1. No it doesn't. 2. I imagine that's also false.

I can kind of understand not numbering pages for a filing if you’re submitting the filing in federal court, where the system numbers the pages, but why are you not numbering them in local court filings? Why.

"you don't know heat until you know UK heat" Come to the swamp of Philadelphia in mid-July and tell me that.

exhibit A

Somehow, moving my washer/dryer made the back of my upper leg sore?

I’ve officially booked hotels in Dublin, Galway, and Belfast for next May. And now I save all of my money until then. (Unless I go somewhere fun for my birthday in January)

My ex is a Blue Jay's fan. Texted me last night asking if they were "squeezing in a win before dropping the next three." I don't think homeboy looked to see what pitchers they'd be facing. Enjoy Sanchez, bro.

Actually, I don't want to see a private jet explode shortly after takeoff, but thanks for providing that lovely video.

This is insane. Shady.

Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot

This woman is crazy. Making out with everyone and calling it her OCD issue. Her man moved over from the UK and she didn’t have an apartment, THEN signed a lease without a real tour. And now they’re both sleeping on a twin size bed? Girl.

If you can’t tell the difference between a maga hat and this, that’s a you problem.

Head is pounding. POUNDING.

What an insufferable douche.

My “peewee” NL pitcher just pitched 50.2 scoreless innings. Minor league 🥺

They were giving out flags (like the one the Phanatic was flying the other day) for voting. Tell me why I just opened up this flag and it smells like fish.

I hope the Pope watched that series.

Overheard on the crab bus: “I gotta figure out what I’m doing for the World Cup. Driving, train… Do I really want to be on the train with all the international people?”

Rafael Marchan got a hit?

Not stocking Sánchez jerseys is a choice. I saw at least three people aside from me getting them custom.

Bag secured.

Goooo Lewis go

Oh NO CHARLES

I learned so much on my last trip. About Banff, about the Rockies, about the legal cooking temps for ground meat. I want to experience different cultures. I want to see different places. Seeing exactly how far the glaciers in and around Banff in person was something that…

Thought this was a mummer.

I have no problem with people that choose not to eat meat. Why are you coming into my mentions comparing a chicken quesadilla to me eating a dog. Let people live the way they want to live. Leave me ALONE.

Lil chicken quesadilla with the rotisserie chicken seasoned and sold cold at Aldi 👩🏻‍🍳 😗

My oldest friend just texted me that she’s engaged 🥹 They’ve been together FOREVER and have a baby, and I am so so happy for them.

Yeah, I’m just gonna read my book.

I swear to GOD if I have to see painter next week, I will jump in front of a bus.

While also keeping her cats from “helping” Women are AMAZING

In related news, I’m sweating.

Get you a girl that can pull out a stacked washer and dryer (6 years after buying it and having it installed), realize the guys that installed it swapped the hoses and that’s why she was constantly washing your clothes in hot water, then FIX IT.

THIS is what should keep you from being a Real Philadelphian™️ Rooting for the Knicks. Shameful. SHAMEFUL.

Omg they’re giving away the colonial hats at the stadium when you vote for the asg 👀👀👀👀

Does Jon make the most basic ass lasagna? Onion and garlic are toxic for cats, and with the amount Garfield has eaten, he’d likely be dead. Is it just tomato and pasta? Does he make it specifically FOR Garfield? I have so many questions.

Apparently I needed that rest. Guess who just woke up. Me. I did. 😳

Yourself but as a cartoon

Ready for bed at 9:30 on a Friday night like a damn old lady

Cat tent.

I don’t think I’ve seen The Entrance in person this season yet 🥺

Damn what a catch

Phanatic in the booth is the best

Oh goody neighbors have decided tonight is the night for a living room rave

Ugh

Charlie Manuel speaks Japanese?!

Marshhhh!

I swear to god I must get random cat hairs stuck in my throat. Coughing attacks out of nowhere that make me cry until I eat something.

So glad my tax money is going to cops standing around at love park playing connect 4

I gotta know if he wore this shirt on purpose today.