I don't know the next time I'll be that close to sports joy again.

Please. Please let me have this.

Believe in the Blue Jays

I am verklemt

THATS A RUN

Oh my god

I truly want nothing more than for Mutant Furby That Also Catches to finish this as a hero.

Vladdy walkoff, let’s cement the legend here and now.

C'mon Jeff. I believe.

FEEWING FINE, WHY DO WHYOU ADK?

it’s time to get on uncle Jeff’s wild ride

MORE KING SHIT

*through teeth gritted so hard they’ve turned into dust* Knew we’d get out of that

Okay, now it’s a Blue Jays playoff game.

More king shit

King shit

If you told me Addison Barger was a famous singer and Tate McRae a Canadian baseball player, I would believe you.

Scherzer is great because he’s a certified Sports Lunatic, a rarified type of player.

Nurse would be the best power forward in the league if they converted him to left wing.

Game 5 recap:

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

This stadium is MOROSE.

Dan and Buck keep saying Yesavage is 22, but those medium-grey New Balances say he’s 39.

That's the difference in the superstars right there: Vladdy is good enough to hit a HR off Shohei, but Shohei could never manage to hit a HR off Vladdy.

The absolute stones on Lauer there

Check out this pumpkin my 9 year old did for her school’s contest. Had to choose a character from a book and she went with Hobbes.

A little over five years ago today Roth told us to believe in Alejandro Kirk. defector.com/go-ahead-and...

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Omg

Absolute nails by Barger

Canucks really snatching defeat from the jaws of victory tonight.

Talk as much shit about Bouchard as you want, there’s fewer than a handful of defensemen that can make that pass.

Really happy that Demko was able to find his game again. Really concerning for the Canucks that he’s putting up numbers like this and the team is barely holding on to 12th in the west.

There was a Club Penguin alumni reunion last night at a brewery in town and over 100 people showed up and it rocked. That company and that game was something special.

There are horse cop trailers parked on my (downtown TO) street right next to a sports bar, and drunk guys keep tentatively approaching to ask the cop if they can pat the horse 😭

@thezubes.bsky.social my man, i cannot go to bed before listening to a pod tonight

Barger following up his grandest of salamis with a through-the-infield-grounder-single is such a pour-the-salt-on-the-wound move.

For real tho, the best feeling in the world is being the *uncontested, unanimous underdog* and then laying down an absolute shit-kicking. My word, this is cathartic.

Pour it on, baby.

Congrats to the stripes on their new kitchen reno!!!

Refs gotta have money on the Oilers tonight lol.

Brings me no small amount of joy to see how awful Mailloux has been in the NHL.

It's really annoying how speedy and fun the Habs are.

Mangiapane has a mere 5 shots in 8 games, but he's scored 3 times. 🤷

Isaac Howard, hello.

George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

YOU READY SHOHEI??????????????

Cannot wait for the monologue from @thezubes.bsky.social that’ll show up at some point tonight.

Buck Martinez and Dan Schulman get to call the World Series. That absolutely rules.