Oh man, this is going to decimate the rotation. He’s probably out until September, at the earliest.

romantic, baseball, etc. Shit Rocks man

american foreign policy is a jon bois post God damn these dudes have no idea what they’re doing

oh he’s toast the only two things all Americans seem to agree on is -the whole government is pedophiles -the pedophiles shouldn’t be allowed to insider trade

Ken Rosenthal just really rubs me the wrong way I’m Sure he’s fine

good lord Bobby Witt

mamma mia

a planets rotation is how long its day be

looking at the 2021 Georgia Bulldog football roster again And gasping quietly

“I hate them” Graber said to WIRED “I hate the users. They’re all dumb libs who are poor, gay, 41-years old and poor.”

it’s so sunny out I can’t wait to be Done at Work so I can smoke so Much weed and commune with Ra

this is the position of nearly every sitting member of congress

I mean his name is Literally Mike Steelers

-everything before the but is bullshit -“equality in sports” is such a loser phrase Victor Wembenyama is a real person on TV all the time and there’s an electrician pitching against Shohei Ohtani tonight WHAT are you talking about -never voting for Gavin Newsom

I don’t give a fuck about paying taxes if it funds education, roads, and healthcare. Stop sending Israel bombs and close the carried interest loophole if you want to make a notable fiscal difference, dickhead

I think If I were responsible for interrogating someone I would Simply make them try and explain themselves to me over an extremely shaky cell connection on speakerphone while I Talked to other people in the background and opened a bag of chips

this really is great journalism and I really am So excited for literally nothing to happen because of it

“Game”

I think it’s Great that Ohio State and Michigan can find common ground

Jerry Jones super Mega genius

there are very few people in all of the federal government who deserve to remain there because of their inaction or Stone cold cowardice in the face of the most important moment of their lives. AOC deserves to stay and lead. She’s doing this sitting down with her legs crossed! It’s not hard!

the Paralympic Curlers are all absolute snipers. I don’t know If there is a practical application to this skill but God damn can these people slide a stone

WBC rules

if you’re not pooping at work, you’re getting ripped off!

spending $7 on gas this summer

the “mogg” and “Maxx” thing is fine actually This is just kinda what speaking German is like but more nicotine adjacent if that makes sense

listen, this isn’t a lie, but it’s really close. when you google it, the top source is Siskind’s own Facebook page. the actual audio is just a meaningless blanket statement from which no one should draw any conclusions. no actual news source has covered the quote, including Fox.

Oh it’s a banger!

Emotions are high in Quakertown during a rally for the Quakertown 5 Videos @sriley213 #quakertown #quakertown5 #pennsylvania

they chose to headline this card with a Brazilian against a Frenchman and a Spaniard who is absolutely going to Make a MAGA American’s head spin counterclockwise Masterful Gambit Dana white you fucking goofball

inky is the best paper in America because they run articles titled “dumbass gets what he deserves, eats shit on stage under a spotlight”

country run by sadistic war criminals. really just sick to my stomach

They attacked the burn treatment center in Tehran before unleashing the fires of hell on the city. They are truly the epitome of all evil in this world x.com/UnboundedVoi...

baseball is so back

i thought "we can't lose to the British in baseball" and at that exact moment Kyle Schwarber hit a bomb, thank you for your service Kyle

GOOD JOB KYLE (PATRIOTICALLY)

ACAB includes Laz Diaz

ufc fight gettin delayed because of too many kicks in the dick

Venezuela Is beating Israel

checking the WBC Scores

just saw Edmundo Sosa on my screen So things are looking Up

only time Duke Sees people living in Tents and doesn’t want to take a flamethrower to em

I’m going to be Knocking I no neighbors doors with lit fireworks and A beer funnel when It Happens. I might Learn to hover and speak in tongues I Really cant imagine

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

beaned up

sitting outside in the sun with a beer And cheering loudly as all th snow melts