Someone got sold a load of horseshit, that's for sure.

Looking forward to everyone learning the wrong lesson and flocking to for-profit, intensive, six-week philosophy boot camps.

there's a scam going around where if you break the law they report you

This photo should be on the eventual Mamdani reelection media.

Haha remember when "unelected czars" was a tyranny unto itself?

It's good to feel needed.

Just learned that Quark was Andrew Fucking Ryan. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyur...

Love living in Idaho where when you report white supremacist graffiti in easy view of cameras there's nothing to be done but when someone correctly labels a Nazi's campaign sign we've got misdemeanors to spare.

Live look into the DoD's Operation Name Department

Do you want Langoliers? Because this is how you get Langoliers.

Man, I hope no reporters heard.

one of these featured a hero striking down ontological evil in the name of love, and the other has a great soundtrack

MONTANA SUPREME COURT: “Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination,” and is subject to strict scrutiny under the Montana Constitution.

Boise JUMP currently has a giant inflatable globe on display but it was clearly derived from a Mercator projection stretched back onto a globe and it breaks my brain.

First AI came for Ben Garrison and I did not speak up because lol. Then AI came for Jon McNaughton and I did not speak up because lmao.

If you recognize which unnamed woman is talking because you're asked for comment and the comment makes it clear which of the woman's rape stories match your memory of events, and you text that specific woman and say "stop telling people I raped you," that is.... sure an admission of something.

The hearing audio on this is very satisfying/funny: isc.idaho.gov/SC/2026/5207...

Heelies should be marketed in a sensible business shoe.

Excited to help make sure this man never wants for a Honey Bun.

I have seen one good example of this plate

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

State press associations hold journalism proms that evening all around the country. Maybe go to one of those instead?

I want more: Iran and Israel shooting at each other keeps gas prices up and famously loyal Trump throws Israel under the bus to try and save the midterms.

I genuinely believe that the excellent journalists who founded and still manage ProPublica will come around to the Union saving them from AI.

"A really huge part of winning is giving your opponent infinite money for what was free a month ago" - Sun Tzu's The Art of Just Kidding Don't Do That

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It rules that even racist cranks can see the moment for what it is while every elected official of the United States is paralyzed by institutional momentum.

Contributing to the horse discourse, this piece reminds me of one of my very favorite short stories, "After I was thrown in the river and before I drowned" by Dave Eggers or alternatively a goddamn fast dog named Steven.

Or...

No, you first have to assemble a loyal army of prostitutes.

As a general policy, I am willing to greet you as a liberator if you destroy these companies.

The funniest thing would be for a chill Native American tribe to adopt a second additional flag.

Not every human piece of shit attends Burning Man, but everyone who attends Burning Man is a human piece of shit.

Brave new frontiers in exonerative headlines: "what if we removed the police entirely from a police shooting?" www.krtv.com/news/montana...

Wall Street Pattern Recognition Challenge:

I met a dude who did this but when I met him he had reclassed to his final form: Franciscan Friar wandering Europe. Good luck collecting on those student loans!

I'm the sad little Boise spur

The only reason the legislature is even pretending to care about this is that the affected vermin come from the richy-rich suburb of Eagle. The rats are there too.

The sincerest form of imitating/flattering the U.S. military is finding the right combination of arrogance and incompetence to lose despite holding a massive structural advantage.

The ADL: "How could Chris Van Hollen do this?"

Oh dear.

Bibi could easily prove he's alive by posting video of himself with today's paper in the lobby of the ICC. Simple as.

Whenever I see some asshole's political sign touting the title "Veteran" like it means something I think about the dude we had to periodically gang tackle and forcibly shower because he wouldn't. I just assume every unit's version of that guy is running for comptroller or whatever.

Time to play the hits while sending thoughts and prayers to any Nazis feeling a little exploded. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCZv...

Someday some country is going to luck into a policy of inviting immigration and cultural integration as a cheat code against the effects of an aging population.

Obviously you just boil the soda bread in carbonated water.