Reclining on Amtrak is also an asshole thing to do.

Woke Prue.

"Are you trying to achieve a certain physique with your exercise?" NO. No. I'm not. No. I do not give a fuck about losing weight. If I end up doing so, cool. If not, cool.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. (I have a crochet pierogi ornament for my Christmas tree.)

I want to do this sourdough thing, and I could get a starter from a bakery, but I want to make it myself. Do I have the patience to wait two weeks or more for a loaf of bread?

If someone kicked my pet, there would be no mercy. I do not care if you're a fed.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Hello here is my dinner. No, there is nothing on those meatballs, deal with it.

A minor is a minor. 16, 4, 12, 15. They're all children. Anyone justifying this type of behavior because "they're almost 18" is disgusting.

what if i did the broccolini in chili oil? Is *this* what a hyper-fixation meal is? Like, all i want to eat are baby broccolis.

Look at all these losers with no rhythm.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

In case you need a reminder like I just did: unclench your jaw and loosen up your shoulders.

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

Not sure why I'd never considered adding a fruit spread to plain yogurt until I tried Trader Joe's fig Greek yogurt and decided I needed it available all year.

Cherelle SUCKS.

Get IT Mama Bridgerton. She said “I am the tea you’re having” that’s RIGHT.

Just thought about the fact that I applied for that job with the NFL which made me remember that time I did a speech on Jerome Bettis in high school.

God, he is such a prick.

She also compared it to someone stealing apples? "is everyone in their phone an accomplice?" I mean, if they're texting about stealing apples, then fucking PROBABLY.

Josh Harris is in the Epstein files

I just heard what Lizzo said about the Epstein files. Definitely didn’t clock her as a sex trafficking apologist. “Do you think Ghislane Maxwell woke up every day thinking about trafficking girls? No. NO!”

How will they vote, then, if they're away from home? Surely not by mail because mail-in ballots are EVIL.

I know a lot of people who are going to be very angry.

I want to support journalists! But I will do so through my inquirer subscription (that, yes, I still pay for despite library access). I cannot keep paying for all these streaming services and monthly memberships AND support individual journalists. I cannot.

Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported. 6 years old. She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.

They got a code violation 🫡 Shovel your damn sidewalk, ya bum.

Yo!

I’m obsessed and doing it again.

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC. USE HEADPHONES.

Anyone that has a law degree saying something like this should have to give it back.

Women are bad asses.

james harden when you think he might be done requesting trades

Anyway, hello from jury duty.

lol at this college student sitting in the coffee shop talking about how wonderful trial prep is. “They pay for your uber and your dinner!”

Cannot stop thinking about how weird it is that Melissa on The Pitt is being deposed starting at 3 pm.

Okay homegirl needs a new “hyper-fixation meal” because that was some real white shit and I should’ve known better.

Saw a girl make a rice bowl with the teriyaki chicken meatballs from Trader Joe’s along with just like…pineapples straight from the can. Anyway, I am now air frying those meatballs and some frozen pineapple so we’ll see how that goes.

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Today in companies that know an audience: Sin City strip club has one of those billboard trucks outside of the convention center stating that they have free admission with a convention ticket 🤣

NFL player doesn't know Puerto Rico is the US. What a shock.

If anyone’s face could launch 1000 ships, it’s Lupita’s.

Gobbler's Knob.

I think I'm going to venture into the sourdough universe. Just gotta buy supplies.

I'm sorry, what. Like who the hell was responsible for the redactions and why were they not included?

"A 2-year-old boy was breastfeeding in detention. One 6-year-old boy had leukemia. An 8-year-old girl began wetting the bed. A 14-year-old girl engaged in self-harm...None of these children or their parents had a criminal history anywhere in the world." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...

STAY AWAY FROM HIM, KIM.

We could’ve had Bob Casey. 🫠

God DAMN IT, Phil.

Had charred broccolini with burrata at couch tomato in Manayunk last Friday. I have now attempted to make it, and will be eating an entire ball of burrata for dinner.