Post a random gif or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Unleashing my doomsday bot Obama Clinton 800 on the RNC and watching it do nothing

My wife is making me get her a glass of water and a spoon to cure her hiccups - she is going to drink it with the spoon sideways in her mouth. I am fucking gobsmacked that we have been married this long and I had no idea about this Abe Simpson level of home remedy she was holding onto

I think when you do a bad thing its bad

Has Guillermo del Toro ever made a bad movie

Put crappie in real steel and watch him get his shit rocked

They got Jack Black to shave his beard for a fucking Smartwatrr ad. The dude is all money now. :(

TV is insane. National Lampoon's Vacaction is on and the entirety of the movie that plays between two commercial breaks was the swimming pool scene from the start with the one girl to the happy resolution with the family.

Jason Sudeikis has a section of his filmography that sounds like a sizeplay sequence

If I happen to pass, Tangle gets everything except the plushes, which go to Ren, except the books and jrpgs which go to Quiet. My skull isnt explicitly being given to a single person but if someone in our friend circle wants to pay for a service to preserve my skull they can keep it.

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

Anyone else remember the short-lived Muppet Babies spinoff "Muppet Baby" which just consisted of Baby Kermit wandering around and empty house every episode, constantly asking where the rest of the Muppet Babies are

Why is my timeline full of umineko posting

thank you for enjoying transformers

Remember those designer bulldogs that had insane ads like 3X BUNGHOLE 2X THRILLHO NEW DOG DMXELLENCE

Cat born with rare fur pattern on right side of body that says "dipshit" in full-on arial font

Aw shit dudes its the solstice Random Italian guy: È il solstizio!

You ever notice how in un-lit caves in Pokémon there still are just trainers waiting in a fucking pitch black cave to challenge someone to battle in complete darkness

Theres enough people on earth that humanity collectively farts over a trillion times per year i just wanted you all to know that thank you

In my home country of Trelbania we call Santa, "The Hungry Fat Man" and you have to appease him by leaving a roasted dove on your porch so he gives you gifts. If you don't he sends his accomplice, "The Toesucker" who comes into your house and eats your toes while you're asleep.

COME ON YOU CUNT LETS HAVE SOME APHEX ACID (circus music from space plays)

GEORGE W. BUSH: You got them big pants, Jared Fogle JARED FOGLE: Yeah GEORGE W. BUSH: Hold 'em up next to ya JARED FOGLE: Okay GEORGE W. BUSH: Heh! Your legs look tiny next to 'em. Where'd you get them big pants JARED FOGLE: They used to be my pants Mr President GEORGE W. BUSH: No way. That's crazy

Fun fact for you younger folks who didnt use early emulators: Early SNES emulation would often have layer toggles mapped to keys so you could turn them off or on because sometimes it would display them so incorrectly it'd make the game unplayable by obscuring visible gameplay

You ever accidentally bite your lip and realize you could probably chew them off if you wanted

Are you guys going caroling

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

One time I shoved a bunch of drawings of Dilbert making out with Dogbert into the door of The Cicero Institute, the think tank that Joe Lonsdale of Palantir owns, with the words “teach the controversy” written on them

This game absolutely might be one of the best 2P arcade games ever made. It's so fucking bonkers.

These are the best sex toys because no matter which end you bounce on it's gonna blow your hole out

This is my comfort

Megaman Legends 1&2 are probably some of the best looking games on the PS1 because of how well they worked around the limitations and stylized the hell out of everything

Panopticon isn't that scary. "Oh they could be watching you at any time and you wouldn't know" yeah its called security cameras. My new proposition for the thought experiment is if the tower has a severely drunk Mel Gibson with a 44 Smith & Wesson told to shoot anything he sees move.

More games need to have one random "what the fuck" moment nobody in the story ever talks about. Like if there was a bit in the latest Yakuza game where a giant hand flew out of the sky and just picked someone up while they're screaming in terror and nobody comments on it, and it only happens once.

More games need to have one random "what the fuck" moment nobody in the story ever talks about. Like if there was a bit in the latest Yakuza game where a giant hand flew out of the sky and just picked someone up while they're screaming in terror and nobody comments on it, and it only happens once.

Panopticon isn't that scary. "Oh they could be watching you at any time and you wouldn't know" yeah its called security cameras. My new proposition for the thought experiment is if the tower has a severely drunk Mel Gibson with a 44 Smith & Wesson told to shoot anything he sees move.

Every guy in public having a conversation on speakerphone Guy : I ain't fucked I ain't even fucking shitted Phone: BZZORTTT BLLFFFTT RUFUS BBBFFFFTTT PPPPBBTTTT FUCKIN BBBFFFTGGGZZZZZ

Every now and then I remember a guy who had an OC that was "a penis" but he looked like a melty fox. He was always drawn with flies buzzing around his because "he is stinky, like penises are" and when it got hot he'd start to melt, "like penises do"

I just shitted my pants can I go to the bathroom

Typhlosions are inherently flame retardant so you can throw me on a fire to try to put it out (this still hurts me and im gonna make a horrible squealing noise)

They're boiling my hands in hot oil at work tomorrow because I pissed off the head of HR by calling her a "the king of the ding dong doodoo diaper babies" during a zoom meeting when I thought I had my mic muted.

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

Remember how they had to photoshop a horse boner out of every home release of the second lord of the rings film

If I worked at a store like Office Depot or Staples I think I'd kill myself

Any adult with a Twilight Sparkle pfp is irredeemably horny and I have never been wrong about this.