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ed miliband chuckled. "you mean the chaos emeralds?"

i do this about five times a month for books games films and i intend to keep on doing it. if anyone asks i am definitely your bestie okay

oh, it happened again. to be clear: royal mail didn't do this. the *home office* did this, by putting an expensive and important document in a floppy envelope

committing a little bit of heresy for daddy

waving my arms at the memes like the talking rat in fantasia

[blows big horn]: shabana mahmood, your time on the bouncy castle is now up. please disembark safely, make sure you're putting your own shoes back on, and btw you're banned for life

oh, jess phillips who recently said this about migrants? cool. who's next?

I stack my bins after going thru TSA and i expect that to be reflected in the size of my Heaven Yacht

miniboyd: dad what's the time me: TIME TO GET ILL miniboyd: ...what time is it me: ....ten to nine

aim for the bushes, keir! aim for the bushes!!!

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

sixty nine MPs. not sixty eight, not seventy, sixty nine

they've been doing this for ages. the only solution is to tell your browser to use the desktop version, or move to the app...which is a buggy mess

I'm definitely not any kind of big timey artist (I'm barely even a little one), but I have had my music compared to well known composers both on here and elsewhere, often musicians I've never heard of, and lemme tell you I LOVE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. LOVE IT.

SO SAY WE ALL

but other than that, mrs lincoln, how was the play

Retired Factory Worker Had No Idea Earnings From ’50s Would Have To Support 3 Generations Of Family https://theonion.com/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-50s-w-1819576513/

my dog has become the unofficial mascot of all workplace video calls. way to go, fella

Fucking incredible. Play this for every university administrator in the nation. She says AI is the next “industrial revolution” and all the students BOO loudly. And then when she says “a few years ago, AI was not part of our lives” they all CHEER. She is shocked by their reactions. I am not!!!

The social safety net doesn’t just protect the poor, it protects the rich. History is full of examples of exactly what happens when a significant number of people in a society have nothing left to lose.

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

i've got coming up by mccartney on loop. think i'm entering my alan partridge phase

we were not put on this earth to be told by some wetwipe dork in a suit "you will live your life like this", and i think wetwipe dorks in suits arbitrarily deciding "we will make it impossible for your spouse to live here" should be met with the appropriate level of scorn and derision forevermore

slightly increase a band the five tops

all right calm down william

if nothing else, people simply don't realise that "genx" was sitting in secondary schools until the mid to (just about) late 90s! they were graduating as late as 2000/2001 right next to millennials! it makes no sense at all!!

Hi, so I have a side quest for any charity shop fans reading this. If you live outside of southern England, please could you pop into your fave charity store and reply with what video games you found there? Photos would also be appreciated. This is research for an article. RTs appreciated!

spent ages setting up a wacom tablet to edit video, made it work, edited 6 seconds of said video and then went "aaaah. yes. nice. i've done it" and put down the tablet. i'll never use it again but felt good maaaaan

starmer gonna kick the lectern over and start busting moves like les grossman

people are making fun of this but what if he pulled out the most badass speech out of his ass, huh? he looks at the speech on the podium and RIPS it up, and his advisors are like "Mr Starmer what are you DOING" and he's like "something I should have done a LONG TIME AGO" then he gets out a guitar

"i forced myself to play a bethesda game" ohhhhh my god u played morrowind? should we tell everyone? should we throw a peace conference? should we invite the nerevarine

They gave him an award and called him an environmental activist lmaooo

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

I'm in the kebab shop. He's called me bossman three times

fun times in the garden when I tried to push the last clump of grass out of the lawnmower's box hole with my foot (no, it was *unplugged*), got my foot stuck, and then fell over with the lawnmower jammed on my foot. big brain time

i've read that a testicle themed story doing the rounds on here is fake, but i've seen what appears to be a *second*, unrelated testicle story and i have no idea which one is the fake. mainly i'm just glad that my biggest foible is a banana hat

To be clear, the problem here is very much Palantir being involved. An actual genuinely unified health record is something that a lot of people in the NHS have been quietly advocating for literal decades; the current fragmentation of information is inefficient and causes harm.

The councillor who made racist comments is now suspended from Reform www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...