kelsey plum throwing yer da a buzzball

When you think you've heard it all. German courts have ruled that a family who entered Germany on German passports in 2020 had never been German citizens, because a 1908 marriage between a German colonial official and a Togolese woman was not legally valid under colonial law.

no longer warmdy. time for wimdy

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

alan wake, wife kidnapped by cosmic evil. ethan winters, wife kidnapped by cult. boone, wife kidnapped by legion. me, wife sitting on couch. makes you think

JOURNO REQUEST! Are there any virologists out there able to talk to me before the end of the month?? Questions are about "alive"ness of viruses

the dog has stolen a single cheese dorito and is in 1400s peasant flavour town

Bet it said to caramelize onions (about 5-10 minutes)

[that one middle management orc to saruman]: dental plan. ugluk need braces

remember hitlor? he's back.....in pog form

[opens up game i haven't touched in three months to add some extra dialogue and fix a broken level path, closes it for another three months]: aaaaah, yes. i am game devloper

client feedback in the GenAI era

when it rains you're gonna see me out there like andy in the shawshank redemption poster

how many posts do you think this topic will survive before it ends up being about my wife somehow because guess what (wife post bell rings ominously)

there's a breeze! a tiny breeze! someone get me a small jar and a hammer

for a steam summer sale, they sure do seem to have made it weirdly difficult to find the actual sale. it's a mess of random tiles on the front page, and the actual "special" tab no longer exists

every house surrounding ours has every single door and window open and I mean, it's a bold tactic I guess

if you went into any bathroom in manila with no fan or air-conditioning, you would *immediately* explode with horrible clammy sweat. any point in our house not currently covered by a fan does the same thing and this is not one part of manila i was hoping to revisit tbh

miniboyd was being bullied at the start of the week by a gang of kids. if there's one thing i love it's bullies, this will surely go well for everyone involved

the sun from teletubbies wouldn't be doing this

Also, jeez.

need to buy a couple of SSDs and after looking at the prices, aaaaheeeee haaaaa hoooo haaaaa heeee hooooo

i'm at the sack mike tapp party, i'm at the sack shabana mahmood party, i'm at the combination sack mike tapp and shabana mahmood party

The most frustrating thing is that so many of us just want a quiet life, free to just do our do, not hurt anyone, have a bit of fun, eat nice food, enjoy beauty all around us, be safe and sound. And yet, a tiny handful of self absorbed arseholes who wish to fuck the world for their own $$ benefit.

casting the net far and wide for my latest youtube series. I've gone full partridge

after about ten emails from the school to the class parent chat thing saying no changes to times today, kids in and out at usual times etc, they have apparently just sent three more now saying it closes at half twelve. they literally have no idea what they're doing

I'm down on the south coast this week and there are warnings everywhere in this heat wave that you shouldn't try to cool off in the sea because the privately owned companies that run the water supply have flooded the waterways flowing into the sea with sewage. You can smell it some days, it reeks.

lmao i can't believe i haven't already seen this on here today somewhere in the six billion or so posts

The video games corporation is discontinuing their popular product, the video game

trying to attach this vaguely wacky smallgrip handle to a pocket cage has been a wonderful adventure of "those instructions won't stop me because i can't read"

jovi, from the other room: WE'RE HOTTER THAN MANILA!!! jovi, six seconds later: we're....hotter than manila

crashing into your living room to post about my wife like the guy in the turn down for what video

second pocari sweat order has arrived. i may not have much, but i do have approximately 329 bottles of pocari sweat. i'm like the big guy with the muscles in mad max 2

sorry but at some point you have to ask why we're allowing people like this to present themselves as literal existential threats, all the time, forever. no, you can't just "leave" if your spouse or family lives here, or you have a mortgage, or a job, or no job, or kids, or anything in-between

jesus christ, at this point i'm just muting every person with no idea how anything in the uk works telling us to run out and buy AC units, install the AC units it's easy, oh your local planning permission will get you into trouble will it well just overthrow your government that'll sort it out etc

in the jungle, the mighty jungle

oh my god this is my marriage

it never fails to blow my mind that the old school, non "AI" customer service chatbots dating back to *myspace* were extremely limited, but mostly did what you needed them to. unlike the below which are endless journeys into surreal horror no matter how basic a question you have

about to use more cold water in the shower than 69 data centers

lmao all arts are pushed under "creative" or "performing" arts, and there is a big difference between fine art and art history and graphic design and etc. anyway i put in creative arts and came away with minus forty grand

oh god, hacked orcs are sweeping across shadow of war's online mode on both pc and console. the online bit is one of the most fun things about it. but will WB do anything? it's a 10+ year old game, and monolith are shut down. this sucks

received a lot of audio/video equipment for the mechelen trip last night but the very best thing that turned up was the 25 bottles of pocari sweat

My kids school have done the same. They're also not allowed to get water during lessons. So you can imagine the queues to get it during breaks. They've let them wear PE gear though. At least they're getting a half day tomorrow.

school latest: fans aren't allowed in class. I just don't even know what to say anymore tbh

someone has either deliberately or accidentally signed me up to a porno site and the emails are all talking about free...coins? jesus does *everything* have to be gamified

watched the temps fly up from like 18 to 25 in the space of half an hour, how am i supposed to wifepost like this