No, you first have to assemble a loyal army of prostitutes.

As a general policy, I am willing to greet you as a liberator if you destroy these companies.

The funniest thing would be for a chill Native American tribe to adopt a second additional flag.

Not every human piece of shit attends Burning Man, but everyone who attends Burning Man is a human piece of shit.

Brave new frontiers in exonerative headlines: "what if we removed the police entirely from a police shooting?" www.krtv.com/news/montana...

Wall Street Pattern Recognition Challenge:

I met a dude who did this but when I met him he had reclassed to his final form: Franciscan Friar wandering Europe. Good luck collecting on those student loans!

I'm the sad little Boise spur

The only reason the legislature is even pretending to care about this is that the affected vermin come from the richy-rich suburb of Eagle. The rats are there too.

The sincerest form of imitating/flattering the U.S. military is finding the right combination of arrogance and incompetence to lose despite holding a massive structural advantage.

The ADL: "How could Chris Van Hollen do this?"

Oh dear.

Bibi could easily prove he's alive by posting video of himself with today's paper in the lobby of the ICC. Simple as.

Whenever I see some asshole's political sign touting the title "Veteran" like it means something I think about the dude we had to periodically gang tackle and forcibly shower because he wouldn't. I just assume every unit's version of that guy is running for comptroller or whatever.

Time to play the hits while sending thoughts and prayers to any Nazis feeling a little exploded. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZv...

Someday some country is going to luck into a policy of inviting immigration and cultural integration as a cheat code against the effects of an aging population.

Obviously you just boil the soda bread in carbonated water.

Less than 25 years apart

Local gas station is asking for RMB. Is that good?

Lol yeah, make this Joint and Severable with the President and marvel at how quickly Customs unfucks itself

Kill the robots now or be killed by them later.

The weak point of this law is that attorney's fees are one way. There's no penalty for false accusations. For only the cost of filing, you too can force your local government to spend $5-10k proving that the county commissioner who just used the bathroom isn't trans.

What a terrible, and entirely coincidental, thing to happen to the building ICE just leased out. lmao www.ktvb.com/article/news...

Absolutely cackling at the 2nd photo in this Statesman story. www.idahostatesman.com/news/local/t...

I'm not crazy, right?

The best subgenre of Law & Order episodes is "hero DA gets jobbed by a clearly guilty pro se defendant." They get so hangdog at the end. "Justice may be blind, but she loves hot people*DOINK DOINK*"

Men's rims should adjust every year to four feet above the tallest player.

Oh no

"Honestly, we thought more of you would adhere to ethics and principals and resign. Your reward for selling out is layoffs."

Delivering a crying black woman is the distilled essence of the modern Republican party.

Time for some escapism.

What is an apartment that has been vacant for more than a year but a public nuisance subject to eminent domain?

Nazi concentration camps didn’t start with gas chambers. They started with “undesirables” in crowded, filthy conditions Initially, to keep the numbers of reported deaths down, they discharged terminally ill prisoners to die elsewhere, off the books I lay odds our Nazis are doing the same thing

"Look, it's either step over the hole that leads directly to the pavement below or pay $50 more to get to Boston."

The Canadian NFL stream I'm watching is so fun. Half the ads are Maple Flag waving "We can do it ourselves eh?" I feel like local broadcast standards are the only keeping us from "Tim Horton's says fuck you yankee pig dogs" The other half are Chase and Sydney Brown.

Every library should do this.

At least Niner fans can look forward to the 3rd->4th quarter break when a lucky fan is invited on to the field to blow out an Achilles.

It's really fucking depressing to read about legitimately interesting and useful public infrastructure they had in the U.S. South that was dismantled rather than letting black people enjoy it. That's public education now.

Keep everyone on their toes.

Most employers appreciate people who put blood, sweat and tears into their work but apparently NOT the Chilie's on Lakeview.

If we had a functioning CFB commercial breaks after two consecutive NFL plays would result in fines.

I dunno there's some good stuff in here.

Perhaps his young daughter that he always brings to events can vouch for him. Wait I've just been handed a note.

I'd be okay retvrning to the tax brackets though

Sure, I want my son not to bleed out, but c'mon Gary you're breaking my balls here.

This is really going to shake up the Meridian mayoral primary.

Channel 2 is talking shit about your turkey.

We've spent the last 24 hours knocking our 7 year old's flu fever down from the mid 100s with a 1/2 punch of acetaminophen and ibuprofen. Can't imagine how fucking scary it would be if some asshole convinced me they were dangerous.