"Honestly, we thought more of you would adhere to ethics and principals and resign. Your reward for selling out is layoffs."

Delivering a crying black woman is the distilled essence of the modern Republican party.

Time for some escapism.

What is an apartment that has been vacant for more than a year but a public nuisance subject to eminent domain?

Nazi concentration camps didn’t start with gas chambers. They started with “undesirables” in crowded, filthy conditions Initially, to keep the numbers of reported deaths down, they discharged terminally ill prisoners to die elsewhere, off the books I lay odds our Nazis are doing the same thing

"Look, it's either step over the hole that leads directly to the pavement below or pay $50 more to get to Boston."

The Canadian NFL stream I'm watching is so fun. Half the ads are Maple Flag waving "We can do it ourselves eh?" I feel like local broadcast standards are the only keeping us from "Tim Horton's says fuck you yankee pig dogs" The other half are Chase and Sydney Brown.

Every library should do this.

At least Niner fans can look forward to the 3rd->4th quarter break when a lucky fan is invited on to the field to blow out an Achilles.

It's really fucking depressing to read about legitimately interesting and useful public infrastructure they had in the U.S. South that was dismantled rather than letting black people enjoy it. That's public education now.

Keep everyone on their toes.

Most employers appreciate people who put blood, sweat and tears into their work but apparently NOT the Chilie's on Lakeview.

If we had a functioning CFB commercial breaks after two consecutive NFL plays would result in fines.

I dunno there's some good stuff in here.

Perhaps his young daughter that he always brings to events can vouch for him. Wait I've just been handed a note.

I'd be okay retvrning to the tax brackets though

Sure, I want my son not to bleed out, but c'mon Gary you're breaking my balls here.

This is really going to shake up the Meridian mayoral primary.

Channel 2 is talking shit about your turkey.

We've spent the last 24 hours knocking our 7 year old's flu fever down from the mid 100s with a 1/2 punch of acetaminophen and ibuprofen. Can't imagine how fucking scary it would be if some asshole convinced me they were dangerous.

Tell me Jeff Bezos is in there without telling me Jeff Bezos is in there.

Was Al Franken the only cancelled liberal who didn't immediately turn coat for access to another microphone?

Thank you for your service at the Veterans parade, guy-in-a-Master-Chief-costume

Lol the Civil War reenactors in Idaho veterans parade were 70% Confederates we're gonna need some reconstruction

Apparently some asshole in Boise thinks their cyber truck is, and of itself, a parade float

7 year old just visibly crushed a group of Boomers next to us at the Veterans Day parade by loudly (and correctly) observing that Pride is more fun and has better music.

Am I crazy or is the sum total of U.S Government policy at this point "goad someone into shooting at us?"

Launching a free market alternative to Big Government ATC. Departures are always free and we'll use market based mid flight incentives to prioritize landing windows.

Ey, I'm recitin' da Shahada ova here!

sorry, sorry, I accidentally left a regular whistle in the dogwhistle bin

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. This place is a place of honor, something valued is here. What is here was delicious to us. The recipe is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

Excited to start Season 1, Episode 1 of Ridiculousness now that I know the creators got to end the story naturally on its own terms.

I'm convinced that there's an economic indicator in the % of dads in Bandit Heeler costumes.

They're going to try and fuck it.

This entire article is gold.

Please don't put things people said in the newspaper, says person running news network

[Jeff Goldblum voice] infrastructure, uh, finds a way.

Everyone knows you're supposed to half bury them in the crawl space

It's all fun and games until Israeli drones start bombing Mountain Home

Pretty impressive to be able to switch voice mid-sentence. Police are shot, suspects were killed, somehow.

This is a lot of desperate dancing but the funniest thing is these jokers spent the 25 years since 9/11 militarizing the police and now they’re like, yeah they suck at keeping us safe call in the troops

I think about this whenever I see a political sign trading on "Veteran." That set includes some good people, sure, but it also includes the dude who had to be physically menaced into showering weekly.

Same energy www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymow...

The provocations will get increasingly provocative. The immediate goal is to get a Fed shot to justify an escalation.

"Now there isn't a guy" -Chris Colinsworth

My kid's girl scout troop existed for half of the year (just long enough to do cookie sales) then disbanded because the two kids moved away and they assigned all the girls to random troops at random times.

This parrot said the exact same thing my doctor said. What does it mean for the future of medicine?

TWIST: The show was cancelled by executives at MT\/.

Fun fact: 100% of people Raptured yesterday got the first round Moderna vaccination.