The cum disease known as goonervitis

It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown

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Was looking up a toy i had as a kid and had to Google "spinning karate fighter toy" and turns out they were just called Karate Fighters so I really gotta thank my subconscious for holding onto that one.

Hey guys I just found this bag full of hot dogs and they seem in date, anyone wann-*steps on a landmine and blows up into a spray of meaty chunks*

Is it normal to scream every time you use the toilet

Thinking of making an axe maniac alt where I just reply to posts semi-randomly with "aaaaa im the axe maniac I chop you up with my big scary axe" and that's all I do with it

World's stupidest bug: "yeah im going to go into the cave of 110,000 arachnids" and it happens often enough for said hundred+ thousand arachnids to have a sustainable ecosystem.

If there was a perfect, utopian city with no Omelas Child, the neoliberal would create one; simply for reasons of balance and pragmatism.

Got a Nigerian prince email scam but he was only offering $22 because the economy is tight

Ohhhhh give me the meat boys and cream my hole I wanna get fucked by your rock hard pole and I'm real gay

If you stab a smurf do they bleed blue

Who is putting "autistic trans cumdump" on my tl

My adhd has advanced to the point I have developed a physical symptom: a small butt has grown on my forehead. Every time I have an idea it farts and I forget the idea. My whole house smells.

Bring silly animals on the internet is fun

Is this how you do the new meme im not familiar with new memes (old (over 25))

[Emerging from the machine that mulches children to fuel the immortality cauldron] hello public, do not let the poors steal your money. They already have all the power.

I wonder why this game sold poorly to begin with given this is the only ad I've seen for it and they call it something that makes you have spicy hot shits

WANNA GO NUTS COME TO MY PLACE AND SEE A PIZZA ROLL

Gen Alpha South Park fans who are really into the show because they ship the characters will never not baffle me.

The Amazing Load of Cumball

Hey Office Lady, Your Body Is A Crime Mami Hoshino

Update

“Ah, oui, garçon, le coq au vin for ze lady, and for me, I will have les tùrdes, merçi”

Quote with a 10/10 album

Can confirm, heard rude white guy drop the hard r in the phone in a public restroom, didnt hear the telltale sound of getting tp from the holder nor did he wash his hands. Blasted ass too, that butt was definitely still wet between the cheeks.

my first vlog

My adhd has advanced to the point I have developed a physical symptom: a small butt has grown on my forehead. Every time I have an idea it farts and I forget the idea. My whole house smells.

Speaking of subpoenas, have they finally served David Miscavige or is he still hiding at the scientology blacksite dodging any charges by just disappearing into his own cult torture compound HQ

Sam Altman dodging subpoena long enough they had to get him during a public event is very funny and says a hell of a lot about him lmfao

Majin Vagina

Ohhhh give me the beat boys & free my soul I wanna get shot from the grassy knoll I’m JFK

New game concept: Crazy Taxi crossed with Crazy Bus. Loud and insane music blasts as you drive a variety of Taxis piloted by various radical 90s characters on a single screen, picking up characters and taking them to a very loud pizza hut.

Ohhhhh give me the meat boys and cream my hole I wanna get fucked by your rock hard pole and I'm real gay

Gay Fighter! (Gay, gay fighter!) Come on fuck him if you dare!

Got a Nigerian prince email scam but he was only offering $22 because the economy is tight

Look guys look It's my greatest creation [Picture of a real dead body]

the art that got me famous on twitter: now on bluesky

Anyone got that drawing thats a furry dude looking in a mirror and there's a jump scare despite it being a static image

Explain your OC's power with a gif.

AAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Wario ate my pussy but all his mustache product got stuck in my bush and now I got zig zag pubes

Ghoulx̌s boulx̌s

Rudy's got the cock

HUH?