Not a soul alive needs to see Jimmy Fallon on Sunday night.

Pope Leo absolutely cooking

Montreal's hail mary attempt was not answered. The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Martin Necas wore an all purple suit to the Avs' Hockey Fights Cancer night 🟣🙌

Yup!

Conservatives on Twitter when asked why they weren’t in the Epstein Files

@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey

The XFL putting an expansion team there next year or…?

Panthers get a walk-off FG, the officials under the uprights apparently couldn't see the ball but the Falcons mascot faceplanted appropriately

Bears win, but they’ll still need to account for allowing JJ McCarthy to lead two fourth-quarter comebacks against them this season

Yeah I would’ve went for it

Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.

Will never come around on Scott Hanson presenting as if a pick six is happening live AND doing his own play by play over Kevin Harlan’s call.

Does JJ need to sit out a series and go brush his teeth left handed to get the ALPHA VIBEZZZZ going again??

CAROLINA VICTORY! Heels net the 13th corner to win in OT, 2-1! #GoHeels 🐏👣🏑

@UNCFieldHockey is FINAL 4 BOUND after 2-1 OT win over d_evils! And Coach still batting 1.000 vs Duke. Game winner by Hak!

“This was a good one.” - Somebody on the CBS Halftime Show shamelessly lying about the Dolphins-Commanders game from earlier

All the more reason Haynes King should be the Heisman Trophy frontrunner.

Oh man it was in Budapest?? To quote Larry Zbyszko, “Let’s get the fuck outta here!”

Gameday to Missoula for Brawl of the Wild with The Big Sky on the line between the #2 and #3 Griz and Bobcats was the correct move for ESPN. But pumped to see them at Eugene AGAIN in the same year for that heated rivalry to decide who wins 3rd place in the B1G is good too 🙄

Literally anything else. Go run errands. Reconnect with family members. Start beef with a family member. Go to church.

*to be contracted

Presuming Spain tariffed the shit outta this football game.

This is the THIRD DIFFERENT SCHOOL I’ve seen for Gameday this Saturday. And also by far the least interesting. (Not that I’ll be tuned in either way.)

Lane Kiffin Tarmac Special

There needs to be a constitutional amendment outlawing this trash with capital punishment as penalty.

Oklahoma beat the #11 team here and DROPPED THREE SPOTS in case you were wondering how bullshit that glorious result was yesterday.

I presume that the Tar Heels are one game away from reaching their max allotment on The CW and so the league is saving Carolina/State for THE MECCA OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

We might've just seen the worst pass interference call in NFL history...

Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).

And they ri… um, fi… er, scri… have so many of them now, they could rotate them all thru for HOURS of sponsorship work. Can’t believe we’re leaving cash flow opportunities on the table here.

I was born in a hospital on an Air Force base in Goldsboro, North Carolina in 1981. My dad and his friend John used to watch Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling every week. Bob Caudle’s voice was more than likely one of the first voices I heard period. We’ll miss you Bob. Thank you.

Bob Caudle is the single most underrated and under-appreciated commentator of a golden age of wrestling commentators. He was good at PBP, good at color, good at doing the interviews. Everyone and everything was a little better because of Bob Caudle. RIP

Bob Caudle really was a jack of all trades and excellent at everything. May he rest in peace.

Boise State has allowed 52 total passing yards over the last two games and lost both.

That was a tight window to hit the red light if you went live during OT!

Meme Creation is a sacred internet skill bestowed upon only the finest of shitposting creatives. Using Ai for meme creation is a disgraceful abomination to the sanctity of The World Wide Web.

Another week where you don’t need Fox in the QuadBox. (But we DO get B1G After Dark!)

I’m old enough when you had to be FUCKING GOOD to qualify for a shot at the national championship. Those days were nice.

I don’t know how it’ll ever happen, but if we’re stuck with the massive monstrosities of leagues, the least we can do is have promotion/relegation within them.

The fact that they brought the four west coast teams into that conference and refuse to put them in the 10:30 window makes me absolutely insane. This should be Big Ten After Dark!!!

“Hey, Spike, thanks. I’ll put this next to my poster of Pippen dunking on Ewing.”

I don’t know how Edmonton EVER loses in OT.

That was quick

Next week is one of my favorite annual things: Big Ten fans calling the cops on some SEC teams playing FCS opponents ... while Ohio State bravely plays Rutgers a couple months after nobly playing Grambling Yes OSU played Texas, yes Penn State isn't their fault, I know. Traditions are traditions

None of it matters. Their inclusion into the new playoff last season proved it. Not winning the league AND not beating Michigan… none of it mattered.