Ball. Game.

A&M, your defense? It's ass.

would you look at that, something good happening to poor little Texas

That's going to be a bastard of an ankle sprain

I… don't think I'd let Seth Jarvis walk down the slot like that if I were the Jets. Or any of 30 other teams. #canes

risk profile of Gunner Stockton Insurance's book just went up a bit

Certainly this has never happened before.

JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.

Flightless birds? NOT ON MY WATCH.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

It was only a failure if you assume they ever had good intentions. If you assume they intended to destroy the federal government from within, they succeeded. We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.

Reporting from Boston papers makes it seem very plausible that Trump's Press Secretary had his paramilitary detain the mother of her nephew, because she was no longer romantically involved with her brother and he wanted her out of the picture.

I like this article very much.

No one: Oscar bait movie posters:

Ferris Bueller's Week Off. A near-retirement Ferris realizes the PTO for his commercial real estate banking job doesn't rollover to the new year and plans a last-minute golfing trip to Scottsdale to hang out with Cameron who is an environmental economics professor at Arizona State. It sucks ass

Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.

Today's discourse:

The lunch vibes are more rancid than you can imagine.

Every new generation of leftists rediscovers the "mystification" narrative, and every new generation is subsequently flabbergasted that it's no more effective a One Weird Trick to Destroy the Right than it was for their (ideological) parents, or their grandparents, or their great-grandparents, or…

4 for 5, but I think the judges can allow a swap of Lego kits for rustic pottery to get back to 100%.

I rate that Andre Blake panic save into a hamstring injury 11 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 out of 10.

I guess we learned not to do it again – but I'm fucked if I know what we did, Charlie Brown.

Broke into the old apartment Forty-two steps from the street Crooked landing, crooked landlord Narrow laneway filled with crooks This is where we used to live

Because the hook brings you back I ain't telling you no lie The hook brings you back On that you can rely

NHLN game? 🖕🖕🖕

Parenting:

MCLAREN CHEATIN PAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL

VT-UVa at 7 on big ESPN. Let's shock the world.

OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO GT

He wakes up in the morning Does his teeth, bite to eat and he's rolling Never changes a thing The week ends, the week begins

uhhhhhh GT wyd

HABEMUS DOODLECARD

Of course Diego Pavia is the career rush/pass TD leader, what's he played, 8 seasons and counting?

A makeup call for the inadvertent whistle would have been cool there.

Hell yeah Pop Watson. 15 yards worth taking. #hokies

Kyron Drones doing Kyron Drones things (derogatory)

For as ass a season as this is, I really appreciate that Philip Montgomery's take on fourth down, clear and consistent, is that God hates cowards. #hokies

Inadvertent whistle? Like, that's something I screwed up refereeing intramural flag football at 19 years old and I didn't get another game. In _THAT_ league.

Would be real, real nice if Carson Beck would recover his propensity to complete some of these passes to the wrong team.

Vintage LOLverpool happening on NBCSN, like both LOLverpool and the channel never left

This Pope guy has some bangers

...nah. Y'all aren't getting me this time.

Mike Norvell what are you doing calling timeouts Do you enjoy the Raleigh fall weather _that much_

Dave, shouldn't you be saving some of this for next week?

Amazing and yet I still Fear

what an incredible sequence of college football we're witnessing

WTF, K'Andre

That puck went in the net, it's a question of whether they think Niederreiter threw Reilly into Bussi.