This is a smart thing to demand in a sport where an unruly arena crowd can prevent the match from starting at all

go birds

ok one more post: at a certain point you have to admit to yourself that "death cult" is a more parsimonious explanation for what these people do than anything else

Life update: i'm not putting this app back on my phone. I'm writing a story about a noir detective who investigates industrial accidents. I haven't smoked (cigarettes, lol) in 214 days. All of my political opinions would get me in trouble with the secret service. go Phils. ok bye for now

not coming back to this website yet (I browsed it for 10 minutes and immediately started taking psychic damage) but it's now day 126. i was at two separate parties this weekend and I still held out

All right I need a break from this app. It was all fun and games while we were go birds posting but now it’s just a firehose of bad news direct to my brain and it’s poisoning my mood. Assuming I stick to it, and society hasn’t collapsed by then, I’ll see you all on Opening Day

I can’t remember any weird traditions but one time at a basketball pep rally a guy I hated tried to show off by dunking and instead he bricked it off the front of the rim and fell on his ass in front of the whole school

There’s a long list of people who are lucky Hell isn’t real but Andrew Wakefield isn’t far from the top

Well, that ought to just about wrap it up for me and Instagram

<starts searching eBay for a telnet terminal>

A firm belief of mine is that you could run a pretty creditable Red Terror just by enforcing insider trading laws

If Trump fires Musk I think this stock instantly craters

Trump took egg (this is from last month and it’s only gotten worse) @mtsw.bsky.social

Good tackling is back on the menu boys. Or else.

Lazy DCs want the league to do their jobs for them

Realizing just now this instant that the post-election influx of blockheads who don’t know what jokes are is this website’s version of the September That Never Ended

I would settle for exile for Trump (probably followed by a swift decline in a gold plated nursing home) but Musk and, oh, let’s say the next three layers of DOGE management need to go to prison

1992 never ended in these people’s brains, I swear to fuckin God. Sure yeah Donald Trump just swept every swing state twice in 12 years against moderate Democrats but yeah sure what the American swing voter really craves is some tax credits and Diet Racism

Ben is a good dude and you should sign this

Fuck it I just bought (another) Western Electric 500 too. Let’s just fill my entire house with Cold War electronics

There’s a big AI cheerleader in my company with the ear of someone very senior and I’m spending a non-zero amount of my work brain time anticipating ways to keep them away from my own work flow. That’s what’s neat about AI; it wastes your time even if you don’t use it personally

The thing is, if they’d resigned Barkley that maybe turns them from a three win team into a six win team. Maybe there was a way to get more in return for him, but letting Saquon go probably made sense. Where they really shot their dicks off was committing $40m a year to Daniel Jones

In 2021, artist Joshua Tabti created the map of the Malay Archipelago inspired by Tolkien's style of map drawing. It took 40 - 60 hours to complete by hand (love the mini komodo dragon). #TolkienTrewsday #TolkienTuesday #Tolkien #artist

I’m Legoing again

I knew Challengers was horny but I didn’t know it was Horny

🎵 I heard there was an orange cat/ his brain was small/ his butt was fat 🎵

Since Dallas’s last appearance in a conference championship, every single other member of the NFC East at the time, including the Cardinals, has at least once NFCCG appearance and all but Washington have been to at least one Super Bowl. Their current division rivals have appeared in 7 SBs and won 4

Hey wait washington actually tried this

Guy who watched the 2023 Eagles, watching the 2024 Chiefs: Getting a lot of '2023 Eagles' vibes from this...

Presidenta Sheinbaum, mi país anhela libertad

On a dumb impulse I spent $175 on a Nixie tube clock and now I’m using “Nixie clock” as a unit of money. “A new car will cost us 143 Nixie clocks” “That restaurant isn’t too expensive, we got out of there for half a Nixie clock” “Better enjoy that egg sandwich, that cost 1/5 of a Nixie clock”

I’m in the Bronze Age collapse. I’m in the fall of the Roman Republic. I’m in the combination Bronze Age collapse and fall of the Roman Republic

Have to temporarily commute from the suburbs to work by car and it’s made it really obvious why this country has gone completely insane

For no particular reason reading about past royal favorites like Piers Gaveston and the Duke of Buckingham and really savoring the parts when the rest of the aristocracy/the general public has finally had enough and deals with them

Post a female character you love

My brother in law got me a framed copy of this one for Christmas one year and I’ve never been so comprehensively owned

Really beyond my understanding why anyone would cape for Dem leadership if they weren’t being paid to do it. Losers who had to be dragged kicking and screaming into doing the little bit opposition they’ve actually tried; real inspirational, definitely the kind of thing I’d spend free time defending

It’s cool how the two types of elite legal scholars in this country are A) fascists or B) fartsniffing Ivy Leaguers running cover for them

“this will fix me” and it’s just smoking two large joints while i watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

"They said I was a diva. They said all I care about was stats. You gonna get all those things wrong about me, but one thing you're gonna get right... I'm a f*cking champion!" - A.J. Brown

She simply could have gotten up there and said E-L-G-S-E-S and not gotten booed

"Nothing is possible when we work together" -Mayor Cherelle Parker

Cherelle is really overstaying her welcome here

Found Nick Sirianni’s house

Uncommon jerseys spotted: Westbrook blue and yellow throwback Kenny Pickett Bootleg Vince Papale Kevin Kolb Kelly green

They’re doing call and response Eagles chants across both sides of Broad at Morris St go birds

“Cleaning the Litter Box Song” (sung to the tune of “Baby Shark”): 🎶 stinky poops do do do do do do stinky poops do do do do do stinky poops do do do do do stinky poops 🎶

Tesla would have made more money than God if they’d just released a 1998 Ford Ranger with an electric powertrain