PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED 2025 — “the other day” 2024 — “a few months ago” 2021-2023 — “last year” 2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?” 2016-2019 — “a couple years ago” 2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago” 2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”

can’t wait to watch the WBC on VERSUS

team italy jersey would go pretty hard this memorial day 🤔🤔🤔

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common Wharton L

y’all neglected to tell me Sal Fasano is the team italy bullpen coach how do you expect me to root for the USA with these circumstances

roman anthony sounds like stolen italian valor

italy is a bad team to be throwing meatballs to

these guys gotta be so conflicted

italy is a bad team to be throwing meatballs to

TOM BRADY BEREFT IN THE BOARDROOM

the seventy SUXERS

been preparing my own beans lately yep. this mf talking about beans

my mom was not particularly religious but got asked not to come back after my parents got divorced sure, that’s helpful. tell someone to fuck off when they’re not doing great

is it stealing valor to have the crossing guard help you cross when you are NOT A child

i can’t get too worked up about the roster until training camp. and then maybe the trade deadline who gives a shit. they’re gone and they’re not coming back some new assholes will show up in a few months and either play well. Or suck!

he was always a little too excited to be a white

don’t like losing nakobe. time to fire howie???

trump didn’t say that, he said the guy in the navy said that, but he didn’t argue it would be nice if this guy took anything seriously

mama bluesky nooooooooo

who was even meant to be gay in this also why even say that out loud. you’re just rage bai—- oh

we are at the point where it is too hot in my office. no

didn’t this dude shake out to us because he gets hurt a lot sure that’ll work for the panthers. they’re always so good at making these decisions

took 6 years but i finally jailbroke the peloton maybe now it’ll stop being a coat rack

they in white house chatrooms talking FEET

we are all the way back

guys, it’s too late. if you haven’t planted your surfsides yet, it’s too late for this crop

you know it’s time. time to drink one beer and call nine eleven

When it’s false spring and you open the windows for the first time in four months.

me explaining why I’m irrationally mad in April 2008

some asshole made a joke i couldn’t fit 4 people in my FORD CMAX almost made a joke that it was bigger on the inside the chances of a guy who makes a “big car” joke getting a doctor who joke is really high and I didn’t see it on polymarket so I AM OUT

going to total wine who needs what

pete hegseth thinking he's the pinnacle of masculinity like bro you're literally a secretary

GitHub, respectfully — get your shit together

corey lewangofuckyourself

let’s all take a minute to remember all the good she did while she was in charge Anyone want to start

so does she get to fix her face back to what it was

the post going around about claude having outdated info about targets in iran was itself a question posed to claude, which has no inferiority or knowledge of the program state used when drawing up targets. please stop asking the AI about what it did, it literally doesn’t know

can’t wait to use this fun fact in our upcoming AI workshop!

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

why is a senator getting his hands dirty. why are they all so trashy

you think the Jeremy piven event at the Adelphi will still happen? you know, because of the war?

maybe ill get into gorrilaz. why not. who’s to say no

dock worker / bartender (multi class) degenerate gambler (he may have had a career but fuck if I know it)

okay. Alright look do I have to watch the tv show to get caught up because I tried and for some reason jack black was doing some kind of claptrap and I checked out

Lou Holtz Fuck-a-Fan Contest cancelled

Garrett Schlubs