In its infinite wisdom, the NCAA will put the hammer down on one of the Directional Michigan schools.

Tired: Toxic Wired: Radioactive Set the Geiger counters at 11

Ram Darnold would be a great name for an adult-movie actor. "Well, he's no Peter North."

"nationally televised" #AdventuresInNarrowcasting

With some duct tape.

"Passion of the Dafuq Is This Shit?"

Krazy Kracker Klub

Sweatin' with the Moldies

Arthur Murray: "That's a great dance move!"

You're *not* writing about the ESPN and TNT studio shows?

For the longest time, I'd thought that V. Lane Rawlins was the worst Wazzu president. [VLR wasn't a huge fan of the "Wazzu" reference.]

The bad news: It's gonna be this:

Picture on left: Jake Dickert fleeing Pullman in 2024. Picture on right: Jimmy Rogers fleeing Pullman in 2025.

"Oops! All Reptiles!"

Bryce is lost in the ozone.

Ralph Wiggum: "I choo-choo-choose you for a derailment!"

Damn, Gonzaga is rawzawgging KY, without K-Y. [If one saw the halftime score without the opponent listed, I would've assumed they were playing a tomato can.]

Gonzaga playing in it: -1000 #BoneZawgSaw

Relatives arguing Shitty/tacky gifts Relatives arguing Ahh...memories #ChristmasMagic

MUST ess eee SEE TV

The moment when Glenn Quagmire started following college football.

Interim kicker Interim coach Interim franchise

The original Slash, 10 years before Guns N' Roses, 20 years before Kordell Stewart.

Jim Brockmire: "Fuck off, Marty's son."

Sparty should hire Magic as its athletic director...

Next gig: Kroger store manager.

great call tirico #SNF

Barstool and Outkick: "It's a perfect hire! Fitz's our kind of coach."

A FEW HOURS AGO, I FOUND OUT THAT MY MOST FAVORITE COLLEGE BASKETBALL SCHOOL PLAYS SOMETHING CALLED FOOTBALL! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY EVER FOR MY DOOKIES BABY! NO ONE CAN UNDERESTIMATE THE AWESOMENESS OF MY DOOKIES! THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE CFP BABY! [I REALLY LIKED YOU ON PARKS AND REC, AUDREY!]

They couldn't do broccoli head instead? #HairEagle

This is not a Daniel Tosh sketch?

Before/during/after recording "The Long Run," 1978-1980.

Mountin' West: "We are using the TRS-80 to decide this."

What's better than one shitty prime-time B1G game on NBC this weekend? Two shitty games! #B1GTurdNight

Either: 1. Used Red Atrocious apples for a baked pie. 2. Bought one of those Hostess pies.

For the WSU fanbase, Wednesday's basketball was the equivalent of rancid green bean casserole. Their most-favorite team got pummeled by a major-conference school at a vacation destination. Their second-most-favorite team got semi-pummeled by a major-conference school at a vacation destination.

Wavy Gravy would've been a better hire.

Yay, the Cougs are gonna play another former conference colleague in Hawai'i. Arizona State should be at least a 20-point favorite against the Cougs on Tuesday. [I'm bummed that the sunglasses company isn't the main sponsor anymore; no more Maui Jim Maui Invitational.] #SpiritAirlinesTournament

Congrats to the Barstool first-ballot hall-of-famer... In the words of Brett Somers, "P-U!"

This game should've been relegated to Fucking Peacock. #B1GTurdNight

Can one use Compound W above the eye?

At my rural eastern Washington school, the ag/shop teacher had made a "Measure 2x (twice), cut once" poster. I'll admit that I'd never heard of that before. I modified the sign by switching "2x" and "once." He really didn't care about my modification of it. Looking back, it's a great phrase.

Lars Jorgensen, first-ballot Barstool hall-of-famer

Jim Brockmire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wob Wanfred #WobWanfredProblems

#StoolsampleProblems (perpetual)

Will be working Pac-12 games in 2026.

NOOZ NASHUN XXXCLUSIVE: Quagmire interviews Herbert

With the UW-WSU MBB game being narrowcast on ESPN Minus, the Husky and Coug fanbases who are too cheap to get ESPN- can watch their favorite team play Arizona State tonight on ESPN2; both start at 8pm. [The UW-WSU game could've been upgraded to ESPNU; it's not showing any live games after 6pm PST.]

'Bon's comment qualifies as hocus-pocus junk.