That once-a-year thrill of remembering you own a standing desk and making it go up and seeing how much of your setup gets dragged onto the floor

Did they think I'd not notice

No one on this bus knows I'm listening to The Loneliness of the Tower Crane Driver from the Mercury Award winning Elbow album The Seldom Seen Kid

Nice thing about Wplace is how you can add your commentary to other peoples' art

Ah shoot whoops

Wow, Mario trailer, Steam Frame, they are DESPERATE to distract us from the fact Nick can fit a hairbrush in his mouth

I think they ran out of ideas by the last one

WHEN was somebody planning on telling me THIS EXISTS??

HE'S BACK

Popeyes festive menu is looking pretty good, cheesy chicken sandwich, cheesy fries, and to drink... fuck it, cup of cheese

I think what I like most about one million foxes is just how many there are

After three weeks of new car smell I finally put a cherry jelly belly in the orange car and now it smells like my car, why would anyone ever want their car to smell of anything else

My TV keeps playing the Simpsons in the wrong language and I'm scared it's going to do it while I'm asleep and because I know every episode word for word I'm going to subconsciously learn another language and that's all I'll be able to speak when I wake up

I wish cats didn't have legs and just moved around like slugs

I love that foxes were still around being weird even back in the 90s

There's a queue at Greggs and only one festive bake in the cabinet and I'm so stressed

Yesss my registration finally arrived IT'S OFFICIAL

I made @enigmahyena.bsky.social watch Big Brother

OH NO

If you got one of THESE in your Halloween candy you're very lucky and you should treasure it always

The Logitech support site says "We're currently experiencing longer response times due to a recent update designed to improve your experience." Like, why even say that

I went to set up a Stripe account and it turns out I made one in 2016 to accept payments for "I WANT TO SEE ZOOTOPIA" I have no recollection of this

I was so sure I'd give myself food poisoning last Thursday and I survived so I'm cooking the same thing tonight only the ingredients are four days older

OH MY GOD tomorrow's the last day to redeem anything you won in McDonald's Monopoly DON'T FORGET THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH NOW

Every day I leave the house and remember I am the owner of a ridiculous orange car

I maintain a list of ideas for Jymgo that I can just add to throughout the year They don't all get used

It's true he could murder me in an eating style

Halloween is over CHRISTMAS IS BLOOMING

Good news furry Luigi

They're taking bookings for Nicktopia 2 and look at the really good image they're using to sell it

Can't wait to see Kyle's updated hyperrealistic drooling maw

Can't believe it's only two days until Christmas

OH NO the music from the Animal Crossing announcement took me right back to Covid times

Discovered there was a dinosaur called moschops last night which is a really cute name to call your herbivore friends like, sup mosschops

Playing Mario Galaxy 2 and Bowser hit me while I was trying to see if he had a uvula, he literally used sex as a distraction technique

Fuck YESSS

Imagine a movie that's really boring for like 90 minutes and then the last 30 minutes isn't AS boring, like it's still not great but it was better than the first 90 minutes, would you forgive that movie for starting so boring? No, right? So why do you love In The Air Tonight by Phil Collins so much

Maybe I'm biased because he's my handsome boy and also I commissioned it but GOD this is a hot picture

Just so you all know where I'm at I've lost count of the number of times I've watched Nick licking his fingers this morning

The LAZINESS that they couldn't flip the little van for that part of the wiggle makes me not even want my parcel

Yeah I know a few of them

Stop everything I spelt metabolise wrong

Fucking hell that's funny

Good news about the new car

Okay good got all my radio presets set up

Wait is this the actual lore? Yoshi doesn't hatch from an egg he just keeps getting trapped in them??