I could not get into Shōgun

I can’t believe I get paid to do this. So many things wrong in my life so many mistakes made but fuck, if it took all that to get me here, worth it.

We got an injured blue heron in today (🥹🥹🥹) and I remain shocked that the couple that brought him in were just able to catch a blue heron.

I’d told one of my pals who has kids about the CWR learning event in the park today and they WENT and apparently had a blast and that just makes me so freaking happy.

we have a little faux pigeon in one of the trees in the front yard of the rescue. No matter how many times I see it I’m always like oh my god someone got out

Y’all i had seven volunteers today. SEVEN. I did not even realize such abundance existed.

Have some goslings 🥹

What’s a little-known book that you love? My three: Anita Shreve, body surfing & a change in altitude Justin Evans, a good and happy child

My mom’s theory is that trump arranged this whole thing because he knew he couldn’t make it through the whole night without falling asleep and/or pooping his diap

Sandbag anchors for pool and ocean floats

Anyone have eyes on the Salahis

Tears of Lys is how I would do it

I loathe when I send someone a text that has all the info in it and then they’re like but where is it? IT IS IN. THE. TEXT.

SWWWWWEEP CAROLINA

I learned so much about baby bird anatomy last night in between getting wild chats about work dramz. If this is the baseline, I’m actually pretty good at it.

Only on British reality shows are you asked to just accept names like Binky and Proudlock with no explanation or fanfare

I know too much petty info about the Charlotte culinary scene than I should tbh Dating chefs is always a bad idea, but at least you will be able to mine them for goss always

Mr Beast reminds me of someone but I can’t but my finger on it and it’s driving me nuts

If my first name was Wolf would you like me more or like me less

Never cheat on a Meg(h)an.

You didn’t “transition”something or someone or a group of people or a company. You moved something. You changed something. I have so many corporate speak pet peeves.

If I had known Made in Chelsea was just British The Hills I would have watched it so much sooner

Does bluesky just ignore your photo crops/edits now? at first I thought I’d messed up but now it seems to be just the way things are. The original is what posts no matter how I crop it in the app @support.bsky.team

The Meghan

It’s weird that I have work early Sunday morning I’m going to have to start mentally categorizing my Saturdays as Sundays

Mom came in with a question and started it off with “I know you do a lot of Internet activities” I mean accurate.

when I say I’m more of a Vibes Person than a Lyrics Person, it’s not because I don’t care about lyrics; it’s more of this: I want the lyrics to mean whatever I want them to mean to me

My mom hates shopping for clothes but insists on going IRL vs online. She keeps going to the same like three places and never gets anything and hates what they have. I have been badgering her about going trying Old Navy for weeks now, she finally went and really liked it! DAUGHTER WIN

I need this immediately

This is true lore. 😂😂😂

WORK DRAMZ

Me voluntarily joining a zoom from 7-9 on a Friday night because i love my job

Can someone come fix my printer

I just need everyone to know I’m in 15 different telegram chats for work.

Pretty excited about Monroe Freeling, he seems lovely 🥹

Can report the Rhode peptide lip boost in sugarmint is delicious

It fucking kills me that pedo incest shitbird Woody Allen made some of my favorite movies.

Arby’s selling a pulled pork sandwich with Texas bbq sauce on it is offensive

Just a little reminder for baby bird season - if you find a baby animal of any kind, do not feed it. Get it to a rehab asap instead 🐣

Senior year I was seeing my best friend’s brother. He was not a prize let’s put it that way. One night we went out and were on the way to a bar where he was at, drunkenly ran down Franklin street and broke my front tooth on a brick wall. Folks. I still went to the bar. And cried. To his friends.

Quick run down of my first solo shift! - volunteer had donkeys escape, I was actually shocked that we managed to get them back in without too much drama - many baby bird drop offs (it’s wonderful to see how much random humans care about these little guys)

It’s wild that Mr Beast’s survivor appearance is next week lol. Which all the fans hate, btw. Maybe they can edit his whole part out

It is incredible how many tiny injuries I have on my body

Once in a while I get an urge to buy actual matching set pajamas but then I talk myself down because I’ve done it before and then I never wear them. Old boxers and old shirts it is!

I want to support Padma but I find America’s Culinary Cup super boring and often cringey.

Wipe

I had to read this incredibly specific headline multiple times before I realized what I was reading

[pretening i love baja blast as much as everyone else] "Ah I love that drink. The way it just [clenches fist] blasts all that frickin baja.

Anxiously checking telegram to see if the morning shift lead discovers whether I did anything wrong last night 😅