Remember when I was asking for advice about neurodivergent intern? Today is his last day with us. Im so proud of him I did a little celebration

I just thought it was pretty

I love wood ducks and their 50’s greaser hairstyles.

Let the Groove Get In was a real banger tbh.

Me and my dad. Honestly when I look at little me I want to murder anyone who will ever hurt her. Almost like she’s not actually me, but someone I’m protective of.

Thinking about re-reading phantom tollbooth after I finish my current book

Speaking of Dads,

I had to leave work a little early today (heatstroke, yes I am dumb) but I’m extra annoyed because - niche reference incoming - I was so looking forward to moving our chin-strap CAGO juveniles from their gosling pen to gen pop But I think no one did it tonight so I might still get to do it tmw!!

When does America play again

Related to another skeet- I saw a comment recently about how Close Encounters was perceived as a fun family move, like ET. What. What is fun and family about that movie? I love it but it’s pretty terrifying. ET is also pretty damn scary while we’re on the subject.

The mashed potatoes are a real place I love this prompt

The food is bugs

I am captain save a ho when it comes to warning other women about shitty dudes I have personal experience with. General Save a Ho even

We each have lockers at work and the amount of time I have spent agonizing over which stickers to put on it and how to arrange them is psychotic

My job is full of wonders and delights but my proudest moment today was feeding our box turtle four medium sized roaches that I fished out of the roach enclosure. The tweezers were too fussy.

I’ve been delivered a metric fuck ton of pork lo mein and have no doubt I will wake up in the night and be kinda gross about snacking on it

Sometimes calling some shit out is childish and petty. Sometimes it’s both of those things but also extremely satisfying. I wasn’t given closure, but I damn well took it.

Dead, was a good dad, a complicated human.

Every single man on Outlast is a lil bish

Even whooping swans need a good ear scratch

I’ve soured on “dads” but Dads are great!

Lost a long time resident today at the rescue. A sweet little bantam rooster named Zeke :(

May the cuffs of your sweaters always be damp

I have taken three OTC sleeping tabs and two traz (it’s only 6:30!!) so I feel these dreams will be even more full throttled than usual

The thing amount trying to gently feed super worms to your new Pac-Man frog is that the super worms bite. They don’t tell you that.

I think I would really enjoy a cryogenic space sleep

Eating crusts and dips like a queen

Man I still really want to do shark boat next spring but I cannot possibly see how I can afford it.

The oasis community on Reddit is very concerned about where Liam is

I hate when I want to stress eat but I’m not hungry

I wish you could take an extra Prozac and be even more not triggered by shitty people

What a day, y’all #SoundTheSiren

Arby’s having peach cobbler spring rolls is honestly exactly my speed

My dreams are often so vivid and real and elaborate I genuinely can’t distinguish them from things that actually happened This morning I asked my mom the name of the spooky documentary she’s been after me to watch on Paramount. Folks.

Dad was the bookshelf ghost

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These people do not live in the land of Altimas, they know nothing about strife

Here’s my number

Yall these people tried to break in to the rescue yesterday.

It’s extremely weird that I leapt at the chance to go to work for a little bit today, unpaid.

I don’t want to say I’m a genius but I did just toast some store bought cookies in the toaster

I seent a show on Hulu called million dollar nannies and I mashed that play button so hard

I’m kind of giddy about bringing a normie to the rescue tbh