i defeated the reapers i punched the reaper king there was no little ghost boy that was a dream #N7Day

applying for jobs again

redownloading witcher 3 for a crack at death march difficulty and 30+ missing achievements. for honour! for toussaint!

never forget

if only there was a jeremy renner app we could post this to

there's kids in miniboyd's playground chanting "six seven, six seven, six seven". time to give this place an ofsted score of brainworms and turn it into a car park

spent an hour trying to work out why davinci and OBR weren't recording audio from the new microphone and then i noticed the big red flashing mute button on the side

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

[opens customer support chat] "this chat uses AI to solve your query. AI can make mistakes" jesus christ i am going to set my computer on fire

below, she says she used an app called airlearn to dunk the family in portuguese. on another account she uses an app called parrot where the exact same anecdote plays out in spanish. it's an ad. they're all ads

one of the best space strategy games i've ever played is going bye-bye on november 15. incredible soundtrack too

saw a quote post which said "we ought to talk about wages, including the fact that many dependants might actually earn *less* than UK-born residents." and I mean *why* would we want to talk about that? they don't *have* to work. it's not a requirement! if they do, and many do, it's a bonus isn't it

perhaps the most egregious thing that happened with the Future Class was when The Game Awards took money from Old Spice in the name of the FC & simply... pocketed it it wasn't used to fund Future Class initiatives, it wasn't used to help lift marginalised developers they just profited from us

"Okay. So you got a buffet car ..."

There are no words for how evil this is

gondor calls for aid, and rohan will answer

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

this is how excited i was when I saw the big pig:

If someone comes up to you in the pub and offers you a can of coke for sale at an unbelievably low price, the number to call is nine hundred and ninety-nine.

not a direct comparison, but when the NYAG or similar used to go after adware vendors in the mid 2000s, the proposed fines were usually in the 2 to 3 million USD range, and i strongly suspect they used to make a lot more than the fines there too. and now 3 mill in scam ad fines is just baby money

unless i do a little bit of tech wangling i can't even look at a technology fix hosted on imgur due to "proacting the children", but almost every MP you can think of is over on twitter hearing how it's a good idea if Racism LTD fires my wife out of a cannon, or indeed is pushing for it to happen

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

was surprised to find our dog's first bonfire night involved him sitting with miniboyd watching the fireworks out the window, getting bored, and then waddling off to his bed completely unphased

oh god, someone reuploaded the worst doctor who fan film ever made onto youtube (the doctor stops the cybermen changing time by flying one of the 9/11 planes into the tower, to the tune of "i am the doctor", and it literally is worse than anything you could imagine)

zohran mamdani do you like posts about visas

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

"optimise for streaming" "optimise just for recording, i will not be streaming" computer, if you can't figure out which of these options is more accurate without my intervention, i will hit you with my shoe

jovi is all ready for her ridiculous identity check phone call next week. hydrogen bomb wife versus coughing baby home office

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

[gatecrashing the mamdani victory party at 3am]: where's your poppies

aloof wife fatality

the uk government is terrified of doing absolutely anything about this

Hot girl summer is over, it’s aloof wife autumn

this mini bag of maltesers says "release the treats" on the back and it contains a grand total of two maltesers. don't push the boat out there lads

playing with some very expensive editing software and i've gone straight for the star wipes

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

yep

this is what infuriates me when those posts pop up again about the dangers of not constantly "engaging with opposing views" on social media, like, sir, i still get "opposing views" shouted at me from cars?

Someone in a Teams meeting just said “It’s the old chicken and the egg question isn’t it? Why did they cross the road?” then realised what they’d said and turned their camera off.

Memory Alpha, the Star Trek wiki, runs on the rule that if it is a hologram, illusion or copy of a character, then they count as a different character. Combine this with the fact that the Vorta are a clone species and you end up with this:

all rise for the jeffrey combs supremacy

ten ways to maximise the the youth to pension pipeline

WIFE GUY WIFE GUY I'M A WIFE GUY

"10 years in cybersecurity and I turned it into a game where the hacking feels like real life. Wishlist on Steam now!" "The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this: Contains AI-generated content (images and sound)" no

finished witcher S4. 7 of the 8 episodes were book accurate, the one that wasn't *couldn't* be unless you wanted one character MIA for most of S4, the hanza stuff worked, the hilarious knighting scene was included, hemsworth was great, and the trailer line people complained about *did* make sense

don't listen to the haters it's totally possible and healthy to live off nothing but iced coffee, that's how cavemen survived during the ice age

counterpoint: one of the joys of existing pre-mass internet was that there was actually no expectation whatsoever of having to hear from people you disagree with, because you'd just say "oh ok whatever" and never see them again. click click block performs this same function

Baby bird *finishes hatching* Sorry… am I in a bowl of sticks? Am I in a fucking bowl of sticks a thousand feet off the ground right now, yes or no

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