And after all that, Ingram doesn’t make a single stop in the shootout. Woof.

How did THAT stay out???

Who knew that 4th liners in OT would be a bad idea????

That’s very CLEARLY a penalty

McDavid ties Roenick in career points. One back of Larry Murphy.

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

I also don’t believe Pronger is telling the whole truth, but that’s all I’ll say about that

Oilers 50/50 commercials taking up the entire intermission tells you exactly how profitable it is for Katz

We have entered the “you can’t kill me if I commit suicide” phase of American Decline

Referees are going for straight time right now

Were these raggedy ostrich medical freedom yokels in remote BC about to cure bird flu & dethrone Ozempic? Was the farm really a multi-billion dollar biologics manufacturer disguised as a Maple MAGA convoy separatist squat? Nah, it was a scam. 🙏🏻 CBC fifth estate and Mark Kelley

A new Leger poll finds a strong majority of Albertans want the province to remain in Canada, with 23% pushing for an independent nation (and 7% wanting to be Americans)

the chicago pope is over on twitter being christlike and everyone's biblesplaining him in the replies lol

Check out these legends that Connor is set to pass potentially before this season is through

Why are we making it easier for the other team???

NO. NOT JARRY.

McDavid is now 1 point back from Jeremy Roenick on the all time points list. He started the night 6 points back

Holy Shit

Whatever McDavid is on, it’s not from this world

Rosco!

10 minutes into the game and we have a 0.00 Sv% The game is tied Oilers Hockey, Baby!

I always forget how weird the camera angles are in San Jose

The Conservative Party is dead in the water. Failures of leadership. Failures of philosophy. Failures of morality.

McDavid officially overtook Bobby Clarke for 50th in All-Time scoring last night. Tied at 1210 points but 97 with more goals.

They really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory there

Jarry really does make goaltending look easy. But…like…maybe anybody could do it.

Sittin on the Dach of the bay

Blah blah blah Jarry has to stop that

NUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE

Oh Captain My Captain

Lazar you kidding me?

That was a helluva shot

That was a helluva shot

I bet threatening to annihilate every man, woman, and child in Iran will definitely stop the fact that people chant “Death to America” For sure. Absolutely. Yeah, no.

Genocide. This is genocide. What the fuck?

Forcing the Artemis crew to speak with Donald Trump was part of a NASA training exercise to prepare future astronauts for encounters with less intelligent life forms.

Trump really shows us how much we over estimated how intelligent people are. The voting base is just unbelievably stupid.

Another coaching fire from a playoff team days before the playoffs?

There is a fully demented man in the Oval Office and nobody is doing anything about it.

Imagine getting outcoached by Tortorella. Embarrassing.

This doesnt seem to be going well

Looks like the Jays have a Little problem I’ll see myself out

SAVOIIIIIIIIEEEEE

If Alberta teachers are forced to teach “Both sides” on all things now, I look forward to teachers prepping the “pro” sides for Luigi and the Kirk assassination. Malicious compliance is the only way to respond.

The shit show continues

“Kids really struggled when schools were closed for Covid and classes were remote, and social media is addictive and bad for their mental health, so the best thing for their mental health as college students will be to make a computer their friend,” said no one who’s ever met a college student ever.

How do you do, fellow kids?

People won’t like this, but Stuart Skinner is a substandard NHL goalie and is costing this team all the time.

Skinner is useless

THEY FORGOT ABOUT DRAI