Elden Ring is way too fucking big and the open world model that was a major selling point is its biggest weakness

fat fuck typhlosions

Bad end alternate king of the hill reboot where one episode is him getting mad at a coffee shop because the purple haired barista won't just sell him a plain medium coffee

this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!

Nobody can actually do a good obama voice they just mimic his cadence and drop their voice a little bit and think that's an obama voice

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

You ever wake up knowing you had a teeth dream without remembering the teeth dream

Always be very cautious when delivering in warzones. You never know when you will need to deploy your secret persuasion method #sizesky #pixelart #macrofurry

Woke up and took the hugest dump goodnight

MILITARY/GULFWAR.GIF

I named this guy. Officially someone else submitted "Jack Noir" to the naming thread but I was the one who came up with it in the pesterchum IRC and I asked them to post it since I didn't really use the forum anymore lol.

This is still an all timer from her tbh

They say batman could beat anything with enough prep time but could he beat a part falling off a jet engine passing overhead with a direct trajectory to suddenly strike him on the head, instantly killing him

richigoopo @moogle.tv

Explaining your @ I named my Typhlosion "Lighter" on Pokémon silver as a kid and now I'm Lighter

I don't like reading sentences anymore

How did youtube break its Queue Playlist so badly

I also slept directly on my hand and it feels like I have boneitis now

Had a dream

I miss when the libertarian cranks weren't just "separation of races should be mandatory" and were still hiding it by writing articles called shit like "We Can No Longer Tolerate America Becoming a Chinese Pizza"

ALL AFTER AAAAAAAAAND WONDERWALL MY YOUR'EEEEEEEEE

Trump is literally bad luck. I've completely blown up like a balloon since he entered office! Like, I'm totally fat now. Doorways are getting too small. Its not fair! Im gonna be the size of a football stadium at this rate!

So do they buy a zoo in this movie

Phil LaMarr Samurai Jack voice: Sent back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass

Sitting on a bus next to a nice older woman and she just turns to me then seductively(?) begins to eat a cigarette. She gets off at the next stop without saying a thing. Not sure what this means.

Paypig content be like

In the bathroom at work and the guy in the stall next to me is moaning like a demon. I see he clearly has stood up and is facing away from the toilet but I hear an almost-automotive anal sputtering. Like a contra spread gun power up coating the toilet and turning the surface brown like a DQ dip cone

Every dream you have is something actually happening right now on earth but when you're awake you're too fucking stupid to even know that there is a megamall filled entirely with shoe stores ran by your old English class teacher from 9th grade where your teeth fall out because you're late for finals

good morning posts are a fucked omen. We all saw that one fuckin video about NFTs right. Obligations to daily collective performativity - especially when it's tied up in some weird way with sleep schedules and can potentially interact with them - are to internet death cults as sugar is to cavities

Guy named Otto Pastani who everyone just calls "Spaghetti O"

Need a big strong man to play with my nips like radio dials while we smoke opium and watch the Ice Age movies

If there's someone strange In your neighborhood Who you gonna call H O A

did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours

A friend showed me Pathologic last night while I was half asleep and this is all I can remember

DAMN they made SIX of them?

Given that goku survived a fatal heart disease does it ever come back that his saiyan nature made it so his heart is even stronger than before

🌋Typhlosion, Quilava, Cyndaquil💥 #Pokemon #CopicMarkers

Me when I get people to watch my movie recs.

Banned from 17 servers for posting "finna give donald trunp a baby bump" with a picture his tummy all big and round

Remember how Starcraft Ghost leaked and it kinda looked like a shit game and everyone was like "ah, I can see why it was canceled"

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BODY WITHOUT ORGANS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE RHIZOMES? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

Epic Stinky 2: The Power of Poo