God damn tomorrow can we just go back to forgetting Spencer Pratt exists like we did for the last 15 years, I am sick of this

A 20-point Spurs win is clearly the funniest outcome for game 3. Just a cataclysmic vibe shift event.

Why the hell is PK Subban dressed like that

I trust Knicks fans to do the right thing. They are not going to pass up a chance to be obnoxious at their cockiest moment. Every single one of them has the opening to Lose Yourself playing on a loop in their heads just thinking about it.

lol he took off from Neptune

more like Wembumyama

Republicans still way ahead among big strong guys saying “sir” with tears in their eyes

Three possession game, just need a stop here

Video games should have been made illegal when Nintendo put the B button on the left and the A button on the right. It was clear then that we were dealing with the devil’s pastime.

This is the worst Alvarado has looked in a while

Three remaining 60 Minutes correspondents. Three remaining Impractical Jokers. Time to swap?

In return for the peace prize, Donald Trump has just awarded FIFA the Donald J. Trump Award for Excellence in Hydration Awareness

This was the game the Knicks had to have because of the rest disparity but I’m still shocked they came back.

I don’t know why Wemby isn’t doing that “dunk from anywhere on the court” play every time

Burger King laid off The King and replaced him with AI smh

I think Wemby is so damn big and long that every shooter sees him out of the corner of their eye and thinks he’s closer than he is. Anunoby shot a wide open 16 footer like the ball was made of lava.

Grand opening grand closing

Aww

Padres should’ve let Casty pound a couple brews in the dugout last night for old times sake

Bitch move to put the termination part after all that tl;dr. Pelley should show up tomorrow like “I ain’t reading all that, what are we doing today”

should probably quit now huh

AJ on the bench reading a book titled “The Enemy Speaks Kindly and Holds a Knife”

AJ Brown “make one clear and concise statement about anything” challenge

Shrek’s penis aside (there’s a phrase I’d never considered before), this would be a better country if all 50 states had their own Rooster

ah goddammit I just bought a new truck

Scott Pelley has the kind of voice that must make you feel an inch tall when he’s owning you in front of a bunch of people

Verse is about as good as you can do as a one for one replacement, but that first should be pretty late, so I’m interested to see what the rest of this looks like

Go phils

🚨We have a full Canseco alert🚨

“I am considering a run for Senate in the near future. But first, and probably without consequence, time to send sexually explicit texts to numerous women!” - the dumbest man alive

Shohei Ohtani let his friend take the rap for his illegal gambling addiction. Pete Rose is in hell but even he wouldn’t have done that.

Philadelphia.

I hated him 20 years ago, I can easily hate him again. Probably going to have giant t-shirt sleeves sticking out of his blazer.

This isn’t me being gay, it’s

Bro everyone in this administration is clutching a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade and having a tense conversation with Chris Hansen

two days ago he was a sissy vegan and today he’s a threat to Christians, alright man

just cracked myself up picturing Trump dozing off to a live performance of “Ninja Rap”

Lee Greenwood is going to collapse from exhaustion doing that one song 63 times in a row

Ohtani’s deferred money alone means the Dodgers wouldn’t be able to field a team for like three years. So I guess I’m not an immediate No.

It’s fucked up but not at all out of character that the Trump people would just lie about who’s performing, but I am fascinated at the process by which *Milli Vanilli* makes the list.

Republican (dumb): I got one - Antonio Bryant Me (smart): Oh you mean the Biletnikoff Award winner Antonio Bryant? Yeah real obscure, go polish Stephen Miller’s head you dipshit. Come back when you remember Frank Sanders.

10,000 angry chuds forced to answer “so you think Stephen Miller’s hot?”

worst commissioner in pro sports and it’s not remotely close

He is unbelievable. This is what watching Doc felt like.

Man he ran a long way for that and got a mouthful of wall for his trouble

lol at Castellanos limp-noodling that throw home, is that what everybody else got to enjoy the last four years?

Cris Sanchez you are a deity

How did I not know about Brendan Fraser playing Dwight Eisenhower in a D-Day movie?

Stumbled into Rocky IV on AMC for the 11,000th time in my life and boy Apollo Creed was not ready for this fight!

childish dinosaur spinoff of gritty, adult “brother plumbers save princess from spiky lizard” original