saw a "do you want to join a cult?" promoted ad on reddit, and sure why not

An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇 SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬

"chris, follow joey broccoli on linkedin" this mf said follow joey broccoli

Oh boy.

so a month ago I was reading @markpackuk.bsky.social’s speech on Twitter in the lords and there were obviously fake stats the government used to justify Twitter’s UK reach and its continued importance to British audiences Rob has now found the source of the data was… Twitter

chaos at the school's art themed play as the music kicked in and an outraged dad gasped "ROLF'S CARTOON CLUB?!" (it was the theme from art attack)

Me trying to be funny on the internet as my entire being collapses from the weight of existing

streaming services go out of their way to just vanish the most recently watched show(s) from the recent tab, or hide the recent tab completely. no you don't want episode 5 of 6, you want four recommendations of the worst movies ever made for some reason. scroll down all you want, your show is gone

"It's worked fine for 6+ months, then it generated a completely fake discount code and an offer for 25% off, later rising to 80% off as it tried to impress him" lmao

booking in a gutter clean is off to a good start, as i sent them a pic of the front of the house and this. assume i'll be in prison by the end of the day

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries

crawling around elon's wall space at midnight whispering LoWtAx SpeEeEdRuUuUnnnn

this guy has a sexual harassment section on his wikipedia page and with good reason

Kamala Harris being forced to say "6 7" into a microphone is my Doomsday Clock and we're at 1 minute to midnight

I'd like to add you to my professional nonce network on linkedin

dragon quest VII reimagined is absolutely stunning. gorgeous. best looking game i've seen in ages. my goodness i love it

convinced they give every new home secretary one of these on the way in

The Home Secretary's view is that if a care worker & spouse come to the UK in 2022 and have a kid in 2024, then it's fine for that (British-born) child to stay in poverty until 2037 *even if their father/mother stays in work throughout*.

it's very difficult to take anything starmer says like this seriously when the settlement changes consultation page incorrectly claims that we have "automatic settlement after a fixed period". i would love for someone, anyone, to ask him about this

[keir starmer, feeding someone's settlement application fee through a meat grinder]: let me just say, i love immigrants. we are a tolerant nation [sets fire to meat grinder]

Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'

You tell me.

5 years is not "quite short". those 5 years cost us about fourteen grand, three horrendously stressful applications, and (for example) a full half decade where nobody would offer us a mortgage because my wife only had temporary residency, so we had to keep paying a fortune in rent instead

This is the reality. The British state MILKS immigrants ruthlessly for money. Thousands and thousands of pounds. And then declares they're all dangerous spongers.

miniboyd's doing a first proper school play tomorrow, so I put my time doing shakespeare in a theatre group to good use ("don't fall off the stage and if you forget your lines, lie down and pretend you need a doctor")

just saw a photo of george lucas without his beard. until this moment, i never once considered that george lucas has gone a day in his life without a beard. i'm incredibly disturbed and need to lie down

i tried to parse this headline and started smelling burnt toast

if my wife hadn't already gained ILR and citizenship, labour's current plans for people on spouse visas who don't work would be to deny them settlement potentially forever. reform's plan is to make citizenship available at 7 years of residency. somehow, reform's plans are actually less terrible

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

saying this as someone who mostly enjoyed fallout S1: most of s2's main plot thrusts are just reworked quests from new vegas, but not as well done. the ghoul getting cold fusion to mr house is the courier and the platinum chip. so why not just do the latter instead of playing dodge the game events?

I'm piecing evidence together

It's just blatant lies There's no other word for this.

it's not great when the consultation landing page continues the labour habit of just making things up where immigration rules are concerned. SETTLEMENT IS NOT GRANTED AUTOMATICALLY. absolute joke of a government

"Game grew significantly over the following decades, acquiring Virgin Games, Electronics Boutique, and Gamestation." ? electronics boutique purchased Game, not the other way around, and then killed off the EB branding in favour of the Game name news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/busines...

they've downsized into the washington post-it

the best part of the fallout finale was when the courier orbital dropped into the middle of freeside, said "no gods no masters is the canon ending and they'll do a bad job of a remaster" and walked into the sea

"i would never have hired jimmy the nonce, or remained his friend, had I known jimmy the nonce was in fact a nonce and an honorary member of the nonce patrol" - yeah we're gonna be seeing a whole lot of this

CW: blood tried on a chunky zip-up boot in a shop, pulled the very stiff zip too hard and took a chunk out of my finger on a metal loop. was politely walking around saying "sorry everyone! bit of blood!" while an Evil Dead jetstream was blasting onto the ceiling and everywhere else

record use for this gif the last week or two

one of the biggest mistakes you can make is leaving your life in the uk test until right before you apply for ILR. get it out of the way as early as you can, and save yourself from a headache like this:

another win for the online safety act. thank goodness it's keeping the...kids...safe?

found the last ever pic of the last ever character i made in fallout 4 before turning it off forever. it just seemed like a nice way to exit stage left, y'know?

haven't seen star trek academy and have no plans to watch it, but i strongly suspect whatever they plan to do with sisko in an upcoming episode will not be better than if they'd just left it all alone instead

- KH

New from 404 Media: the DOJ released completely unredacted nude images of women or girls in the latest Epstein dump. The photos were incredibly explicit. We held off reporting this before DOJ finally took them down. A massive error from DOJ. www.404media.co/doj-released...