I don’t know if this fits the category but I wish more effort was put into making the school bus a safe place for all. The driver can’t do much - they’re driving! And often they are not paid enough to get involved in skirmishes The school bus was an absolutely terrifying place for me as a kid.

Duke would be more comfortable at Rutgers

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Good morning!

I need it. I need sky dancer.

Sniffer doing numbers

The Salad Wanter has joined the chat once again

Aint no sunshine when she's gone It's not warm when she's away Aint no sunshine when she's gone And she's always gone too long Anytime she's goes away Wonder this time where she's gone Wonder if she's gone to stay Ain't no sunshine when she's gone And this house just ain't no home Anytime she goes

Epstein discourse appears to be a confessional for men to admit that they’re really really bad, but not THAT bad.

In other news, my bathroom redecorate is shaping up to be a Blanche Devereaux fever dream

Breaking this out on its own because it’s long and important 🧵

This is the kind of thing I’m talking about btw

How did they get Glenn Close to be in a show with Kim K.

Also important for Charlotte area folks

I don’t think this the time for “yeah young girls are hot but you can’t talk about it” taeks Not that there’s ever a time for them. Maybe just be less disgusting and self centered idk

Sorry but all of Pennsylvania is getting lumped into one here. Pittsburgh & Philly are practically identical anyways, don’t see the point of saying they’re unique from each other at all

The best thing about Thursday is that we get new Pluribus tomorrowwww

It’s me. I can’t stand the silence.

I already knew a bunch of people who came over from Twitter so I don’t really count tbh

The first U Up? text of its kind

Sucks to BU

I make a first impression. It might not be a good one, but I make it

I haven’t and I should have many times

These takes are fun because mostly they tell you which white people have never met a working cowboy

I’m making some (mostly cosmetic) improvements to my bathroom at my mom’s and it is giving me so much peace. It’s about to be my clean era

welcome to bluesky, learn the fucking lore

Oh shit Scout Motors is doing a reboot? Take my money

A fun couples costume would be Thomas Edison and Topsy

IMPORTANT

Now THAT’s news!

Apparently we got the aurora last night after all and I missed it

Time to bust out the Big Robe™️

Would you still help me if I was a hamburger

I wonder if Emily Yoffe is off somewhere brainstorming about how the victims here are the men, actually

Is this about spells

this is very well-said, but counterpoint: Noel and Liam Gallagher are still alive and touring

Ahem

lotta people confusing "good at math" with "good at capitalism" how to tell the difference: if you're good at math you can still be a good person

The sky from my parents' house

With @meghancolleen.bsky.social

I just want to go to karaoke so I can sing Juke Box Hero with no judgment

I personally enjoy videos of people falling up escalators

This show just keeps getting weirder and weirder it’s amazing

rhony scary island season

Rupert Grint as a crusty bon vivant grumpy alcoholic is honestly the most appealing I remember him being. This is the role he was born to play

I didn’t get enough scary in my Halloween window so after I finish watching Servant I’m going to rewatch The Exorcist (show) and Evil (also show)

I think the fact that millions of Americans have been talked into buying dead pine needles for landscaping decor purposes is really quite a feat and I too would like to start selling something that is free and unappealing