THE *BEST* USE OF CAP MEANING CAPITALIZATION WAS ON IDAHO TWITTER BEGINNING IN 2011 OR SO

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. BEHIND THE SCENES: CHARLIE KIRK BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER MORE THAN 10 YEARS AGO. EVEN BEFORE EVEN THE DIAPER INCIDENT. STILL, SINCERELY, THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

SAME

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

IN CASE YOU HADN'T FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY, SOME PERSONAL NEWS

OMG #WhiteGuysInTies

DON'T FORGET: FOR A GOOD TIME ON THE FOURTH, BE SURE TO PICK UP A FIFTH ON THE THIRD! #statehood

TEN YEARS OF THIS ON X. HEARTBROKEN FOR COEUR D'ALENE

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

According to KTVB, the straight pride anti-LGTBQ "Hetero-awesome" festival at the Boise Capitol "drew roughly 30 to 50 people at any given time on both Friday and Saturday" #Boise #Idaho

"PIN TO YOUR PROFILE"

fucking angry

!!!

I’M NOT BETTING THIS YEAR BUT I’D PUT SOME MONEY ON THE JAPANESE HORSES, TIZTASTIC, SANDMAN (ONLY BECAUSE GRAY), AND BURNHAM SQUARE

THE SECOND JULEP IS AN EXCELLENT JULEP

THE BEST THING ABOUT SLOPPY TRACK CONDITIONS IS SEEING METICULOUSLY OVERDRESSED KENTUCKIANS UP TO THEIR ANKLES IN MUD.

EVERY YEAR, THE FIRST JULEP ISN’T NECESSARILY THE MOST DELICIOUS JULEP, BUT IT MIGHT BE THE BEST JULEP — LIKE A REMINDER THAT YOU CAN DRINK JULEPS ALL YEAR IF YOU WANT

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NEVER CHANGE, KCRCC!

I WOULD LIKE YOUR FIVE BULLET POINTS AS TO WHAT I SHOULD BE DRINKING THIS EVENING.

NETANYAHU SOMEHOW AVOIDS THE WHOLE YOU BROKE IT, YOU OWN IT THING.

I'M TAKING MY SOVEREIGN WEALTH FUND DOWN TO THE LIQUOR STORE LATER.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT WE'VE MOVED FROM "SERIOUSLY, NOT LITERALLY" TO "SERIOUSLY. LITERALLY."

OMG THERE'S HAWAIIAN COFFEE YOU'LL BE FINE

RUDE

AFFIRMATION OR INSPIRATION OR MANTRA? DOESN'T MATTER. TAKE YOUR PILLS AND SEIZE THE HIGH GROUND.

DUMB ERRORS AND INEPTITUDE

"WHAT HAPPENED IN IDAHO?"

SAD. LOW ENERGY.

#Boise Boulevard of Bad Decisions

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN LOS ANGELES SHOULD HAVE BEEN RAKING THEIR FORESTS

CANADA AS A STATE? NOPE. THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE NOTHER CALIFORNIA. BUT CANADA AS 7 STATES? MAYBE! 1. ANOTHER HAMPSHIRE 2. MORE YORK 3. COMMONWEALTH OF HURON 4. NORTH NORTH DAKOTA 5. GREATER NORTH IDAHO 6. AMERICAN COLUMBIA 7. EAST ALASKA

YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED. THE CHARACTERS FROM THE LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED ARE TRYING TO RESCUE YOU. WHO IS COMING TO SAVE YOU?

I'M *BARELY* ON TWITTER ANYMORE, BUT ACCORDING TO SOME FRIGHTENINGLY ACCURATE ROBOT, THIS IS HOW IT'S BEEN GOING FOR ME OVER THERE. twitterwrapped.exa.ai/angrynidaho?...

'BOUT TO BE VISITED BY *AT LEAST* THREE SPIRITS

MAY ALL OF YOUR EX-WIVES BE NOT SUPER RICH

ANYWAY. I WILL BE INTERESTED IN AN INFOGRAPHIC, PREFERABLY A SANKEY DIAGRAM OR EQUIVALENT, OF THE BUDGET AND FINANCING OF THIS IDAHO POTATO BOWL. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

THE FRESNO STATE WHATS?

Props to whoever lorem ipsumed this example in the call for paper and poster abstracts for the Idaho 2025 Wildlife Society meeting: #sciart

WHAT MIKE SAYS

Sen. Jon Tester, living his best life, does not care to answer questions about Joe Biden pardoning his son: “I’m about to get the fuck out of here. Ask somebody else,” he tells reporters with a wide smile.

Bigots don’t know ball: defector.com/bigots-dont-...

IT'S SORTA LIKE ONE OF THOSE FOREIGN PRISONER SWAP THINGS, RIGHT?

GUYS, IT’S THANKSGIVING SUNDAY NIGHT, AND YOU KNOW THE LEFTOVER CRANBERRY SAUCE IN THE FRIDGE THAT HAS A PUDDLE OF RED SYRUP SEPARATED FROM THE SAUCE AT THIS POINT? WELL GOBBLE GOBBLE MAKE A COCKTAIL WITH IT!

HEADLINE: BSU *DESTROYED* BY COLORADO STATE

Sandpoint, Idaho Population: 13,145 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandpoint,_Idaho

Muddle a sage leaf and add cranberry juice and sparkling water. I do about one third juice, two thirds sparkling water. Garnish with a sage leaf or cranberries if you are a fancy person.

RE-UPPING THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS WILL BE AN ONGOING ISSUE FOR EVERYONE TODAY.