1-9 from 3 tonight before that and Maxey confidently lets that one fly with zero hesitation. That's the good shit, man.

Maxey is Him

There should probably be consequences for the people who perform an act that is so heinous that the book that tells you if something is illegal uses it as an example that is clearly and unambiguously illegal.

Chris Myers is so mad he's calling Saints Dolphins. Not even trying to hype up this finish.

Penalizing a team bc the sideline celebrates too hard is sooooooooooo lame

Here’s the deal: I love Cameron’s movies. I think Titanic is one of the greatest films ever made. But Cameron himself is a massive narcissist and blind lover of any shiny new technology. He was always gonna be a mark for AI and him being an Elon guy isn’t particularly shocking either

Congratulations once again to drugs for winning the war on drugs

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

Feels like a good amount of restraint all things considered

I feel like I try to keep it clean on here. But do I? @profanity.accountant, break it down for me.

With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

This is essentially Vinay Prasad, who has an MD, declaring his intent to use the government to torture children to dead via preventable disease by knowingly withholding the cure. To call this despicable is an understatement.

Herbstreit should know better than anybody why letting someone try doing two jobs is a bad idea because he used to be a good college football announcer, but yesterday he sleepwalked through Eagles-Bears and today he’s belching out half-baked college football takes

If you're saying Patullo isn't the problem, you're laying this at the feet of your franchise QB. Regardless of whether that's fair, is that really what this organization wants its public position to be?

So the adjustments they ARE making cost them the game

You can say it's the OC's fault and sure it's that too, but the HC gives them nothing. He's not a great game planner, he doesn't call plays, their vibes are rancid, his in-game decision making veers between cowardly and incoherent, they're undisciplined, and everyone seems to hate each other.

There's nothing useful left to say about the team until they fire the HC.

Say it a different way: If they fired Nick, would another serious organization hire him?

accept that you got that Mike McCarthy-like SB victory with Sirianni and move on. Do not anchor yourself to a guy who cannot make coaching hires

Recognize that the guy at head coach is a moron, always has been, and he rode the coattails of talent in a perfect situation last season. Answer the question: “what exactly is it that you do here?” Which everyone knows is nothing but being a loud, arrogant idiot.

No urgency here at all. They have no intention of playing to win this game.

I need players to go scorched earth today. Or coaches. Anyone. Embarrassing bullshit

Objectively, with this roster, what has happened is fireable

To me, the "first year in the system" stuff is wildly overplayed with Patullo too. He's been the PGC since Sirianni came on staff. Stout runs the run game stuff. He's just bad! There's nothing more to learn!

3-0 Flyers

Al Michaels doesn't even watch the games anymore. It's so bad.

Love to treat Philadelphians like some kind of sociological freaks at the zoo for booing as if it's better ... not to care?

AJ Brown was 100% right about everything, and the media tried to make it a diva situation.

As a reminder, the Bears are starting their LB4 and LB6. I see no plan from the Eagles to try attack those guys.

Once again the film is very unkind to Hurts

Eat a dick, Al Michaels

There's 7 total plays in the Eagles offensive playbook and 3 of them are get out of Saquons way

You can't keep Patullo OR Sirianni after this year. You just can't.

Sydney Brown can't play

They've quit and someone has to answer for it

Ben Johnson stuffing Nick Sirianni in a locker

Embarrassing lack of give a shit from the Eagles. Low character half so far.

Does this offense do anything well?

They've been cooked for weeks. Fangio's just hiding it better than Sean Desai did.

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

tom brady looks like a 1988 philly mafia captain leaving a courthouse where he’s on trial for rico charges and a reporter shoved a mic in his face for comment

Abraham Lincoln, 1855. www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...

Democracy Dies in Darkness

Regression to the mean is a real bitch, isn't it, Kansas City?

Nuzzi will be hosting 60 MINUTES within 18 months I think bsky.app/profile/lamp...

I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.

yep. also really can't overstate how much nuzzi is very much the product of an environment that rewards amoral ambition and frowns on people who sincerely believe anything

I think plenty of it speaks to the state of the media, but an obvious one is that Vox and Vanity Fair barely investigated her and that she managed to commit an unforgivable journalistic crime before getting a book deal and walking into another prestige job, while plenty of others are being laid off