canucks fans daring rutherford and allvin to say the word rebuild

Brett Kulak provided solid service as an Oiler. His contract extension also gave us this banger moment in Oilers Twitter History and for that we should be eternally grateful:

no one in the oilogosphere ever posted about kulak. he was neither loved nor hated. he was without defenders while absent antagonists. we knew he existed yet we had no unmovable opinions about his play or character - farewell brett kulak, the true neutral

how the fuck do you lose a trade that involves stuart skinner

ask any dutch person about missed corners and the 2010 final

oilers went from having two skinners to zero skinners

this means we won the jimmy carson trade

For his outstanding contributions to narrative film and television with Friendship and The Chair Company, we are pleased to announce Tim Robinson as the 2025 Person Of The Year.

Hi hello the Venezuela stuff is entirely about oil, both in Venezuela and in Guyana (where Venezuela is laying claim to the oil in what is now Exxon’s largest oilfield, which Chevron has also bought into). It is the bidding of US oil majors and it’s not remotely subtle.

me chilling with dan in the kitchen while he was making pesto in his straw chefs toque and humming melodies that made it onto the album

this means we lost the peca trade

imagine losing twice in the same season to the buffalo sabres

slavia prague's goalkeeper is a dead ringer for mattias ekholm

congratulations to shai gilgeous-alexander for winning the 2025 northern star award (formerly the lou marsh trophy)

the only reason why i would want to punch makar is because he's from calgary

vinicius jr for mo salah, the trade is one for one

This Day In Oilers Twitter History:

We need a People’s Baseball Hall of Fame

forgot that a long while back i was fucking around and made an oilluminati crest based on the style of real madrid. considered getting some embroidered badges made so i could give them to friends

think the new third jerseys are ok, i like the cream but the script logo makes them look like post-modern baseball throwbacks. oilers have never had a jersey that says edmonton on them. if the current version had the name of the city on them - in a diagonal like the rangers - i would get one

this means we won the theo peckham trade

jarry would have saved that

trent frederic scored an assist and schools across canada are closed thank you prime minister mark carney

awarding myself the title of oilers shitposter of the year

dude wearing the flames jersey in the front row is trying to make the game about himself

imagine having curtis lazar walk up and just dunk on you

i really hope we as fans dont ruin this high scoring bender we are riding by starting a wave

savoie on comrie is yeg on yeg homicide

hahaha you have to love these headlines stacking on a drunk fascist handjob fuck. you know youve lost the nation when even postmedia is taking shots at you

frank gehry loved hockey and unfortunately did not live to see his beloved leafs win another cup. the mental torture of watching the leafs invent new ways to lose since 1967 clearly warped his mind to design the weirdest trophy in the history of sports with the one he did for the world cup of hockey

people keep insisting that he played in edmonton but as a lifelong oilers fan i can honestly say that i have never heard of him

this means we won the yamamoto trade

You’ll never guess where this goes

Vladdy in contract limbo really fucked up free agency last winter. Teo most likely would have signed in Toronto if he was certain Vladdy was there long term instead Shatkins threw the bag at Santander

this means we lost the nick schultz trade

frank seravalli is fighting michael buble

A message to Vince Gasparro:

people really sleep on the fact that the oilers won the gretzky trade/sale since we went on to get another cup and gretzky won nothing with the kings

this means we won the hall-larsson trade

Nuge should challenge Eberle to a fight

leon plays his best when he’s pissy

oilers returning from a 7 game road trip and playing a single game at home before going back away is incredible scheduling. hated this shit from when it first dropped

the backup plan is an olympic quality hockey arena 2 hrs away in turin

if the team has no swag and lacking emotion that is more a consequence of roster construction and losing players like perry while leaning yet again on inconsistent goaltending than coaching. if anything bowman should be fired before knoblauch