i need a corset so bad.

thinking about the tactical crop top again.

my favorite part of 2025 was waking up from surgery and finding out that not only did the doctor give me amazing boobs, but charlie kirk got shot in the neck while i was under.

don't forget about your christmas critters.

instead of the more trauma-dump related stuff, i'll mention the time i trusted a local food suggestion from action bronson (kew gardens chicken) before my original surgery date in june and got the worst food poisoning i've had.

gotta say, i find the internals of the xbox one controller really adorable compared to xbox 360 controllers. i love the back "frame" part of the controller when its exposed, it has a wonderful wasp hive like look to it.

today's earworm: marge simpson saying "yo homie that my briefcase" from collateral

lawless country until we figure out what to do with the supreme court. i can't imagine that everyone in leadership is a culture warrior waiting to be activated by transphobic student, but i can see everyone looking at this as "if we go to court this ends up as precedent to put professors in jail"

seats taken

belly. tummy.

screwed up typing out walkable city as "walkabout city" and thinking about a heated city council meeting about defunding schools because the city needs the funds to get more Australians to find their purpose.

extremely irritated her caping for her coach being a rapist failed to get traction in the usual talking heads. its a lot easier to help folks like myself by reminding everyone she helps cover up the abuse of young girls.

FEEL THE CHRISTMAS HEAT!

jeremy and rajat have hit another series, i repeat jeremy and rajat have hit another series. the boys are in fallout

making a big pan of chicken that marinated in greek yogurt, oregano, paprika, salt, pepper. forgot about the citrus because I don’t have a lemon in the fridge like I normally do.

seats taken

the game of the year for 2025, once again, is the fading true memories of Twisted Metal 2 co-op that lance your heart with the pain of nostalgia when you look at a phone bill.

im a two thousand miles kind of girl when it comes to Christmas music. everything else im take it or leave it

the worst part of living in 2030 is that you have to buy a season pass for the grocery store if you want to access more than the produce section. they did introduce bart simpson to checkout this season though

new public urinal announced

ah, a lovely night to go out and be social. ah, what's this? another stomach bug. ah, well, nevertheless,

this is the most coworker piece of legislation, considering how many “stolen” packages are actually misdelivered. You can radicalize so many mouth breathers to the right by saying you can shoot the guy who took your precious delivery. it’s a very “good” piece of cynical legislation and I hate it!

belly. tummy.

you see me on the train, intently looking at my phone with jeweler's loupes attached to my glasses. a large yellow notepad is covered in scribbled shorthand. as you peak closer you see my phone is only displaying one image:

CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here

speaking of exploding people, until dawn the movie has the most unfortunate body explosion rig that they didn't digitally touch up so you can see the big cloud of pressurized air from the rig. you gotta add in something in post to make it properly PTSD inducing, like the ready or not directors did.

you could hurt a lot of the wrestling stans that communicate solely in public expressions of lesbian sexual harassment that athena not only has a husband, but that he had some real passion for t-shirt design in 2018

Happy vanilla baby Sunday everyone

we gotta hunt the guy who invented security torx screws for sport. absolute demonic brain waves required to invent an even more inconvenient screw head

damn i gotta say it feels really good in battlefield 6 that pilots can recharge their flares fast than an engineer can draw and lock-on with a stinger.

one thing that's not going well for the republicans is that every guy in their party is losing the ability to sound like a grown man. so many of their talking heads in the admin have the same sniveling wiener voices. todd blanch trying to lie through his teeth doesn't work when he's bowtie voice

i really, -really- need a sequel to the Dungeons and Dragons movie that was great with a new star studded cast of vin diesel, vin diesel, and ice t as drizzt do'urden before its too late

with critical role and the explosion of live play streams, we've never been closer to the greatest project of all time being realized: Vin Diesel DMing a campaign based on his secret, leather bound scripts for The Chronicles of Riddick 2 & 3.

the greatest phrase to see in a big update about an LGBT resource: "data collection"

sci-fi/horror writers, good news! we have a new visual to represent the horrors of modern war: drones leaving giant spider webs

may all my enemies have the competence and raw talent of Bari Weiss

he’s showing me how I sleep

he’s showing me how I sleep

dart has learned the sounds of CPU and GPU fans means he get up on the computer and his his butt toasty

igor inviting guests to master's diner table ass posture. standing around like the six flags old man and she doesn't even do a joyous dance. can't wait to see her absolutely tank and disappear from public life next year

i go to the doctor, doctor says to put a swap in my butt and put my pee in a cup. doctor tells me its for STD testing but i know he's just trying to make the Forbidden Doctor Brew

I really really hope we get a scene with Cazadors, especially if it’s just a quick cut away about not going the direct route and showing the end result with other travelers

There is 100% going to be a sequel to The Boys Congress scene later in this season.

Justin Theroux’s accent for House has sold me on the new season within a nanosecond of his first syllable

been dealing with it for over a year, but the worst part of the post-covid smell issues is that you don't smell nothing. It's not a smell void, you still smell things that are sharp, but anything that's scented lipids has this dull, odd chemical-flesh smell that i can only describe as smelling fat

Partying like im hanging out with friend Flintstone and barley

back on my bullshit

they're really trying to pivot to "the gays killed charlie" during the annual phoenix, arizona fascist get together, but its too late. candace owens threw up such an amazing smokescreen, and the audience doesn't want charlie to be killed by a lone wolf gay guy, that would be "disrespectful".

matt hardy is just doing what he thinks he's supposed to. i'm not mad about older wrestlers doing this, because its their role in the business. what irritates me are fans who don't know he's still working you when he's on podcasts.

thank -god- they're not putting matt smith in superman 2. that man is the millennial death knell for sci-fi.