This is a lot of desperate dancing but the funniest thing is these jokers spent the 25 years since 9/11 militarizing the police and now they’re like, yeah they suck at keeping us safe call in the troops

I think about this whenever I see a political sign trading on "Veteran." That set includes some good people, sure, but it also includes the dude who had to be physically menaced into showering weekly.

Same energy www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymow...

The provocations will get increasingly provocative. The immediate goal is to get a Fed shot to justify an escalation.

"Now there isn't a guy" -Chris Colinsworth

My kid's girl scout troop existed for half of the year (just long enough to do cookie sales) then disbanded because the two kids moved away and they assigned all the girls to random troops at random times.

This parrot said the exact same thing my doctor said. What does it mean for the future of medicine?

TWIST: The show was cancelled by executives at MT\/.

Fun fact: 100% of people Raptured yesterday got the first round Moderna vaccination.

It is, frankly, a bit insane how much I will inconvenience myself to not install your app.

That's way too many

Yeah

Shame it only got one season. I'm sure the writers had a coherent plan in mind. Oh well.

Please consider "Jumping at the Woodside" for your lol he dead takes www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpN...

Johnny Cash playing "Johnny Cash but a murderer."

Looking for a GPS watch for my kid and its honestly really funny how fast and far we've gone from a "Oh, Google makes good stuff" to "never in a million fucking years."

Watching Flight of the Navigator with my kid and maybe movies wouldn't cost elventy-billion dollars if we went back to throwing the credits over 12 minutes or dogs catching frisbees.

This Boise State RB looks pretty good

Not being crammed with ads makes preseason football surprisingly pleasant.

Hug your military-aged children, because this tool of empire has come home to the core.

The best of humanity is 20 cars preemptively sorting a zip merge behind a stoplight. The worst of humanity is the one or two dudes who inevitably blow by those 20 people and signal to merge like assholes.

Lead testing.

From my experience of too many years in divorce court, these dudes go in relishing the L they're about to take. Martyrdom is currency. Their wives and children are accessories and losing access to them is a fair trade for being able to give testimony of telling that asshole judge what's what.

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

The best, of course, meaning imported from Mexico.

guys i don’t want to be alarming but im beginning to think that the sitting president of the united states is a serial pedophile and rapist

Seems like a relevant time to repost Mr. Rogers testifying on behalf of PBS funding. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...

Odds ICE locks MetLife down going up

Ginza on 10th Street has the best kids meals I've ever seen. #Boise

*to people I personally know.

Pretty sure turning it off and shutting it down would stop it. Pretty. Sure.

So is Boise just not doing fireworks this year?

This is delightful goonery

I think that we have an obligation to Idaho teachers to give them dispassionate, factual, and (probably) legal materials to fill the spaces formerly occupied by doubleplusbad wrongthink ideology.

So can we revisit the ending of The Shield?

The song is real fuck'n good

I think the issue is actually that the mega-rich want more yachts so they buy politicians who will make that happen. It explains both the gleeful plutocrat Republicans and the "aw shucks, good things just aren't possible" Democrats.

Really excited for tomorrow to learn that Originalism now means that Amendments are suggestions.

Blind tech maestro Whistler's dark glasses light up from decrypted data scrolling on the screen nearby. From the classic film Sneakers.

MAGAs: Why won’t Muslims just assimilate to our country!?! Muslims: [Get elected to office] MAGAs: …Wait not like that

Mmmmmmm yeah that's the stuff

This man is my fucking hero.

Aliens vs. Predator but its cops vs. repo men.

What an unfai...oh. Straightbrofest is looking grim.

Hell yes. Every blue state should do this tomorrow

This is erasure of both Reliant K and the masses who listened to Reliant K to try to get with a religious kid.

This pitcher is an artist. The pitch will look like it's juuuust gonna catch the corner of the Judeo-Christian Zone but right at the last minute that baby breaks Baha'i.

Games are getting so realistic.

Fun ending.

Surely hoovering up public domain books from the *reads story* 15th century into AI models will lead to good outcomes and not recommendations to treat cataracts with rabbit gall bladder and honey applied directly to the eye.