I can’t chose what memories she’ll take with her into adulthood, but I sure hope today makes the cut

Being in a It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia startup league that someone went Wild Card on after the draft right before the season started and deleted it.

What’s your most meaningful memory from a fantasy league? I don’t care how specific, niche, or mundane - as long as it’s meaningful to you. I may share it later for an article I’ll go first:

smash or pass, 18 round edition with @kendallvalenzuela.bsky.social and @peteroverzet.bsky.social www.youtube.com/@mbfantasyli...

Growing up is realizing red onions are that bitch, always were that bitch, and will always be that bitch

Let’s cut through the bullsh*t. Dynasty isn’t for everyone. www.fantasylife.com/articles/dyn...

You’re laughing? The cost of being a glizzy guzzler is up 11% and you’re laughing??

I GREW THESE PLANTS! I WATERED THEM EVERY DAY FOR WEEKS AND NOW I HAVE JUST FED MY FAMILY WITH THESE PLANTS! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

Hiked through the Ouachita mountains, left with zero ticks, met all work deadlines, and STILL never used all my time on the clock

My 2026 Fantasy Football Do Not Draft List …and why I’m not taking Jahmyr Gibbs in any of my leagues. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

This guy doesn’t know how many leagues I’m in

11 insane fortunes for 2026, except I’m totally sold on one. I just need @kendallvalenzuela.bsky.social to talk me out of it 🫦 youtu.be/mHWp0KAFPCE?...

Putting 6 players into the fantasy time capsule www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

i should call him

my eyes are dilated and I can’t see shit but I’ll never log off

that’s a weird handshake

Aaron Rodgers made his annual offseason headlines this weekend, and in our company chat, I pulled the short stick. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

What if I have my best ideas in the shower because it’s the only place I can’t bring my phone

that is different, question

The duality of woman

I’m not sure if everyone had a teacher (formally or informally) who taught them the importance and maybe the inexorability of The Pendulum. Mine was an English teacher— similar to @cooterdoodle.bsky.social I’ve been watching the pendulum swing ever since comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/the-pendul...

“No matter how far we go in one direction as a society, if you trust in the pendulum, you can trust in our inevitable(and overcorrected) return to the ‘before’.” The Pendulum Swings: A Working Theory comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/the-pendul...

As a fantasy lawyer, I am here to defend your client… Even when I’m not. Fantasy Court with @kendallvalenzuela.bsky.social and @peteroverzet.bsky.social

Friday morning inspirations

“As a Louisiana native, I don't take Mosquito comps lightly.” So I’m out on Malik Nabers. www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

The guy in my home league who kept Tyreek Hill with his 1st round pick last year finished in last place. So I just bought him this for the draft because never let them forget(tm)

Just watched the Jets schedule release video all the way through back to back like a baby hooked on cocomelon

Found an evergreen review

My Eliminator is half full. Or half empty depending on your perspective. You could take home a Ja'Marr Chase signed jersey. Gotta beat me first, though. $25 min donation for the amazing @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social gets you in the league. See Hep's post below for details.

This is actually poetic when you realize the Browns’ total passing yards in 2025 ranked 31st in the league, too. The ball didn’t have to travel far either.

Hacks for better fantasy football experiences in 2026: 1. Join leagues with your bestest friends 2. Avoid leagues with your enemies 3. Hydrate daily

not sure if you guys know this, but YOU can make the biscuits ON your cat

SCHEDULE LEAK: I will comment during every Seahawks game how they won Superbowl LX.

SCHEDULE LEAK: The Saints are set to play several games while I’m drunk in the Superdome throughout the season.

When I was 8 years old and my parents asked me why I rearranged my entire bedroom, moving all the furniture to one side of the room

Hey NFL, it's a fucking schedule, not the next book in A Song Of Ice and Fire. Just post the damn thing.

Yesyesyesyesyesyes

Hey NFL, it’s a fucking schedule, not a highly sought after Hoobastank concert. Just post the damn thing.

Here is a list of all the amazing celebrities you can currently sign up to compete against! They are all outstanding and have supported @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social as participants in this event for years TY to everyone already signed up, they are filling fast!! scottfishbowl.com/eliminator-s...

On Sunday he ate through one tomato, but he was still hungry.

I’ve created an FCEliminator projection sheet using Mike Clay’s ESPN projections. If you’d like access just DM me a screenshot of a FantasyCares donation 5/10 onwards and I’ll send you the link 😊 Can’t send pictures in DM here but my Twitter and discord is same username, or just reply with pic here

Did you know that Geno Smith led the league for the Raiders last season? www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

when your commissioner updates the draft order it’s another opportunity to never let them forget (tm)

TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN! BET YOU CAN!

Very excited to announce sign ups for #FCEliminators are open! A @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social tradition in the lead up to #SFB16, FCEs match you against a celeb host in a best ball fight against weekly elimination Login to your SFB account and then sign up here: scottfishbowl.com/eliminator-s...

I wrote about mothers, kind of. comfort-moods.beehiiv.com/p/hmd

farted in front of my kid today(rare) and followed up with “I’m so glad it’s Mother’s Day and I don’t have to hold these in anymore.” The bit is in progress, but I think I may convince her that moms have to hold it in 364 days a year. Wish me luck.

In honor of Mother’s Day, send the mom* in your league Isaac TeSlaa. *it me