hell yeah i love jets to brazil

ellie wins hells kitchen or we riot

🌱🌿

Just realized that Technical Super Bowl Champion Stetson Bennett is very much within the realm of possibility right now

The Patriots are going to end up somehow playing Stetson Bennett in the Super Bowl.

anyway here's wonderwall

🎶 they call me Gato I have metal joints, beat me up and earn 15 silver points 🎶

frodo waking up in Rivendell seeing all his friends* *and also legolas even though they only interacted once

imagine coming back from a night at the pub and some tweaking wizard is inside your house yelling about an old piece of jewelry

frank

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

three of them

90 seconds away from converting to Catholicism for sports reasons

favre and rodgers won super bowls when they were 27 and jordan love is about to turn 27 !!!!!!

go pack go

Some guys have all the luck Some guys have all the pain Some guys get all the breaks Some guys put together model trains

writing out my new years resolutions

Sugar Bowl? RFK Jr is going to lose his shit

more like joe misjudge

who's that coming down the track go dawgs

when you mightve met husker du but don't remember, that's mould acquaintance be forgot

twenty twenty sicks

low key love it when a singer doesn't give a shit on stage like yeah bruh i hate my job too

unbothered moisturized in my lane shitting aggressively happy

fuck auld aquaintance all my homies hate auld aquaintance

it's taking a whole lot to not lose my shit today

way to go, north avenue trade school

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

hey Ben Folds what time is it

merry christmas to mr tumnus and his cunty scarf

I love my family

love how the bears logo also looks surprised that just happened

bears can't read

I remember when I was learning my shapes and I immediately decided I did Not Like The Rectangle

Avatar (2009) / Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

replacing cpap water with eggnog

what i need is a potato chip with integrity

*indecisive zz top ordering at a bakery voice*: give me all your muffins all your scones and biscuits too

culvers is a burger store

🎶 if you believed 🎶 they put a man on the roof 🎶

My cat bringing me something he got out of the garbage

we play different games of club keno!! at the same bars!!!

activation

it's been over two hours and she hasn't killed a single Bill

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

getting bricked up means something totally different in the cask of amontillado fyi

go dawgs!!! if you want, if not that's ok too!!