Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, throw the fucking ball to Rashid Shaheed.

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The anytime TD scorers you'd never expect! What are you scared of? Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑 (Sponsored by Draft Kings)

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Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions

Jameis going FULL send this week? Bet on it! 👐 Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑 (Sponsored by Draft Kings)

“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!” Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500 www.fantasylife.com/articles/bet...

I refuse to admit that I am a cat person. But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.

Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”

watching TreVeyon Henderson on another man’s team when I was the one who drafted him and played him through the dark times

Fantasy managers that have to start Jameis Winston this week aren’t “desperate for a starting QB”, they’re fricken cool and the probably most funnest guys in the whole wide world

SHAHEEEEEEEED

Reminding my league every Tuesday that I’m at the bottom of the leader board because I’m 1st in Points Against.

everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball

so I traded away TreVeyon Henderson in a fit of desperation two weeks and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night

When Rashid Shaheed scores today

“Sure, sex is fun and all … but have you ever wished for a 50+yard Rashid Shaheed TD and gotten it?” Bread & Butter +1800 www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Went to bed 1-8, woke up 6-2! 🥳 Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑 (Sponsored by Draft Kings)

Just realized I’m playing against my husband in my home league this week

the dichotomy of woman

damn… the ghost of Rashid Shaheed follows me everywhere I go

NYT would rather make Kyler Murray their start word than to start SHART.

Navy or Neon?

I’m so sick of these fucking fake ass journalists claiming that Kyler Murray is sitting out because of the Nov 14th release date of Call of Duty Black Ops 7. Kyler Murray’s last NFL start was on October 5th so it was obviously because of the Battlefield 6 release on October 10th.

If you couldn’t handle the saints at their 7-week losing streak you don’t deserve us at our 12-week losing streak

Breece Hall

Prayers for @cooterdoodle.bsky.social in this time of mourning

Freedman breaks it down and @cooterdoodle.bsky.social breaks down.

Pure fandom is unconditional. I’ll just leave this here… www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

waking up to a win at 3-6 after an absolutely brutal losing streak and string of bad luck feels better than waking up 6-3

the Washington Commanders defense

Seahawks are -50000 at the half

it took two months but bowers is te1 and bayshul tuten is getting goal line touches and coltson Loveland is a goddamn fun time and Tory Horton is scoring first touchdowns it’s all exactly as we planned!

so I traded away Brock Bowers in a fit of desperation last week and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night

me to my husband at 7:00pm tonight, because the time change meant our kid woke up at 5am…

this feels relevant. Idk.

I am an art collector. Check out my art collection. @pantspants.bsky.social

me playing Call of Duty with my husband and the boys

Cooter got a hole in 1!!!!

In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social: 😪 The Saints' recent history has not been fun 💪 The Mismatch Report 🏈 Week 9 WR/CB Matchups 😎 Stash these players for later

I got a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it

My kid trying to figure out how taxes work after my tenth time snatching candy from her stash, yelling “MOM TAX” and running off with a mouth full of mini milky ways

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PLEASE BE CAREFUL!! Check your children’s Halloween candy! This man tried to put TreVeyon Henderson’s goal line touches in inside a snickers

We’re buying Rashid Shaheed shares… and a new jersey? www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

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Patriots HC Mike Vrabel set to give TreVeyon Henderson’s Week 9 snap share to Rhamondre Stevenson’s toe.

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