huh. hmm. wonder how that works here. having an mmj license and a gun license is currently not allowed

gdi the cheap coffee i got is from barstool can't even buy cheap coffee without feeling like a nazi BRING BACK NO FRILLS BRAND

andrew painter go to bed bitch

what's with marsh just moving all around the lineup

the kid is going to swim practice and then working an 8 hour shift welcome to every day until you die, kid

amazing. that's simply so sixer

watching this post fight the dorks on bluesky like

<laughing> watching this episode of watch what happens live is the gayest thing I’ve ever done <thinking> wait is it

anyone go to the Philly fan fest? any good? haven’t seen any posts about it so I am skeptical

i shot at queen latifah

blocking the weirdo who’s trying to make cheetos in a big glass. that’s not how cooking works, idiot!

common kenny loggins W

rooting for New Zealand only because of flight of the conchords

what’s the odds impact of us being in a war with Iran on this match tonight

kempner does not have the chest hair to pull off that much lack of buttons

Tired: pivot to video Wired: pivot to porch beers

heard west wilson has been fired from summer house. if he’d like to come on the loctastic podcast, he is welcome there’s no actual recording, we just sit on my porch and get hammered invite open though

all of the last season of how i met your mother. game of thrones ass ending

once again i am vindicated

dwight schrute the most obvious maga guy ever

maybe the flyer fans who still pine for him in between eating big gobs of paste will shut the fuck up now

Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center

every soccer flop looks like this

confused ecuadorians vehemently denying water during the break. “WTF is wooder”

It's time for the Arctic Splash Iced Tea Hydration Break

whose gonna pay for it???

are you fucking kidding me?

crazy Knicks won. they didn’t ever even try to lose for three years and make shitty trades for a decade

eagles superbowl better

aaron nola go to bed bitch

elon musk might have a trillion dollars but i have eleven ice cold high life bottles in a cooler filled with ice

it me, i am internet

Just realized I have a ticket for Robyn Hitchcock at Ardmore Music Hall for TONIGHT that I can’t use. Free to a good home, just let me know!

<master and commander voice> Bathrooms are now beauty and wellness consultants

instagram really locking in on my algo

can’t drink until 9pm. pray for me

the kid wants to watch the soccer at a bar. oh no twist my arm ok

maybe the flyer fans who still pine for him in between eating big gobs of paste will shut the fuck up now

they have to send out this flyer to notify everyone they are new to the neighborhood

just remembered the dilbert guy is dead 😂

great. let’s burn the almond farms to the ground too

can’t blame taylor for going to the Knicks game. her hometown city has no professional basketball team

why am I getting all this porn ah a long time mutual got hacked

group chats? no thank

wait did he-man come out during pride month on purpose

is that why she wanted us to pokemon go to the polls

knicks won? fuck

some personal news…….

smart of the nba to plan around summer house reunion finale classical stupid nhl to run straight on to that brick wall