New episode tonight on Paramount+

running with wet socks is the worrrrrrrrrst

scans the field well. Lack of experience but takes coaching well. Fierce when backed into a corner

my suggestion? pull stroud and replace him with dr mel king from the acclaimed HBO series, The Pitt

stroud might want to get himself a sandwich and a beer at the half. just get his mind right

how may turnovers does stroud have this playoffs?

AIKMAN: yeah you know there's a lot you can do, Joe, when you have 27 red onions and a pair of corduroys BUCK: Thanks to Grammy Award winner Pitbull for joining us in the booth this evening

wasn’t that the same pass play three times in a row lol

punters looking good punt game

stroud and maye having a mid off

quick reminder that yuengling is trump beer

how are the roads - supposed to drive the kid somewhere at 6 and it seems like a bad idea

texans / pats screams under, right???

lmao. lol. lmafo even

i am not a white supremicist. some of you white bitches are very dumb!

horseshit PI

why didn’t they challenge it

i thought cooks caught it and was down

brandin cooks a big ass bitch Jesus

dads love this move

meanwhile the eagles think playaction is a trick play

josh baby

Josh allen please grow the fuck up and get there

man cmon I do not want to bet on the 9ers ugh

why does Josh Allen not want my kids to go to college

if I show my wife this, we will have a dog by Monday

DOJ heard he drove a taxi without proper licensing and they had enough

I gotcha.

looks better than mara-lag-o FACE!!!

oh. bo bitchmet. that’s good too is someone writing these down

38 year old JT Realmuto, powered by god’s light and arthritis. Great

feel like this would backfire for Phillies hats

everyone hates AI but nobody wants to make a picture of bo bichette looking like smurfette. so what am I supposed to do here

the 2026 Phillies: it’s nice weather, come to the park - why not!

quick reminder - you don’t have to take baseball seriously until August. or ever really

bo bichette. related to smurfette, right? Good luck with that !!!

bo bitchette

get Jason Statham’s agent on the line right now

might go to the nail tonight i am almost 50. i better get on it

El Chupacabra will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

somebody give trump the Nobel pizza prize and be done with it not like he can read

howie taking being out ROUGH

i hope Obama is having fun making a playlist or whatever the fuck

this take will get me banned from blue sky but here it is I would pay double if waymo had an AI powered trans am option to get a ride in i mean my name is Michael and i can already talk through my watch. lets complete the scene

paul blart, ice cop

new york times headlines: - how to zhuzh up canned tuna - elios pizza, the ORIGINAL artisanal flatbread - how to prepare mice, squirrel, and racoons - we're going to war with greenland for some fucking reason - milk

Welp guess it’s our turn to be in the barrel