watching Auburn/Miss State game during intermission and Just learned bulldogs have a relief pitcher named Jack Bauer who wears 24

coach cruella deville cranky

flyer

Baby’s first Booed At Home

lol Painter is throwing BP

get ready to see a lot more of route 22 Andy P.

so what else is on tv tonight

peanut butterin jelly

honestly, to me, I was today years old when I learned that was not on my bingo card and The Way I girl be so fuckin for real That’s so True

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steely McBeam

Drew Allar get ready to Learn about zinc , ivermectin and Chemtrails buddy

oh no Way (also…Bill???)

I am So thankful I have never given a shit about international Soccer it seems Extrmemely unhealthy from what I can tell

go phils

Bad Keller

This Ump stinks!

RBIs AND ROVERS

“Actually sunscreen is bad for you”

I AINT NEVER WANNA HEAR ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER TALKING SWEET ABOUT EDMUNDO SOSA

Jeff McNeil I love It when you suffer you look if the badly taxidermied fox was a republican

Aaron RoderDicks

nice work muscle daddy

at least the playoffs are going on so Boston fans have something to take their mind off of this What’s tha—

this shit all sucks and I think klan members should be hanged regardless of whether or not they’re wearing robes But the Funniest and best conclusion to all of this is they lose these districts anyway Because theyre huge stupid fucking losers and there are more of Us than them

Brandon Marsh Brandon Marsh Brandon Marsh

think about her every time I see the big orange Asplundh ad

who cares

wish someone would do something

I talked to a CFO of a credit union this morning that was super proud that the accounting dept employed 20 people when he arrived and now only employees 7 and they “do more work”

everything is beyond cutting criticism. they just gotta Be Gone with a capital D

I’ve Got the newish War Machine movie with reacher on in the background today and Oh my god this shit is dumb as hell

is Rudy Giuliani dead yet I need some good news

American evangelicals hold Trump above Christ in practice but if you put the question to them directly they will take some offense

go fuckin phils

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Cris Sanchez that Extremely Cool Rascal, he might be an All Star this year !!

phils win let’s fucking go phils GO PHILS

every day the NYT commits 12-100 acts of intentional journalistic malpractice which everyone on my timeline points out and then everyone opens up their load-bearing nyt game app and then we do it all again the next day!!!

love how terrified is nbcsn is of skipping the Duran entrance And They NEEED to have they same fear about BRINGING BACK TARYN HATCHER

Bruce ascending

What better place to remember with a fake Burger King logo than the fakest Burger King of them all

Bryson Stott gets 2 extra scoops of ice cream form the Snack bar great work kiddo

eating a bag of cinnamon sugar nickels to celebrate

trying to find Cris Sanchez Screaming At The Guy He Just Struck Out in pill form

I've been offline all day - did you see this @maggiesox.bsky.social ??? youtu.be/koN_oXR2WpI?...

headlines should never be questions. say the thing, don’t ask me. you’re The News/Blog/Etc