i think whatever website you’re getting this jargon from is healing you

do u fuck w/ girls who feel uncomfortable and bad

thats exactly how it feels to have a job

im always saying this

eating you part four

this card is legit better than recurring nightmare in a low power environment like lorwyn draft i have no idea how they thought this was okay to print but i was very happy to have 2 copies forgot to screenshot my decklist though lmao

big fan of how unbeatable this card is

just accidentally took a boner pill instea dof my antibiotics so i guess im jacking off

im in the shower AMA tetratto.com/@duen

im taking a little nap soon but its going to be like just a chill one like not an Event ok please dont make a big deal about it

girls are allowed to be pokemon if they want . sonic the hedgehog characters too. im not sure what other things girls can be. those are the only 2 im aware of but im sure theres many more options out there

i was put on this earth to generate storm count and go 3-3

first date spot

hey itd mean a lot to me if folks nominated my 800 pg full color scifi traditional media comic that took me 20 years to complete for an ursa major award https://ursamajorawards.org/nominations.htm my comic -> http://inhuman-comic.com

have u seen this? u should play it on your living room tv at max volume youtu.be/RecDkbIDiBo

i want my girls to save meeeee

i should retroactively get a quinceañera

teleport, mario

a simple suppertime about a dime of looooooooveeeee

im honestly shocked that knight of the seven kingdoms is so good. house of the dragon is maybe the most boring shit i have ever seen in my life

i couldnt even fit half the page in the screenshot what the fuck is wrong with grrm

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Miles "Tails" Prower, requested by a patron

wwait i just realized he has all the pillows because hes a fox they sleep in burrows hes burrowing in the pillows ….. cries

the morrow is a bird

hmmm . knight of the seven kingdoms is really good so far but i refuse to have hope or expectations for anything in the asoiaf universe. they’ll fuck it up somehow

girls are allowed to be pokemon if they want . sonic the hedgehog characters too. im not sure what other things girls can be. those are the only 2 im aware of but im sure theres many more options out there

my dad is vaguely aware of markiplier because of his oneshot playthrough from 9 years ago so when I told my dad that we saw the markiplier movie about him getting trapped in a submarine my dad was like "niko should go down there to rescue him!"

hmu if ur in my egg group

Commission drawn by @urct.bsky.social 🤍

i like him :)

whenever im voice chatting with friends and drop my ipad imm always like FUCK IM SORRY ARE U OKAY until i realize theyre not actually trapped in there. my friends are somewhere else

learn my lore white boy

hello bank i would like to apply for 5 million$ dollars loan reason 1 : find out why i am so sleepy reason 2: adopt several online faggots i like

middle hamsters big adventures

me & oomf

thats exactly how it feels to have a job

BWHAHAHAHA

its called a mackbook bc it was invented by macklemore

is this rizz

maybe they poured glue on your pet tarantulas maybe they got stuck to each other and tore themselves apart

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