still the only explanation you need

Mike Judge has to be so pissed that this administration is out Idiocracing him.

He asks the widow, solemnly, “what did he bench?”

The "again" in this hitting harder than a bus

So …. Things are still pretty shitty since last week huh ?

I’m back for the weekend a little early bc work is driving me nuts and I don’t want to pay attention to it any more.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "I can make it do whatever you want if you give me enough time and money"

HOT DOG SCONES

Happy Colgate Day Hug a Raider Buy them a Utica Club And a couple of Slices* (*Slices come plain only)

NOBODY PUTS CAPEL IN THE CORNER

Well friends duty calls and I gotta be heading back into the Code Mines soon. Maybe I’ll pop in next weekend, even though it’s not my weekend. Tell your mother I said hello

And viciously hard to end them

I might be more willing to listen to Boston's complaint about interference on the winner if an uncalled slash on Shea hadn't led directly to a goal. Or if a blatant, uncalled interference on Acciari hadn't sent him crashing into the boards while washing our a potential icing. #LetsGoPens

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Each of Pens' last four successful rallies from a deficit of 3+ goals have ended 5-4 in OT. Sid (2) and Geno had the other OT goals.

No idea what Pasta was bitching about.

What was Columbus thinking. Lol.

Get your SHINEBOX Bruins

TOMMY NOVAK!!!

Just some stupid game management there by the Pens but they got away with it. Stole a point.

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

Just interference the whole way down the ice

That’s just an absolutely insane penalty to take there you can’t be that lazy with your stick.

41 takes way too long to decide what he’s going to do.

Still thinking back to my 2024 door knocking and canvassing where left-leaning indies and even a few registered Dems told me they couldn't vote for Harris because she "didn't understand the economy" and would "send our kids to war." "Burgers were cheaper with Trump" and "he hates war." Fun times.

Letang got elbowed in the face. That’s why he was pissed.

he just makes mouth noises until he gets the response he’s looking for and people report them as if they mean something

Deferment Donnie Delivers Draft

You never see news stories about how parents explained the rapey skunk to kids.

Toad walked on the high wire. “Frog,” cried Toad, “can you do tricks like this?”

I just wanted to say racist slurs and now I've been drafted into a war in the Middle East and $150 drones are dropping hand grenades on my head: The MAGA Story

Missle. I’ve never seen a puck come back out of the net that fast.

I’m not sure that was a penalty.

Weird game for Silovs

It makes the goalies life a lot easier when there’s no traffic, you keep hitting him with pucks and missing wide open nets.

An interesting counterfactual is the world where Trump DIDN'T attack Iran and then Khamenei died of old age in a few years -- would his hard-liner son have still been named his successor, or would they have gone in a slightly different direction, perhaps in reaction to prolonged public unrest?

Bruins already ran the Pens goalie once. Good that Letang is sticking up for Artie.

Stop talking about that idiot with bad opinions and tattoos, and start talking about Andrea!

How Netanyahu allegedly dogwalked Trump into war. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

Btw I have no idea what Silovs was doing on that goal. Really odd move across.

The peak of civilization

Failure to get that clear there lead to the goal. You have to get the puck out there.

@aprince27.bsky.social Korpisalo is one of those names Chuck Kaiton loved to say

Grade A chance for the Pens You have to bury that.

Absolutely no reason to have a regular season game start 15-20 minutes late bc another regular season game hasn’t finished.

My #InternationalWomensDay mood

I believe we not only killed his parents but his wife as well.