What are other song lyrics @safety.bsky.app will ban you for posting/paraphrasing? “I fought the law…” “I shot the sheriff…”

Reminder that Newby won his last election by 401 votes out of over 5.4 million votes cast. In addition to helping flip the court, it led to his opponent running for Senate in the next election instead of Jeff Jackson.

It’s cool how I used to be able to google something like “UNC WWSU basketball” and the first hit would immediately be the live score and stats of the game. Now, I google the same thing and get AI results telling me the score of the game is whatever the final score was last time we played was.

She really asked “how is he going to treat all those people who are still in mourning from losing their lives.”

“No one has been able to prove that [guy who admits he has a Nazi tattoo] is a Nazi in belief, words or deeds…” is a helluva sentence to write.

Too many cooks, too many cooks, too many cooks, too many cooks, too many cooks, too many cooks, too many cooks, too many cook…

As someone who first became familiar with Bill Nye as the Speed Walker on Almost Live!, it has always been a bit surreal to see him become a leading scientific expert.

Trump’s frivolous malicious prosecutions are obviously a mockery of everything this country is supposed to stand for. No doubt. That said… John Bolton? I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t slightly amused by it.

“Our parents aren’t having children…” What, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck?

The Republican nominee in 7 of the last 10 presidential elections has been named George Bush or Donald Trump.

We’re going to start blatantly committing copyright infringement and just assume we have your permission, unless you take affirmative steps to tell us we do not, kthxbye.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Government Efficiency at its finest!

Something was posted on social media without evidence?!?! I am shocked! What is this world coming to?!?

Pritzker is everything Newsom pretends to be.

It “works”? Based on what metric or accomplishment?

Conservatives: Mad they took Uncle Herschel off the Cracker Barrel logo. Me: Mad they took Uncle Herschel’s Breakfast off the Cracker Barrel menu. Now where am I going to get catfish and eggs in a single meal?!?

You know they had to edit a whole lot of his shit talking out of it when he opened the door and saw them.

Breaking News: Stephen Miller admits Trump is in the Epstein files.

I’d be a lot more excited about this if he wasn’t also hosting the harbingers and architects of this shit on his podcast while throwing trans people under the bus in an effort to appease people who voted for this shit.

holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second

Yup…

Dirty Work Mallrats Dogma

My favorite doctor and companion

This is 100% correct, and yet Altman knowingly hyped it up as “a legitimate PhD-level expert in anything, any area you need, on demand, that can help you with whatever your goals are.”

North Carolina is spreading.

Everyone should listen to more Flying Raccoon Suit.

I honestly thought this cornball video was a satire of his critics.

Should have known the gray goo would come for the internet first.

Copyright infringement is ok if you do a whole lot of it at once.

You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? UNC v. dook 3/5/22; UNC v. dook 4/2/22

Dammit, somebody just learned about “Mexican Coke” and wants to start calling it “American Coke.”

Happy Anniversary of Overthrowing a Tyrannical Government Day!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights…

If the Court says the President can interpret how the Fed Gov enforces the 14th Am. (or courts can’t stop an obviously unconstitutional EO), it opens the door to Trump running for his 3rd term.

This is retro knowledge, but most VHS tapes cost video stores 70-$100 bucks each & they weren’t generally sold to the public. The entire business model was largely propped up by studio pricing them that high. It wasn’t streaming, but DVDs being sold direct to consumers that started their downfall.

The first time I ever ate at PF Chang’s, I was destroying some lemon pepper shrimp when my friend nudged me and said, “Hey, is that Jim Bruer?” I briefly looked up, confirmed that it was in fact Jim Bruer sitting directly across from us in a corner booth, and then went right back to my shrimp.

AI Uncle Sam wears nail polish.

“If you ignore Trump, he’ll just go away” worked out so well for Republicans in the 2016 primary.

“Peaceful protests are fine. Violence is not and will only destroy your message.” -Thomas Hutchinson, 1776

If you have a fundamental right to own a firearm to protect the security of a free state, then it logically follows that you have a fundamental Constitutional right to use said firearm against those that threaten a free state.

Hot take/theory: Dook alum Stephen Miller pushed the idea that people would be against the elite Harvard because he knows people hate dook and thinks it’s because they’re elite, when really it’s because they’re assholes.

There are also Superman stickers that are really LSD that people are giving your children for free.

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)