There is something really wrong with people who need workers to be not just competent, but slavishly fake-happy. "Slavishly" used on purpose, bc that's where this grotesquerie comes from.

She smiles and says "I will always love you."

she smiles and says, "I will always love you"

Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Rewatching The Town and something we don't talk about nearly enough is that Rebecca Hall is very, very pretty.

What good's an honest soldier if he can be ordered to behave like a terrorist?

Maths... If you make $100,000 a year (not bad), it will take you 10 MILLION years to earn a trillion dollars. If you make a million dollars a year (wow!), it'll still take you a million years to earn a trillion dollars. Tax the rich.

I don't know if it's Long Covid or what, but my brain refuses to believe that the Four Seasons thing was 5 years ago. That was, at most, 17 days ago. Or perhaps in the late aughts. I don't know what time is anymore.

If you want to jump into my replies with an entire thread of posts without catching a block, this is NOT the way to start it.

Between Kirby Air Riders and Metroid Prime 4 (not to mention Luigi’s Mansion on NSO), I like that Nintendo is closing out the year with big GameCube energy

Raw image of @cheru.bsky.social clown oc/sona???

This where the convenience level of getting online on the go should have peaked.

Hey Hawkeye, what the fuck?

It turns out that firing a bunch of employees for trying to unionize actually affects your ability to deliver shit on time.

SHIT, they're throwing legs onto the field now

This is one of the (many) reasons it's so maddening that my dad has thoroughly drunk the AI Kool-Aid. Like, you didn't want to buy me Resident Evil 2 for the N64, but you support a chatbot that tells kids to kill themselves.

This is fucking bone-chilling

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

uhh why don't you make like my preferred form of combat and turn based

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.

Uncanny.

If not, there should be a scene where Link is grievously wounded by an unseen enemy while the camera is awkwardly hung up on the environment.

I'm sure this will be the most unbiased, warts-and-all depiction of this man's life.

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Why can't the rest of our gerontocracy understand this concept?

That Enterprise LEGO set is a bummer. 400 bucks and it doesn't even open up to an interior? I'm wouldn't expect it to be to scale with the minifigs, but not even having a bridge is a BS.

The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.

I like that they backpedaled on the headline, but the URL shortcut still shows the original.

This is complete hogwash

I saw this years ago (possibly in a dream) but couldn't find it so here you go gang have fun

lol

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Curtis Silwa can now return to his true calling - being the villain in movies for children that star talking dogs

Watching every episode of Sex and the City while eating Nutella straight out of the jar with a fork

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Wrote about one of my favorite movies—and the movie that made me love horror—Phantasm

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

lol. lmao. get rek’t bigot.

i'm still appalled people were making fun of her for this instead of being thoroughly charmed by what it says about the insanely cool and lengthy career wallace shawn has had

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

Now that I'm back for real, you better read my very interesting essay about sad women and girls

nyc electing a muslim democratic socialist after nine months of trumpism makes me suspect trumpism is not the historical inevitability stephen miller desperately wants us to believe it is