I don’t get the palm trees in the Hurricanes half of the ESPN graphics package.

Hurricanes - 4 Vegas players - 3 Hurricanes own goals - 2

Fuck. Well.

You stole our siren. We’re going to steal this game.

He does a great job, true. I’d swap out Ray Ferraro for the TNT color team, though.

dying at George McPhee's pissed off JFC

LOL, Scott Van Pelt takes them out of break setting up Sportscenter and they show a montage of bald dudes in the crowd.

Me, wishing TNT had the Final coverage this year…

My heart. It’s dead.

I’m greedy. I want this win.

The Carolina Hurricanes whenever there are 10 minutes left in the game

Looks like I picked a bad time to give up snorting cocaine out jumping out of a helicopter

This team hits the third period with the urgency of a dad driving like hell when he hears “I gotta poop!” from the backseat

This Carolina team is hilarious

And then what happened.

Happy to see Bussi play well.

Do you give Bussi the third?

I mean, how many breakaways can you allow in one period?

See you next Tuesday

Need to get a goal here before the break.

Exactly. He saved their asses once; blaming him for not doing it a second time is unfair and unreasonable.

Another lazy effort on a clear leads to a goal. Just can’t do that.

Are you fucking kidding me.

The Sheetz near the house played a Neil Young-Al Green-Sade-Olivia Rodrigo sequence over the PA while I was gassing up and that’s a hell of a playlist. Kudos.

JEREMY PIVEN?!

“God damnit.”

Probably the most phallic thing she’s come into contact with since joining the nunnery.

When reached for comment on Roy Cooper and the Hurricanes, Mike Whatley said “He’s my favorite player on their offense.”

The News & Observer caught up with former governor and U.S. Senate candidate Roy Cooper to talk Hurricanes, and his keys for the Stanley Cup.

One thing the use of AI photo editing of people’s faces illustrates is how amazing our brain’s facial recognition process is. It can spot differences so minute that they are ignored by the AI software. Will AI get better over time? Yeah. But in 2026, our brains are still winning.

This is not a photo of a giant cockroach attacking the crotch of a man in leather pants.

Yeah, kicked in the ding dings is pretty much how I would describe those two Vegas goals.

Heads up if you’re an SECU Member:

Unemployment is at 4.3%, we’re adding hundreds of thousands of jobs, and yet seemingly no one is hiring. This is why I’m not an economist.

After Vegas went up 2-0 and carried that lead into the third period, it was inevitable that the Canes would lose game two. youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo?...

JARVY COMING IN CLUTCH Claim your free offer in the /ChickfilA app by midnight!

Need a well-timed appearance by Roy Cooper on this OG After Dark

ok, thank you. however, I finally changed my profile name to include the SCF. Changed it right after the 3rd period started...just saying! Let's all think WE had some magic powers to help this team WIN

Look…I’m not saying I deserve any credit for this. But our dog Cane is named for the Hurricanes, and when we were down 2-0 in the third, I rubbed his stupid head and said “We need some Cane magic, buddy.” Stank scored less than a minute later. I mean… 🤷

Give it to us, @bubbaprog.xyz

And to think that game winning goal could have happened in OT in Hartford in front of upwards of 4300 crazed fans

Look how happy everyone is for Seth! You love to see it!

JARVIS WINS IT

Fuck. A Power Play.

Barbashev is the Russian brand name for Barbasol.

I need Darren whatshisnuts to tell me how much ad value this ad placement is worth for Bo’s.

Incredible what rides on this next goal: An incredible rally to even the series, or a goal to go up 2-0 heading to Vegas.

Shut up Messier

I honestly don’t know who feels more confident heading into the locker room.