its so much worse than you can imagine! sac state may have been fudging things, but the consulting firm behind these athletics department valuations uses a random linkedin post as the methodology for all their numbers!

4 on 4 for 20:00 and then a shootout if necessary would’ve been better for a game of this magnitude. I said it during the OT intermission: this moment, these teams, this rivalry… settling it 3-on-3 felt really cheap. It’s barely the same sport.

You know who WOULDN’T have been celebrating gold with this asshole in the locker room. Canada. Or Finland. Or any other team in the tournament. “We just won the biggest game of our lives - let’s pop the champagne (and Mickey Ultras!) Hey, don’t forget to let Kash get in on this!” Chumps.

My favorite part of Kash Patel's Make-a-Wish video is when Matthew Tkachuk puts the Gold Medal on him, since they both scored the same number of goals in the Olympics.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

These two…

Watching Cobra Kai S1 again and 1) it’s so great and 2) it’s clear that the further the show drifted from the Johnny/Miguel dynamic, the worse it got. Their chemistry is so terrific.

took a BLIZZARD WALK out on the parkway, saw some things

Closing ceremony was in an arena built in 30 AD but we can’t renovate the Smith Center

Inside Out, which sometimes makes it awkward for my Disney adjacent ass.

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Good stuff here on a paradise lost and Canada’s cruel heartbreak.

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

Kash Patel when Savannah Guthrie’s mom had been kidnapped

Titan Spirit’s great… but they been doing this same thing for 26 years now. I think they should find a new score.

the concept of partying with the guy who went under oath to say that epstein didn’t do anything wrong

Shoutout to John Spencer!

I still love you, Canada 🍁

Shoutout to Mickey Ultra

I guess they turned off the power switches on those fake ass flames.

*for Vincent Trocheck

shit, that's just dating in college park

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

Well he sure ain’t investigating the missed Too Many Men On The Ice call that led to the Bennett high stick on Hughes that set the whole chaos of the end of the third period in motion. But if any administration knows about a double minor…

This hockey tournament ruled - the knockout round ABSOLUTELY delivered. The only good thing about it being over is that I don’t have to cheer for a team with Tom Wilson, Sam Bennett, and Brad Marchand anymore. #GoCanadaGo

I mean

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

Couldn’t bother to get his stick down on a centering pass in sudden death OT, but hey, you got a bunch of empty points when y’all were blowing teams out, so…

it happened again lmao

I’m still laughing at this.

To have a game end on 3-3 isn't great, but Canada missed a lot of opportunities

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Canada left the gold medal on the table in the 2nd and 3rd periods. They buried the Americans in their own zone for shifts at a time and could only muster the lone Makar goal. This was the most egregious of the lost opportunities.

Someone who doesn’t know sports thought this was a good idea

It’s worth pointing out Matthew Tkachuk said very similar things a few years back after the Staal brothers refused to wear Pride jerseys during a Panthers game These dudes are at the EOD mostly just kind of dumb, idiosyncratic athletes who say some dumb things but also sometimes the right thing too

Ok, Makar just missing the steal is one of those “game of inches” things… …but McDavid didn’t even come CLOSE to playing defense on the game-winning pass to Hughes here. Bad look.

(pushing glasses up nose) actually NBC, even though the Miracle on Ice was in fact, 46 years ago today, they had to play another game after that and therefore today is not the anniversary of them getting their gold medals

He thought about it.

Jesus.

It’s Makar and McDavid 2-on-0 if Makar gets this clean.

Give em the plushies in the back or whatever.

Thanks to Eddie O for those words about Slavin. He sounded genuinely impressed as how he played (like it should be a shock)

Watts was thinking about it.

Auston Matthews going back to Toronto as a gold medalist and having everyone in the city look confused at his “champions” hat and t-shirt.