It was a VERY exciting night in the Cask & Cannon on the Disney Destiny. #SoundTheSiren

What a turnaround.

Been meaning to cancel mine so this was a great reminder. It's truly that simple.

Boooooooo

Peak SNES.

I had a bout with something my doctor danced around calling pneumonia back around New Year’s and it was the first time in my life where I wondered “am I dying?” I know damn sure I wouldn’t have been in a racing simulator with “severe pneumonia.” Damn.

Lmao at the fucking idiots

Wonder how we got here, hm…

CLEAN UP ON AISLE COMMON SENSE!

I cannot find an instance since the 1967 expansion that both Stanley Cup semifinals saw the road team go up 2-0 in both series. #SoundTheSiren

Dude is gonna make Tommy DeVito look like Malcolm X.

"It's a bit of a bummer that I didn't stay healthy enough that I could have just had this stretch of time in my career, where all I did was just try to hit homers." I asked Joey Votto if he ever dreams about baseball. I wrote about the answer - & lots more www.nytimes.com/athletic/730...

Thanks Google

Lonnie Smith CRUSHED this dude a the plate in the ‘91 World Series and he held onto the ball. Respect.

Chet Holmgren looks a coyote who got his wish to become human

Damn, “Trampoline Park” is GOOD.

This is literally a Karate Champ frame

As if the Canes don’t have their own… #SoundTheSiren

Uh oh, Avs…

Fuck Dave Doeren.

Ten straight minutes of Dave Doeren catching strays after sounding the siren at the Canes game is some incredible radio www.youtube.com/live/f8xGQ_j...

Garden Grove, CA

JR Smith 100% shoulda had his own cognac.

He was REALLY great. Super classy. #SoundTheSiren

Why would I actively choose an inferior piece. I see nothing wrong here.

Losing to some bullshit 5-7 team should DESTROY your college football season. If it doesn’t, and those games don’t have rivalry juice, then why do I - the outside observer - need to even care about those games.

Related to this fun column… …the latest #MikkoMeter.

Carolina gets an extra game against the likes of Boston College or Stanford instead. Thrilling.

You think if anybody ever ate at a Pastamania, somebody would've sued Hogan for false advertising because during his WCW Nitro promo he claimed he stayed "slim and trim" eating that pasta?

Jaccob Slavin has played 879 reg season and playoff games in his career. He’s been a -3 or worse 11 times. Last night was the only -4 of his career. (He was a MINUS FIVE at Boston on 4/25/25.) He went all of 2020, 2021, 2022 without a -3… until the disaster of a Game 7 vs NYR. #SoundTheSiren

Jared Bednar has confirmed that Cale Makar will not play in Game 2 of the conference finals against Vegas tonight.

England can stand alone against the Luftwaffe but can’t handle the average ACC travel schedule, smdh

Week 0-1 bowls are a brilliant idea which is why it will never happen.

If they had a run over a couple of years, the Dangerous Alliance would be right there in the discussion with the Horsemen and NWO for greatest heel stables ever. Immaculately flawless group.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi For your listening pleasure: A stream of Canes fans blaming siren sounder Dave Doeren for the Game 1 loss (via the OG Podcast @joeovies.bsky.social) www.youtube.com/live/f8xGQ_j...

Gallaher draws a 14-pitch walk, fouling off nine pitches, none of which were fastballs.

I just got to this and though I probably shoulda been, I was lost in the moment and not ready for the punchline. Top notch stuff, @joeovies.bsky.social. #CurseOrDont

The favorites both drop Game 1 at home… and somehow K’Andre Miller was a +1 for the #MikkoMeter?? #SoundTheSiren

When your expense report gets kicked back to you… but it’s for the silly hotel tax itemization that didn’t populate properly and not the excessive rounds of beers you bought the boys at dinner:

What’s really funny is this is a calculated political move and they’re falling for the bait

Asshole Mayor skips Knicks game, saves nine children from burning orphanage instead. Does he really support the City?

Like it’s pretty clear if he had done anything else — not attending the game, or getting comped tickets — the article would be written the exact same way

The key to writing about Zohran in the mainstream press is that the entire article has to be written with the implication that he is doing something sinister and foolish even without really saying what he did wrong or why people should be mad about it

What an odd graph after both road teams take Game 1.

And got shellacked in Game 1 on home ice after scoring in the first minute. Of course, Game 2 saw the starting goaltender get pulled, the rookie do a heroic effort to keep the Canes close enough to force OT and then lost in double overtime anyway and I’m not sure we’re emotionally up for that.

That top pair was DOGSHIT

The Carolina Hurricanes have never won Game 1 of an Eastern Conference Final. #SoundTheSiren

“If you take away that four-goal run in the first period and the empty net goal, we basically won 2-1.”

Upon replay, that’s a tremendous play by Slafkovsky, but Freddie’s gotta make that save. It was right there.