FWIW, the first known use of the Wordle word today was in 1607.

If I wanted to see a team with 2 hits and no runs at CBP, I'd go to a Phillies game.

what

i walk away for two minutes and now the program i am watching is unrecognizable

OUR GAME IS THE GREATEST ALL STAR GAME BECAUSE OF THAT CHALLENGE? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF

y i k e s

i mean this kinda works if the pitcher is calling all the pitches

whose bright idea was it to mic up a CATCHER whose job is to relay secret signals in front of an opponent

well flip

"it's where i grew up" shut up MIKE

i refuse to rank how much i hate each ai company. i don't hate anthropic more or less because of their smarmy "humanist" and "ethical" branding but i do loathe them /differently/

JV saying starting the ASG is "up there" with the world series lololololol

miz and harper going back to back is just cruel 😂

immensely gratified by the boos for the dbacks. we don't forget

"from delco" 😭

*reads first half of headline* oh boy @hankgreen.bsky.social is gonna have to address this *reads second half* ok maybe not

i regret to announce i have forgotten my lunch

brandon marsh watching them steal the home run derby from kyle

future phillie imo

Can’t be mad, that was really impressive

what did i tell you

I do completely understand how a neutral fan wouldn't necessarily love the energy this Phillies crowd is bringing to the home run derby. And that's fine. I also don't give a shit. It's our turn to host and we're hosting. You can have your crowd of Home Run Derby Respecters back next year.

on the first pitch walker misses, the city's foundations will tremble

ok put duran in for the save

PINK BALL

Philadelphia is a better sports city than your city

That was incredible Philly rules

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HIS PITCHER HATES HIM TOO

is he gonna hit the pink ball?????

I'm so proud of this crowd lmfao this is hilarious

lol the first haters HR derby.

Who's idea was the magenta ball???

get that ball outta there

GET LOUD

LOCKED AND LOADED

definition of a groove

OKAY KYLE

"what a great new format" ok first off it's not new

What if we made a special ball that’s harder to see for the home run derby that’s a great idea

kyle said had em in the first half but you bet bryce is gonna say hold my beer

schwarbarian on national tv is so embarrassing

uhoh

hypeeeeeeeeeeee

BOOOOOOOOO

"he has 21 career ejections" ok fine they had one good line

BRYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

extra loud boos for rice, heck yeah

these three schmucks need to shut up. don't look at murakami and say "this makes us really wish shohei was here, we're all thinking it"

eyyyy willson playing into it, respect