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i am tall and often have a beard
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Brian Grubb
about 3 hours ago
PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED 2025 — “the other day” 2024 — “a few months ago” 2021-2023 — “last year” 2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?” 2016-2019 — “a couple years ago” 2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago” 2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”
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can’t wait to watch the WBC on VERSUS
about 6 hours ago
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team italy jersey would go pretty hard this memorial day 🤔🤔🤔
about 8 hours ago
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🇮🇹📈📈📈📈
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about 8 hours ago
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common Wharton L
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about 9 hours ago
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y’all neglected to tell me Sal Fasano is the team italy bullpen coach how do you expect me to root for the USA with these circumstances
about 19 hours ago
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roman anthony sounds like stolen italian valor
about 19 hours ago
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italy is a bad team to be throwing meatballs to
about 20 hours ago
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these guys gotta be so conflicted
loading . . .
about 19 hours ago
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italy is a bad team to be throwing meatballs to
about 20 hours ago
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Elizabeth
about 20 hours ago
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TOM BRADY BEREFT IN THE BOARDROOM
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about 21 hours ago
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the seventy SUXERS
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about 22 hours ago
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about 23 hours ago
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been preparing my own beans lately yep. this mf talking about beans
1 day ago
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my mom was not particularly religious but got asked not to come back after my parents got divorced sure, that’s helpful. tell someone to fuck off when they’re not doing great
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1 day ago
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is it stealing valor to have the crossing guard help you cross when you are NOT A child
1 day ago
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i can’t get too worked up about the roster until training camp. and then maybe the trade deadline who gives a shit. they’re gone and they’re not coming back some new assholes will show up in a few months and either play well. Or suck!
2 days ago
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he was always a little too excited to be a white
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2 days ago
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don’t like losing nakobe. time to fire howie???
2 days ago
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trump didn’t say that, he said the guy in the navy said that, but he didn’t argue it would be nice if this guy took anything seriously
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2 days ago
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mama bluesky nooooooooo
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2 days ago
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who was even meant to be gay in this also why even say that out loud. you’re just rage bai—- oh
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2 days ago
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we are at the point where it is too hot in my office. no
2 days ago
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didn’t this dude shake out to us because he gets hurt a lot sure that’ll work for the panthers. they’re always so good at making these decisions
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2 days ago
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took 6 years but i finally jailbroke the peloton maybe now it’ll stop being a coat rack
2 days ago
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Delco Bone Man
2 days ago
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they in white house chatrooms talking FEET
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2 days ago
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we are all the way back
3 days ago
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guys, it’s too late. if you haven’t planted your surfsides yet, it’s too late for this crop
3 days ago
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you know it’s time. time to drink one beer and call nine eleven
3 days ago
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Steph G.
3 days ago
When it’s false spring and you open the windows for the first time in four months.
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me explaining why I’m irrationally mad in April 2008
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4 days ago
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some asshole made a joke i couldn’t fit 4 people in my FORD CMAX almost made a joke that it was bigger on the inside the chances of a guy who makes a “big car” joke getting a doctor who joke is really high and I didn’t see it on polymarket so I AM OUT
4 days ago
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going to total wine who needs what
4 days ago
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émile zoloft 🪖🦅🇵🇸
5 days ago
pete hegseth thinking he's the pinnacle of masculinity like bro you're literally a secretary
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GitHub, respectfully — get your shit together
6 days ago
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corey lewangofuckyourself
6 days ago
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let’s all take a minute to remember all the good she did while she was in charge Anyone want to start
6 days ago
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so does she get to fix her face back to what it was
6 days ago
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liz ten eleven
6 days ago
the post going around about claude having outdated info about targets in iran was itself a question posed to claude, which has no inferiority or knowledge of the program state used when drawing up targets. please stop asking the AI about what it did, it literally doesn’t know
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can’t wait to use this fun fact in our upcoming AI workshop!
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6 days ago
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Brandon Friedman
7 days ago
A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime
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why is a senator getting his hands dirty. why are they all so trashy
7 days ago
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you think the Jeremy piven event at the Adelphi will still happen? you know, because of the war?
7 days ago
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maybe ill get into gorrilaz. why not. who’s to say no
7 days ago
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dock worker / bartender (multi class) degenerate gambler (he may have had a career but fuck if I know it)
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7 days ago
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okay. Alright look do I have to watch the tv show to get caught up because I tried and for some reason jack black was doing some kind of claptrap and I checked out
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7 days ago
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Actually…
7 days ago
Lou Holtz Fuck-a-Fan Contest cancelled
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Garrett Schlubs
7 days ago
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