John Forslund >>>>>>>>>> Marv Albert's son

Though I'm rooting for the #SASpurs tonight, I sense that they're gonna be on the receiving end of an #NBARefShow against OKC. The game posted below still pisses me off 33 years later, it featured Dick "The Screwdriver" Bavetta as crew chief. #NBAWCF www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/19...

@nusscoug.podcastvseveryone.com This weekend, the Spokesman sent writers to cover the WA HS track meet/BB games on the west side. Greg Woods was *not* dispatched to Eugene to cover WSU baseball. (I'll give Woods props for writing a solid story while watching/listening to the baseball broadcasts.)

That's a B1G screwup, Husky's.

Is this Cory Chase's plate?

oh no, disaster #UEFAChampionsLeague

Was there a running clock in tonight's cornhole w/o beanbags, aka the NBA ECF? #CavsShouldBeInGLeague #OhNoNotTheFuckingKnicks #SquealLikeACav

Bull Connor: "Welcome home, Mark." #ShitheadCopsInHell

Following the death of "america's detective," Mark Fuhrman, will Idaho's governor mandate flags at half-staff? #IdahoProblems (continued) #ShittyDetectives

Mickey Mantle: "On the baseball field? No way. "Behind the outfield fence? Absolutely."

SHITTER'S CLOGGING UP! #VedderCupRunnerUp #50SeasonsOfMostlyShit #MarinersProblems2026

When @brianmfloyd.bsky.social channels his inner @angrynidaho.bsky.social #ALLCAPS

CBS: "We canceled Stephen Colbert for this. Please watch this slop."

With the Spurs winning game 6 in the NBA playoffs, Sunday Night Baseball between the Padres and Mariners got promoted to over-the-air NBC. It was previously a Fucking Peacock exclusive narrowcast. It'll air on KING 5 Seattle, KHQ 6 Spokane, KGW 8 Portland. www.nbcsports.com/mlb/news/how...

Did it involve a BangBus?

the sound of (bonesaw) silence

Just three fries? Great! Oh, you mean three *bowls* of fries. #mmmmPotatoesInYourTummy

"This is deeply concerning," queefed Susan Collins.

John Forslund: "Once again, shitter's full. THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!" Eddie Olczyk: "With my national gigs, thankfully I didn't have to watch this shit the whole season." J.T. Brown: "On the next podcast, Piper (Shaw) and I will be guzzlin' bleach." #CoachellaValleyNorth #StaleCupChamps2026

Ian and Noah: "You aren't writing about us?"

AAAngels

New "Family Guy" episode: "Mayor Quagmire" #OhioProblems (perpetual)

Ken Behring on ketamine.

Little Orphan Kitty #GoCougs

@nusscoug.podcastvseveryone.com As long as Mark Few is coaching the Zawgs, I don't think he'll lose to Wazzu again, regardless if it's Riley or any subsequent HC(s). Cougs didn't even hit 25 at the half; can Riley be left at the corner of Cincinnati St. and Spokane Falls Blvd.? Fuck this shit.

HAPPY CONFUSED FANBASE DAY! (part two) Could another former Commuter College (aka Eastern Wash. Univ.) MBB head coach pull off the upset against the Zawgs? What's more humiliating than losing to Shantay Legans in fucking Portland? Losing at home to David Riley. #CougZawgs #ZawgCougs #GFC #FTZ

Chris Berman: "You're with me, clogged arteries."

He knows the lyrics to "Dixie" by heart; should've sung that instead.

Clay es un cabeza de mierda.

thoughts and prayers, mr. stoolsample

Lay's Potato Chips: "New logo on our bags and more air in our bags!"

"The New England Patriots are a great team...FOR ME TO POOP ON! "Drake Maye, you thought you were gonna become the next Tom Brady but you're gonna be the next Tony Eason. HA HA HA, FUCK YOU! "Robert Kraft, do you need a sympathetic tug job at some skeezy joint in the Bay? HA HA HA, FUCK YOU, TOO!"

#$CLXXX I think that's the sound you make before you're patched up on an AED device.

HOLY FUCKING CATFISH YOUR SEATTLE FUCKING SEAHAWKS HAVE FUCKING WON SUPER FUCKING BOWL SIXTY/60/LX. LIKE MR. FUCKING NANOBUBBLES, SAM FUCKING DARNOLD HAS EARNED A FUCKING RING. IT’S GONNA BE FUCKING GREAT THROUGHOUT THE FUCKING PNW. ALSO, FUCK ICE. #Seahawks #SuperBowl60 #SuperBowlLX #NFL

The NFL should relegate Jets-Titans to Pyongyang.

Those jerseys should have "LX" on them, not "60."

At least Seattle U MBB won tonight...

Moped Fight Night in Corvallis

#Zawgs #GoBeavs (not tonight but Saturday)

CM needs to check out "Heated Rivalry."

For some Americans, they think that everything south of the border is "Mexico." Besides Mexico proper: Central America: Central Mexico South America: South Mexico Caribbean islands (independent countries or territories): Mexico Islands

@minakimes.bsky.social You and your "NFL Live" colleagues should submit an unused scorigami for SB60 game picks.

Todd Marinovich: "Not all lab experiments turn out good. Fuck, look at me."

"Life is like a box full of concussions."

ChrisTian mccafferEy