a festive

it’s important to spend christmas with the ones you love

The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick

sweden, you only have a couple hours, i swear to god

Heated Rivalry

“and TONE, they got RUDOLPH, YOUR BOY, at the front of the sleigh. what, cause his NOSE is RED?” “it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”

Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆

he's already homesick

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

ah,,,,

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/

William Dingle Balls England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975

you can’t be talking like that white baby

going to see christmas lights

oh they said something insane

jim nantz is better than me because he did not say that kenneth gainwell gained well on an 18 yard rush

it happened to me: i’m getting swayed by a backup qb in a meaningless late season game

aston villa

holy hell, morgan rogers

quite the collection

Morgan Rogers is een fantastische voetballer.

holy hell, morgan rogers

biggest sports news of the day

standard operating procedure

another win for corncob tv

close, but four quarters is actually 100 cents

well sure

oh my god he's doing soccer transfer announcement bits, zohran i was already a fan

"you watched 2029 oscars, may we recommend a playlist on increasingly right wing people"

my not lost control shirt, etc etc

i have always loved and cared about the nba cup

Notification from the Calculator app on your phone inviting you to look back at your year of calculating.

tony graffanino

the second part of the quote was "and that doesn't include me, ronald reagan"

me and who

my opinion on whether the NBA Cup is important will depend 100% on whether or not the Knicks win the NBA Cup tonight

i apparently took two separate screen shots of my alarm this morning, i must’ve been OUT

none of those words are in the bible

jesus fuck

that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

i don't want him to have power or hear his political opinions really, but i need him to have him around publicly to just say stuff like this