Unemployment is done. I thought it would last longer but there was a $ limit as well as a date it would end, and I hadn’t seen the $ limit. I’m getting no traction with applications. No interviews for weeks. I’m at a loss as to what to do now. I’m trying my hardest.

I fucking hate this so much. I've recently come to grips with the fact that I've always been such a camera-happy dad because I'm terrified of memory loss and dementia. I've preserved a lot of great times, and would hate it if my family just made up fantasy shit like this instead.

I want to see Nic Cage ham it up as John Madden as much as the next guy, but more than that I want to know why David O. Russell gets to keep making movies.

Al Swearengen wouldn’t have any time at all for any of that Stranger Things stuff, I’ll tell you that much

If the car I was driving decided to suddenly flip itself for no reason, I don't know that I'd give a shit about what the "crash data" says. Either way that car and I are done.

[Watching Christina Ricci's character tape up her chest in "Now and Then"] When I was 10: Haha, such a tomboy. Now: Ohhh, that poor young man.

Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year. Im sure there will be no issues there at all.

Is the room where the Fellowship of the Ring first convenes meant specifically for the discussion of MacGuffins and other artifacts? That big dramatic pedestal in the center of the room seems to indicate that. #LordoftheRings #FellowshipOftheRing

Practicing to be like my fave Christmas character, Michelle Pfeiffer 😻

There are even more trans people in the future. You will meet them & marvel at the beauty of gender alchemy in an age of liberation. We will arrive there together by loving each other & destroying fascism.

The Hague is too good for these pigs. Exsanguination in the street is the best they deserve.

Fellowship: "Tell me, when did Saruman The Wise abandon reason for fucking madness?" Towers: "Then I shall fucking die as one of them!' Return: "Spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the fucking sun rises!"

Honestly, we have to do much better than Gavin Newsom.

This is a really good point that I had not run into before: these "creators" have no further insight into their alleged creation than the average audience member and that is why it cannot be called art (besides all the other obvious reasons).

I know one of you has to have a billionaire’s phone number, $1m to save one of the best fossil collections in the country is a bargain. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/s...

My daughter is pretty quiet, but will go for the throat when the opportunity arises.

"And we should know," the fans will continue, "since we haven't read any others."

I hope everyone finds some kind of comfort today. It’s a hard time. I pray today isn’t.

right wingers in 2026

Everyone shut the fuck up, Cecil got a Bluey doll for Christmas

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

I used to work at a theater and Christmas Day was always nuts. For lots of people, it's the perfect holiday activity. You get credit for spending time with family, but you don't have to talk.

I hate how much I laughed

Merry Christmas, y’all. Peace on Earth. Liberation for the oppressed. Death to fascists. All those good things. ☺️🎄☃️🎁❤️

The problem inherent with making a new movie of The Odyssey is that they already made a perfect one.

he was so insistent about trying to tear open one particular package under the tree, i thought for sure someone had wrapped food of some kind. it was dog toys. he found and tried to open his own present. how did he know that. can he read?

search first name and glamour shot Seems about right.

I made this while high, but it doesn't make it untrue

And it was about time.

I watched my father get rid of an intact baguette by feeding it into the running garbage disposal an inch at a time. It took five minutes and it broke my spirit as a child.

Friend is watching one of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials for the first time

the ghost of christmas past stuck in an animation loop in the corner of the bedroom, rendering it impossible for scrooge to complete his mission. he dies a hated man

Using the shower water to fuse multiple soap bar nubs into one usable piece with the seriousness of those who reforged Narsil.

this season i’m wishing you and yours a few small holiday cheers

Stubbed my toe horribly in front of my neighbor's six year old and the swear substitute that came out of my mouth was "MICHAEL MY SHANNONS"

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is

People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”

Merry Christmas

Between the whole Justice League debacle and whatever mess Doomsday turns out to be, I find myself having more respect for when they went from the first Iron Man to a properly set-up Avengers movie in only 4 years.

every day this becomes more true

Here's this alternate Home Alone poster

I feel like there isn’t a table big enough for Jesus to flip when I see stuff like this.