Mike
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you’re my BlueSky, you’re my sunny day
God damn tomorrow can we just go back to forgetting Spencer Pratt exists like we did for the last 15 years, I am sick of this
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A 20-point Spurs win is clearly the funniest outcome for game 3. Just a cataclysmic vibe shift event.
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about 16 hours ago
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Why the hell is PK Subban dressed like that
1 day ago
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I trust Knicks fans to do the right thing. They are not going to pass up a chance to be obnoxious at their cockiest moment. Every single one of them has the opening to Lose Yourself playing on a loop in their heads just thinking about it.
1 day ago
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lol he took off from Neptune
2 days ago
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more like Wembumyama
2 days ago
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Republicans still way ahead among big strong guys saying “sir” with tears in their eyes
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3 days ago
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Three possession game, just need a stop here
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3 days ago
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Video games should have been made illegal when Nintendo put the B button on the left and the A button on the right. It was clear then that we were dealing with the devil’s pastime.
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3 days ago
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This is the worst Alvarado has looked in a while
4 days ago
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Rob Wesley
4 days ago
Three remaining 60 Minutes correspondents. Three remaining Impractical Jokers. Time to swap?
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In return for the peace prize, Donald Trump has just awarded FIFA the Donald J. Trump Award for Excellence in Hydration Awareness
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4 days ago
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This was the game the Knicks had to have because of the rest disparity but I’m still shocked they came back.
4 days ago
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I don’t know why Wemby isn’t doing that “dunk from anywhere on the court” play every time
4 days ago
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Burger King laid off The King and replaced him with AI smh
4 days ago
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I think Wemby is so damn big and long that every shooter sees him out of the corner of their eye and thinks he’s closer than he is. Anunoby shot a wide open 16 footer like the ball was made of lava.
4 days ago
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Grand opening grand closing
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4 days ago
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Aww
4 days ago
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Padres should’ve let Casty pound a couple brews in the dugout last night for old times sake
5 days ago
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Bitch move to put the termination part after all that tl;dr. Pelley should show up tomorrow like “I ain’t reading all that, what are we doing today”
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5 days ago
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should probably quit now huh
6 days ago
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AJ on the bench reading a book titled “The Enemy Speaks Kindly and Holds a Knife”
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6 days ago
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AJ Brown “make one clear and concise statement about anything” challenge
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6 days ago
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Shrek’s penis aside (there’s a phrase I’d never considered before), this would be a better country if all 50 states had their own Rooster
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6 days ago
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ah goddammit I just bought a new truck
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7 days ago
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Scott Pelley has the kind of voice that must make you feel an inch tall when he’s owning you in front of a bunch of people
7 days ago
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Verse is about as good as you can do as a one for one replacement, but that first should be pretty late, so I’m interested to see what the rest of this looks like
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7 days ago
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Go phils
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8 days ago
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CJ Fogler
8 days ago
🚨We have a full Canseco alert🚨
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“I am considering a run for Senate in the near future. But first, and probably without consequence, time to send sexually explicit texts to numerous women!” - the dumbest man alive
9 days ago
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Shohei Ohtani let his friend take the rap for his illegal gambling addiction. Pete Rose is in hell but even he wouldn’t have done that.
9 days ago
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Shams Charania Tweets
10 days ago
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I hated him 20 years ago, I can easily hate him again. Probably going to have giant t-shirt sleeves sticking out of his blazer.
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10 days ago
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This isn’t me being gay, it’s
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10 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
10 days ago
Bro everyone in this administration is clutching a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade and having a tense conversation with Chris Hansen
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two days ago he was a sissy vegan and today he’s a threat to Christians, alright man
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10 days ago
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just cracked myself up picturing Trump dozing off to a live performance of “Ninja Rap”
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10 days ago
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Lee Greenwood is going to collapse from exhaustion doing that one song 63 times in a row
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10 days ago
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Ohtani’s deferred money alone means the Dodgers wouldn’t be able to field a team for like three years. So I guess I’m not an immediate No.
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11 days ago
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It’s fucked up but not at all out of character that the Trump people would just lie about who’s performing, but I am fascinated at the process by which *Milli Vanilli* makes the list.
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11 days ago
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Republican (dumb): I got one - Antonio Bryant Me (smart): Oh you mean the Biletnikoff Award winner Antonio Bryant? Yeah real obscure, go polish Stephen Miller’s head you dipshit. Come back when you remember Frank Sanders.
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11 days ago
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10,000 angry chuds forced to answer “so you think Stephen Miller’s hot?”
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11 days ago
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worst commissioner in pro sports and it’s not remotely close
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11 days ago
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He is unbelievable. This is what watching Doc felt like.
12 days ago
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Man he ran a long way for that and got a mouthful of wall for his trouble
12 days ago
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lol at Castellanos limp-noodling that throw home, is that what everybody else got to enjoy the last four years?
12 days ago
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Cris Sanchez you are a deity
23 days ago
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How did I not know about Brendan Fraser playing Dwight Eisenhower in a D-Day movie?
12 days ago
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Stumbled into Rocky IV on AMC for the 11,000th time in my life and boy Apollo Creed was not ready for this fight!
12 days ago
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childish dinosaur spinoff of gritty, adult “brother plumbers save princess from spiky lizard” original
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12 days ago
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