I’d be a lot more into rostering Jonathon Brooks if he spelled his first name with two a’s instead of two o’s. What’s this guy trying to pull?

“Like how your dad would occasionally ‘lose’ a game of H.O.R.S.E. when you were a little kid so you wouldn’t pout and/or throw the basketball at his crotch. This strategy is as much about self-preservation as anything else. It’s about protecting your crotch.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

I’m working on a dynasty-related mailbag for Fantasy Life. If you have any questions, I’d love to answer them. Drop them below!

“No one wants to trade with the person who always has to ‘win’ trades, whether in reality or in their own mind. That person sucks. We should boo that person and throw tomatoes at them.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Mayor Mamdani at the Knicks Ceremony: “We as the city are often forced to come together in the moments in tragedy, what a blessing it is to come together in a moment of joy.” Made me cry, because it’s true.

Last season Davante Adams became the 2nd pass-catcher in NFL history to score 14+ TDs without notching at least 800 yards. Can you name the other? (Hint: He’s a former teammate of Adams.)

You're Invited!! What: The @sfbpodathon.bsky.social When: 6/27 at 12 PM ET - 6/28 at 12 PM ET Theme: Cool People Talking #SFB16 for 24 Hours to Raise Money For @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social Your Hosts: @salleto.bsky.social, @tacitassassin13.bsky.social, JB Barry and more! The Guests:

Hell of an ad for penicillin.

(If you haven’t, you should! The #SFB16 merch is FIRE this year!)

#SFB16 emphasizes big plays. Below are the leaders in a few of the big play categories from 2025: 40+ yard passes: Sam Darnold / Dak Prescott (12) 40+ yard runs: Jahmyrr Gibbs (6) 20+ yard receptions: Puka Nacua / Jaxon Smith-Njigba (27) TE 1st downs: Trey McBride (63)

Oh and Egbuka also had the 5th most receptions of 20+ yards. If anyone is on that JSN track, it’s Egbuka.

Emeka Egbuka had a 58% catchable target rate last year. That ranked 113th (!) among WRs who ran at least 200 routes. Only 8 WRs had a worse rate. Alec Pierce had a higher catchable target rate and his aDOT was in another city. Baker…FIX YOUR SHIT PLEASE.

Only a few tight ends have played at 37 years old. • Marcedes Lewis: 23 catches-214 yards-0 TDs (TE68 in PPG) • Jason Witten: 63-529-4 (TE14) • Tony Gonzalez: 83-859-8 (TE6) I think a semi-healthy Travis Kelce, with a returning Eric Bieniemy, eclipses Gonzalez.

Hey friends, what are some of your fantasy football pet peeves? Possibly using some for an article

Brendan Sorsby is gonna end up on the Jets and bet his game check on them losing and no one will ever be able to prove he tanked the games.

Back with another fantastic guest! Thanks to @williebeamanff.bsky.social for jumping on and breaking down dynasty from a truly unique perspective.

THE FANTASYLIFE DRAFT GUIDE IS LIVE 🚨 #FantasyFootball #NFL #JSN #FantasyFootballTips #Fantasy

In honor of the Almanac player profile talk on today's podcast with @andybehrens.bsky.social, here's the beginning of one I wrote today (for Chris Bell)

The only thing this draft guide doesn't have is an ASMR read aloud option. Maybe next year... www.fantasylife.com/fantasy-foot...

For dynasty startups, I stand by the YOGA principle: Your Only Goal is Agility. In other words, stay nimble. And don’t hurt your back. www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

“The question shouldn’t be ‘how much’ you can get for a guy like Travis Kelce, but ‘how creative’ you can get with what you’re asking in return.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

This is the face of the next greatest tight end sleeper.

How many late round tight ends have an honest chance at being their team’s No 1 target? Greg Dulcich last year among TEs: • 8th in Targets Per Route Run* • 3rd in Yards Per Target (15th among ALL pass-catchers) • 2nd in Yards After Catch Per Reception** *min 100 routes **min 30 targets

Jahmyr Gibbs FLOOR is 20+ points per game 🤯 #Lions #JahmyrGibbs #FantasyFootball #NFL

All right, dammit, I didn’t want to be but I’m really happy for Knicks fans.

"Kindling [noun]: easily combustible material for starting a fire. Stribling [proper noun]: highly combustible player who might make you feel like you set your draft pick on fire." www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

Same rules. Different trade.

Superflex, 12-teams, 3WR + 3 flex spots. Choose your fighter.

Anyone you know who’s still over on the other app because there was no group chat here…spread the word.

Folks…coachspeak season is here. Stay vigilant. (And RIP to my sweet baby angel, Marti. She really lit up a screen in her day.)

With A.J. Brown in New England and Tua taking the lead in Atlanta, fantasy managers have been deprived of dozens of Boutte/Penix team name puns. Sad stuff.

Hey Patrick Mahomes, lend me five dollars.

If someone out there needs to hear this today…

We're seeking community input.

That’s good because the Raiders might have to run the ball 900 times this season if anything at all happens to Brock Bowers.

you are the company you keep. if you’re still on X, you are a part of that community. there is no separating yourself and claiming a higher purpose. your presence is tacit support for the worst people in the world.

Carson Wentz, keep your shoulder warm.

In high school, I knew a guy a couple years older than me who only read Pitchfork, got mad whenever he saw a pop star on the cover of Rolling Stone, and wouldn’t take song recs from me because he was “an album guy, not a song guy.” In this day and age, that guy qualifies as a treat.

The last decade has made me legitimately miss hipsters. That’s how bad things have gotten.

He’s so weak and pathetic. He can’t handle any shred of criticism and can’t defend himself without resorting to name calling. Fuck this guy and every guy like him.

People keep saying “you could never make [insert controversial movie] today” because of PC/woke/cancel culture. “You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today…” “You couldn’t make Tropic Thunder today…” And I just…don’t think that’s true…

My favorite concerts are when everyone in the crowd is 40+ and only takes out phones to record the one BIG song.

Y’all - let’s all get into the Scott Fish Bowl Satellite tourney - it’s bestball on Underdog. $5 per play goes straight to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social. It is (my opinion) the easiest way to win a spot into #SFB17. I’m 4 drafts into it - intend to play 20x.

Periodic reminder that Teapot Dome, the worst scandal in American history prior to Watergate, involved $9 million changing hands. That’s adjusted for inflation. This story by itself is 55500% bigger than Teapot Dome. That’s not a typo.

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history. Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

Has anyone chatted with @dynastydave.bsky.social lately? Hope he’s ok and enjoying a lovely social media break.

I’m really trying to talk myself into this as a positive… But like Alec Pierce, Watson hasn’t had a season with 45 catches. Or a season with 650 yards. Maybe the contract hedges against his injury concerns. If so, cool. If this signals GB is going to let Love sling it, even better. But yeesh…

I’m starting to worry that my tombstone will one day read: “Here lies the foremost Makai Lemon enthusiast. He actually died on that hill.” www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

This game is a HOOT.