Tomorrow I get up. I drag myself out into the cold. I drive 40 minutes. I freeze my hands and feet and legs. I get to cuddle and pet. I get to collect eggs. I make sure everybody is happy and okay. I haul heavy loads across multiple acres. I wrangle 100 ft frozen hoses.

Me: I lived in New York, married into a Manhattan Italian first generation family Them: well you still must have not had good pizza Y’all need to cling to bagels that’s where you really have the upper hand.

For what it’s worth I think Chicago pizza culture and even Detroit pizza culture have a way stronger pizza culture than NYC

Do other people really not feel pain in dreams?

I started to post a list of the NFL teams I consider friendly teams and realized it is too late in the evening to open myself up to that level of scrutiny

I’m so snooooozy

I would go make another bowl of rice but I’m afraid of scrutiny

For tonight though I made some basmati (wrong rice but it’s what I had) with butter, parm, salt and tons of pepper. Plus a glug of olive oil Not refined but god so delicious

Thinking about making chicken piccata this week. Something easy and homey and tasty for cold days

NEW INDUSTRY EP

Incubating an uncrustable

When I don’t crave eggs I feel sad. Like who am I that even eggs don’t cheer me up

Would and SO HARD

I have bought a new drill and I’m pretty excited about it

Idk I feel bad for Stroud. He and Bryce support each other

trying to explain to my mom why she and my aunt can’t just go visit the birbs and feeling like they think I’m being a meanie

I have THREE BIRB EVENTS this week! Monday and Friday morning shift and a community educational outreach on Wednesday! Plus starting my IWRC coursework!

Nary a day goes by that I don’t miss Pita Pit

I had a weird dream about Gordon Ramsay last night and while it wasn’t sexual, I did see his junk. It was HUGE. his balls dragged the floor!

It was those baggy jeans wasn’t it

Finally remembered to find out about Buffalo Wolves

I was watching a video about boeuf bourguignon and I started smelling it and thought I was losing my mind. Mom’s making beef stew downstairs.

There is always an exception to the don’t quote dunk rule

Just learned that one of my best friends lost her soulmate. They’re both young ~50ish Breakups are hard, and I’ve been in my feelings, but this has rocked me. I can’t even imagine going through that.

I never unfollow anybody unless you are vocal about not liking me. You could post pics of your anus every day and I’d be cheering you on like that butthole is a beaut!

Still not a player I just crush a lot

Well I’m up

I’m not PETA exactly. But I can be.

Oki it’s fake fur, my bad! But seriously don’t wear animal fur

Are we back to being okay with this now? Trash.

I genuinely think about what I’m going to do with these extremely cute golf outfits. Wear them and seem like I did something that day?

My first credit card was a purple and black printed Capital One I got from sales people on campus at UNC. Limit $500 What was yours

Just saw this message from the other day- I said a whole bunch of things when my heart was breaking. I don’t have any plans to do OF, because I am way too lazy.

I know I talk a lot about the birbs but without them I would be seriously lost. I have a purpose and a goal and something that makes me happy. It’s comforting to me to think, okay this huge thing I wanted didn’t work out, but I have this other huge thing to absolutely pour my heart into

I miss having someone to text about stupid stuff. Like “what are you having for lunch? I’m having a turkey sandwich” kind of meaningless texts that still make you feel like someone is thinking of you and is actually interested in your boring turkey sandwich

I’ve now watched him on both Love Island and Traitors and Rob would absolutely ruin my life but I haven’t learned my lesson yet

I am officially volunteering two days a week at the rescue going forward and I am baffled about why I’m so happy about this

I would like to thank the current administration for last night’s horrifying dream about having measles

Please read this. I contributed to it and it even mentions Jelly.

Watching the Traitors and realizing that one guy I wasn’t paying attention to and didn’t recognize is Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach.

2016 IYKYK

Having watched Colton on the Bachelor, seeing him living his best gay life on Traitors genuinely makes me so happy

Coincidentally also when Liam stopped singing it like sunsheeeeeeiiiiine

Realized my TimeLeft dinner is the same day and time as my chicken swing building appointment so the chickens must come first

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social it’s your time to shine

There’s a big thing in Oasis culture rn because someone played Love Story for Noel and he didnt like it. Like I love him but Noel is a Gen X old fart. It’s like trying to get your paw paw to appreciate Sabrina carpenter

I enjoy waking up in the middle of the night because then I have the joy of going to sleep again.

“Nom gig! Reuna malin.” Rescue me.

I would like to just hire a platonic cuddler

The best thing influencer culture has done is over the top blush