when i say "yes i can just blanket ignore any game with AI involved at any point" this is why lol

“‘That’s a very big woman,’ they were probably thinking. And they were right.” […] “Don’t make yourself suffer for it. Fuck ‘em. You’ll find enough folk want you to suffer. There’s no need to help the bastards.”

[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]

Please sign this petition and demand that Comic-Con and the Eisners ban AI from the awards, this year and every year

I reviewed FACES OF DEATH, a whip-smart slasher about the end of consensus reality and the ongoing mass murder of America's social fabric. Barbie Ferreira makes for a truly great Final Girl. www.patreon.com/posts/158557...

Yoooo the American healthcare system is not ready for this tick season.

"My expectations were low, but holy fuck" doesn't even begin to cover the Q shaman guy getting a tax-funded government bailout.

If you ranked the 1000 most corrupt things ever done by an executive branch official in the history of the United States something like 950 of them would have happened since Jan 20 2025.

...I should call her and him.

Dems are polling crazy high based on the flaming catastrophe that is Republican fascist rule, so primarying as many of the bad weak complicit Democrats in favor of good determined angry ones has rarely if ever been more crucial

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

When my little nephew - who was into trucks last I saw him - shows up to the latest family event proudly clutching a toy X-Wing.

I know something he can't get away with!

Trans rights are human rights.

Her parents must have known something naming her "Age-Gap Wife."

POINT: getting worked up over the race of fictional/mythological characters is something only an idiot would do COUNTERPOINT: i still haven’t forgiven Michael Bay for making Optimus Prime a long-nose Peterbilt 379 instead of a cab-over Freightliner

I am sure they exist but I have never met a pitbull who was anything but a big slobbery bundle of love.

A fun thing about my wife is the nicknames she has assigned to characters in comfort shows/movies of mine that she never got into. Like she'll walk through the living room and be like "Hey what's Johnny Justified up to now?" or "How is Bobby Boardwalk doing?"

Grogu’s family has announced he has passed away. “He was probably like 56 years old, which is like a baby age for little freaks like him,” his mother told the Times. He will be flushed down a special toilet with an extra wide pipe designed for Yoda disposal. “Like a big green turd,” she added

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

PROTIP: playing video games outside counts as “spending some time outside” not “spending the day playing video games”

“bsky is boring!” 1) good 2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment 3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it 4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands 5) read book 6) walk outside

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Sure are a lot of ferns in this gully. Reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Never is this more apparent than the lake scene, where everyone else is in bathing suits and he's wearing two shirts.

God damn, Curly shot a banana out of its peel like a bullet out of gun, straight into the mouth of the annoying singer. Then the fuckin' singer, baffled and outraged, still manages to calmly eat the banana. If I saw that shit in real life (IRL), I'd fuckin' start to cry, I am telling you right now.

i get waked up then i go sleep again you nevergonna keep honk shoo

You can’t buy me, hot dog man

New duck/rabbit illusion just dropped

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

trans people deserve to live, freely and openly and safely and unconditionally

It is a small, frightened, hysterical way to exist and we should hold it in unqualified contempt.

Troy, to the extent it existed relative to its role in Homer's epic, was a cosmopolitan center in which people of many ethnic origins lived and traded. As always, attempts to make history a scaffold for white supremacy reflect only the white supremacy of the people making said attempts.

I believe I know the culprit.

Bring on the Boreanazsance

Beetle Moses is filling that Far Side-shaped hole in my heart

if u have no posts and just replies ur a psycho and u need to stay away from me

<Werner Herzog voice>

Every time I open Bluesky,

Don’t get it twisted: This is a war on Black Americans.

This is fitting since the "baby" in "Born to Run" is actually Baby Yoda.

This should be doing way more numbers, tbh.