Can’t decide whether I think the Bears are a slam dunk 14-3 NFC favorite next year or the obvious massive Commanders-style regression candidate. I hope it’s the former, they’re the most fun team in the conference by a mile.

Drake Maye has no idea how close he is to being dismembered on half of these plays

I was POSITIVE Stroud was about to fumble that

This game feels as simple as “can Houston score 9 more points?”

Unbelievable

Whichever team starts running the wishbone first wins

Anderson is a wild man

I mean I understand why everyone just assumed Houston turned it over

Houston locker room at halftime

If it’s any comfort to Texans fans, CJ Stroud has been completing passes at roughly the same rate Steph Curry hits three-pointers, and he’s the greatest to ever do it.

Gotta get him out, he is fried

CJ Stroud’s initials stand for C. Jake Delhomme

A lot of real pieces of shit making plays for the Pats lately

Seriously put Davis Mills in the game

Guess Stroud is gonna do this shit again

looking over the shopping list and I’m afraid my wife thinks baby carrots are what happens when two carrots love each other very much

He looks great given the context

Seahawks should get to bend Shanahan’s hat brim at the midfield logo after this

I love watching Josh Allen play, I hope he wins eventually but it would be nice to see a more talented team around him in the playoffs at some point.

This Niners team is piss but it is a relief to not have to watch the Eagles have -4 points right now.

Bills are cursed man. There’s no other way to explain it.

That’s tough

Bills clutch field goals, automatic throughout history

Feels likeBrandin Cooks has been junk for like 8 different teams

How do they keep doing that lmao

“That’s how you win in the playoffs Bo.” Shut up Romo like you would know

Feels like Denver should be up 20

Keon Coleman wears 0 in honor of his hands

Frank Crum has been the name of a grizzled cop on six different CSI spinoffs

Broncos just saved their asses

Will be interesting to see what Denver’s offense looks like after their scripted stuff because the Bills just brought their “that boy nice” playbook

Sidearmed that shit god damn he’s ridiculous

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Ruin a band by changing one letter: The Rowling Stones

I feel like Anthony Keidis came up with today’s Connections

Lamb Chop and Mallory Lewis have entered the conversation www.tiktok.com/@yourfavlamb...

It is funny that these companies have yet to introduce a day-to-day use for this crap where even marginally intelligent people don’t crunch up their faces and go “why would i do that?”

There is simply no chance anyone was offering JT 15 million in his age 38 season

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

stuck with this asshole

My 2028 platform: Heavily taxing billionaires and anyone who signs with the Dodgers or Mets 🇺🇸

Ok well I wish only the worst for Bo Bichette I guess

I’ve been saying we need an offensive coordinator who would have made sure 9/11 “wouldn’t have went down like it did”

just in case it lasts a while: don’t forget how well the block button works here

Probably having Whiskey Friday with Guy Fieri tonight

lmao goddammit

If the Ford worker’s gofundme is any indication this might end up being the first time they put money in someone’s pockets other than their own

Elizer Darris, Co-Executive Director of the MN Freedom Fund shared this message during a press conference at the government center.

Lincoln at Gettysburg talking about tax credits

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been