I wish we got moee Peepoodo

A gay guy named "Gay Guy"

"My dog got me butt pregnant" used to be a thing you only read in News Papers but now everyone's dad is saying it because there woke...

Check this out *grabs your dog's leash and goes for a walk with him* mine now

happy valentine's day! I made a love song for all the otherkin robot/computers out there who still want love, but not between "people" DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on 💚 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

It is now too warm to entomb myself in 30 blankets RIP

My Round Cock dot Com

Remember the wise words of the mountain sage: "Bee bop shee boo." (He was also a scat man in addition to living in a cave and dispensing wisdom.)

Explain your OC’s power with a gif

Did you know that sonic the hedgehog and the value of the dollar are inherently tied? It's true! Google "old man beating off huge cock in dirty bathroom" to find out more!

I am again asking for a decent mobile game.

I landed a part in Gummo 2. I play a guy named Poughkeepsie who is addicted to huffing varnish so my nose is always painted up brown by the makeup department. They still make me huff actual varnish for realism purposes. I hshhh fm

yes, my anus may comprise 90% of the surface area of my butt, but do YOU get a perfect vacuum seal every time you go to take a shit? that's what I thought, punk

Guy named Charge Cable

Should I kill him

This idea came to me in the bath.

Has anyone called him "Donald Dump" yet, that might get him.

Imagining what ramifications this has on Bacon numbers

I purposely join group chats and never say anything so like 5 years later I can post a single gif and leave

I like everyone shaving their head and growing a big unruly beard thinking it'll make them look like Kratos but it just makes them look like a guy my dad used to argue with about trucks

Getting one of these and seeing how many minutes it takes before I begin causing thousands of dollars of property damage

I think its funny how one of metroid prime's most memorable bosses is a big pile of rocks.

[Watches America succumb to American greed] what are we, a bunch of RUSSIANS?

Has anyone made a cozy farming game yet Someone should get on that

New cell phone game where you collect guys and then smash them against other guys to see if your numbers win you prizes in real life.

Plagiarism is the weirdest scam because anyone who is careful not to get caught would never do it. It requires evidence against you already existing. Even if you wanna steal it's like stealing a Xerox. Wild behavior.

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REPTILES/RSNAKE_1.GIF

Is subway Jared in the epstein files Do you think hes mad if he isnt Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary

Is subway Jared in the epstein files Do you think hes mad if he isnt Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary

I'm gonna find the guy who named it Mattress Firm and start hitting him in the face until he don't have no teeth no more

I had to go to an appointment before work and the TV in the waiting room crashed for a good 5 minutes

Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)

Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.

Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor

Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now

Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.

Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.

[Sticks hand in pot of marbles and housekeys] hear that? That's what bad pussy sounds like.

I hate when people say, "opinions are like assholes," because it usually is a sign they have a heinous fucking opinion they know they can't say out loud without being called a piece of shit so they say this dumb jokey cliche and hope you smile and agree

foot-ball...... to day? A yeah :)

Someone at work said she "knew someone who had a spider lay eggs in her skin" which I said is impossible but she insisted was true and she saw it so sometimes people just lie about animals they think are icky

Your desktop buddy decided to "personalize" your experience. This was a SUPER indulgent piece to work on >w>

Oh why do we own this