No way is that his name

MS Word replaces hyphens with em dashes, but now there's this whole meme about AI using em dashes and it scares me like, am I going to be accused of using AI just because Word is CORRECTLY putting them in for me like it ALWAYS HAS This is the worst thing AI has done

Has anyone seen the meshy lumbar support thing from my chair

YESSS Nicktopia won the BAFTA for best fox, he probably won't win an Oscar because KPop bollocks is nominated but at least the Britland awards know what a sexual foxman looks like

AaaaAAHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE CURLING fuck you Canadians we are enemies now

The fuck does this number mean I've never seen anything like it??

I had games as a kid called "Don't Spill The Beans" where you had to balance beans on a tilting platform without it tipping over, and "Don't Tip The Waiter" where you had to balance items on the waiter's tray without it tipping over, and I think my parents just enjoyed pun-based physics games

Saw an empty bag of figs on the ground earlier... I wonder how big the crossover is between fig enjoyers and litterers I'd imagine not very, but I found one

I love that Lego are giving away duck families, but it also makes me kind of sad that maybe not enough people were buying the duck family that they're having to give it away

I like how Sonasky makes everything cluttered with information I already know I'm not turning it off though

I misread this and thought they were announcing Pepsi 2 Could you imagine

I thought schieß meant shit but no it was much more innocent and fun

Does your local supermarket stock your favourite Ristorante pizza? Check the Ristorante supermarket matrix

Man, this time last week we were all so horny for the Super Bowl bird

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

Ahhh they got me good

DRAMATIC VALENTINE'S DAY there was a phone on the floor next to my car and the car that was parked next to me was JUST LEAVING and I was like, I could just hand it in to the shop and they'll get it back eventually, or I could CHASE THEM DOWN

As a species we only really need two things, warmth and cola, these are the things the government should be guaranteeing, then everything else just falls into place

I can't believe how this appeared on my timeline

Love day and vore day are almost exactly half a year apart Really makes you think

Not seen many people talking about Hoppers, I'm very excited for Hoppers I made a gif that explains why

I don't MIND being filled with forever chemicals if it means my pans aren't sticky, but when things STILL stick to them?? It's like WELL WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE POISON

UuuUUGHH IT'S ALL OVER THE ORANGE CAR IS WORTHLESS NOW

I forgot to pack my nail clippers and I have never been more excited to get home from a con

I invented Cheddie Byes

Never forget, at the Crowne Plaza, it's impossible to be personable and inspirational at the same time

MACRO THEME NEXT SCOTIACON TIME TO WANK IN SCOTLAND

Joke's on you guys, our government made us do this MONTHS ago

Here's how last night went "They're testing the fire alarm in the morning, I should set an alarm just before so it doesn't scare the life out of me while I'm sleeping" [thought about the hot Super Bowl bird instead and fell asleep] [woke up very scared]

The furries have DECIMATED Costa, I just want a toastie...

No seriously though my friends in Seattle I hope you survive the night

If the Super Bowl is decided on which team's mascot I'd rather be eaten by then GO SEATTLE AM I RIGHT

Pawbert as good as Nick? Untrue and impossible

Scotia con cowboy theme

Like how a New Zealander pronounces egg

OH NO THEY CHANGED TELEGRAM what is this, the contacts button has an alert on it but it doesn't seem to mean anything, does anyone else have this? Is this the rest of my life?

Dutch angel oven

What the hell am I missing

Ah shit is it 2:30 o'clock already

Ah shit is it 2:30 o'clock already

Taking all the Hot Dogs

Any other organisation in the world would have gone with FEB but no national rail wants FBY who am I to argue

That's so FUCKING INCONVENIENT

What the hell is going on in my neighborhood

Get yourself a man who looks at you like this when he is just the happiest most perfect boy

They teased us saying the McGriddle is coming to the UK and then at the last minute tell us it's delayed until at least March The McGriddle is awful but I still WANTED it

Get yourself a man who looks at you like this after he's been tricked into swallowing a worm

[to the tune of Pink Pony Club] fridge full of eggs