scrolled for like ten minutes on a hot guys account before i noticed it was AI

its dawning on me that i'm going to be finally be able to really enjoy living in this city. i'm gonna eat so many sandwiches

i'm trying to decide to how to celebrate my first paycheck and it might be hitting up the bra store and getting my nails done. i will also get dart a new cat tree

too many country songs about loving the USA. not enough country songs about how we fired our guns, and the british kepta comin. there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago, we fired once more and they began a'runnin, on down the mississipi to the gulf of mexico

oh is there a sportsball on? can i come over and watch it? i'm sorry i said it like that, the aphasia's been rough to get over since the accident. what a beautiful day to enjoy community. if the patriots win i hope the dark knight rises happens to the stadium

transition is for your entire life. you will trust the process every day because if you doubt, you will start staring at yourself every day looking for something wrong. the real trick is ignoring that instinct until you walk by a mirror and see a few years of injections cheeked you up proper

every day on this earth i have to stop myself from typing out another actionable threat to ryan murphy, and i just saw he made alvise rigo shave off his chest hair. if i don't immediately take a walk, my most evil ancestors will cloak me in a fox hunting outfit.

when you're too high and trying to find a doctor pepper in the beer cooler

too many country songs about loving the USA. not enough country songs about how we fired our guns, and the british kepta comin. there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago, we fired once more and they began a'runnin, on down the mississipi to the gulf of mexico

my first actual weekend in three years. my internal calendar and clock have finally gotten back to working order rather than the haze of not having a routine.

sleepy baby

they can't make a john mccain biopic because you can't have an actor do his arms without looking like a parody. the second you put chris pratt in a balding cap and tell him to put his arms at that angle, it's gonna look like a farce.

feeling a bit of pride that i have not posted nipple on this site post surgery. we do not just give away the goods anymore.

working with the public in new york city rules. it's like normal customer service but they turned on Wild Wasteland. i just found the johnny five aces reference IRL.

its so cool that Men In Black actually happened. they showed me where they keep the big bug alien's goopy corpse in a jar.

to my haters: i am employed. i have received a buff to strength and endurance. i can do the entire tifa limit break in real life now.

okay yeah, my implants are dropping and i am now using DOA 4 jiggle physics

figured out the solution to my vivid dream issue: laboring. prog and anti-depressant dreams can be defeated by being so sore you can't move

i have innately become 150% more rude on the subway and bus if anyone tries to hog a seat. tourist lady spreading out on the subway with her luggage? well that's going under my ass now because i'm sitting.

sucking off the troops and cops while trying to cape as being against ICE is the number one indicator this boy's gonna be greasing up chuck's hole for trump's pole for another two years

if you hold any negative opinion for the snacks of others, you will not see heaven

first week in the bag, and i got my posting for the next six months. i get to go to a baseball diamond for work this summer

personally I think we can all agree: only bus drivers know how to drive. every other motorist is a horrifying creature we must treat with the same distrust and danger as we do a wild bull moose

still pissed my ex made me watch all of Six Feet Under. that was one of the most modernly evil shows I’ve witnessed that led the way to things like This Is Us

it’s always the chubby ones that aren’t fucking that got time to reply like this

closing my accounts with the sapphic markets but I have to wait a little bit for my straight permit to get approved by the city before Hunk Hunt goes live

look buddy they don’t even let me fuck the unisphere

i wish you well, but we all know LA is too evil to have a mamdani. give up the NFL teams and start a newsom recall, then you can dream.

we are going to need to do Something About Judges

another beautiful day of laboring in the cold for the beautiful city of new york

one of my college hunk friends is a polyglot from Mexico who has lived in France as a wine guy since he graduated and he’s like the only one from the past who’s an absolute 100% would every time he posts something on insta.

one day you soft skulled losers will learn what the Luddites really believed

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

ive fallen love with the skiing commentator who is describing cool skiing tricks as "a little extra paprika in the pasta sauce"

what my coworkers hear when i say i used to work in a state with no income tax

same, lil man

same, lil man

rafi silver needs a project where he can keep his fallout mustache. in fact they should do a spin-off for Bobby Apartment and how he conned a bunch of people from like, New Reno to think he's the real Mr. House. Even to the point he has a fake television he talks through that's a cardboard box

waking up, pouring a big cup of coffee and taking a sip. that's the dream you can make real every morning.

what a fascinating day for one of my boobs to drop more and now bounces crazy style. changed out of my jumper and as i started walking the right gal was going full DOA jiggle physics. just have to make it to next friday to finally get a bra.

telling the girls who aren't into hunks to tune into hasan's stream when his producer marche is on. if you like a cute boy, you gotta see him.

i need to see how many people who love gavin newsom have paid money to read/watch Hillbilly Elegy

oh great, another new yorker profile of some fucking gay guy

who fucking cares. who cares about an insignificant amount of people who were influenced by the weakest political platform that people on twitter think has any leverage. no one voted for kamala because they were fucking poor and pissed off and too burdened to even remember what's election day

Hey also if you need someone to edit podcasts I have reasonable rates and fast turnaround time.

i don't think i've read a single piece of trans fiction that girls tried to tell me i must read in my first year. sorry i'm not going to pick up a novel that's going to stab me over and over again, i've got dick to ride.

He got lucky with Chernobyl being made by such a talented and competent team that never involved him, and WB is letting him copy and paste game stories that are already prestige television quality. one of the dullest arrows in a quiver ever

being a six foot trans woman with huge hooters and a beautiful smile is so difficult. sometimes people put things on lower shelves and I have to bend my knees.

every tech company is outsourcing labor to increasingly over burdened and over worked third party vendors in the Philippines. you will find out one day that all the AI videos are being made by guys in Manila who are also having to take the call for every single American business at the same time