Oh god. OH JESUS CHRIST. I work in I.T. I would not get on an AI-piloted aircraft even if you offered me an original Rembrandt sketch.

Regardless of the actual utility of genAI, this is fundamentally why it's been wallpapered everywhere: it was sold to capital as the weapon to finally win their war against labor.

Filet mignon, butter, garlic, potatoes, asparagus

If most of your investigatory capacity is focused on hunting down farm workers in southern California and your security risk profile is "basically anybody" at this point...good luck

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

@jeffgerstmann.com @giantbomb.com I finally figured out who LEGO Batman sounds like (cued to timestamp): youtu.be/554rGtDSAms?...

Code for Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight for Xbox QDRQR-HY47F-4PJ2Q-FJ9VJ-7KTX* Missing letter is a Z. Don't let the bots get it!

Did y’all know that Quantic Dream, makers of Heavy Rain and Detroit: Become Human, put out a live service MOBA a few months ago? Anyway they announced today they’re shutting down the game. Money from it was supposed to help fund their Star Wars game they announced in 2021

The thing about JW is that, as a movie composer, he is both part storyteller and emotional author for all of the movies he did. You might not remember how coarse and irritating sand is, but you can hear longing and love and war all over "Across the Stars."

Love a good writing prompt science headline

Come work with me! Our team has grown a lot in just a couple of years, but, well, you need a lot of hands for a game like this :)

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

Think of your childhood phone number. Now think of your best friend's cell phone number. One of those you remember. Why? One of them you use. One of them you asked your phone to use. What do you think happens when you tell your phone to remember how to do your job?

A lot of people don't seem to know this but the Genocide Convention does not require a single person to have been killed for it to have been violated.

Eisenhower for sure: Kind of Blue (1959) Giant Steps (1960) Time Out (1959) Blue Train (1956) Thelonious Monk feat. John Coltrane at Carnegie Hall (1957) Moanin' (1958) Mingus Ah Um (1959) Songs for Swingin' Lovers (1956)

Imagine posting so well they have to send the FBI after you

THIS LION JUST ROLLED UP TO MY BUS STOP LIKE HE OWNS IT.

We looked into Polymarket's presence in Panama, obtained its government paperwork and visited its headquarters in Panama City. There was no sign of Polymarket. Nobody had heard of Polymarket there. www.npr.org/2026/05/05/n...

🎶Ladies go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man🎶

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

"average person goes to hospital 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person goes to hospital 0 times per year. Hospitals Jair, who lives in the emergency room & goes over 10,000 times a week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Pope Leo truly running the "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" papacy

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The final hour has begun! 59 minutes to back my TTRPG, Realis, remain! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

The cabbage wins again

You could get kids to solve the Millennium Prize Problems for a sufficiently large amount of pizza

Donnie Yen and Hiroyuki Sanada choreographed their own fight in John Wick 4

TFW you find two Oblivion NPCs voiced by the same person talking to each other

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

Caesar-Papist fusion is why we celebrate Christmas in December and not March

If there's a Daredevil: Born Again S3, I am available to be a Catholicism consultant and my rates are very cheap

Speaking of damaging fascist dorks, there also needs to be a complete cybersecurity sweep of the Treasury and anywhere else DOGE went.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

The striker for my varsity soccer team (*redacted* years ago) always brought Rice Krispie Treats. One of our midfielders, John, would abscond with the tray to the back of the bus and make them disappear. I brought my mom's Texas brownies one time. John: Who brought the brownies? Me: Me

I miss when Taika Waititi played funny characters

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

The Strait of Hormuz is open only on the last light of Durin's Day

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

If you're wondering about my thoughts on Pragmata....

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle: