AI is like a parrot. You can teach a parrot some human words and it will recite them. And sure, it’s cute the first few times it does it. But the parrot doesn’t actually understand shit. And you wouldn’t trust a parrot to do anything important. Stop putting parrots in charge of things.

Remember dynasty folks, you can’t take your FAAB with you.

Quarterbacks as bands: • Jalen Hurts - Rage Against the Machine • Patrick Mahomes - Coldplay • Joe Burrow - Flock of Seagulls • Matthew Stafford - Foo Fighters • Bo Nix - Geese • Caleb Williams - My Chemical Romance cover band • Brock Purdy - Jack Johnson

I’ve read a lot of chatter about the Packers falling off this year. Andy I’m not sure I totally get it. From my vantage point as a somewhat curmudgeonly, often pessimistic Packer fan, they seem as much in contention this year as they were last. Here’s how I see it…

You know the old expression: “When you have two quarterbacks, you really have none. But when you have five quarterbacks, well, that’s the perfect amount of quarterbacks. You did it. Great job.”

I will literally never skip a @cooterdoodle.bsky.social essay. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

The world could end tomorrow. Spend a few bucks to pick up Brenen Thompson.

Aside from Brock Bowers, the Raiders pass-catching depth chart looks like the aftermath of that football scene in The Dark Knight Rises. So, sure. Hypothetically Jack Bech has a chance. www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Remember dynasty folks, you can’t take your FAAB with you.

Proposing to someone in this fashion has always seemed manipulative to me.

Is Ty Simpson the future for your dynasty team….? www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Dynasty folks: How long after a rookie draft is completed should a manager have to cut their roster down to max size?

Your pick is coming up next in the rookie draft. Will you get the player you want? Or is there a Killer in the draft room…?

Hayley Williams is a fucking god.

This is no doubt true and yet, what fun js a rookie draft if we don’t plant some flags in the process?

Your pick is coming up next in the rookie draft. Will you get the player you want? Or is there a Killer in the draft room…?

“Everlong” -Foo Fighters “Wildflowers” -Tom Petty “Maps” -Yeah Yeah Yeahs “When the Levee Breaks” -Led Zeppelin “Here Comes Your Man” -Pixies “Cough Syrup” -Young the Giant “Tiny Dancer” -Elton John “Here’s Lookin At You Kid” -Gaslight Anthem “Disarm” -Smashing Pumpkins “Purple Rain” -Prince

“Pre-draft, KC Concepcion had been peering at the Tier 1 of receivers through a thin pane of glass. Now? I think he at least deserves to stand awkwardly in the corner of that room.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

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“I have no interest in drafting a QB who barely hit 500 total pass attempts in his college career. I refuse to make Les Snead’s problem my own.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Where would I draft this class of rookies in a dynasty startup? WHY I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

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A guy in one of my Superflex leagues had the 1.01 and has been trading back multiple spots every few minutes. It’s fascinating. So far: 1.01 --> 1.03 + Bryce Young, Terry McLaurin 1.03 --> 1.07 + Jacoby Brissett, David Montgomery, Dalton Kincaid 1.07 --> 1.11 + Chris Rodriguez, Terrence Ferguson

Let them eat data.

This is what freedom looks like.

When you’re a real good boy but also lick your paws a whole lot in your spare time

Let it be known you can get Mark Andrews damn near for free, even in TE Premium leagues.

I'm still not drafting Ty Simpson in the first round of Superflex rookie drafts. You can't make me.

When your NFL draft nightmares come true.

I just traded what I expect to be a mid-to-late 2027 2nd + Rhamondre Stevenson for this year’s 1.08. Maybe I’m the fool. But I’m very very happy with that.

The results of this draft are not nearly as bad for fantasy football as people are making them out to be.

This guy would play Mario in a movie about Mario being at Jan 6.

Also, staying off television.

Respect to the Pittsburgh crowd for popping off for Kayden McDonald. Cool to see the guys who stick around on Day 2 get their flowers.

Oversaturatin’ Manning

This, but older and…wetter?

Why does Pat McAfee always look like a dude who’s way too old to be hitting on girls at the college keg party?

I view Garrett Wilson the same as I did two days ago. (Easy top 10 dynasty WR.) But I have a feeling a lot of folks dropped him down significantly after the Jets added Kenyon Sadiq and Omar Cooper Jr.

This is a great morning to aggressively send offers for Garrett Wilson in your dynasty leagues.

The Eagles receiving corps after AJ Brown gets shipped off in June

Bills right now

Doctor: these are the biggest ulcers I’ve ever seen Me: yeah man, Ty Simpson got drafted before Makai Lemon

I would like for just one of these parents being interviewed to thank their lord and savior Mecha Godzilla.

Heartbreaking: the worst GM you know just made a great trade.

Wait, Spencer Fano is obsessed with anime and Pokémon? Folks, we have our new Jamaal Williams!

HEY. WHY DID MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL NFL??

So…3 receivers drafted on the first 7 picks then? Yeah?

Tyler Allgeier. Never the Batman. Always the Robin.

🗣️ The NFL Draft is the sports version of the Oscars.