He's blessing Epstein????

I can’t remember if I fed my cats before I left this morning.

Monday again 😩

At least one of my teams didn’t embarrass me today.

Made dal bhat again. Delicious again. With lime and chili chutney again.

🌭 🌭 🌭

Shout the hell out to Teaberry, which is back at Franklin Fountain.

Sorry for the early skeet. I’ve had beer.

DUMB base running. Dumb

Painter is in?

Hate the Galapagos Gang.

Oh god fucking damn it I gotta see this Zach Pop dude start?

They need to bring back the clock.

I’d like to thank morning me for thinking about bringing a knit hat. It’s cold up here today.

Could I have gotten beaned up before I got here? Yes. Did I want to spend an exorbitant amount of money on a strawberry vanilla latte? Yes.

And I don’t get one, which is complete and total BS.

This is part of the reason why 9.4% (2024) of Philadelphians live in deep poverty, which is defined as a family of four living on $14,000 per year. A single person working 40 hours at a minimum wage job makes ~$15k per year. And we know minimum wage jobs aren’t giving 40 hour work weeks.

jd vance negotiating with Iran

What should I eat at the game tomorrow? A giant sundae? Sanchez sliders? The new burger & custard place? 😍😍😍

Yooooo delicious!

Well, it smells phenomenal

Wahhhhh I cheated on the woman that I was living with while she helped me during the healing of my leg and now I miss her wahhhhh Fuck off, Colton. #90DaysTheSingleLife

Pray for my cinnamon raisin sourdough that’s currently in the oven. It was leaking after I scored it 🫠

I need to know what’s going on with Meek and Temple.

Omg baby in the booth.

BOMBS ON BOMBS

I wonder what it feels like to go from no gravity to this. Like how heavy do they feel?

That sucked.

HELL YEAH JUSTIN

If only this counted... Tyrese Maxey absolutely NAILED the full court shot after the buzzer. (via: NBA)

They gotta stop saying erect.

More like Alec Buhm!

Glad I have something to distract me from the Phillies.

I'm moonscrolling

Which one of them has their seatbelt already off standing in the aisle?

The dirt bike guys are OUT in NW

Amazing.

Holy shit they’re going so fast

Woooooo!

You think they were more anxious during the first comms blackout or during this one?

Earth looking flat from the stream rn 🤨🤨🤨

Philly inquirer IG post just reminded me of those trees. You know the ones.

Kruk is back. We’re hitting bombs. Bless up.

MARSHY.

People with friends went out for happy hour. I went to Whole Foods for more sourdough materials. 🫠

Someone hates me because why is this happening when I’m out of the country.

Oh thank god Wheeler is back in the building.

It’s Taylor Ham. (I’m so sorry, it pained me to even say this. Please forgive me, everyone.)

As you may know, there was a partial collapse at the construction site next door to our Grays Ferry shelter/clinic. It was a frightening & tragic situation; one person was killed & two other workers are presumed dead. As recovery efforts continue, our hearts are with them & their loved ones 🧵

I have not been sore like this in a while, which is nice because I know it means I’m stronger, but so not nice because my quads are on fire.