Cat.

My response to anything over the next two weeks

What the fuck is this. Stop it.

Oh fuck oh no. Pink Skies came on shuffle and now i'm sitting at my desk crying god damn it.

Here is a gift link to the NYT Trump Epstein article that has explosive new claims. The piece briefly touches on 14-year-old Jane Doe, who says Epstein brought her to meet Trump at Mar-a-Lago. I wrote about that last month (link below.) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...

Everybody loves my holiday card. 🥹

No, you just sang the alphabet song to check.

Are the bears trying to pull a Sixers? If we can’t build here, we’ll go to Camden (Indiana)?

I’m so glad I’m not watching that speech

GHISLAINE MAXWELL PRO SE HABEAS PETITION storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... @helldude.bsky.social

Got SAD on the commute home because I’m seeing all these people out with their friends and…I’ve done almost nothing festive with any friends this year. It’s fucking depressing. I just want the friends I’ve had for years to make an effort. Any kind of effort.

Chicken Adobo from TJ’s: good. Though I’ve never had it for real, so I have nothing to compare it to.

nothing like begging people to have children then doing this.

Ruining the dentist's wonderful work* *eating lunch

Shoutout to my dad for giving me anxiety, depression, early greys, and sleep apnea, but at least I’ve got giant boobs and good teeth.

I’ve now seen four 61 buses pass me going the opposite direction. Whereeeee is my bus.

Suck it, the Habs

WISCONSIN, y’all are really out here eating raw ground beef on bread and calling it a sandwich?

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Ah, shucks. I’m so sad to see him leaving the Phillies. So sad.

This man’s shirtless photos.

Love the Bell Centre. Fuck the Habs.

I know people love Hallelujah (as do I) but this is my damn JAM. Favorite song on the album. #nowplaying

UHHHHHH

“Philly is the new Brooklyn” go fuck yourself.

I forgot to take salmon out of the freezer for dinner. Guess I'm buying it on my way home.😩

She's 28 lol. I wonder if the person that does her injections hates her.

They both need to lay off the booze. And...I won't lie, I laughed when she got tripped. Deserved.

Parkway shut down for an officer's funeral. Apparently buses will be detouring all day, in case anyone is heading to center city. It's a fucking mess.

It’s going to take me over an hour and a half to get to work this morning. From Manayunk. What the fuck.

As someone who was bullied in the bus specifically…yeah.

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Deep to left. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

cc: everyone who has ever wronged me.

Clear the god damn snow off the top of your car. I used to do it for my parents when I was a kid. It’s not hard. And it’s fucking dangerous to leave it because it will turn into ice, you idiots.

Same way I found out about Epstein

Do I need to go to Fourth Wing night at the Flyers? Probably not. Will I? Perhaps. That sweatshirt…

Just awful.

BLESS TF UP.

Someone JUST sent this to me on IG and I’m so glad it’s also here.

I’m done

OKAY NOW I WANT TO DIE

Oh NO. No no no

Josh MF Jacobs

I had a dream last night about a receiving a specific dollar amount as a bonus. Last time I had a dream like that, I was psychic.

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I have a deep hatred for John Elway.

Let’s GO

Guess Travis will have plenty of time to help plan that wedding.