Lots of talk about Lindsey Graham this week but here’s an obit worthy of our attention. A life of service vs Lindsey’s life of self serving. chicago.suntimes.com/obituaries/2...

If I wanted to see a team with 2 hits and no runs at CBP, I'd go to a Phillies game.

✨🔥🕷️✨PÁSAME LA HOOKAH✨🕷️🔥✨

The President of Philadelphia, the Phillie Phanatic.

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

Bryce stop challenging pitches challenge (impossible)

STOP. MICING. THE. PHILLIES. HITTERS.

We are putting on a great show and it’s a damn shame the fox broadcast is messing it up

Awww these bike kids are so cute

This is like the 10th wildest thing that happened tonight!

We have “overrated” chants at the bank for Soto

Whew X-rays are negative

I hope the Phillies post clips of all the fun mid inning things 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Jesus doesn’t save, but he will stop the AL tacking anymore on.

Luzardo is the MVP so far because we were not subjected to any broadcast stupidity.

If Manfred really cared about the game he’d up the stakes: Winners of the ASG get to crack him in the balls with a wiffle bat in live tv. It’d pull Super Bowl numbers.

Excellent job, Jesus Lizard

Quiet, everyone. My show is on!

Fox actively hates us. And we hate them.

*rips enormous bong hit, chases with acid* Let’s mic up pitchers, catchers, and hitters maaaannnnnn it’d be sooooo cool

That's our dawg right there

These ball caps are genuinely great and I want one

Imagine a country being so bigoted that nobody can safely eat lettuce

It would’ve been cool to see and hear Brandon Marsh get a rousing ovation in his first All-Star game in his home park but instead we had to listen to Justin Verlander talk through a broken microphone in the dugout

truly the dumbest positions to mic up

whose bright idea was it to mic up a CATCHER whose job is to relay secret signals in front of an opponent

Did this gambling commercial just imply a golfer is going to beat an alien to death with his club

phillies embarrassing me and they don’t even play tonight

Somebody must have JT on speed dial just kick this other dude out

Anytime a Brave or a Met, or a Dodger or a Nat or a Yankee strikes out.

I hate the fox scorebug

Cris 💜💜💜💜💜

Should’ve had John Kruk on commentary

Fwiw I talked to five players this afternoon, four of them first-time All-Stars, and every single one of them thought all the non-Phillies getting booed was funny and took it in the spirit in which it was intended. I really, really, really don't think anyone's getting their feelings hurt here.

Won’t someone rid me of this troublesome Smoltz

If we could somehow channel the energy of Philly sports hate we could be energy independent by 2030

Patti 🥹🥹🥹

No wonder oil prices are so high, look what the ingredients cost. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/a...

The city was founded on hating King George III and once we won, there was no going back.

Cristopher Sánchez really soaked that moment in, that was cool.

“Batting third, from the Los Angeles Dodgers, 1st Baseman Freddie Freeman”

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

I just realized they’re 10000% doing the light show tonight regardless of score, right? Which means we get to share that with all the baseball fans everywhere 🥹

"from delco" 😭

I cannot believe the White Sox have 3 all stars this year, truly the pope has the ear of god

Why is Dan Baker not doing these introductions?

Absolutely could not justify the ticket price but man I wish I was there

My hatred of Jeter is as per usual completely justified

Finally the morning people might take an L