With apologies to @solomonrmissouri.com Y'all don't wanna be out here. They drone strikin out here.

new KillerAntz with a Z

man we gotta be SO close to him dying right

the greatest suburban American fantasy is Seeing Someone Doing Something on your home surveillance system

I know it’s silly that the president of the United States is worried about his name on a building and a Public water feature above all else but I would much rather that than Our Lincoln Memorial Commemorative Baby Cooking Ovens Can’t Fit Enough Babies which also feels as likely as this reality

aH that’s fine it’s time for bed anyway

Brandon Marsh, surrounded by algae and Musk, in his natural habitat and thriving

The Phanatic swimming laps in the reflecting pool

Phillies Broadcast just avoided showing the reflecting pool presumably to avoid prosecution

tarheels getting Boomered

Oh man the junior high names are somehow so much worse www.rodeoprogram.com/utah/rgn2aa....

probably gonna watch Heat again soon

oh boy UNC just committed to costly base running error possible Dusty Watham just sat bolt upright

how delayed is this phillies game gonna be

my wife and I say “biiiggggg twuuuuck” anytime we see one of these Fucked Up Dick Mobiles in the wild Bc why do you need a tonka trunk to get groceries

I think I’m old and bah-humbuggin but put your God Damn Fucking Phone away when you are at the table eating with me And if take that shit out and start texting, or HEAVEN forbid scrolling, when I am having a conversation with you I’m snap kicking it out of your hand. Person more important than phone

Duran simply untouchable when he’s got it man Eat that shit Mets, GO PHILS

big daddy Bruce

eat shit, mets

Zack Wheeler in razor blade mode tonight Bryson Stott extra desserts once again

oh boy am i crying about Wyndham Clark’s dad wow i sure am

just learned about beer Have you guys heard of this

Exhale!!! Phils win!

Two Schwarbombs in one inning Two incredible Scott Franzke calls

who all up getting they Bryce Harpered

I’m Bench pressing my coffee table go phils

headed out to get some air I’ll be right back

Smoltz calling the Mets Rich Idiots on live television what do you know happy Father’s Day

does anyone know if cvs is still selling Valentine’s Day cards I have some thing to say to Bryson Stott my Boy

the wet man strikes again Welcome to the error swamp

good god that ball had a family

I know we all like to have fun with the rivalry but the M*ts can eat my shit in a smoothie Jalen Brunson is a flopping ass bitch And I’d release grimace into the Alaskan wild To hunt for sport GO PHILS

who all up getting they Bryce Harpered

put kevin patullo in a box

whirled cup

elephants is birds

it’s funny to watch the maga dipshits recreate foreign policy from first principles because it illustrates really clearly that Israel is an international cancer

pausa de hidratación

I’m in Boston drinking with Scots

happy birthday to the fountain of Hell Yea and John Brown, Wild and Wonderful West Virginia

I’m swinging on these refs if I’m a Scot

the Americans move on easily, as predicted

men’s soccer players make SGA seem like he plays thru contact

back for more Olives

I need to know what Rincones thinks about Irish Reunification

seasons over rip to that catchers bean bag