But which one is Hooch?

“Picture your roster as a tomato plant… If you want to turn those pulpy little fruits into some tasty salsa later on, you’ll need to prune them. That means saying goodbye to players who are wilting or weighing you down.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

“Let’s take your team name from Rebuild Me Up Buttercup to Rebuilt This Pretty in as little time as possible.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.

Jarrett Stidham:

[Jesse Pinkman voice] They couldn’t keep getting away with it.

The Texans would do well to employ an All-DPI offense.

I bet the Texans run it on 1st down.

That’s the coat that killed my father.

That’s the coat three kids use when they stand on each other’s shoulders to get into an R-Rated movie.

Knowing what kind of person Dez Bryant is, I will always find joy in watching that replay of him definitely not catching it. I could watch his reaction to not catching it all day.

Opened the app to see people debating what constitutes a catch in the NFL. Some things never change.

Not all playoff games can be Uncut Gems. Sometimes you get Mr. Deeds.

Hug line for Josh Allen starts in the parking lot

Sports App, BABY

Bills fans will never know a playoff game without multiple hours of clenching

Anyone call it a Crum Shot yet?

Trying a new thing where anytime someone criticizes me I just start lighting shit on fire. Go criticize the flames assholes.

In today's Fantasy Life newsletter, written by @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social: 🏈 Breaking down the Divisional Round 💰 DFS plays on Draft Kings, FanDuel & Underdog 👻 Scared Money sees ghosts

“Can Denver continue to stop the runs like Pepto-Bismol, or will Buffalo burst through like E. Coli?” www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Through the end of this weekend’s NFL Playoff games, each new Annual Paid Subscriber to Between The Hashmarks gets one month added onto their subscription FOR FREE. PLUS 30% of proceeds donated to Mutual Aid Efforts in Minnesota, helping those communities under siege from ICE.

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Fun fact: The Rams and Bears have a combined 22 games this season that were decided by one score. Thats a lot, right? Seems like a lot.

Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

ABOLISH ICE NOW

“Maybe”

Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota

Want to help support people in Minnesota right now? Check out standwithminnesota.com

I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota. If you have places for me to add, please DM me.

“Whatcha gonna do When they show up in black suits On your streets in army boots And they’re there to silence you? What ya gonna say When they strip your rights away?” music.apple.com/us/album/tak...

She said she was headed to a doctor's appointment. Federal agents still attacked her. Earlier today in Minneapolis, journalist Amanda Moore (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) documented a tense, chaotic federal operation near 34th Street and Park Avenue.

Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

It was depressing enough to realize I’m older than 99.9% of players in the NFL. It’s way more depressing to realize I’m too old to even COACH for the Steelers.

You can STILL get in on playoff fantasy football! Play in a Guillotine Leagues™ Guilloteenie! We have single and double chop leagues, AND free and paid leagues. Draft a Divisional Round team now! guillotineleagues.com/lobby/public

Shoutout to the folks in dynasty leagues who respond to every completed trade with the 👀 emoji and nothing else.

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

i hope all the people resisting ICE on the ground know how fucking inspiring they are. minneapolis right now, and chicago and LA and charlotte and DC and portland before them, you’re setting the blueprint for the future battles sure to come. thank you.

His wife’s name is Grok.

Here is a brief recap of every Packers postseason since they won their last Super Bowl. ...Because I'm a miserable Green Bay fan and I'm using Bluesky as therapy, that's why. A thread:

Ball don’t lie penalty.

Herbert got karate chopped in the head. That’s not a penalty. We all know karate chops have been legal in the NFL since the Karate Chop Rule Game of ‘88.

This is literal Nazi/Gestapo stuff. This is *exactly* what the Constitution is in place to prevent. "Abolish ICE" is the baseline. Yet most elected Democrats are too cowardly to say it - including many (like Markey) who held this position 6 years ago.

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

People are already trying to write George Kittle’s career obituary 20 minutes after his injury. Chill.

"At schools, volunteers are forming human chains as students and employees enter and leave, with whistles to blow if ICE shows up. Volunteers—many of them moms already involved at their schools—divvy up tasks, such as delivering groceries to immigrant families..." www.wsj.com/us-news/insi...

Sometimes a good song will jolt me out of a funk and get me back in the fight. Here’s a playlist that might help you do the same, if you need it. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

I understand what Marshall is saying. But this is far from an isolated incident. This is who LaFleur has proven himself to be time and time again. Many of Green Bay’s worst losses in his tenure can be traced back to his absolutely gutless play calling.