My ultra-casual know-nothing observation is the Flyers are clearly the better team.

Huge momentum swing

There’s a new story about Kash Patel every day now. He’s going to be podcasting again before Memorial Day. (He will taking Memorial Day off to get hammered, obv)

It’s a must watch! I’m DYING

It’s a wonderful thing that the EDSBS Charity Bowl does so much to help support refugees. But equally important is that it teaches people about history.

everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is me: wazzaaa gerry gerry: wazzaa

I’d be interested to hear what he considers his “work schedule” to be as FBI director

None of you believed in the Sixers. Neither did I but neither did you.

Maxey wants to scream in the face of every person in that building

Jaylen Brown hit Maxey with the mandible claw

Tyree Smaxey

Bona 4 Once make a layup

[so quietly only neighborhood dogs can hear me] playoff p

In these uncertain times, we still respect Norms

Why were they difficult? I thought he said that was all laughable, I love laughable conversations they’re the easiest kind

Penguins kinda reminding me of the Phillies (derogatory)

Two sticks to the face at once, man that sucks

It’s not even worth saying Fuckin Nola when the whole team has been trash for two weeks

The hot look this season

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

Took the weekend off from the Phillies, nice call by me.

It’s nice of Rip to take his dad places

A lesson for every adult: always give it to a kid. Catching the ball is the juice, nobody is going to care once you bring it home.

Chet Holmgren’s calves freak me out

I had done a good job of not caring about this game but that last sequence had me motherf-ing the tv and that’s my own fault.

Glad Josh Harris could take a couple hours off from being in the Epstein Files to show up for the game

Can’t put it past a Boston team to rig the rims.

Whewwww sniper

My timeline is a HOOT I tell you

I could believe that scores of American men saw Kid Rock looking like the physical embodiment of a pack of Camel Lights and thought “shit man I gotta hit the gym”

Sure, MOST Facebook ads are bad. But sifting through the trash is worth it when you find a diamond.

Me doing the Broad Street Run in two weeks

Next time dorks get worked up about some dumb Marvel thing show them this picture of the thing they’re mad about between Zootopia and Woody

This is gonna haunt me man. What the hell IS that thing?

boebert with a clip for the ages i fear

Update: We’ll fix it, but you guys have to promise to unblock the AI bot

Adam Silver, go to Penis Head Jail

boy the app is *busted* busted today

look i appreciate what he’s doing but he does spend a lot of time on twitter

Go time

lol the obligatory “we want Boston” chant that nobody means

Banchero is boooooty

Ok yeah and I’m sure if he’d stopped the road trip to study it right away you’d say he doesn’t care about his family leave him ALONE

My mom took my brother and I to see There’s Something About Mary. I was too young and my brother was WAY too young. She had no idea what it was, she just asked what I wanted to see and I could tell from the trailer it was a comedy. She still talks about how horrified she was in there with us.

the Vatican has released a response to JD Vance titled “No Vaseline,” let’s give it a listen

They’re all basically doing this