Nice win, The Phillies

Away game light show you’re welcome ✨🔥🕷️✨PÁSAME LA HOOKAH✨🕷️🔥✨

The answer is yes btw

easter eve is the best time to fight; jesus is too busy being dead to pay attention and he won't be back till tomorrow

“We have Shane Hollander at home”

This is almost certainly all the migraine meds I had to take today speaking but I’m mellowing on Ruben

Y’all don’t know that I cried tears when I was editing this. Doesn’t take much to amuse me

I'm someone who was there at the midnight releases of the Harry Potter books and movies. Watching this show puts money in the pockets of J.K. Rowling. And if you do that, you're helping fund a deadly worldwide campaign of hate against trans people. Consult your conscience.

Hey this is pretty neat

It’s once again baseless rumor time so I’m gonna go ahead and tap the sign

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Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

POV the cat you’ve let into the bathroom after they screamed outside the door to be let in is now very put out to be inside the bathroom

Alt text: Silhouetted profile of Christina Koch in Artemis II, her hair floating upward in microgravity as she looks out a window at the brightly illuminated Earth against the darkness of space. It is a breathtaking image.

Y’all needed to hear this

Just remembering the time we were out for drinks with a friend and this grindset bro was totally pitching her at the bar and kept talking about the pressure of running his start-up and then asked her what she did and she said "I'm a Medevac nurse on the helicopter team at CHOP" and he left

Catholic rick rolling is trying to get people to listen to On Eagles Wings against their will

get those hams! jesus is coming!

Easter is a great time to teach your kids about science for example I won a huge chocolate bunny in a first grade Easter egg hunt and the next day the ears were gone and my dad taught me about evaporation

On the NASA #Artemis II livestream just now: "... and the song you heard was Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan to kick off the crew's day" 🩷🐴🌈

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

last year I started half a dozen fights over text and in-person by asking whether "strike out the side" means three up three down or if it can be more than three as long as the three outs are strikeouts it was low-stakes discourse that got fake/silly heated and it was a great couple of days

gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever

It's just not plausible that someone is teleporting into a waffle house because waffle houses are anchored sites of hyperreality. I don't think tarot even works in them. If he was claiming that he spatially displaced into a denny's that'd be worth investigating

This is a great lapsed Catholic kinda thread

I can’t watch the game today but have checked the score and am wondering if save some runs for tomorrow is even a thing against the Rockies

Unsurprisingly my drum teacher had already seen the ‘no brain never brain’ drummer reel which is good because I’d forgotten to ask if he’d seen it before I yelled never brain at myself

One mildly amusing thing is that there won’t be a Catholic Mass in any Catholic church today either - the only day of the liturgical year where Mass is not celebrated. There are _services_. But there is no consecration of the Eucharist on Good Friday.

oh no I think maybe one of my external business contacts is going to tell me next week she’s retiring and I am bereft

Lemme see the astronauts’ iPhone pictures I wanna know if it messes up earth pics as much as moon pics

Please consider helping me replace my Little Library that has seen better days. Photo from when I first installed it.

I keep looking at that second picture absolutely in awe that you can see the bubble of the atmosphere. It’s really so moving. And then suddenly my brain jumped to Spaceballs and ruined the mood

Next week when I’m panicking about getting sick and lethargic before vacation someone please remind me the actual problem is that it’s horny tree season

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

There is no amount of money you could pay me

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

inspired by this tweet to remind myself how hard the protest verses of This Land Is Your Land go

lmao i had not seen this one bsky.app/profile/viol...

good night, moon good night, astronauts flying over the moon

Today’s brooch was in honor of Jonathan not dying

This is a devastating self-own

things i wouldn’t want to hear in a rocket in space: 5. “houston we have a problem” 4. mysterious hissing 3. “give me a napkin quick. there’s a turd floating through the air.” 2. knocking on the airlock door 1. the outlook email sound

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M asked wtf I am singing because he does not watch baseball and so has not seen Duran’s entrance so I showed it to him and he was like damn that is awesome Yes. Yes it is.

Hand to god I am not making this up - the guy who just checked me out at Sephora is definitely Agador’s long lost cousin (extremely complimentary)

A man stands, staring in shock at the price on a gas pump. "But...but...I'm not political," the man says to the pump. "This shouldn't affect me." The price does not change. "I'm NOT one of those POLITICAL types!" he screams. The pump does not respond. The price does not change.

I just looked at my 401k for the first time since January why did I do that why did no one stop me from doing that

I cannot believe I have to take down my free art gallery AGAIN

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis