We are still on this same episode and I regret to inform you Gordon is still dismayed and making everyone wear embarrassing hats

If I don’t say good morning to every birb I may as well not even be there

Imagine if I ran an HOA and just encouraged chaos. Just considering my options in the new year

some terrible world event happens that none of us have any say in or control over, triggering one of 'the lefts' outbreaks of ideological cannibalism? must be a day ending in Y

I’m ashamed to say I bought to some earbuds off TikTok and I really like them

I have to charge so many things on Sunday nights

My headphones and earbuds really think I’m going to remember morse code I’m just tapping until something happens

Gordon is going to a raw oyster joint on this episode of nightmares and I’m not sure we need any more information.

Still hangin tough, checking in NKOTB????

I want to be awake but also asleep

I can’t believe I ran out of seasons of food network star

Jags Panthers SB

Thank you falcon bird bros

The most NFC South way to be in the playoffs but we’re there

PANTHERS GOING TO PLAYOFFS RAWRR RAWRRRR

Why can’t I just be gifted relaxing sports games occasionally

I don’t care how cheap it comes I want that Panthers Run the South merch

Falcons FALCONS

There’s one guy I went to high school with who every three months or so “pokes” me on Facebook even though I never use it I just want to understand.

Is this good

It’s kind of amazing how the NFC South is so (correctly) disregarded by the whole of the NFL that we now support each other because we are all we have

🙌🙌🙌🙌

I will not be watching any recent seasons of Stranger Things but mostly because it jumped the shark and only partly because King Beardy Bear turned out to be terrible and the main character kid is red pilled

Cmon Falcons

Birbs tomorrow! Will Mr Salty peck my eye out or will we snuggle? Like and subscribe to find out!

Sister Schubert’s ultimate betrayal

Let’s go Cat Bros! #jaguars

Blaming individuals for the actions of the government that rules over them will never not be fucking stupid and you will not convince me otherwise

I will sacrifice myself I’m ready

Mom is making a pu pu platter of the various frozen appetizers I’ve been hoarding and I’m very excited

NFL DGAF Sunday is always entertaining

I keep thinking I forgot to set notifications for the falcons game but no, it’s just that nothing is happening

GO BIRDS 🐥

If anyone is wondering my backup team is Green Bay because I liked them before we even had a team. Also I like the Bears because I met some really nice Bears fans. Also the Giants they’re a friendly team

My favorite sports taek is “I don’t care about the team you like and so therefore no one else does and neither should you.” Bitch I don’t even know what state Kansas City is in.

I do not know how these people find me tbh

I mean. Yes that’s my whole point?

Go birds

I will literally root through a whole bag of Cheetos to separate the thicc choad-y ones and eat those first

This bitch is just mad he’s from Lumberton

I will not be watching this bullshit game today because I genuinely believe this is the outcome the NFL wanted (more eyes on Saints/Falcons) and they selected the dirtiest officiating crew in the NFL to get the job done. That said, go Falcons

Sometimes I’ll randomly think of something I had as a kid that I have no memory of getting rid of and wonder what happened to it. Like where is my pog collection.

I have had a spicy Italian sub two days in a row and I want another one. Why? Who can say.

Easily my all time fave Zelda game

May have just ended your season but whoops! Oopsie! My bad! uwu 👉 👈

Why do I keep having to root for the Falcons

Mom got a waterproof cover for her cast 👀

Connections has really outdone itself with today’s purple solution and that’s saying something

Any chocolate chip cookie recipe is instantly better with a generous sprinkling of flakey sea salt. Or just more salt in general. Y’all should be salting your desserts like you salt your pasta water tbh.