I'm not saying anybody would *hear* about it if I became extremely rich, but the Salted Caramel Toasted Coconut Kit-Kats would be in a store near you

Catholicism is very particular about the hereafter. Even the best among us are not guaranteed to get into Heaven. Nobody knows where we will end up after Purgatory. The best we can do is pray. Sometimes you have an educated guess, though.

It's the difference between obscuring reality and fabricating it.

Carrot Top the star of Gears of War: E-Day

my mother is about to attain levels of woke thought previously impossible

I need a "I have friends everywhere" t-shirt in the Zohran font, stat.

BlueSky's Strategic Cat Picture Reserve:

That man accused Cuomo of covering up for Jeffrey Epstein looking like the Cheshire Cat the entire time. It would have been less scary if he had pulled a gun on the camera.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Hi friend! My friend Sierra has a birthday today and I'd like to get her some cat pictures. May I borrow some of your power?

Bill Ackman picking up an indictment to round out the night would be a beautiful tag

Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

EA says it will retain creative control following Saudi sale, but like, come on aftermath.site/ea-saudi-ara...

No. There is one side quest that makes mention of it but it helpfully recaps the first game for you to contextualize it.

This is more of a reminder to myself lol

Sound up for snoozies

Terence Stamp from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Chancellor Finis Valorum)

We are America (and parts of Brazil) and so can you

They literally have a whole faction called "The Fire Nation" and their Blasphemous Act art is "really foggy out here today"

If he farts in here, you will hear it for eternity

Bari Weiss thinks Castle was a documentary

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yeah, well, Microsoft's decision to donate money to Trump's ballroom project is all the "comment" anyone needs here

Go Grandma Mode. Save America.

-went to college for drums -Mosaicist and sculptor -played professional soccer in Iraq in the 70s -won a stare down with some Moroccan hashish dealers in Montreal -unsure if he would have been allowed back in Jamaica -once did a clown show with a professional mime from Spain

This would severely inhibit Melania's important work as Fir-

Get 'em, Senator

A Chicago bishop held a meeting with wealthy parishioners who had made large donations. He said "The poor need you to stay alive. You need the poor to stay out of Hell." Try running that one past the Calvinists lol

The Ube S'mores (the purple ones top left picture one) might look a little spooky but they are delicious

He, like Eric Adams, is a Character. You don't want them anywhere near elected office or actual political power, but you really want to put them in a Weirdo Terrarium to see what they do

Your work of genius of the day

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

If you want to hire the team behind the best final boss fight of all time, look no further

WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE! nokings.org

If my options were "an interview with Isaac Chotiner" or "getting into a social media spat with the Workwear Guy," I would simply forswear all material possessions and enter a monastery

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

*nods* Big Boy

Netanyahu wouldn't have accepted this deal from Biden, but some commentators don't seem to realize that this makes Biden's deference to him all the more damning. He was obviously in the tank for Trump! So why didn't Biden play hardball?

@infinitebrians.neocities.org I feel like you should see this

/4 I was trying to give a litigation update to the Board of Directors and three of them were wearing those big inflatable animal costumes. They kept squeaking against the leather chairs and I couldn't concentrate. Then the hippo sprung a leak and made this farting sound for five minutes.

On the other hand, if there's a new Ratchet and Clank game, I will not be going to space

The only piece of wisdom about human nature you need as a programmer is "there's no such thing as foolproof for fools are infinitely creative"

Gamers rise up

I think President Trump is brave to shut down the government instead of releasing the Epstein files

There is an urban legend (I think it's a legend anyway) about mainframes that they have a little bit of explosive in their top to blow it off if it overheats. I imagine it looks something like this lol

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