i accidentally made a threads account that place has to be 90% bots. i do not believe anyone there is a real person

doris the thinkasaurus is probably a grandma now

oh i know this one because this was me last night Apple back pain

been watching summer house the sixers cannot be serious

isn’t this dombrowskis thing. add some pieces, kill the farm, have a window for a few years, then burn it to the ground it’s fine we had our chance now give us dollar dog night and half off surfsides and we’re good

harper is never going back to the OF is he

yes. hell yes

i like the move but this pic just don’t look right

everyone’s mad but if he grew back the mustache y’all would be overwhelmed with emotion

when can I get a mattingly jersey already geez

oh. well good

mad at the Phillies? here’s a tip don’t go don’t watch fuck em

what does “to slime out” mean the teens are saying this

i can spell everything very well actually

so sore. by the time i am 50 i am going to just be unable to move at all 🤟

sixers took christian welp instead of reggie miller, who i have never heard of. and he’s dead

i am so done seeing Embiid take threes. I don’t care if hits a few

team was better without Embiid how was the plan “just let Joel play like usual”?

every sixers game I’ve tried to watch it’s been shameful

haha. hahahahah. hahahaha. Son of a bit h

is this the first time they’ve all started together

the appendix game????

haveing a NA beer i think they call them that because it’s like, “hey man you want a NA beer?” na

nothing more relatable than an assassination attempt being foiled and a room full of people like “so………. we’re still drinking, right”

been seeing the videos going around of phish at the sphere they look like absolute dogshit. windows xp screensaver ass videos i do not get the sphere at all

topper gets paid either way if he’s fired

room full of reporters and nobody knows what the fuck happened entire administration based on lying Yeah I can’t figure this one out

sure, have A Thing happen when my right wing neighbor is over. sure. that’s great

ITS TIME FOR BEER

@flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social Is it time for a beer ?

a QB from North Dakota?????????????????????????????????? Again???????????!?????????

cnn somehow put smerconish on, who put fetterman on. fuck these guys

are we even still fucking with Iran. I cannot tell

game STANK more like ZAXXXOFFFFFF

i am not sure i will even set up the second tv tonight

Drinking the blood of Jesus Drinking it right from his veins Learning to swim in the ocean Learning to prowl in His name 69 69 69 69

wheeler is back but wasn’t he throwing low 90s i am not confident. Inconfident? subconfident??

(very high voice) You ran it back with a slightly less white lineup but that’s not working either. What about (very deep voice) all Asian, maybe all Japanese. (very high voice) You know what they say: If you go all Asian, (very deep voice) pennants you’ll be a-raisin’. Oh that’s wonderful.

celtics fans clearly heard and the embarrassment continuuuuuuuuuuues

“give me that player of yours. no not that one. not that one. to the left. Yeah. That one”

is there ever a wide receiver who is so good but so crazy and then teams are like…. nah TO bounced around but he played a long time. antonio brown too

absolutely positively one hundred and thousand percent could not be me

have you ever hugged an italian

guess I’m not watching anything!

that they will be boring

did we ever get a straight answer why aj brown wants to bounce? besides him being a WR and they are all crazy