And America's "Christian" community is lovingly suckling him.

The staff is probably just looking for a place to dump his body

Baby Brindy 🥺🩷

Not dead, but way more unhinged than usual.

Little Miss Has A Tummy Ache

JARVY JUMPS JARVY JUMPS JARVY JUMPS

No bc we never get nice things

Adorable family of mom, dad, and toddler at table next to me(they cheers'd with their various drinks) and dad was walking back with their bag Mom: daddy's got your hotdog Toddler: daddy, my hotdog in bag? Dad: yep, buddy! Toddler: ahhhhyayyyy!!

Obligatory merrits pics

Again I say: if you aren't watching Shrinking, you should be

Some exciting news to close out the week - after part-timing it for years, I'm finally going all-in on my company @suggestionox.com! I'm excited to actually be able to focus on it for a change. If any of y'all's companies need a great employee feedback tool, hit me up!

I do have a date with someone else tomorrow, maybe I can bestow some knowledge onto him.

Lol oooooook

We are one of the richest societies that has ever existed on this planet. Everything we DON’T have - healthcare, education, housing, transit, etc - is because voters and non-voters explicitly demand that we give our wealth exclusively to wars and billionaires. It’s a societal choice.

Lol your administration is what makes me come unglued but ok

I bought a used ev a year ago. I love it. Almost immediately, I thought that I'd probably never go back to a gas vehicle. Feeling even more glad to have it now.

On a scale of 1-I'll unmatch him as soon as he says what it is, how weird is this guy about to be

*deep breath iiiiinnnnnnnnn.....and oooouuutttt*

*insert Petr Mrazek "we're in!!" gif here*

Me looking at the mock ups for the arena renovations

Omg what good news. For so long now, I've been seeing this dude's posts on nextdoor and lost and found pets of the triangle. He never gave up 🥹🩷

Lmao

She'll just be replaced with someone terrible of course, but this does bring me just a little bit of joy. Bye, bitch!

I feel like it's unfair we get the stupid prizes when we weren't the ones playing stupid games.

My almost 20 yr old: Mitch and I are about to just have the best day. First, disc golfing, then we are getting and taking sandwiches to the golf course and doing a round of golf. He was practically rubbing his palms together as he told me this. My kid continues to live his best life 🩷

Yeah. I know. I'm a committed atheist. That said this shit is straight up #Blasphemy.

He literally just says whatever and it doesn't matter. I hate it here. I hate him. I'm not asking, I'm begging 🍾

Show of hands, who actually did what I told you to do

Hot fries are better than hot cheetos

Go look at the very pretty moon right now

Feeding and letting out my sister's pups this afternoon and damn, I wanna be as blissed out as he is. He said that sun feels GOOD on my face.

👀 looks like I need to take myself down to the parlour this month 🤤

I usually have some gatorlyte or liquid iv on hand bc im old and need it after I have any alcohol....this flavor is tempting to try

FREE THE KNEES!!! 🦵🏻🦵🏻🌞

Hey it's April Fool's day but we're all stressed beyond belief and no one has patience for stupid pranks so I'm just gonna leave this here and consider yourself Rick rolled or whatever. This song really is a banger. youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...

Normalise booing people who ask questions at the end of work Teams calls.

The system my team uses to pull our work from has been down all day, so I dont even have to pretend to work until it's fixed. Literally cant do anything...I prayed for days like this.

Nothing like an amber alert blaring on your phone to awaken your nervous system! 🌞

Will to live is off the charts rn

If you dont think the violin in Rush Rush is one of the most beautiful things ever then idk what to tell you

Side sleepers, what pillow do you use? I got this last yr, seemed good for a while...now im not so sure and I'm wondering if i should try something else. Anyone try one that sort of dips/cradles? I always wake up slightly sore bc the dogs sleep with me, but the last few weeks have been way worse.

People who can not only solve a rubik's cube, but super fast...forever fascinating to me, like truly wut

They did it! They made America great again.

The weekend wasn't long enough and now I have to deal with the crushing weight of capitalism and "real life".

😍

It isn't a Monday if the men collecting the trash aren't yelling at eachother. At this point, it'd be weird if I didnt hear them arguing. They must be eachother's work husbands the way they bicker.

The way he ends each dumb post with "thank you for your attention to this matter" pisses me off. When is it gonna happen?? 🍾 🥂

"I just want them to be happy, even if it's with someone else." Nope, couldn't be me! If you wronged me(especially if I loved you), I pray for your downfall in any future relationships 😃

It. Is. In. The. Fourteenth. Amendment. It. Is. A. Right.