🙌🏼 praise be

Not my internet. All my homies hate him.

"They leaked his tax returns, they tried to destroy him." If revealing your official tax returns -- something every single president and VP for forty years before Trump did voluntarily -- could possibly "destroy" you, that is the scandal.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

Good morning, Caniacs! It's here. This is the day.....honestly guys, it has been super long since the Canes have played, it'll just be good to see them play, see the energy & excitement of the bldg. Now go WIN. #soundthesiren

Samesies

T-12.5ish hours til puck drop

Not a hype train post without a train. All aboard.

#soundthesiren but also sound the mother fucking siren LFGGGGGGGGGG

Game day? Game day ❤️🤍🖤

Woke up to a nathan mackinnon point which conpleted my 8 leg parlay....blessed.

Nathan MacKinnon point 🙏🏼 🕯

@ colorado/vegas

Applied for three part-time jobs tonight, pls clap

buttholes should be self cleaning the same way that vaginas are

Jesus I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me.

He's telling us he's not leaving legally or peacefully, folks.

Jeff, disrespectfully as possible: NO THE FUCK I DON'T and shut your whore mouth

Right after his allies spend $19 million to kick a critic of a foreign country out of Congress, Trump openly brags about being beloved in said foreign country and jokes he’ll go run for office there

Bout to steal this guys idea

Maybe I've just never actually heard him talk(is that possible?), but jesus is his voice annoying and weird

No one asked for this. And how much water is this going to use?

Please be safe at the beach. Know the signs of rip currents. #ncwx

The absolute loser you'd have to be to buy this and lolol not even made in the USA. Everything is a lie and the cult followers gulp it down.

Is there anything more depressing than fighting for funding for a library? Because that’s what I’m doing this week. And it’s depressing. Libraries MATTER!!!

The moon 🌙 😍

It's the feet hanging out for me

One of my current favorites for a quick/easy, cheap, tasty meal

Daddy chill

Chat, are we adding soy sauce to buttered noodles like the internet is suggesting?

Hey, dont say shit like this. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Here we go, cant wait to pee a bazillion times today 🙃😄

The little kid stage was so fun...glad to not be in it anymore but 😂

Guys, super sorry but I forgot to tell you how cool and pretty the moon was last night. Hope you saw it.

Girls can actually have boy kibble too

Story coming soon: @DukeU plans to build a data center (not hyperscale) at Central Campus, near the Carolina Friends Early School, the Friends Meeting House and the Ronald McDonald House. I have questions into Duke. @CityofDurhamNC issued a building permit on 4/8

Saw this on instagram and this photo is pure chaos 😂😂😂

My body: please drink more water! It's so good for me! Also my body: now you gotta pee all the fucking time lololol sucka

Monday 👎🏼 I dont wanna be at this desk. Booooo, throws tomatoes at capitalism and corporate america.

😂

Me when a guy says he isnt interested in meeting again

People are getting too comfortable being this racist in public.

In semi shocking news, he actually did message about a half hour after I posted this to figure out a plan.

👏🏼

Over/under on this guy reaching out to meet later. It is now almost 1pm on Sunday, the day he asked to meet.

Even if you "cant afford" a real artist I would 100% be more likely to patronize your business if you made a shitty photoshop or a hand drawn doodle than if you just resort to ai slop bc that shows you at least put some effort into it

Now I feel like it's guaranteed he won't think I was worth the drive 😂😂😂

Hi, buds

I wonder if this is good? 😂😂😂