This is really going to shake up the Meridian mayoral primary.

Channel 2 is talking shit about your turkey.

We've spent the last 24 hours knocking our 7 year old's flu fever down from the mid 100s with a 1/2 punch of acetaminophen and ibuprofen. Can't imagine how fucking scary it would be if some asshole convinced me they were dangerous.

Tell me Jeff Bezos is in there without telling me Jeff Bezos is in there.

Was Al Franken the only cancelled liberal who didn't immediately turn coat for access to another microphone?

Thank you for your service at the Veterans parade, guy-in-a-Master-Chief-costume

Lol the Civil War reenactors in Idaho veterans parade were 70% Confederates we're gonna need some reconstruction

Apparently some asshole in Boise thinks their cyber truck is, and of itself, a parade float

7 year old just visibly crushed a group of Boomers next to us at the Veterans Day parade by loudly (and correctly) observing that Pride is more fun and has better music.

Am I crazy or is the sum total of U.S Government policy at this point "goad someone into shooting at us?"

Launching a free market alternative to Big Government ATC. Departures are always free and we'll use market based mid flight incentives to prioritize landing windows.

Ey, I'm recitin' da Shahada ova here!

sorry, sorry, I accidentally left a regular whistle in the dogwhistle bin

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. This place is a place of honor, something valued is here. What is here was delicious to us. The recipe is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

Excited to start Season 1, Episode 1 of Ridiculousness now that I know the creators got to end the story naturally on its own terms.

I'm convinced that there's an economic indicator in the % of dads in Bandit Heeler costumes.

They're going to try and fuck it.

This entire article is gold.

Please don't put things people said in the newspaper, says person running news network

[Jeff Goldblum voice] infrastructure, uh, finds a way.

Please keep minorities safe and block the government accounts. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Everyone knows you're supposed to half bury them in the crawl space

It's all fun and games until Israeli drones start bombing Mountain Home

Pretty impressive to be able to switch voice mid-sentence. Police are shot, suspects were killed, somehow.

This is a lot of desperate dancing but the funniest thing is these jokers spent the 25 years since 9/11 militarizing the police and now they’re like, yeah they suck at keeping us safe call in the troops

I think about this whenever I see a political sign trading on "Veteran." That set includes some good people, sure, but it also includes the dude who had to be physically menaced into showering weekly.

Same energy www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymow...

The provocations will get increasingly provocative. The immediate goal is to get a Fed shot to justify an escalation.

"Now there isn't a guy" -Chris Colinsworth

My kid's girl scout troop existed for half of the year (just long enough to do cookie sales) then disbanded because the two kids moved away and they assigned all the girls to random troops at random times.

This parrot said the exact same thing my doctor said. What does it mean for the future of medicine?

TWIST: The show was cancelled by executives at MT\/.

Fun fact: 100% of people Raptured yesterday got the first round Moderna vaccination.

It is, frankly, a bit insane how much I will inconvenience myself to not install your app.

That's way too many

Yeah

Shame it only got one season. I'm sure the writers had a coherent plan in mind. Oh well.

Please consider "Jumping at the Woodside" for your lol he dead takes www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpN...

Johnny Cash playing "Johnny Cash but a murderer."

Looking for a GPS watch for my kid and its honestly really funny how fast and far we've gone from a "Oh, Google makes good stuff" to "never in a million fucking years."

Watching Flight of the Navigator with my kid and maybe movies wouldn't cost elventy-billion dollars if we went back to throwing the credits over 12 minutes or dogs catching frisbees.

This Boise State RB looks pretty good

Not being crammed with ads makes preseason football surprisingly pleasant.

Hug your military-aged children, because this tool of empire has come home to the core.

The best of humanity is 20 cars preemptively sorting a zip merge behind a stoplight. The worst of humanity is the one or two dudes who inevitably blow by those 20 people and signal to merge like assholes.

Lead testing.

From my experience of too many years in divorce court, these dudes go in relishing the L they're about to take. Martyrdom is currency. Their wives and children are accessories and losing access to them is a fair trade for being able to give testimony of telling that asshole judge what's what.

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

The best, of course, meaning imported from Mexico.

guys i don’t want to be alarming but im beginning to think that the sitting president of the united states is a serial pedophile and rapist