there are some ladies on here with some large breasts please be careful everyone

don't sign your posts

hey man you gotta turn off personalized receipts for card transactions. how did you get the cash register to call me babygirl in an email

if you’ve thrown away a single piece of litter in the last ten years, you have done more positive work for humanity than any news room has.

guy with a checkmark who works for legacy media: what if we got excited for nasty wet dog shit to be poured in our mouths by the nasty wet dog shit pouring company instead of being against any forms of dog shit

can they please just put out the Gavin part of the Epstein files already

just post a picture of the check you got from the AI company for this coverage instead of making your people lose more and more credibility before they get laid off in the next two years

i need this weather to end immediately

nothing feels better than walking through a group of people under 5’6” that crowd the subway door when I’m trying to get off. sorry buddy this kaiju crossing

Currently close to the red after bills came out today. Anything would help until Friday when I can get more funds https://venmo.com/u/S-Rodriguez-37

feels wrong to solve being tired with anything other than coffee

used my ridiculously large carabiner to bust a lock off a locker today because one of my lil ol' coworkers locked her phone and keys in her locker

i don't think i have it in me for another set of chat rooms with notifications i have to mute

hold up so... informed consent is massively important in health care and surgical procedures. you should have to consent to AI being used in your surgery (or easily withhold it). this seems very unethical

oh “going to moon” he’s launching thirty meme coins

gay sex stickers on the lockers at my post, this is gonna rule

Give me your keys, You're both drunk

my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system

my A+ review from my CT scan: "facial and orbital soft tissue are grossly symmetric"

New Yorkers should not be paying different prices for the same products. If you think you've been a victim of algorithmic pricing, contact my office: 1-800-771-7755

mess of nerves after the first lawyer conversation. nothing tangible to be concerned with, just not fun discussing The Events with another new person.

warm

pushing universal after school programs at the shirley chisholm rec center press conference is a great idea and the best way to sell it to mamdani as a priority is more soccer clubs and wildly elaborate borough and city leagues for teens.

axios obviously trying to do a stirring rallying cry from the coward's preferred newspaper that good things can't happen, but the kayfabe has been ripped off all of this by the last year that this is just a bunch of con-men exchanging the same five dollars the DNC gave one of them

oh how much could one tattoo cost, fifteen dollars?

scrolled for like ten minutes on a hot guys account before i noticed it was AI

its dawning on me that i'm going to be finally be able to really enjoy living in this city. i'm gonna eat so many sandwiches

i'm trying to decide to how to celebrate my first paycheck and it might be hitting up the bra store and getting my nails done. i will also get dart a new cat tree

too many country songs about loving the USA. not enough country songs about how we fired our guns, and the british kepta comin. there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago, we fired once more and they began a'runnin, on down the mississipi to the gulf of mexico

oh is there a sportsball on? can i come over and watch it? i'm sorry i said it like that, the aphasia's been rough to get over since the accident. what a beautiful day to enjoy community. if the patriots win i hope the dark knight rises happens to the stadium

transition is for your entire life. you will trust the process every day because if you doubt, you will start staring at yourself every day looking for something wrong. the real trick is ignoring that instinct until you walk by a mirror and see a few years of injections cheeked you up proper

every day on this earth i have to stop myself from typing out another actionable threat to ryan murphy, and i just saw he made alvise rigo shave off his chest hair. if i don't immediately take a walk, my most evil ancestors will cloak me in a fox hunting outfit.

when you're too high and trying to find a doctor pepper in the beer cooler

too many country songs about loving the USA. not enough country songs about how we fired our guns, and the british kepta comin. there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago, we fired once more and they began a'runnin, on down the mississipi to the gulf of mexico

my first actual weekend in three years. my internal calendar and clock have finally gotten back to working order rather than the haze of not having a routine.

sleepy baby

they can't make a john mccain biopic because you can't have an actor do his arms without looking like a parody. the second you put chris pratt in a balding cap and tell him to put his arms at that angle, it's gonna look like a farce.

feeling a bit of pride that i have not posted nipple on this site post surgery. we do not just give away the goods anymore.

working with the public in new york city rules. it's like normal customer service but they turned on Wild Wasteland. i just found the johnny five aces reference IRL.

its so cool that Men In Black actually happened. they showed me where they keep the big bug alien's goopy corpse in a jar.

to my haters: i am employed. i have received a buff to strength and endurance. i can do the entire tifa limit break in real life now.

okay yeah, my implants are dropping and i am now using DOA 4 jiggle physics

figured out the solution to my vivid dream issue: laboring. prog and anti-depressant dreams can be defeated by being so sore you can't move

i have innately become 150% more rude on the subway and bus if anyone tries to hog a seat. tourist lady spreading out on the subway with her luggage? well that's going under my ass now because i'm sitting.

sucking off the troops and cops while trying to cape as being against ICE is the number one indicator this boy's gonna be greasing up chuck's hole for trump's pole for another two years

if you hold any negative opinion for the snacks of others, you will not see heaven

first week in the bag, and i got my posting for the next six months. i get to go to a baseball diamond for work this summer

personally I think we can all agree: only bus drivers know how to drive. every other motorist is a horrifying creature we must treat with the same distrust and danger as we do a wild bull moose

still pissed my ex made me watch all of Six Feet Under. that was one of the most modernly evil shows I’ve witnessed that led the way to things like This Is Us

it’s always the chubby ones that aren’t fucking that got time to reply like this