this goes hard as fuck

I don’t have a book but you can still pre-order goodies from Flour Power’s spring menu and they’ll ship on 4/28 or 5/5 and we can all eat our feelings together flourpowerny.com/collections/...

Accurate. Today even more than yesterday. I wasn’t just a voter, I was a donor.

Hey y'all, I was recently hit by layoffs at Respawn/EA: I'm a veteran #LevelDesigner with 17+yrs of exp in the AAA space (MP + SP, 3rd person + FPS). I'm seeking a Principal Level Design or Lead LD/Design Manager role (I've worked in both IC + management) if y'all are hiring/know connections!

This is a test of the Emergency Joke System; get your jokes ready

hello If I don’t find out the exact 5 hot sauces they’re taking to moon I will die I don’t use my 19k count for much but I would like to cash it in on this pls

If It Happens while I'm asleep, hire a mariachi band to come play outside my window

danika is soooooooooo close to their goal!! i believe we can get their family there 💛 shares and donations are so so appreciated. after 3 weeks and counting in the hospital, danika's mom has made so much progress in her recovery, she'll hopefully be able to regain her ability to walk soon!! 💛💛

Nightcrawler defeated a demon with the power of his faith so he's probably the one but Daredevil is definitely the closest to the Catholic lived experience

An anonymous donor just gave 21 kg (46 lbs) of GOLD BARS… …to the city of Osaka… …on the condition that the ~US$3.6mil gets put towards FIXING MUNICIPAL WATER PIPES. I would like the movie of the backstory of this, please. Like OCEAN’S ELEVEN meets @neorsd.org. apnews.com/article/japa...

🗣️ aLMOND CROISSAANT BLONDIEEEEE

*chanting* Cool Zone Cool Zone COOL ZONE

There are no wrong answers here but you can trust my Fat Kid Expertise when I say their Rice Krispie Treats are world-class

Oh this is that lookmaxxing thing I’ve been hearing about

Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to find tollhouse pie

mom suffered hemorrhagic shock after major internal bleeding and is now in sub-intensive care, but doctors are having a hard time treating the clot in her heart with the ongoing risk of internal bleeding. still no word on discharge. any shares appreciated ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

DARTH BACK

@wychstreet.bsky.social This feels like a thing you'd appreciate

Woke Marxist Pope (complimentary)

There are no bad ideas in a brainstorm. You usually find them shortly thereafter

They’re calling me the best Pokémon trainer of all time, folks. This big, strong, Absol -they normally only show up to humans when disaster is about to strike, you know- he comes up to me with tears in his eyes and says “Please, Mister Trump, I can’t stop following you.” Well, he said “Ab… sol!” but

The WeRateDogs guy literally dropped out of business school because he was making too much money to care

Garland's takeaway from Comey and Mueller was not "I need to crush Republicans because they're hiding behind partisanship to break the law" but "the law can't touch partisan politics *at all* or DOJ's going to get yelled at" and we see how that wound up

Pouring one out for the rule of law

Iran: Our formidable foes, the Americans, ever the students of history America: George Washington was the peanut butter guy, right

unfortunately I must confirm that Trump personally denying Bill Maher a prize is one of the funniest things he’s ever done

One of the best April Fools' Day jokes in the history of video games was when they had a 50% off sale on all of Oblivion's DLC...*except* the Horse Armor, which they doubled.

thank you SO MUCH for your support on our campaign for mom! we’re $15k away from our goal! i posted an update - she’s still very sick but is out of ICU and waiting on more tests to figure out what is going on with her heart. shares/donations SO appreciated ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

@marykgames.com I know you are also a Judy fan so I figured I would pass this along from the lovely people behind the Cyberpunk TCG

Still not quite protest weather in the Northeast. Give it three weeks.

Large ribbon, big scissors

weird all my 2025 Oscar picks are just Season 2 of Andor

i booked a same-day flight to florence yesterday to be with my mom after she had a life-threatening heart event. she is very sick and remains in the ICU, and we were not prepared for anything like this. any shares and donations are so appreciated, thank you ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

This 1 - 2 - 3 is correct but I think a truly top-tier chicken parm could take the category

It would have to come down to a question of defeat or nukes, I think. I think it's ~5% now but it creeps up with each passing day

TBF if I had that many movies scored by John Williams

Dudes Rock: Echoes - International Edition

Congrats @mobute.bsky.social

Better than we deserve but thank you 🇺🇦

"Dragged into this conflict" like the frat guy is "dragged" to the pizza by the guy who walks in and says "I'm ordering pizza; who wants in?"

Dunno why people are down on that God of War set pic, I think Kratos and Atreus look great

The story of Pan’s first pup cup in 3 panels. (A whole pup cup is too much for her tiny tummy so Pixel and Z got the rest and then a little extra)

RIP Baudrillard you would've loved this episode of imperial decline

I played a gig with one of Chaka Khan's former trumpet players

A true poster