Hurricanes have looked like the 97 Red Wings since they showed the Leafs assistant coaches high-fiving themselves over the set play on the Nylander goal

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not

Ended up next to Joe Bowen on the Go train back from the rink (to the rink for him, I guess). He definitely didn’t remember me (been a while since we’ve overlapped work wise) but he seemed to appreciate the compliment on his Notre Dame jacket so I’m still happy I said hello on my way off

This is 100% not someone who has been trained to use a gun. He's waving it around nervously. This is insane

Not surprised the hit didn't get anything (feels a little predatory, but by the rules, it's shoulder). Curious how Zadorov doesn't end up with an instigator on the fight, though. He's throwing punches before he even sees who he's going with. Good on McMann to hold his own, though

Was looking through old archives (we will not speak of the reasons why) last night, and re-discovered my favourite downtown photo I’ve taken over the years. Can’t for the life of me explain how the settings landed just right

People like this lurking in the algorithmic timelines are why this site will forever have trouble attracting normies

Having a weird one tonight

NAP benefits

That's the plan, though I just did a gold deck with four new jokers and it didn't count it so now I'm also considering throwing my phone into a fucking lake

Eat my shorts, Gold Stake Black Deck Completionist+ is now done

Most underappreciated Leaf maybe ever. Proof that the cap era has broken everyone's brains. People (not Sound, just in general) just noticing how insanely consistent he's been now because he took a sweetheart deal, but it's been there this whole time

Seeing a lot of “Leafs looked way better tonight”. They took 19 shots and pounced on a couple breakdowns. Utah goaltending wasn’t helpful. Better two points than zero but that was hardly a beat down. 🤷‍♂️

Cure your post-World Series depression by going to a Leafs game, they said

At SBA tonight. I’m the one not in the mask

Still a wonderful album www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jZe...

We now know that the power of friendship is worth about 50% off. this rules

Donald Trump: voters hate the Trump Shutdown

There are more of us than there are of them.

Biggest saving graces for the Leafs this year a) Everyone being distracted by the Jays b) Most of the games being on streaming or side channels, partially due to a) If Wednesday or Saturday looks like this...

Rielly's stick, Kindel's arm, that's a goal

I enjoy the times when I get to have nice conversations with old friends and their friends, when we're all aware of what the topic is. Please hit the discover feed with a meteor

The actual biggest problem with Bluesky is that the algorithm sucks, its too easy for any given post to drift outside of your bubble, and it does, you're almost guaranteed to have people who don't know you extrapolate just about anything you may have said into something sociopolitical

This doesn't even make any sense. How would you tariff them? And wouldn't a Republican Governor *want* the people who theoretically would be fleeing NYC for Texas?

Lab day

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

This is incredibly inside baseball, but I'm glad that the lady Noel wrote it for got to see him play it on the reunion tour this year.

One of the best compilation albums of all time, exclusively made of tracks that didn't make the first three albums. Part of that speaks to the depth of those albums, part of that is not knowing what they had because these were even better. The ultimate "Island of Misfit Toys" release

This rules so much

Stayed in Toronto, got rid of my Sabres/Caps tickets for today Now, can I get into the Skydome tonight? Probably not at a price anywhere close to reasonable, so probably gonna go watch this game at a bar with friends

Who cares, let me opt out of the discover feed

Just rode a bike from a friends place, took the long way though my childhood neighbourhood to get home. Having a treat sized Coffee Crisp on the final two block walk from the share station. Feeling good. Figure the Jays right tonight’s wrong and get it done. Thinking 7-3

Perfectly timed intermission

Kinda surprised an H&M in a shopping mall even has to state this, but then again a small few of these stores seem to actually be giving candy out so I guess everyone else has to march or apologize lol

Happy Halloween www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z53n...

My local outdoor ball hockey pickup got cancelled for tonight rained out so I'm subbing in a game where I know no one (a local comedy person that I follow said their team needed subs so I said why not)

Discover Feed opt-out in our lifetime

One of the exits for my building onto the street cuts through a school driveway and I guess they’re in recess right now A teacher came up to me: “the kids aren’t supposed to be climbing the trees, are they?” Me: “I would assume no, but I’d also assume you’d know better than me”

The most absurd stat in this game is the fact that the Blue Jays could've put their bats in a box and started sending them to Toronto after the third pitch of the game and still won

I don't feel bad for the celebs. But I feel some sympathy for the citizens of Japan, who are watching this shit at noon. The Dodgers are ruining lunch for many

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Won't lie, I've spent these Jays games more on the other place. There's equal engagement on both timelines, but posting here runs the high risk of ending up in the Discover feed and having people assume my baseball tweets are uspoli Basically just posting wherever the algorithm is colder

The Dodgers

Some say he doesn't like being shorthanded, others say he just wants the game to hurry up so they can watch the Jays at this point

everyone is 12 (in 2004) now

Can't ask for much more from the Jays through four games. Yeah, a thing or two goes the other way earlier this morning and they're firmly in control, but 2-2 with two of the next three at home against this team is pretty great

FLU GAME

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