put him in the cart, he's dead

men will make generals travel from around the world to listen to a speech about the "warrior ethos" than go to therapy

on this weekend of all weekends

same guy?

OUR DRAFT PICKS DONT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS

is Pete Eggsdeath shep or gil

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“mikie” is such a d-tier name

check this pitchers draftkings lol

well that was fun of the marlins to let me pitch this inning, but I gotta say, I’m done. I’d like to go home now

when the only wine in the house is dry rose but it’s baked ziti night

am i the only one who successfully uses AI? i don’t entirely get people who say it’s just all bullshit i get the point that there is an unsustainable bubble forming, but to say it’s all crap, idk

if dipshit mcgee was not PRESIDENT — he’s not wrong. he is funnier than jimmy kimmel

wake me up in march. Thanks

"Little Hercules. That's what they called him, Little Hercules. Strongest baby who ever lived. Lifted up a police car once. Not over his head, from the side, picked it up from the side. Do we think he took Tylenol? I don't think so. Maybe a few, maybe he took a few, I don't know. Very strong baby."

RFK Jr: please read this and get back to me

i have been against ASSEATAMETOPHEN for a while now

ok i give up. who or what is jimmy kimmel

the kid was doing the "real ball knowers" bit again yesterday don't know how i feel about that

i did not know jordan davis could run like that?

hey hey hi hey hi eagles won 3-0

an eagles OC when everyone is yelling to throw the ball

I got a rock

you don’t get booed for that kind of result, you get booed for that run call on second down

patullo no longer invited to chicken parm night

tank bigsby - F tier name, F tier game

can somebody at the linc let Patullo know who AJ brown is

mood board

Mike pereira can eat shit

"and it is very unfair, this play. Is it even a play? I don't know, no one really knows. But this play, they call it a [squints, enunciates] Tush Push. Very nasty. They line up, are they onsides? I don't know, then they push with their very big strong guys and it's not very nice"

send mat stafford back to his half cold ass bed

who are you all wearing? og trotter here

i think i met bernie parent once. he’s white, right

what is she WEARING

you think caitlin Clark smokes camels or marlboro reds?

ready for some football

go birds

disney willNEVER get my money EVER AGAIN unless they show GONK the people clamor for GONK GONK

i have met too many kind celebrities to count -- no big deal to me though

do maha people smoke joints instead of vaping

baby’s first viewing of the homelander airplane scene

in fifteen years, some smackdick on the internet is gonna yell at me about how awesome aaron nola was. that smackdick may not even be born yet i will say now - fuck you, smackdick. even if you’re a zygote now. Fuck you

this place has the juice

when the kid uses internet-speak that he thinks I don’t know

i think i've been to that cookout

I have a ticket for Adam Sandler at Xfinity (WFC) & also have Covid. If you would love to go and sit next to a nice friend of mine, hit me up. Doors at 6:30, show at 7:30. $55 for second level row 2. I can transfer & do PayPal or Apple Pay or others. I paid $85 and just want to get SOMETHING back 🥹

did you hear this, did you read about this