Ever think about how neat it is to have favorite character actors? I think mine is Brad Dourif

Fuck Kash Patel obviously but this is the first time anyone in this administration has acted like a normal person in public

Thinking of making a terrible mistake (reinstalling EVE Online)

Ps suck my dick balls and ass Josh Harris

That reminds me, Josh Harris sell the team bitch

A crackpot idea of mine is we should reintroduce wild elephants to North America

Gringo tacos are to authentic Mexican what grandma Italian is to boot Italian. If you’re looking for subtlety and sophistication and a chance at the best meal of your life, you obviously go for authentic Mexican, but don’t sleep on how fuckin good ground beef and bag cheese in a hard shell can be

It occurs to me that while we’re talking about the things the good guys are getting in the national divorce (sports, sex, beer) we’re also getting “a positive vision of the future”, if we want it

My wise uncle once said, “show me a man who doesn’t eat pussy and I’ll show you a man who’s wife I can fuck.”

Tier list of the enterprise crew handling strong edibles (ordered within tiers): Wants more edibles tier: Guinan, Riker, Data, Picard, Dr. Crusher, Pulaski Gets anxious and spaced out tier: Ro, O’Brien, Tasha, Wesley, Geordi Trip to medical for panic attack tier: Troi, Barclay, Worf

“As an android, my positronic brain is not affected by the psychoactive chemicals in ‘marijuana’. However, I have written a new subroutine for my personality matrix that will *simulate* the effects of tetrahydrocannabinol temporarily, so that I may participate in your ‘dream blunt rotation’”

Woke 2 had better come with Nuremberg 2

The fact that this Cybertruck I’ve seen around the neighborhood the last year and a half hasn’t been vandalized yet is proof West Willy is all talk

Oops! All rapists administration

Many such cases

We have reached the point in history where a guy beloved for voicing a sarcastic robot puppet on public access TV is on the verge of calling for revolution. Weird Al is covering Rage Against the Machine. The We Rate Dogs guy is sounding the alarm on AI surveillance

I know the royal family is supposed to be good for tourism, so my suggestion is that we put the former Prince Andrew in the Tower of London as a living reminder of what happens if you forget you didn't actually get special permission from god.

This is a New Atheist critique of religiosity; religion is *inherently* reactionary and destructive because it’s irrational even if individual practitioners are morally good. Which might hit a little better if the leading lights of New Atheism didn’t all turn into reactionaries themselves!

I’d say Elon did that for you, not some rando on Bluesky

The more I think about the DC press slagging AOC for a lack of FP depth while Donald Trump is President, twice, is making me angry enough to explode. The fuck is wrong with the journalists that they're like this

My first and only time skiing, after my fifth or sixth fall on the bunny slope, a group of nine year olds skied past me and at that point I kicked my own skis off and walked down the hill to get drunk in the lodge

there is an extremely simple answer to the "abandon trans rights" folks and it is "no" and also "fuck you"

Castle Bravo’s definitive ranking of all* Star Trek series: 1. TNG 2. DS9 3. TOS 4. VOY 5. LD 6. ENT 7. SNW 8. DIS . . . . 998. Getting assimilated by the Borg 999. PIC *cancelled Paramount+, never seen Prodigy or Academy

Finally, an answer to all those “what are we going to do with all the ICE agents if we dissolve the agency?” posts

Lisa Ann Walter run me over with a school bus/Ava Coleman put it in reverse and back it over me a second time

MAGA paddies and MAGA paisans are going to find out the hard way that their membership in the club was always provisional and set to expire the moment they weren’t needed anymore, unless the good guys crush MAGA, in which case they’ll be ungrateful for the rest of their lives

Guys this is just Klan shit. “Real Americans” are Protestants and descended from English and Ulster Scots settlers; that’s the entire thesis statement of the Klan

🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 checkout with the clerk 🎶 that's how hotels work 🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel 🎶 we won't keep you here 🎶 that's a crazy fear

Had a dream I was a ship captain and it was very stressful. It was a lot of responsibility!

🎶 Cause you had a bad day You’re cute but you’re dumb Can’t open the treats No opposable thumbs 🎶

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

It is so hot when Dr. McKay flips up her cuff to show off her ankle monitor

Do you want to win an argument on the internet, or a revolution?

Went on a date last night and the restaurant sat us at a table right next to where a man was singing Toni Braxton karaoke covers for the entire time we were there

The native accent of my people. Fuck ICE, go birds

Jealous of New Yorkers rn not because @mayor.nyc.gov is a socialist but because he actually gets shit done

By every possible measure Republicans nominating Donald Trump in 2016 should have been a disastrous self-own and yet here we are

Enough

I appreciate the effort but you’re not going to burn down an empty warehouse with a couple bottles of lighter fluid. If you’re going to catch a felony arson conviction make it count

I need new glasses soon and I think I’m going to have to avoid Ray-Bans just so I don’t get mistakenly punched in the face

Hey guess who has a birthday coming up

Bad Bunny at 31 vs Charlie Kirk at 31

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

If you’re actually committed to justice for the Palestinian people, indulging in antisemitism is doing the enemy’s work

Exceptionally bold for a Republican to rant and rave about people who protect child rapists

Always Be Posting

Age verification? I still remember the cheat codes for Doom on MSDOS

Probably all of Smash by the Offspring at ear-splitting volume but the real soundtrack in West Philly will be a sudden rising chorus of car horns, joyful shouts, and fireworks