In other Canes news, we should be hearing about their TV future soon. I just know it won’t be what I speculated on a while back.

Flavor Flav and Paris Hilton teaming up to handle the US women's hockey team travel for an awards show is the crossover event I didn't know I needed

Worth noting for folks wondering when moves for the Canes might happen-the Matthew Tkachuk trade occurred at the end of July (granted timelines were still a little off) but…either way no one really is under pressure at this point…

Continuing in the favorites theme-favorite #UNC campus spot (non-sports venue).

@albhood.bsky.social & I took a stop by Rally House on Franklin St. They have a good array of Stanley Cup merch. We picked up a few things & also each ending up with Struttin’ Stormy on a plain black 47 ball cap. #SoundTheSiren #LetsGoCanes

Me: I really don’t need another hat. Also me walking into Rally House in Chapel Hill

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For you PWHL fans out there-good or bad news if you root for the Boston Fleet (frankly if I still lived where I lived in Boston this would be amazing news)

"This is a women’s soccer school. We’re just trying to keep up with them.” -Dean Smith

Seriously…just kinda hung around us for an hour.

On the bright side a thunderstorm just kinda came out of nowhere here in Chapel Hill and has parked over us for like the last 45 minutes. Two days in a row of a pretty heavy rain around here

If you can help in any way, be it contributing or even just sharing to signal boost, please do. Michelle is a wonderful person and deserves the best, and is dealing with Some Shit. Please consider helping if you can

As of July 6: #ncpol NC election deadlines: 60 days until absentee ballots go out Sep 4 95 days regular registration ends Oct 9 101 days early vote starts Oct 15 106 days til absentee request deadline Oct 20 117 days early vote ends Oct 31 120 days until election day Nov 3.

The #UNC content mines are a little dry this time of year, so I’m taking the question of the day for THB 3 days—and checking on favorite locations. Today-favorite sports venue. (Later campus spots and Franklin St, all past or present)

If you have a second to read, I would appreciate it. I'm not gonna list the PayPal and venmo here publicly but if you want to help, it's so appreciated and you can message me, and I'll provide those. I went back and forth on asking for help bc I'm little miss independent but 😭

Y’all I’m seriously beginning to wonder if this is the best Canes jersey ever made. In its first year a Cup win and now a generational upset by a generational player

me before: that’s kind of wild that they actually overturned that me now: shut up you king leopold ass bitches

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Ahhh, and now time for the annual “people not realizing when the cannons go off in the 1812.” A tradition like no other

If you, like us, have to enjoy the sight of the Boston Pops-weather delayed it but it is now live… You’ll have to go to your CNN app to find the stream. Looks better than it did on Bloomberg though

Dammit Fanatics made a shirt I have to buy now

Do I know any1 who has had a pup with an insulin secreting tumor(insulinoma)?Brindy is suspected, but not confirmed, to have this and I would like to speak with someone who's had experience with it.I would also appreciate any good thoughts for my sweet girl who has been at the ervet since yesterday😭

new metaphor just dropped

FOREVER GREATFUL @joeovies.bsky.social

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HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS

I laughed an unhealthy amount at this one

As someone who has come out of one of these being told they have cancer trust me it could have been worse. That also makes this all the more funnier for me.

Heard your shoutout @joeovies.bsky.social - just had to catch it this morning 🤣

Very balanced read on Jaylen and analytics. sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/...

Oh well-nice shot by Tulsky. If you ask me it oddly helps them on the Nikishin side if they are looking to trade him. Now a team can’t take advantage of the Canes having a glut of Defenseman.

The best to ever do it. We love y’all ❤️

Frederik Andersen in Edmonton is a $1M base with the potential for $1.8M in performance bonuses

For those who haven’t seen

Freddie to Edmonton? Ngl, I figured that he would want to retire at the top. Can’t pretend that I’m not emotional. I think it’s what’s best for the Canes, but he’s been here for a long time. I’m at least glad he was able to get one here. #LetsGoCanes

Exhibit A of sometimes: the 2022-23 UNC basketball Tar Heels

Carolina already has around 15 forwards, eight defensemen and two goalies under contract that could be on the team next season. So will they make any more moves once free agency opens?

Also remember this if Carlson signs today and effectively becomes one of the highest paid players. To keep winning you have to adjust. And by the way the players that signed those long deals knew the cap was going up and opted for contract length—for their own reasons.

there are an absolute fuckload of American companies whose origin story is a variant on “immigrant salesman hooks up with Delaware sailor who has pickle industry ops expertise, plausibly” and it feels pretty good when they let you know they remember

TIL the world's new favorite himbo once bought a 13th century copy of one of the Norse Sagas for $150,000, then donated it to the library because "I'm not much of a reader."

Huge Caniac. #SoundTheSiren

Have a meeting with Kane to talk about the new register to park system that will go into effect for the entirety of North Hills in September. You will be paying to park to go to a movie or attend events that last longer than 2 hours.

I also love that now we are in the knockout rounds all us college basketball fans have the metaphors ready to go

Me: man penalty kicks are such a stupid way to decide a game Also me: DID YOU SEE THAT THRILLING FINISH IN THE PK’s?!?!

“Blazing Saddles” has a ton of them but what I think may have affect my humor is this one-in a film full of obvious gags this subtle scene with the way Wilder just slowly builds it up…and the delivery breaks Little. The unexpected punchline is something I love.

As a kid seeing this in the theaters, this scene where they breaking the fourth wall by watching Spaceballs: The Videotape was foundational to my sense of humor.