A high-powered Chicago law firm announced a plan Monday to push for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate and potentially charge the agents who carried out Operation Midway Blitz. @sophiesherry.bsky.social reports: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...

Congratulations to my fellow Bhayshul Tuten managers for getting a nice big “sell” window.

It’s November. Mike Evans, George Kittle, Christian McCaffrey, and Ricky Pearsall are all on IR. R.E.M. plays softly over the speakers at Levi’s Stadium…

Put Romeo Doubs in a big ass Commanders helmet. Let’s do this.

I don’t think it happens, but picturing Mike McCarthy trying to coach Kyler Murray is hilarious.

All right, huge shoutout to @rapsheet.bsky.social for keeping Bluesky informed on this crazy day. It’s sincerely appreciated.

The San Francisco Forty IR-ners. Is that something?

Hey can one of you NFL GMs loan me five dollars

Time to get real about it, QB-needy SF teams.

Holy fuck it actually happened.

The “legal tampering” period, or as we call it in real life “the NFL thinks we’re all fucking stupid” o’clock.

Anyone else kinda feel bad taking something out of a container when there’s only two things left in it because what if those two things became best friends and now you’re ripping them apart? Anyways that’s why I need to buy a new bottle of vitamins.

A road trip across America in your non-hybrid will now cost one billion dollars per state.

Breaking News: New video adds to evidence that a U.S. missile likely hit an Iranian school where 175 people, many of them children, were reportedly killed.

Keenan Allen is the Worther’s Original of this free agent WR class.

Presenting: “The Slowest Draft”

I think a lot of us millennials & older really take it for granted that we were the last of only a couple generations where there was an all-encompassing campaign to encourage literacy. Everyone used to agree upon it. There were commercials with your favorite celebrities just being like, "READ!"

If I was the Raiders, I’d pick up Kyler Murray and play him for dirt cheap. Then I’d trade back from the 1.01 to help fill the mountain of team needs. If Kyler performs well, fantastic. If not, draft a QB next year.

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

I’m not sure I like this about myself, but I’d be giddy if David Njoku went to Philadelphia.

Jake’s very awesome chills playlist struck on my favorite kind of music, the kind that makes you feel stuff. So throwing some of my favorite songs for feels out there too. And if you haven’t listened to Jake’s yet, I recommend it music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

It’s Friday and I want to feel something besides doom. What’s a song that gives you chills? Any genre. Any era.

Throwback: “The Worst Trade Partner You Know”

Throwback: “The Worst Trade Partner You Know”

So much info. So clean. Want a breakdown of just the Buffalo Bills team needs and draft targets? Got it. How about a breakdown of every big boy who declared from Iowa? Got it. Want to be a little naughty and see the breakdown of just the tight ends? GOT. IT. www.fantasylife.com/nfl-draft/2026

“I never really wanted to shit my pants” - guy eating platefuls of old, rancid deviled eggs, just really fucking shoveling them in

I’m going to draft Kenyon Sadiq high in my dynasty leagues. I just hope I don’t get Okwuegbunam’d.

Just putting this out there: I will listen to every song someone suggests and every playlist someone makes me.

JUST LET PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES, FOR FUCK’S SAKE

"DID YOU KNOW Murray is one of two quarterbacks in the NFL to average 230+ passing yards and 35+ rushing yards per game over their career? The other is Josh Allen." www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

So anyways I made this playlist of songs that give me goosebumps. If your geese need bumping, give it a listen. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

One of the most beautiful things you can do for someone is make them a playlist.

I miss the days when I had time to direct all of my unbridled anger at just one thing.

Is there even such a thing as a draft “sleeper” anymore?

A good song in normal times, a needed song in dark times. youtu.be/8kx4n_bVVa4?...

I’ve read 6 books so far this year. That beats last year’s total by…4 books.

For all the mock draft enthusiasts. March is your time to…shine? I guess? Presenting: “Chasing Mocks”

No more wars. If “world leaders” have issues, they can get into a room together and talk it out. Or arm wrestle. Or slap fight. Or flick each other in the dicks until someone passes out. But leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.

“Dolly Parton Children’s Hospital did not share how much Parton donated as part of the naming announcement. But Matt Schaefer, its president and CEO, said her support would ensure ‘every child who walks through our doors receives the treatment they deserve.’” GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

It was my freshman year in high school. They wheeled a TV into my art class because “something terrible” had happened/was happening and my teacher, a blasé man by nature, was shaken and wanted to stay up to date. In the middle of a lesson about perspective, we watched the second tower collapse.

The neighborhood:

"We need a level of baseline quarterback play for us to be effective.” That’s like a restaurant owner saying their head chef needs “a baseline of working taste buds.” If that’s where we’re at, disinfect the kitchen and hand over your apron, pal. www.fantasylife.com/articles/nfl...

A Ted Lasso throwback for @brewpython27.bsky.social and @greggels17.bsky.social.

If you’re looking for streaming alternatives, I recommend: • Tubi (free) • Hoopla (free with most library cards) • Reading more books • Listening to more podcasts • Playing YouTube trivia games • Learning a new skill/hobby • Going on a long walk and just listening to the birds and shit

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

Savion Williams could be the Packers new Ty Montgomery. (But hopefully without the dumb kick return mistakes.) Is that great for his fantasy value? Not really. But in deep dynasty leagues, he’s probably worth more than his current asking price. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

There’s a new season of Scrubs and based on the lighting it takes place…in heaven?

This is it. This is the one that gets Denny excommunicated from this app.

I’m talking myself into Greg Dulcich in dynasty again. A tale as old as time*.

I need to address this immediately, because I am WAY too Minnesotan to ever claim credit for this. I built a thing to point the fire hose of people's generosity in the right direction. That's it. I am thankful for the piece, because hopefully it means people will donate more money.