You can live in diverse urban communities without learning the good and deep lessons of diversity, but it is definitely a reflection of your deficient character. Example: every anti-housing dillweed.

PROST MOTHERFUCKER

BART: I got a mustache comb, what did you get? LISA: a wax mustache. Wanna comb it?

There is entirely too much ASU-adjacent content on this app today and I don’t particularly like any of it.

I need to know more about the type of person who is smokes a lot of really dank weed in traffic at 8:30 AM. Who are y’all? What does your day look like? To be clear this is NOT a statement of judgment. I’d love to start the day with a 44 oz. rye and ginger but can’t sacrifice the focus.

Starkville is goddamn delightful

Taipei, San Diego, Flagstaff, Chattanooga, Tulsa, Edinburgh, London, too many to mention

I’ve been thinking about this all day and the winner has to be West Memphis, Arkansas. There were a lot of challengers but West Memphis remains home to the only men’s room that was so gross I couldn’t even pee in it.

I’m gonna need ASU’s schedule to chill tf out. There’s only one combined loss to date among our next four opponents, and that was Utah’s loss to Texas Tech. Those last three look fun as hell tho, ngl

PJ Fleck looks like the instagram dog that loves jumping into leaf piles

Good news everyone! The FBS teams from the state of Arizona went a perfect 1-1 on the weekend.

Leavitt and Tyson get a lot of pub, and rightfully so, but this D is nails when they dial it in. TCU had ten total rushing yards last night.

Good morning

Someone will wake up tomorrow, see this, and wonder how the hell it was a three point game.

Let’s tap this sign again, third time’s the charm?

For the second possession in a row, we get first and goal inside the five and I say out loud “don’t fuck this up Marcus”

“I attended UVA doctor, it’s not a charm school.” Shoutout to Clarice Starling, nice win Hoos

Special night in Virginia.

Everybody ASU plays has a better punter than us, it’s infuriating

Y’all we got a wet track tonight in Tempe, let’s get weird

I don’t know who got my number but the spam calls have been off the charts over the last 48 hours.

Lololol cardinals

Hey Charlotte frans, do you know of a local gas station or other that has boiled peanuts? I need a fix. @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com @meghancolleen.bsky.social @theclay.xyz @amparker1986.bsky.social @peark.es @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com

PSA for @billh.bsky.social @glitterburrito.bsky.social @wreckonrails.com Sounds like the Shaky Knees wristbands may have been double charging some accounts. Worth checking out.

***Welcome to InTouch, Arizona State University’s award winning touchtone telephone registration system. To register for classes, please press one.*** This will trigger a very specific handful of my mutuals, good morning to anyone who had to frantically dial this number over and over and over

Ok fun story I met Cam’s dad and his ladyfriend at a game in 2023. I said “are you ‘Cam’s parents?” He was a proud dad, but she sheepishly said “well not really…” I said “oh! You’re Cam’s sister!” and she melted. Every time we passed I said “heyyyy Cam’s sister” and his dad was NOT happy about it.

I want to be Brittany Howard when I grow up, goddamn QUEEN

Just yelled “GO BIRDS, BITCH!” at a stranger, I hope y’all are having an equally excellent Sunday.

This is the noise you hear at a Hampton Inn at 3 AM and think “congratulations to her“

Happy anniversary to the original Scott Frost Day, I hope you all got presents under your respective trees

Racing up the charts is a petite woman wearing a shirt that says “HOWDY BITCHES” I love music festivals.

All up in this shit, vol. II Asskicking &etc.

Mike Hogewood OnlyFans

I have two young daughters and we cancelled Disney+, you should too

Preach. They like making the libs mad? Too fuckin’ bad. I’ll continue to thrive.

Come see these bands if you want an asskicking and/or a beer with an awesome person

Timeline cleanse! Dags y’like dags

Sixkiller’s BBQ. Highway 62, on the outskirts of Tahlequah, OK.

Me, trying to signal my late-arriving friends after ten hours at a tailgate

BOOOOONG!!!!

@edsbs.bsky.social proposal to crown Georgia Tech the WOMPIN team of 2025, it feels like a title that should travel but only when deserved.

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social what’s for dinner tonight in Tempe?

Hollup The Backyard Brawl, between Pitt and WVU, in RichRod’s return to Morgantown, is being played on 9-13? Between this and all the sandwich talk, everything is coming up Wannstedt today

Guess who’s out of town this weekend, all suggestions welcome

1st half: how did this Wake Forest team only beat Kennesaw State 10-9, they look amazing 2nd half: oh

If I have to restart Excel for the third time today I’m gonna turn into the fucking Joker, this is absolutely a part of his origin story. WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS

IT’S LOG IT’S LOG IT’S BIG ITS HEAVY IT’S WOOD IT’S LOG IT’S LOG IT’S BETTER THAN BAD IT’S GOOD!

Hey @blairebeggins.bsky.social I’ve been slowly working through old Panic shows on Relisten and holy crap this setlist reads like a greatest hits album. Decent sound quality too, do recommend.