Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

Mina and Pablo tried smelling salts on PTFO and I'm a little concerned about the gas station product with the ripoff monster energy logo they tried but this is must see TV (since @pablo.show hasn't posted it yet)

Does it matter if you manage to actually have 11 guys out there on the PAT block unit down by 16 with 9:41 left? Maybe. Is it yet another sign of general lack of preparedness that you DON'T have 11 guys out there? Definitely. #Eagles

White House staff should just make and show him an AI-generated video where he wins, fly him to Duluth and tell him it’s Oslo, and dare the New York Times to say anything more than “Experts disagree about whether Mr Trump was awarded the Nobel Prize”.

In the second half of the last three games, the Eagles offense has had 19 possessions. They have gone three-and-out on a league-high 58% of them. 13 punts 2 turnovers 2 TDs 2 end of game Lack of adjustments vs. opposing staffs have been a disaster.

Stupid fucking turf

Okay this is a good headline

@lateroundqb.bsky.social when I saw in Scott's newsletter that you had this week's high score, I instantly thought of you calling it in last week's show

PPR redraft, which side? Tonges and McLaurin Rachaad White

NEW: A MAGA X account often shared by Senator Mike Lee and House Republicans like Nancy Mace--that often alleges Democrats encourage voting fraud-- is run by a man who not only has never stepped foot in the US, he also illegally donated to an American campaign. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff. Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL. Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.

candy

For the record, ALL leagues (or at least about half of them) should run waivers early Thursday morning.

Finished waivers for this week (6 leagues)

I found an imgur gallery of Ed "Guns" Hochuli memes about logical fallacies in my bookmarks so here ya go imgur.com/a/logical-fa...

Art is human honey. Something we are compelled to make. theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_ar...

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

The America First movement was tired of seeing American troops deployed in foreign countries. We want them deployed in America First. by Stephen Miller

Whether it's Republicans flagrantly abusing Articles One and Two of the Constitution or Democrats being bad at messaging, both parties are pushing America to the brink.

I was gonna suggest any player that fumbles out the end zone should be automatically cut by their team, but then I realized players would use that to get off dead end franchises

It's fun having a dynasty team with Puka and JSN on it

They all just watched Primer for the first time and had to debate/explain what the hell actually happened in that movie

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. trib.al/9Sxu9IN

(he didn't say no)

Folks, we have reached The Switching Hour

one of my favorite things about Discworld is that you can often see the joke coming from a mile away and when it lands it still cracks you up it’s all in the execution, and Terry was a craftsman

Frustration begins with an f. You know what else begins with an f? Four wins

Been getting a lot of mileage out of this since not too many people remember it.

Shoutout to librarians, for real theconversation.com/commuters-ha...

Are the rams using the eagles game plan from when they faced each other? The blocked kick for a TD is gonna be 🔥

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Tyler "don't call me Taysom" Warren

Advanced team stats ahead of Broncos - #Eagles.

If there’s one thing that definitely works it’s mandating culture from the top down. And if you don’t believe that, well, I’m ordering you to

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Tired: getting mosquito bites on my leg wearing shorts Wired: wearing pants but also flip flops and getting bitten on my toe

*reading a work email* this could have not been an email

"You think apeness is your ally. But you merely adopted the ape." - Bane Goodall

“The message is that it’s cool to be dumb, and I think that’s incredibly dangerous.”

2/2 start this morning! (Got face wash in *both* eyes)

“generals gathered in their masses to listen to gigantic asses“ headline is sitting right there, which outlet is going to step up

*see I have two packers on bye, scroll down to see what options are on the bench* ...

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

The thing about American History is there's always another massacre to learn about en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_...

Not even going to pretend I know what I'm doing in Super League, but apparently I'm doing it well.

Home league chat relishing my loss this week, so I put it in perspective for them:

I want whoever scores the TD to be required to kick the PAT. Who wouldn't want to see 380 pound Daniel Faalele fall on a fumble and then have a quick panic attack while going over things with the ball holder.

If your kicker is under 15 it should be worth 10 points Under 5? Automatic win

Random idea while watching Nick Folk: If your kicker is over 40 years old, field goals should be worth 4 points Over 45? 5 points Over 50? 8 points