Jaylen Waddle to the moon this week? 🚀 @chrisallenffwx.bsky.social breaks down the WR/CB matchups to target and to avoid in Week 13: bit.ly/4ipgZbO

Oh also anyone who signs up today or tomorrow gets a free trash talk video from me doing a celebrity impression of their choosing.

Why get a one-year membership to FantasyLife+ NOW? The same reason I buy my summer clothes in the winter. It’s much cheaper, and future me always thanks me for it. (Unlike my flip flops, though, you can actually use this now.) www.fantasylife.com/pricing?utm_...

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Jack White should perform every halftime show.

This is phenomenal ty @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social! Happy Thanksgiving!

Some day kick returners will know to just run straight and get the hell down to avoid a holding penalty.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Even Todd.

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This is the only way I start Thanksgiving.

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The Wednesday ⛴️YACHT CLUB⛴️ podcast is ready! @andybehrens.bsky.social and I debate the merits of using Burrow, Herbert & Lamar, indulge your Justin Jefferson worry, come up with some WR3s for Week 13 and debate Taysom! And @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social is aboard to talk DFS, too! (subscribe 👇)

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Also, did none of you learn anything from Reagan? Trickle down soap-enomics doesn’t work.

So, those people who admit they never wash their legs because “the soap runs down them naturally.” Think they clean their turkeys?

Our W13 DK contest: www.draftkings.com/draft/contes...

NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes: 🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue! It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done. Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.

Moehrig did to Jennings what Rapoport did to apple pie.

In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @peteroverzet.bsky.social: 👀 Keep an eye on these players to pick up 💪 George Pickens' utilization is astounding 🚀 This TE could be marching toward history

Doctors have been told to find a concussion by any means necessary.

If Max Brosmer is still available in your Superflex dynasty leagues…he shouldn’t be much longer.

It sounds like a lot of people just make Thanksgiving food poorly. When it’s made well, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and various pumpkin desserts hit hard.

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

I’ve seen enough. It should be a 60/40 split between Emanuel Wilson and Josh Jacobs going forward. And I don’t think Jacobs should get the 60…

Week 12 NFL inactives/actives!! 🚨 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social has the updates you need to know!

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Catch up on the pod! M - Chris Raybon T - @allinkid.bsky.social W - @andybehrens.bsky.social (yacht club) Th - @davekluge.bsky.social & @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social F - Cousin Josh Very fun week!

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Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.

This rules.

@theonion.com remains undefeated.

"It may seem like a distant memory now, but earlier this season Tory Horton flashed brighter than early-2000s paparazzi who caught a random celebrity doing any mundane task in public. (OMG is that Avril Lavigne eating an egg salad sandwich? GET HER!)"

NEW: Coast Guard Reverses Noem's Embrace of Swastikas and Nooses The embattled Homeland Security secretary’s plan to ease hate symbol rules totally backfired, prompting swift reversal to prohibit divisive symbols in all Coast Guard facilities. migrantinsider.com/p/coast-guar...

Players are dropping like henchmen in a Bruce Lee movie. Rough shit tonight.

Since I got rid of Prime a while ago, I have no way to watch tonight’s game. Someone tell me when Josh Allen does something fun, please.

I will only indulge *light* smoke being blown up my ass. Nothing heavier than helium.

Can’t wait for new dad Khalil Shakir to score 3 touchdowns tonight.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

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In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @peteroverzet.bsky.social: 🎯 Week 12 trade targets 🔥 BOLD calls 🎢 Rankings risers and fallers 🧠 10 things to know for Week 12 👀 People act like they forget about Trey ... Benson

Once a week we send our pup to doggy day care. They’ve started sending us “report cards.” They try so hard not to call him a butthead…

If you used avocado toast in place of paper towels you would save $300 million annually.

I’ve run the numbers and by my conservative estimates, if you stopped using paper towels and toilet paper, the average household would save 8 trillion dollars per year.

John Oliver is a constant beacon of morality, ethics, and hope. Dare you not to cry at the very end of this one. youtu.be/yknMJOgy2pA?...

I remember a time (not too long ago) that we had the collective moral decency to agree, that if a politician spoke this way to a female reporter, that would be the end of their political career.

Mentioned it in today's BFT blog but be sure to check out @vermontgmg.bsky.social's piece on the farcical (if traumatic) nature of Greg Bovino's terrorizing of American communities. A lot of hope here: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...

Running backs with more carries than fully healthy 1st round pick Ashton Jeanty in Week 11: Ollie Gordon Kenneth Gainwell Blake Corum LeQuint Allen

#SFB15 is now a spectator sport for me.

If I was the Raiders, I’d hand the ball off to my incredible 6th overall pick more than 3 times in the first half. But I guess that’s why I don’t get paid the big bucks.