SON HEUNG MIN OH MY FUCKING GOD

💰 Cashed in the 60th minute. We are so fucking back. My picks are 11-9-2.

So fucking frustrating how we play like shit against South Alabama no matter what. Best team in 10 years? Can't even look competitive against a 3-7 USA...

It's been a while... 🚨 MLS Playoff Saturday Pick 🚨 LAFC vs Vancouver Over 2.5 @ -148 Just an absolutely crazy amount of firepower in this game. The over 2.5 has hit in 61% of these teams' games this year. This is good value. My picks are 10-9-2 🍀

Charles Cornwallis tried to tell y'all back in 1780! Charlotte is a hornet's nest. We've been ready to get rowdy since the 18th century, baby

Just got stopped in the hallway at work by someone from marketing asking employees to share of camera how AI has positively impacted their role at the bank. I politely declined to share (my AI takes would get me fired)

4 goals in the first half, all scored by MLS players. QSMNT fans on suicide watch lmao #USMNT #USAvURU

As if I needed another reason to hate Hendrick: They sold $2M of police SUVs to ICE.

Psycho behavior from that cop. What a fucking loser

Lmao at loser cop walking up the tunnel to shoulder check the Carolina players.

Yeah this is why Texas A&M was always on Fraud Watch lol

Ayy ESPN is back on YouTubeTV

Nothing says "pro-life" like hanging out in front of a Planned Parenthood with a gun and an itchy trigger finger.

What an amazing job by the Sun Belt schedule writers this year. I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but there's a real chance that the conference championship game won't be decided until the last week of the regular season when the current the top 2 from both divisions all meet.

Big game tonight in the Fun Belt. If Troy loses to Old Dominion, it gives Southern Miss a two game cushion in the West.

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

This would be setting the league back 20 years in the name of being more like ✨️Europe✨️ 3 of the top 5 teams by attendance are in SEC Country. Chicago, Cincinnati and Columbus are B1G markets. All 6 of those cities have NFL teams. Competing for views against football is a losing proposition

Scheduling the surprise compliance audit exam for 8am on the day after a holiday is absolutely diabolical. Whoever made that decision must truly love their job.

Charlotte lost. Southern Miss won. So not total agony

5 mins into the second half update: It has never been more over

Halftime update: I should have known better.

Oh boy, here I go feeling hopeful again! Let's go, Charlotte #ForTheCrown

Having a playoff game after work on a Friday is unfortunate for my clients I can tell you that much

It's a Charlotte FC match day, so I'm *probably* gonna finally cross 1k posts on bluesky today. It has taken me over two years. Some of y'all are sick lol

Oh my... someone who loves Ryan needs to take away his interest access for a while.

There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

HUGE sports weekend for me coming up: Friday night, Charlotte FC plays NYCFC in Game 3 to advance to the Conference Seminfinals for the first time ever. Southern Miss plays Arkansas State at noon on Saturday. A win means we control our own destiny in the West division.

Can't wait to read Ezra Klein's piece about how Dick Cheney led us into a decades long war under false pretenses, but at least he did it with civility.

Kinda wild how Charlotte FC has forced a game 3 in the first round of the playoffs in back to back years despite not scoring a single goal in the first two games. Hopefully we get a different result in game 3 this year.

Also heartbreaking loss for Keselowski. He needed this one. Would have been a nice consolation for neutral fans after Hamlin losing the championship.

Absolutely gutwrenching for Denny. He didn't need 4 tires, he needed to keep track position.

LITERALLY ALWAYS BELIEVED. KAHLINA SAVES.

Yeah so, withholding food from people is an act of violence. Forcing families to go hungry is an act of violence. The state is committing and act of violence on its people.

I have been desperately trying to keep from getting my hopes up all week about the playoff game this afternoon. But you know what, fuck it. Charlotte is gonna do it. We can win anywhere. #ForTheCrown

Nobody at the office today. Tempted to sneak my ass home on my lunch break.

So, we're all rooting for Denny Hamlin this weekend, right?

Normal Men talking about reproductive rights. Hell yeah Fun fact: I first met George 5 years ago through a local abortion clinic defense organization here in Charlotte.

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You know what, shame on me. I fell for it again. Charlotte was never winning tonight. It's the playoffs, why would I ever believe?

I am ao ready to never see Liel Abada play for Charlotte again. #ForTheCrown

Customer: Do y'all accept capital gains as income for a HELOC? Me: As long as it's claimed on your tax returns, yes. C: What about *stated* capital gains? Me: (dumbfounded) Again, only income reported on personal or business tax returns. C: Can you ask your underwriters to be sure? Me: 😐😑😐

Had a lot going on this weekend and didn't get a chance to post about it BUT THE SOUTHERN MISS GOLDEN EAGLES ARE BOWL ELIGIBLE! BEST START TO A SEASON SINCE 2011, SOUTHERN MISS TO THE TOP BABY

I can't wait to hear Brian Kelly say "yinz" when he's introduced at Penn State this winter

And now Philadelphia baits another red card late. Free Wilfried Zaha, btw.

Wow what an absolute screamer for Chicago to tie it late. Sickos rejoicing. #MLSCupPlayoffs

Didn't measure out my coffee this morning, just went by feel. Judging by that first sip, I was pretty heavy handed. I'm about to be WIRED

As unhinged as this man and this quote is, he's right that it's absolutely ridiculous that people are saying he needs to drop out and endorse a guy who lost the other party's primary

Bank I work for just announced via email that the final phase of RTO begins Jan 1. 5 days in office, no exceptions (I am affected by this) vibes are terrible. This is me trying not to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the employer/employee relationship is inherently adversarial