the aliens trying to get me to take my worm medicine

Moooom I want the dog that shits Moooom Can i have the dog that shits pleaaaase

i have never read a post and i am not about to start

Awawi

my extreme emotional response to this has been instantly clarifying: im like a starving man. the absence of inspirational leaders who appeal to my better angels and challenge me to do more has been completely corrosive. how can any community live like this, with no lived moral center at all

RED ALERT RED ALERT THE COCKSUCKERS AT WAL-MART HAVE LOCATED THE PORTAL TO THE BUTTER DIMENSION CONTAINMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED COUNTDOWN TO TOTAL BUTTER SATURATION HAS BEEN PLACED AT 45 DAYS MINIMUM, 120 DAYS MAXIMUM MAKE PREPARATIONS

Space Jam mashups still being made is like the ytp equivalent of the Costco hotdog still being $1.50

RED ALERT RED ALERT THE COCKSUCKERS AT WAL-MART HAVE LOCATED THE PORTAL TO THE BUTTER DIMENSION CONTAINMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED COUNTDOWN TO TOTAL BUTTER SATURATION HAS BEEN PLACED AT 45 DAYS MINIMUM, 120 DAYS MAXIMUM MAKE PREPARATIONS

Anyone wanna blast some double dutch dookies on the tandem toilet today

Forgot they did this bsky.app/profile/ligh...

They need to invent long toilets for people who like to poop with a friend/loved one

Vague memory of about 10 years ago with someone who had a 2DS in a hallway and I made small talk about them having a 2DS. The memory is so vague now it feels like a dream.

Oh, if I wasn't 35 could I do THIS? [Rotates wrist and it sounds like a cement mixer]

Asura's Wrath forever being "the game where the ending was sold as DLC" kinda sucks because the game slaps ass otherwise.

I've been trying to convince the internet data scrapers I'm from Iowa and I just got that Chase Bank ad where it swaps in whatever city you live in to seem genuine and it said something like "chase cheers with des moines"

Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."

Summer Wars is one of the best movies I've ever seen. it's that thing where people tell you to watch something for 15 years because it's amazing and then you finally do it and you're like. "wow, this is amazing. has anybody heard about this?"

There is no such thing as a genuine Never-Trump republican. Every single one of these people supported Trump and his policies happily when he was named Reagan.

*rubs my big belly* all out of new games, sorry.

You can draw and post anything you want But watch out

So after putting a bit into Look Outside this weekend in between a lot of other stuff: Totally get the love for this game. Been a while since I played something where everything felt like a solveable mystery of some sort, plus the body horror monster designs rule.

Seriously artists, leave Twitter. You will NOT lose business. Your clients WILL follow you here. Most, if not all, have an account here anyways. They aren’t there because they love Twitter, they are only there because of you. Yesterday was the best day to do it. Today is the next best option.

good lord jerkcity really is less than 3 weeks away from its 10,000th strip

They're "down for anything" and it's all going smooth in our weird little small penis humiliation scene until I come back in with the austin powers costume doing the voice going "oohhhh you want me to tickle your little baby carrot" and suddenly they're a pokemon and their name is the safe word.

IDK the masculinity grift just seems like a way to rape countless women and go "no its cool because I'm a man"

Am I Pooping Bad Because a Healthy Salad Or a Big Pizza 2026 haiku

being anti data center and no arms sales to israel is a potentially winning ticket in all 50 states rn

I FUCKING FORGOT THE BEANS

Tataru Taru sketch

US car culture is basically just fascism. I have an inalienable right to drive a lifted F350 Child Annihilator with ultra-bright headlights, I need it for my OWN safety and comfort and fuck everyone else, I fly into a murderous rage whenever I see a bicycle and I am the protagonist of reality

Shopping list - can of kidney beans - can of pinto beans - can of black beans - can of great northern beans - can of black-eyed peas - can of white kidney beans - can of green beans - can of soy beans - can of fava beans - can of mung beans - diarrhea medicine - a carrot

I fucking hate what capitalism has done to rating systems. I don't want nor need a 10/10 experience when i do anything. If my experience was unremarkable, you succeeded.

Cum

Had the privilege of recording a classical piano trio I composed recently. I've been obsessed w chamber music the last few years bc of the human elements that come through that can get washed out with the scale of a full orchestra. Here's the main theme:

*looking at straight couple* sooo... which one of u is the zangoose and which one is the seviper?

Judy Hopps is a popular character

Its a rare condition, this day and age The milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV

ペニスの臭い

What do you think she'd do if I just walked up in a big purple robe and started speaking faux Latin at her while waving my arms around

Terminator 2, for sure.

#deltarunespoilers what did they mean by this

My dad's favorite movie and probably my favorite coen brothers movie

COOL PARTY HUH