This was a thing that actually happened lol

Ok nice win whatever HATE WEEK BEGINS FUCK UOFA

That is the most Jeff Sims play I’ve ever seen.

(Liz Phair voice) Whyyyy can’t I sleeeep

Thinking a lot lately about the simple fact that college allows people to spend about 15 weeks immersed in a disciplinary conversation with an expert in that field. And what a special thing that is.

We keep the Thanksgiving menu very steady, but we typically change up the “green thing.” I’m thinking about a cheesy broccoli casserole type thing, y’all got any recipes I should consider?

Somebody please ask a question, I’m an introverted reply guy and this rant is killing me

I’m feeling a swell of civic pride this afternoon and it’s a perfect day outside, AMA.

I had an afternoon meeting get cancelled after I was already in the car so I stopped to support a local business

Everything this guy just said is 100% correct, and he doesn’t even address the build-to-rent phenomenon.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you maggots

If you’re passionate about Thanksgiving food, you need two things: 1) the reskeeted thread below, we got absolutely unhinged last night and started trading dressing recipes 2) this podcast episode, I listen to it every year. Those who cry about bad Thanksgiving food are MY PEOPLE Tis the season!

Raleigh, NC

Whelp

Love this energy. If you’re in Charlotte next Thursday, hit me up.

Handy guide

Oh, do y’all not need to use a knife and fork when you eat a chili cheeseburger? Weird. Behold: the chili cheeseburger from Ron’s in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

My neighborhood is under attack by ICE, which can accurately be described as federally funded domestic terrorists. Would you like to help fund legal defense for those under attack? Of course you would.

Pretty sure we have ICE agents at St. Giles Church at the intersection of Emerywood and Brookhaven in Charlotte. Out of state plates, very heavy tint, it’s running, and you can tell they very recently scraped some stickers off the back window. We think they’re staking out the daycare car line.

Hey @itsfelder.bsky.social you got plans tomorrow? I’m about to go be a fuckin’ problem on South Blvd.

Deacs imvho

Almost always

Hon hon hon

Y’all check it out, this thread has Pat Tillman and Jake Plummer highlights and I. Am. Enamored 😍

Another great episode of Phantom Island this morning. Kenny Dillingham keeps coming up in the coaching carousel conversations and I’m not saying he’ll never leave but it’s gotta be a juicy offer. Here are his “mama called” bona fides: @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 1/2

Mecklenburg county sheriff’s office confirmed ICE will be here soon, possible as early as this weekend. Here’s a link for my Charlotte pals on what we can do in the short term.

Somehow I’ve never been banned! This feels like an upset given how much of my life has been spent in bars. I’ve been kicked out for 1) being underage and 2) putting my head down on a bar. I’ve also been denied entrance for already being overserved.

I am shooketh. The bulk of my interactions with my boss read exactly like this.

(Derogatory)

Everyone should watch/listen to this and be reminded of what America believed after the last excursion into unfettered oligarchy. The rich were so undone by FDR that they created term limits and set about dismantling every single thing he did to make America great

Favorite random reddit comment of the day: "Truly wild how Covid broke so many rich people's brains, while we were all like, 'Well, guess I'll get into puzzles.'"

Omg is this real

Sold out? 😢

Yall know you don’t have to watch this NFL game, right? Inglorious Basterds is still on Netflix and it remains great. This and other streaming platforms may have other entertainment options as well!

Y’all come visit

Having spent my entire career in housing, a wide majority of people are absolutely stupid enough to sign a 50-year mortgage. Lender underwriters are the only ones stopping the WHAT’S MY MONTHLY PAYMENT crowd, which can be a real fox/henhouse situation. Financial literacy is not our strong suit.

You are being watched.

Re: Indiana-Penn State

Not gonna lie I’m excited ASU is on a bye week, sucks for half of y’all whose teams are about to lose. Rock Chalk Jayhawk.

I woke up sick to my stomach thinking about that Northwestern DL who missed a TD because of The Devil’s Fumble.

Years ago, I had a mushroom chocolate I’d stashed in the back of an upper cabinet. When I went to retrieve it, there were mouse droppings in the cabinet and half of it was eaten. I think about that little guy a lot, and I hope he’s living his best life.

seeing an unwelcome uptick in people I follow quote-tweeting bad people with bad opinions lately. I do not want to see the bad people's bad opinions, that's why I don't follow *them*

Good morning Charlotte frans, things are going well in the Queen City @peark.es @theclay.xyz @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @meghancolleen.bsky.social @jakesnakeemoji.bsky.social

Pop quiz, hotshots. Rank the following games from this weekend’s schedule by current get-in price on StubHub. Florida State @ Clemson Charlotte @ East Carolina Stanford @ UNC-Chapel Hill Wake Forest @ Virginia

My menu comes to $42, your $20 budget can pound sand.

My local taco truck has ridiculous portions. This is technically one burrito.

Yay we won

Good morning @peark.es

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