Erling Halaand returns to Norway with a stuffed raccoon.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

You haven't been truly lost until you've gotten -about 15 minutes up the road that way -turn right where the diner used to be -if you hit the firehouse, you went too far as directions

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

this is cinema

A pox on the stutter step #FRAvMAR

cc @whittlz.bsky.social

The Mandalorian Season 4 got a way smaller budget than they usually get

This is how institutions die: the programmer who wrote the thing is gone; the programmer who learned from the programmer who wrote the thing is gone; the doc is in a wiki that hasn't been updated since 2013, and there's a block comment whose location is somehow load-bearing in compilation

If ever a video cried out for the Yakety Sax edit

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir?

hearing "yellow card for fatty" and looking up indignantly

My Egyptian buddy Waiel just FaceTimed me shirtless and drunk at 10:33 in the morning

Gonna be some "Belgium is that good" talk and you don't have to fall for these lies. USMNT fell head first into a trash can here, Belgium just accepted the win that was there to accept. Didn't need to get out of 2nd gear.

Pretty excited for my USMNT official merch to arrive

US giving the ball away like European healthcare #USAvBEL

goodbye cristiano ronaldo you won't be missed

I'm very sorry to announce that I was one of the devs affected by the Obsidian layoffs today. At least for four years, it was a beautiful dream. If you need a writer with experience in everything from the fog of war to romance - especially if you're open to remote - please get in touch.

I and a good number of very talented game devs were laid off by Obsidian as part of the Microsoft sacrificial rituals this morning. If you or anyone you know is looking for a Senior Writer/ND with more than two decades' experience in titles like Dragon Age and Mass Effect, please let me know!

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Can’t wait to watch England get chopped up by Norway like it’s 700 AD.

France vs. Morocco will be a banger #PARvFRA

Taron Edgerton IS Andy Garcia IN Ocean's Eleven-a-side

Croatia could use a couple of subs and take the game out wide if Portugal wants to clog the middle #PORvCRO

B A L O G U N

Normandy's Ascent

TFW my mom made homemade salsa

As a fan of both Germany and Japan

<the pizza/Internet>

I love the cousins (🇨🇦) but Bafana Bafana is way more fun to say

Scotland can still make knockouts if Mike Pence has the courage

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

BBC guy certainly has a point on paper but South Africa simply cooked South Korea tonight

-sneezed so loud my sister heard me on the phone from the other room -watched TV for 20 minutes standing up

@whittlz.bsky.social I just want to make sure you see this

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

If not Greek Myth, why Greek Myth-shaped

lol and things of that nature

Grand opening, grand closing

Don't forget that Japan is doing this with Mitoma, Endo and Minamino all out injured. The J.League has built a really good development system that is churning out high level talent. The Samurai Blue are just flat out good and that's not going to change anytime soon.

TFW I finally find the bucket so I can rob the Skyrim merchant

cc @morecivilized.bsky.social

So, uh...anybody looking for a programmer? Or a writer?