEEP BABY!!!

Pray we are safe from the RAV4 4th inning

If you don’t put tajin on pineapple are you even living

Nothing hits like late night baseball and a joint

Bad day to smoke before work 🫠🫠

Also forgot Josh Shapiro was doing a press conference at the restaurant today….

Do not become to important/good at your job. I REPEAT DO NOT BECOME IMPORTANT AT YOUR JOB

Working 60+ hours should be illegal WITHOUT OVERTIME

Schwarbombs away