Idk wtf I was thinking lol

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

JFC

That map has them positioned just about where a plank would go on the pirate ship.

We’re gonna see some strikeouts next season, folks

thinking of her today

Let’s, as they say, fucking go

Don’t fret, Liverpool. You do have an appointment with Dr. Tottenham in like three weeks. Slot just needs to survive till the 20th and then the eight goals they score that day should buy him some more time.

The American mind cannot comprehend the enduring popularity of the Beachcombers

Really when you think about it, considering the goal-scorers, it was 7-1 for PSG

At least he’s got us defensively sound, amirite

Team had a heartbeat, at least.

Oh, he’s missing three games for that one

Just brutal. So unnecessary

Pretty easy red card, no?

I don’t know who is on comms, but at this point I’d almost prefer he just said “one of the black ones” rather than get them mixed up every damn time

Oh come on

At least this feels like Tottenham.

RKM

JFc

Surely two goals will be enough against PSG?

Nice time for your first with the club

Some strike

I’m now watching in my phone and forgot my glasses so now all I see is blurs

🐦🐦🐦

This is already more ball in the opponents third than the entire first half (match?) on Sunday.

Porro with a gorgeous ball and Bergvall with a horrendous touch to receive it

Wild that some of you are watching matches that aren’t between the two reigning champions of Europe. SMDH

Anyway, I guess Frank has already concluded this isn’t going to be one of the 10-12 games out of 60 where things go your way or whatever.

For the record here are some Canadianisms (or in any case "more common in Canada than America-isms") that I enjoy: 1. Dipsy-doodle 2. Tickety-boo 3. Screw the pooch 4. Done like dinner

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

This is like shuffling the deck chairs in the Titanic but in 1914

I had no idea that gong show was a more readily adopted colloquialism in Canada, that's wild.

Fire the mall

Whenever you see Bari Weiss' name, remember: PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER! Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son. Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.

Oh fuck, Clattenburg scored? Were never getting rid of that guy

Good Night From The Drummer, My Friends. Sleep Tight.

Just bring this guy out of retirement. He won’t be worse and at least he could remind me of this once in a while. youtube.com/shorts/EnDp3...

One good thing about the Oilers is that at least the goaltending is fine

I think I would decree a second season of Terriers

@butterball are your turkeys sushi grade or should I source a different product for thanksgiving?

🍁 GOAL | Promise David Galatasaray vs. Union St-Gilloise, UCL November 25th, 2025 #CanMNT 🎥DAZN

Cyle Larin will not make the World Cup squad

Hojberg still an elite pointer

Gonna watch Juventus because Canadians have had a pretty good footballing day

Unwatchable

Only 6 days left to order online. (Sorry for the mini-biz spam, it will end in 6 days.) If you’ve ordered since the last drop, it’s going out today! Here’s some other pieces from this year that I like. Loxythemaker.com

edition.cnn.com/2025/11/25/s... A story that I’ve been working on for the past few months, about why women’s football is so important to queer people, is published! I really loved writing this and it’s a story that’s very close to my heart. I would love it if you kind folks would give it a read 🤍