Death of a Salesman #3danimation #blender3d

Fortnite is just an evolution of the cover-based shooting they revolutionized when they made Gears of War, except this cover is a keyboard macro that makes you fart a tree house out of your ass whenever you hear someone fire a single shot.

What they didn't tell you about the rapture is that Jesus has to come down and manually rapture everyone by dancing like Yuna from Final Fantasy X so this is going to take at least a few years.

The rapture already happened in the early 20th century and it only took the members of a small European Catholic splinter group that were the only people to truly be faithful; nobody even remembers this group existed and everyone else has been living in the world of sin since.

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[Coughing] The central ingredient in Verm-X causes autism

lets have less acetaminophen, and more ass eat a men and friend, am i right folks

7 years ago at this moment I was driving to finally live with my beloved @tangle.bitch.space

im a little confused in that so much of the text of this moment is "finally it's legal to be white again and say what we really think" but then they still flip the fuck out if anyone calls one of them racist?

I had a coworker be like "daaamn you smell good! What's that new cologne?" And they seemed genuinely embarrassed and disappointed when I was like "... it's degree deodorant."

Why was the spamton hole wet

Update: discovered the extra foreskin is easily retractable by pulling down extremely hard on my balls; doctors say I can get my length back by making my penis see its own shadow and not get scared by it.

OooOoOooOoohhhhoohhh the story of undertale

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Finally got a new phooooone

this exists it is called thinking

new conspiracy theory: kids aren't born looking like their parents and shadowy corporations/governments/satanists use evil science witchcraft to slowly make children look more like their parents so people might one day say "hey you look like your dad" thus confusing everyone because you're not dad

bunghole-kazooie

i gotta confess something: i said I have been jelqing for well over a decade and have gained over 3 inches but the truth is it's all foreskin. my dick has shrunk. the skin hangs over my cockhead like some kind of stretched out sweater neck, one of those ones pregnant women wear. every piss is a mess

i've only told like four people this but i think it's funny enough I gotta say it: when I was like 7 I was in my dad's truck with him when we were driving around and I searched around the backseat where he usually keps a bunch of stuff and for some reason he had a bunch of printed out simpsons porn

i cant believe rat movie is over ten years old

Remember how Alec Baldwin was getting constant liberal praise for his Trump impression and it mostly was just him doing a pogchamp face and waving his hand around, not even doing the voice right or getting his cadence down

fuck it. we live in dumbfuck world. nothing matters.

[hears Hootie & the Blowfish come on] (tourettes guy voice) BOOTY AND THE BUTT-FUCKS

i bet none of you stupid sons of bitches who grew up in the 2000s expected a bunch of furry faggots to be the only people who actually generally have a pretty good grasp of how fucked everything is

sometimes i have a pretty bad stress headache and think about jackie chan doiing the shanghai noon piss-shirt-bend-bar thing to my throbbing noggin until i stop worrying about things and am ready to go on about my day

[coughing] you planeteers think you're so smart. [coughing] we'll see how your precious captain planet fares when I destroy the international vaccine supply

[coughing] you planeteers think you're so smart. [coughing] we'll see how your precious captain planet fares when I destroy the international vaccine supply

RFK Jr. looks and acts like a Captain Planet villain named "Suit Sickly" whose whole goal is to destroy vaccines to make people sicker on purpose because he likes it.

i think it's darkly funny that one of the big 9/11 conspiracy theories is "oh so a plane hit the pentagon? then why isn't there a looney-tunes shaped outline of a plane going straight through the building?"

one time i said the word "transaction" to a customer and he got mad and said he doesn't wanna hear about "trans anything" and walked off

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back in 2004, the peak of interactivity in games was in GTA: SA, where if you ate too many hamburgers, the protagonist would get fat and when you were beating up pedestrians instead of saying "give me moy money bitch" he'd say "give me my hamburger money bitch" and we loved it. then woke happened.

dont let the hand wringers ever tell you that it isnt very funny he got shot while making light of mass shootings after spending years saying random people being killed was okay because it protects the second amendment or some stupid shit like that

*a lovely songbird shows up at my window to sing me a song* EW A BUG *crushes it with a book immediately*

OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS I PLAYED WITH HOT WHEELS

i was at work and flaming lips do you realize came on the radio and my faggy ass teared up on the clock

(Chicago voice) You're the penis in my butt; You're my penetration. You put penis in my ass; You're the penetration.

Amazing: This Miyamoto is considered an Essential Worker

did scott adams die of the cancer he said he suddenly had after joe biden announced he had the same kind of cancer or is he still getting mad online about women

poop in my gym brother hh

8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal

pissing out the window from the passenger side on the highway when the driver leans over to huff my ass and narrowly misses a telephone pole but does hereditary my penis clean off

my butts yellin cause all i ever eat is eggs and cheese and every drink is a big tall IPA I cut with a scoop of metamucil my farts are so strong i can double jump doctors say i only have two weeks left or two centuries and they're fighting each other with knives over this

Yanny

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