Legitimately mad that Bsky doesn't have private account options. I miss that from Twitter.

Prohibited activities include advising Chinese graduate students. For reference, a recent Georgetown report estimated 16% of STEM graduate students in the US are Chinese nationals. This would take out entire fields at the knees, which is perhaps the point.

I submitted a contest for this ticket today. Apparently you do NOT have to go to court, you just do it online. We shall see.

stay classy PRT

a “Space Force”, if you will

I touched it and a door opened somewhere in West Virginia Kodak Hawkeye Brownie Kodak Tri-X #filmphotography

SCHUMER: Look… I know everyone’s worried about this statue facing our gates. But I see this as a chess match between us and the Greeks—and I know chess. Our best play is to move the horse straight forward.

girl was out of her depth making that promise to emergent millennials

that is a small margin - another reminder that every fucking vote counts, and if you decide to "sit one out", you are an asshole.

if you are in your feelings today like I am please read this thread it made me laugh so hard

Call me Heraclitus the Obscure Constantly weeping because the river doesn't move It doesn't flow It's been leaded by snider men to make a profit from the poor Don't want to hear those vile trumpets anymore #NowPlaying

Man I loved my Masculinity Studies class in undergrad and I feel like that should keep going. I recently read Niko Stratis' book and it made me realize-- well, not realize, but drove the point home-- about how much of masculinity, and the performance of it, is based in violence.

It is incredible — the blind spots you develop when you’ve never, ever been poor.

Roasted some chicken with rosemary and oranges tonight for dinner and

probably a good time to bring this back

Should billionaires exist? Yes. So long as, once a year, one is randomly chosen to thank society by being publicly burned at the stake. All assets will be redistributed to the people, a reward for creating a system that allows an individual to become disgustingly wealthy from the labor of others.

If this cat doesn't stop touching me I'm putting him in a well.

BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥

Went down the Strip to have lunch with a friend and got a parking ticket for an "expired meter" that had to have been printed before I even turned the car off-- I DID pay for parking, at 12:24pm. The ticket was issued at 12:23. I want to contest it but it's not worth going to traffic court over $25.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

as if fury can't compound

I'm so sick of all these bought and paid for old kockers.

just me and my SAD lamp against the world

This morning has just been me going "Pancake! PANCAKE! STOP!" over and over again my son is Acting Out

I got one more economic downturn in me. After that, it happens again, I will begin to wander the earth.

yes please any time

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen

The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at

A friend of mine who I think very highly of and who is a very intelligent and accomplished person recently told me that they "use ChatGPT for everything." I was aghast. Honestly. Why?!

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

In the 90s you would order food in the drive through, get home and realize that they forgot something, what Uber Eats does is add a computer and another guy to that process

Goddamn that sucks.

rediscovered a dumb meme that speaks to me

Those little electric scooters are so unserious. Imagine getting into an argument with your girlfriend and you go to huff off and you have to put on your lil helmet and scootaloo away.

new Seer Believer album drops December 4th! #NowPlaying

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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

I really can't point this out enough. It's 2025, and we still have men being like "wow, did these broads with their nail polish ruin the office?" The fuck are you talking about? Grow up!

I'm bringing sexy back, but it's perfect toes and great lingerie. Fuck y'all. Sexy never left.

Florence Welch. Idk why. I just feel like she'd find me really boring. And Isaac Brock, same reason.

STONE ROSES: ♫ i want to be adored♪ ME: wtf is a dord

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

Second worst thing to jobs who don't post a salary range: Jobs who DO, but they're lying about it. I consistently get into these interviews only to be told that the range is considerably lower than what was in the posting.

You will know I got kidnapped and someone else is posing as me if I ever say "I had Thanksgiving catered." No judgment on people who do that, I'm just super into cooking on Thanksgiving.