i can't figure out whether my room smells like rain because i'm drying laundry or because my window won't close all the way

4 run factor!

phillies alternate universe proposal: jp crawford signs the scott kingery extension and kingery gets dealt to seattle

jorge polanco my GOODNESS

geno suarez this is hilarious

I'm going to get up tomorrow and still follow sports, that's what makes me a Philly fan, and an idiot.

i am disconsolate

i hope ranger suarez knows how much we love him before he takes his adorable self elsewhere

not the point but JT looks like Augustus of Prima Porta here

as a zoomer, reading people's Joe Carter testimonies is a bleak way to spend tonight

no i will not be turning on the eagles now, i will stew in my despair in silence

thats up there with the Kawhi bounce I'd say. A memory builder

He forgot the outs didn’t he

we said it was forever, but then it slipped away standing at the end of the final masquerade

well we know who does and doesn't have the clutch gene now

What if I just die instead???

get ready, everyone.

this is the last guy you want at the plate if you're the phillies. just ran out of luck

this is such good baseball (for the neutral observer)

FRICK

this is interminable

harrison i am BEGGING

RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION

oh man i wanted that so bad for alec

i thought for a split second the ump would call that a strike

WHAT THE HELL BLUE

i do appreciate how the skyline is keeping me up with the birds, although i could do without the confusion

that's what i'm talkin bout

i believe in Jesús

JESUS CHRIST LUZARDO STAR

PAINT

Sasaki and Luzardo just trading zeroes into November. I died of a stroke weeks ago but nobody noticed until the flies became an issue

Jesús Luzardo is warming up. He's probably pitching the 10th.

THE JESUS LIZARD

Trust extra harder

Ohtani is gonna be dogshit all series until he walks this off

oh my god we're going to extras this is hell

kepler i will apologize so hard if you homer here

I wish the Phillies weren’t involved because this has been just a ridiculously pitched series

guys could we, like, work the count a little bit

Need some Max Kepler season redemption batting this inning

do or die

what is this dodgers stadium PA schtick it sounds obnoxious

oh they're losing not because they didn't score, but because they lay down right there

If they lose, we are never going to shut up about this pitch. It was absolutely perfect

the hernandezes are monsters in the playoffs, this has all the markings of a funeral

cris looks p i s s e d

FRICK

i don't trust duran. but there's nobody else to trust.

Potentially game changing missed call