ESPN sources: The LA Kings have acquired standout forward Artemi Panarin from the NY Rangers in exchange for a conditional third-round pick and prospect Liam Greentree, per me and @emilymkaplan.

Landed in LA an hour early, which means (anyone? anyone?) that there’s no gate available and we’ll just sit on the tarmac for another 30 minutes

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

The Blues are trading Nick Bjugstad to the Devils in exchange for a mid-round pick and an AHL player, per Pierre LeBrun.

This is literally more private than any public bathroom www.portseattle.org/blog/all-you...

“CBS News’ newest “star” contributor Peter Attia once chose to meet with Jeffrey Epstein—ignoring his wife’s plea to come to the hospital where their infant son was being treated.”

It’s just racism. There’s no immigration problem

Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.

Context on the Post absurdity: I learned this first-hand after NC State went to the Final Four. Newspaper execs can no longer process what actually generates revenue/readers/clicks/subscriptions. They only see what things cost. Sports is expensive … even if investment in sports pays back tenfold.

Flight 2 of 4 - the second-longest one

Watching Ben Shapiro lose audience and influence has been fun, tbh. Unfortunately, the right-wing commentators who've risen up in his place have been absolute lunatics, but at least Ben is struggling

I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...

Ladies and gentlemen…Shane Willis.

Eyyyy, The Actual Star is only $3.99 on ebook, AGAIN. I guess these sales move a lot of copies? Anyway, go grab it here:

Some Young MC for a young G and his breakout stat line. Brandon Bussi has certainly done everything other than “Just stand there”. Come read the Tuesday night NHL roundup to see if your other guys did anything to help your fantasy squad last night! Happy Wednesday!

I believe the children are our future Teach them well and let them lead the way Show them all the beauty they possess inside

Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else. newrepublic.com/post/206088/...

i’m on that shit that gives you up to 92% optimal stool quality

so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.

This is preying on my mind a bit. Jeffrey Epstein was not primarily a British scandal! So far we've removed a Prince from the Royal family, fired our US ambassador who was one of the most important political figures of the last few decades and banned the CEO of Barclays from the financial industry..

Longest travel day(s) in my life on deck

Yeah, that tracks #CarolinaCulture

I STG I thought Staal had put that puck off the corner and out. I was trying to find it before I noticed the ref pointing. #CarolinaCulture

I didn’t even get to tell the people that he was playing with a broken stick 😢 #CarolinaCulture

Sebastian Aho recorded his 10th straight 20-goal season and tied Ron Francis for the longest run in /Canes / Whalers history. His 10 career 20-goal seasons also passed Eric Staal (9) for second most in franchise history behind Francis (16). #NHLStats Tune in 🌎: www.nhl.com

They're doing this on purpose, I know it. #CarolinaCulture

I've just been informed by the NHL that the first team to complete a pass will win tonight's game. #CarolinaCulture

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

Nobody on the Canes seems to be in the right position on the ice so far in the first period. #CarolinaCulture

That's twice Bussi has put himself WAY out of the crease, so.......yeah. Don't do that. #CarolinaCulture

Ehlers channeling the ghost of Cam Ward as he gets the puck stuck in his skate. #CarolinaCulture

This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all. "Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact." people.com/ballerina-fa...

One by one, Europeans mentioned in the Epstein files who still hold political office are beginning to resign or are being forced out of office. Meanwhile, ruled by an administration almost entirely made up of Epstein associates, the US carries on as if nothing really happened.

Floored by this story. A man wrote a pollite email to a federal prosecutor objecting to the deportation of an Afghan seeking asylum. DHS responded with an administrative warrant to get the man's info from Google, then visited his home to intimidate him.

Hey y’all! Primary elections are coming up fast, so here are a few important dates to keep in mind 👇 🗳 Feb 6: Voter registration deadline 🗓 Feb 12: Early voting begins 📬 Feb 17: Deadline to request an absentee ballot Make a plan now so nothing sneaks past you.

Kinda wild that these people are just in charge of things isn’t it

Happy release day! bsky.app/profile/eric...

When you are the World Wildlife Fund

I would rather drink rubber cement than listen to someone do either of these things.

Canes morning skate lines: Svechnikov-Aho-Jarvis Hall-Stankoven-Blake Ehlers-Staal-Martinook Carrier-Jankowski-Kotkaniemi Slavin-Chatfield Miller-Walker Gostisbehere-Nikishin Reilly Bussi Andersen

It's Canadian indie rock Christmas, as Broken Social Scene and Metric have announced new albums and a tour with Stars

During all the years before Trump’s ICE, immigration agents did NOT wear masks, and they needed judicial warrants. Just sayin’.

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Peter Thiel has been open about this for a long time. Trump is a way to break the republic, which can then be replaced by “free economic zones” with oligarchs as dictators and tech as a taskmaster for helpless humans without any rights. (1/2)

SpaceX in 2012: We will return to the moon and put a man on Mars SpaceX 2026: you know the data centers that make on-demand child porn possible? now they're satellites!

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports. Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...