frowing up. I need this to be over with please

sick and dizzy and unhappy I am not at the beach making money

aaaa one day I will shake my terrible calling out of work guilt/fear

its cool that we can do fucked up things to fruits and make them taste like other things, but i need them to speed this up with legumes and nuts. how do we not have an almond that tastes like dark chocolate.

one thing i would enjoy is a take on the night's watch where they're all doing kayfabe about the monsters to the newest recruits and lords, basically just turning into a boy's club that just puts on costumes to pillage smaller villages.

hate being fatter than i want to be. it makes it incredibly difficult to achieve my dream of dunking a basketball at 38

the lies and misleading quotation aside, who is the constituency she expects to win over? how do you not have the instinct to question if there are real, actual people in every day life who are swayed by this and how many vote? how did you agree to continue employing the person who made this?

I will never unmute a video online. I will never know what any person mugging into a vertical sell phone video sounds like

spend enough time on any short form video content mill and you will see people doing this stuff just with lined up fades instead of sagging beanies

ever since candace owens accidentally ran cover for a news cycle about trans people, the real freaks on the right who still live in the ben shapiro side of conservative thought have been trying to steer this back to trans antifa conspiracies, and if the times doesn't pick it up, its got no juice.

the platner campaign was mistaken that you needed a big chud to talk to voters. you just needed to be able to get up and talk about policies people want and its weird that anyone was pitching him, specifically, as the reason for voter interest.

caleb hearon has been freaky fridaying with a wnba player and no one's talking about it

we must fire everyone for the american economy to thrive.

seeing all this catholic focus lately is going to lead to a very annoying trend of media literacy and its going to be "mormons = protestants" and i need you to understand that is a grave mistake tantamount to saying a feeder and an inflation fetishist are the same.

How the Bone Gnawers feel about their Patron, Rat 🐀🐺

fight agency is an ad agency. they were paid to make an ad for the platner campaign. you are confusing Morris Katz and Dan Moraff because Morris Katz has a scarier name.

the non-white christian fascist is operating on so many levels of denial that his homosexuality is just the tip of the iceberg

solving sore throat with smoothies. ice, protein powder, almond milk, strawberries, bananas, and more ice

chaser bait content, on bluesky dot com, feels like a really bad analysis of the market. this is for youtube shorts, instagram, and x dot com, where the undiscerning masturbator is. bluesky isn't quite there yet, but i appreciate the early probe into new economic ventures. spiritually evil tho.

the microsoft stuff with ID is so degrading. i don't know how any developer looks at them as a viable partner going forward. actually i do and its just leadership and investors taking the money and running.

yay, a cold in july

new blender and pressure cooker is leading to new found ways of avoiding take out.

plans tonight but I am suddenly having nightmare level migraines, cool cool

big baby

things are getting dire in america. in shreveport lousiania they held Shirley Jackson's The Lottery for america 250 and they couldn't even source more than five rocks. there's just one guy with a bruise on his face who's really upset about going into work the next day.

KEEP HONKING! IT’S 9 PM AND I’M ACTUALLY IN BED LISTENING TO MILES DAVIS. I’M NOT CURRENTLY IN MY CAR. IN FACT I DON’T EVEN OWN A CAR. I LIVE IN A CITY WITH ROBUST IF IMPERFECT PUBLIC TRANSIT SO IT’S NOT REALLY NECESSARY. BUT YEAH ANYWAY KEEP HONKING! I’M JUST NOT SURE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO ACHIEVE

he is very upset with me after the first attempt at wearing his harness.

it must feel so good for hayley stevens when she gets home and drops the accent

they're calling it the most deserved homecoming dance thrown on someone's grave

had no idea they give you a pocket version of your protective order against someone in nyc. accidentally trying to pay with my hope card will lead to some awkward moments

there was a point in jaguar's history where their entire output was The Long Dodge Neon

having that classic brunch, three ice cream cones

one thing i wish the "sober hang out" people would push for are more ice cream parlors. i would think a bunch of queers who don't drink would be going nutty mode sharing a huge milkshake with the 'cule.

Words cannot convey how singular id Software is.

always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened

here he is. the baby

Afghanistan, April 2004

buddy might be looking at criminal charges since maine has a 20 year statute of limitation on rape, i don't think this is a good idea for the campaign to not being calling troy jackson immediately to pass him the reigns.

okay troy jackson is a -way- more appealing candidate and it seems like platner might actually be about to get criminally charged based on the maine statutes of limitations. good riddance.

stephen king defending graham platner makes sense, he created him as one of the many colorful cast of characters in his novels.

mitch mcconnell... i just can't believe it. he's gone. he's just not going to be there anymore. please, PLEASE if you are going to the club, TEST Y OUR SHIT

is there any point in Microsoft to continue the Xbox branding for video games. are they just done with hardware too.

nail meets coffin

he’s officially our doohickey guy from how many people are getting millions and how everyone has agreed Charlie Kirk’s place is being tormented in porn gifs for eternity.

ohhh I only saw the NYT article, the politico one is a silver bullet. Jesus Christ