Since joining Fantasy Life in 2021, I’ve been able to write about countless NFL players. But my favorite part of the job is when they allow me to just write. And these pieces have been some of my favorites over the last year:

I’ve been drafting all tight ends… • First because it was good strategy. • Then because I wanted to lean into the bit. • And finally because people started donating money every time I selected one. If you want to keep the TE streak alive, donate $5 to Fantasy Cares and drop the receipt below.

Why is everyone acting like a fake WWE beef is beneath a guy who made a drink called Good Nut

The ultimate currency in fantasy football is not the trophy. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

We invited several kids over to play with our little girl today. At one point, one of them looked at my husband and said, “You remind me of Bluey’s dad.” How lucky am I?

Just raw dogged a 30-min run and had some of the best thoughts I’ll never remember.

I only drafted a shitty fantasy team because the board wasn’t in 70mm

if we’re being honest, spinach was always better as a salad base and cabbage was always better as a taco filler. Lettuce sucks and I’m proud to say I’ve always been a hater

we’re reading good tonight, boys

I buy the avocados. I take them home. I place them gently on the counter next to the coffee pot. “Mom, can I have-“ I stop her. “They’re not ready yet.” She knows not of the seven days we must wait before the “hard and unripe” vessels turn “good” for 30 minutes before rotting where they reside.

If the Dungeon Crawler Carl series doesn’t end like this we riot

This explosive diarrhea bug is all fun and games until someone’s asshole starts leaking inside of their gmc on the way to the draft and you have to postpone it

Me: "it's probably impossible to combine two of my favorite things" CD:

Welcome to the most chaotic and rewarding draft guide walkthrough of 2026. The only thing that could make it better is if it had feet… www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

One minute, you’re a parent trying to keep your toddler healthy happy and safe. And the next, your kid is 8 and you’re showing her the Fergie National anthem giggling and kicking your feet together.

“Showing” is always more powerful than “telling”. comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/it-s-magic...

Idk how this overtime stuff works for the World Cup but I just hope they let the game keep running until the team I’m rooting for takes the lead

And if you don’t fulfill your league punishments before the draft, the explosive diarrhea parasite is gonna getcha!

If NFL players were honest during the offseason 🤣

I wrote about the magic of human interaction, kind of. comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/it-s-magic...

What in the *whispers* hell… is going on here?

Yea well I heard if you don’t pay your fantasy league dues on time this year the explosive diarrhea parasite gonna getcha!

Say what you want about Zach Wilson, but once he finally hits puberty he’s going to be one helluva backup to the backup

WHEN Rashid Shaheed scores 10 touchdowns, Pete will be the proud owner of a jersey 🤣 #NFL #Seahawks #FantasyFootball #RashidShaheed #fantasyfootballadvice

we’re reading good tonight, boys

Don’t stack these five teams, okay? www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

This week, I pushed my glasses up as high as I could in an attempt to do my best Dwain McFarland impression. I crunched the numbers, and I left with some key lessons from the data that emerged. Let’s talk Bell Curves, baby! www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

To anyone who shit their pants this year: You shit your pants in every timeline, just different pants.

Fellow authors: Without any context, what’s the first line of your current work in progress?

Rashee Rice is a level 4 goblin www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

every time I see a hot dog today

Laugh all you want. This is riddled with Easter eggs. -four crocs, representing their 4 wins in 2025 -every croc has thirteen signature holes, representing their 13 losses -the pose, representing NYG’s back to back to back losing seasons

Sure, I’ve never climbed the Empire State Building to profess my love, but one time when I was seven I scrambled to the top rung of our swing set in a panic bc the neighbor’s dog was chasing me and as I screamed for help from the summit, the adults just laughed and that feels just as pivotal to me

HS class is trying to plan a reunion. No one can agree on a place or time where everyone can make it. Feels oddly familiar… maybe I’ll just send them the sleeper invite link

A flag to negate a goal? Yep. Americans understand this.

I fear Miami and Minnesota are entering a Sisyphean era in 2026. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

We’ve officially reached cartoon-level territory in SF www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Trying to figure out who joined all these fantasy leagues in August when I’m drowning in waiver wire claims

My cat begs for the MOST chin scratches at 5-6am every morning while I’m making/drinking my coffee. I have decided that this is her way of saying “I missed you while you were sleeping.”

I hit a hole-in-one on June 25th, 2012 and no one’s talking about it.

“An electronic drum set is quieter, but not quiet!!” cries wife who purchased electronic drum set for husband on triple combo: Father’s Day, birthday, anniversary weekend.

After buying Dungeon Crawler Carl almost two years ago, I think I have had enough screen time and I am finally ready to start reading it tonight.

Buy, Sell, Hold Except I also talk shit to the editor www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

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tell john bosch that crocs and socks are perfectly fine

Hey friends, what are some of your fantasy football pet peeves? Possibly using some for an article

Fantasy Football Brings Us Further From Death Here is your permission to join one more league www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Show of hands, who is embarrassed?