I know it's just a dumb sitcom joke, but the 30 Rock where PA Coal Country is stated as the halfway point between NYC and Washington DC is so geographically wrong it annoys me. You wouldn't pass through that state at all. They couldn't think of any jokes about southern New Jersey?

lowkey it’s kinda Judd Apatow’s whole filmography to various degrees

Okay but where does it sit on the spectrum between Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction and Billionaire Cabal of Sex-trafficing Pedophiles?

A graphic of all the private planes leaving the Bay area after the Superbowl ended. This shit makes me feel like such a fucking clown for bothering to recycle.

Actual Epstein documents released and actively hosted online by the U.S. Dept. of Justice make the Fallout universe lore look quaint and cheery by comparison.

I would seriously like to know why this box on my account keeps unchecking itself.

Home sick from work and bored

Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit

😐

I absolutely lose it every time this photo keeps popping up on the skyline, so please keep at it.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Taxing billionaires out of existence may be the most critical domestic policy fight of our lifetimes.

TV show costumers when a lead actress gets pregnant

Getting kicked out of the movie theater for nailing my essays to the door before the Return to Silent Hill showing

Yep.

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

when the dagger doesn't work ✨ #ResidentEvil

I'm watching Live and Let Die for the first time and I dunno why it never occurred to me that "Roger Moore" is a better name-as-sexual-innuendo than most Bond girls have. Also this movie seems racist as hell.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Writer's parents own 200 units in the city and have racked up many, many violations.

I think we can all agree that Famke Janssen in GoldenEye.

3 to shoot the tire in blind panic (it was spinning menacingly). Another 3 to shoot the bolts off of it. 10 to wrestle the wheel into submission from the car. 2 to try and fail to put the new one on. One to call AAA. The last one shoots the AAA guy.

Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams

Meeting that Could've Been Half-Hour at Most Approaches 90-Minute Mark

Lol, someone on Reddit pointed out that the cover of this Lego set depicts the moment right before Plo Koon is shot down during Order 66.

"you better not be fucking stupid when I arrive" me

Isaiah Mustafa damn near single-handedly changed the public's perception of Old Spice. Before those viral ads it was still largely considered an "old man" brand.

Oh totally. Hey check out all this shrugging that we're doing.

How I'm looking at the lights on the modem to see if my fix worked.

Mandatory virtual meetings where you don't really need to contribute are fun, because it's like being forced to work while listening to the world's most boring podcast.

(and TRANS RIGHTS, that would be good too)

lmao i'll believe this is "progressive" and not another corpo dem play to rein people in and set limits on what it's "acceptable" to want from our ostensibly liberal party when "headquarters" here starts shouting free palestine

Say what you want about Kamala Harris, it takes serious guts to fully retool an electoral campain 15 months after losing.

Someone in a work meeting yesterday casually mentioned some Elon Musk quote as though he's still known as a simply a successful entrepreneur and not a slobbering monster activily ruining everything.

Timeline cleanse. Teenage crush?

I know being dumb feels great. Like a cool breeze in your head instead of thoughts.