hey guys quick question. does anyone know what’s going on. with anything

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

the latter. At least we, as elder millennials, have a baseline knowledge of how things could be, and many are still working hard to make it so. The younger ones have had nothing to look forward to; it’s a strangulating lack of hope. We can and will do better together.

"We know you feel isolated. We know you can’t talk about your emotions. We know you’re looking for male role models in all the wrong YouTube algorithms. But fear not. We have found the solution to all your problems." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

I chatted with Mary Jo and Kevin about our weird mad scientist characters on MST3K. Two conclusions: 1) we can’t remember shit 2) still, we do know we had such a great time that we can’t wait to give it another go! With handy, user-friendly excerpts of the sketches we’re trying to remember.

Someone please recommend me a place to get a gel pedicure in Lawrenceville, Bloomfield, Shadyside etc. My girl moved back to Beaver County and I am in desperate need. #pittsburgh

"...and it was delicious!"

Just the war in Iraq/Afghanistan war was going on for more of my life than it wasn't.

Anything that lives in a shell is cute & chic as fuck like awww hey baby snail I love what you’ve done w your anatomy how avant-garde

Paramount about to be fourfive seconds away from reviving Spike TV and tagging it as “A PLACE WHERE MEN CAN BE MEN,” MANswers will lead off with “CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE: WHAT THE ALLEGED SCIENCE SAYS TODAY”

We’re at war in the Middle East and there’s cargo shorts with a 12” inseam and a built in belt on the shelf at Kohl’s, 2007 is so fucking back.

Congrats on inventing insider trading war crimes, America

"No peaceful demonstrator should ever be killed for standing up to their government. Unless, of course, they’re a suburban mom in an SUV that’s driving away from law enforcement."

YES YES YES

Everyone skips past the 02 financial crisis because 09 was so bad. But depending on how you parse millenial...it's been bad for awhile but also the worst bit is they grew up during a period where things were getting better and then got the rug pulled out from under them.

RIP to this hair clip I've had for like 20 years. The metal spring finally just crumbled.

If two guys went up to a kid, one guy shot the kid, then the other guy went "woah woah woah dude, you didn't fill out the form for child murder, you gotta do the proper paperwork to murder kids bro, there is a process here," you would reasonably conclude that two guys had murdered that kid.

Okay yes RE:9 is scary but it's very the same as every other RE game thus far BUT it's big scary anyway

resurrecting Get Your War On

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Being an American is like being in a murder mystery where the killer is always you.

I'm so mad there aren't protected accounts on here. I look lot and I need some of you to know it

And yet when I speak the truth about Neutral Milk Hotel... I am persecuted

NVM is breaking up 😭

"Just skip breakfast and lunch! You don't need to eat! If you meditate hard enough you won't need to eat at all!"

put the fucking moorhead tower in the lego set you COWARDS!! PUT CITY COUNTY AND THE CONVENTION CENTER IN TOO!!!!!!

ok just learning now that there is basically nowhere you can get Hershey's Special Dark unsweetened cocoa powder anymore?! what?!

There's a sleeper group of potholes at the intersection of Northumberland and Wightman that'll take you out. You can roll to avoid the movement penalty for difficult terrain, but if you fail you take 4d6 bludgeoning damage and 2d4 psychic damage.

and ofc I exchanged it and sized up and now the cups are gappy. woe. lamentation

I'm gonna have to negotiate with my legs to get up the stairs. This is my third yoga class in 3 days where we did a bunch of goddess squats, and my hamstrings are filing OSHA complaints What was with everyone slotting THOSE in this week

there are so many impactful paragraphs in this piece that I couldn't fit a proper pull quote, so just go read it.

Ewwwww @milesklee.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/everyo...

More people are single now because men straight-up don't know how to relate to women as peers, and there's no longer an incentive for women to put up with it. They're trying to force us back into marriage with all these regressive laws but it's just not working. Maybe try the other way now?

Don’t trust anyone who thinks the world can be vibecoded

Btw if you post or repost AI art, even if it's meant to be "supportive" of the "right people," I'm blocking you AND whoever you reposted. Slop that agrees with you is still slop, and it doesn't magically cancel out the environmental effects if you're using it to be "woke."

New research shows that seasoned birders — including older adults — had denser tissue in parts of the brain tied to attention and perception.

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

reminder: Google's AI overviews do not collect or vet facts they are text templates designed to mimic what vetting facts would look like, what shape they would take, and where links to sources would go they then fill that template, like mad libs, with anything they can find, regardless of truth

Endless traffic behind a bunch of people who have never driven in the snow and by golly they're not going to start today

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

these fast food ordering kiosks are getting more and more complicated

when i was talking about pain stuff someone suggested ketamine therapy in a way that couched it in like "i know ketamine has a bad reputation because of elon musk" and it just hit me that it's kind of a huge achievement to be so uncool you make ketamine look bad

feel like they might want to rethink the name

Due to everything, I will not be doing anything at this time

Discover Weekly like hey have u heard of this cool band. I think u will like. Tigers Jaw

there's no way that this isn't directly related to American consumption of cocaine skyrocketing

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life