New Mineral?!?!? It's been 30 years?!?! #NowPlaying

South Side. Birmingham Bridge. If you just honked at some SUV and passed it through a red light, that was the police chief and he is pulling you over now.

Samuel Beckett waited outside Lidl to do the same but his supplier never turned up

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Begging for just one showrunner to be brave enough to show a suspect in the interrogation room take the offered styrofoam cup of water, drink the water, then slowly eat the cup in front of the fuming cops. The glass may be one way but the trickery doesn’t have to be.

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there's a woman who parks her truck near the Butler Street studio, she has a sticker on the back with a bone hand flipping the bird and it says "GO AROUND ME-- I LEFT ON TIME" and while it's not something I personally would put on my car, it's there in spirit.

Y'all remember this song? The BoDeans. I would never have guessed that band in a million years. It's got that "the band your Gen X uncle has been in for 27 years" thing going. Was this in a show or something and that's why it got big? I feel like that's true.

ah yes yet another year of my neighbors still having that yippy ass Yorkie that barks to be let in that they just ignore

ME: time to sleep BRAIN: have you ever noticed that Huey Dewey and Louie all rhyme but nearly every syllable is spelled differently

so 🫠 many 🫠 weeds 🫠 already 🫠

ai has a “pr crisis” because we’re being told that it will replace everyones jobs and the plan from there appears to be to have to deal with not having a job or money. no one believes that the tech billionaires will bestow UBI or anything at all onto the “permanent underclass”

basically any TV show

1. Your goal is to retrieve your treasure from a monstrous entity. 2. All you need is a pen and paper, but expensive software makes it much easier. 3. The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.

You're the only one who ever felt right Tail spinning into the night Don't say it's not a big deal You don't know the way I feel Hands all over me swaying from your drinks Fight, fall asleep Damn Damned to Damned to love Damned to love you #NowPlaying

They should invent a road that you can only use if you've driven a car before or have ever been in Oakland Sightseers and first-timers over there. I'm trying to get to work.

man. I am too tired.

There is a child in this neighborhood whose, idk, child sounds, sound exactly like a cat getting ready to throw up, and I need them to grow up quick and leave that behind cause it's got me muting my music every five minutes to be like "WHOMST?!"

Happy 100th to the greatest campus building...in the world. www.cathedral100.pitt.edu

shoes look like a gigolo's couch man

This skeet is becoming evergreen

Whole thread of bangers. feels like a watershed group of graphics

Y'all's kids have gotta stop growing. I know it's corny but every time I see them I'm like damn you're so big and grown! It's making me feel ancient!

please don't ask that 🫠😩🫩

u guys remember stuxnet? just saying

it me

I'm gonna pee my PANTS LMFAOOOO

Yeah I no longer wish to be informed. I am good. I am full up on information today. Thank you.

It took a lifetime's worth of work to be as unpleasant as I am And I don't think that I will ever turn it back It took a lifetime's worth of work to be as careless as I am And I don't think that I will ever turn it back #NowPlaying

What's a fun group activity for grad students that doesn't cost a lot of money? Like a craft project or something. We thought about doing tie-dye T-shirts but we don't have anywhere to do it that I wouldn't worry about making a stained mess. I am not creative with this stuff.

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

I knew my Google alert for "Avignon Papacy" would pay off someday

From your planet to mine, the static fades How can I not say That the way that I feel about you, it's bad news? So I take my time Yeah, the way that I can't keep my cool when it's you It's this simple art of mine #NowPlaying

nate dogg/warren g making a noise complaint:

oh boy. oh boy oh boy

This is catastrophic.

Turned in my first 30-min sequence. Feeling good about it. Next ones are 45 minutes, 60 minutes, 75 minutes, and 90 minutes 😶

yes, please do not fedpost but also it is incredibly infuriating that the president of the united states can threaten to destroy an entire civilization with impunity and the rest of us have to say <redacted> a lot

I hate all of it tbh. I shower because I am not gross and I like the refreshing sensation of personal hygiene but I don't actually enjoy the act of showering at all. I am in and out in the minimum amount of time it takes to clean myself properly. Shower thoughts and shower beers are alien to me

oh?!?? 👀

The Artemis astronauts. Something that’s happening now that in no way whatever sucks. A blessing.

when the nephews at the christmas party ask you to play mario karts

Along with passing legislation banning cooperation with ICE, Pittsburgh City Council also passed a resolution to disclose all surveillance technology the city is currently using against citizens.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.