This whole section really.

If Bodo could shoot we'd be dead and buried by now. #coys

I'm not sure VDV can complain BUT these corner scrum decisions always seem to go against Spurs at the moment. #coys

Well that was a fairly meh half of football. Let's hope we haven't used up all out luck for the season. #coys

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

Should be 1-0. #coys

Did Matter face just say Bran Van 3000 is on VAR? #coys

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

September 30th/October 1st

Clacton. The most racist town in Britain.

More absolute horseshit. This is sub-Linkedin nonsense. How do you "change your surroundings" if you hate your supermarket job?

I just can't help thinking "who is this for?" It's not going to persuade Reform voters to vote for them, because they all think Starmer is a peado defender and Labour loves immigrants and scroungers, and it's going to repel their left wing supporters. They are imploding the same way the Tories.

I'd much rather see another Bob's Burgers movie.

I am starting a new service where I slash the tires of expensive cars in Silicon Valley unless their owners specifically opt-out.

Separated at birth?

They just played a snatch of this on Greatest Hits radio as it's the 60th anniversary of Thunderbirds. The whole Power Themes album is wonderful. youtu.be/9g2W_JF8QfE

Censoring your words doesn't make you a scrappy rebel who is cleverly outsmarting the algorithms (Bluesky doesn't have one), it makes you an asshole who is forcing people to see content they actively opted out of. And it means that I will mute you for not respecting that.

There's never "enough" for these people.

The Stow! The second time this week I've seen resurrected cinemas I used to love.

Primary are selling Halloween hoodies for £20. They have a small version of this design on the front. I nearly bought one until I realised there's a huge back print as well. Why do that? What's wrong with a little subtlety?

So most people will lose their jobs, our pensions will all be fucked and the world will burn so a few tech bros can buy another wife? It's hard to be enthusiastic about that.

David Cross folks.

The Kubrick stare is a technique used to portray insane, evil or unstable characters

Got nine on the Simpsons questions. #mastermind

It is entirely possible my record collection has peaked

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

Now I'm anthologised by Cherry Red. open.spotify.com/track/62S7hb...

Mr Beast has made a very lucrative career out of the synopsis of a Simpsons episode. simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Homer_v...

'The extraordinary Mr McGoohan'. Patrick McGoohan profiled in the TV Times (w/e 27th October 1967).

10/10 punchline, no notes *chef's kiss*

We've just finished series one of this and absolutely loved it. No idea how it slipped under the radar, probably because it's a comedy.

Just won eight bottles of alcohol free Ghost Ship.

Currently sitting in reception as they won't let me in the building. The person who has booked our meeting is nowhere to be found and the room we're supposed to be in doesn't exist.

The fact that Fish Finger Bhorta is #RecipeOfTheDay makes me feel the week’s got off to a good start!https://www.nigella.com/recipes/fish-finger-bhorta

Ian McShane is 83 On how he came to be narrator on Grace Jones’ Slave To The Rhythm: ‘I was in a chip shop with my wife Gwen, & Trevor Horn came in, who I’d known forever. He said ‘Ian, what are you doing after supper?’ ‘Why?’ ‘Well, I need a voice & Orson Welles is dead.’ youtu.be/nAerTAjLpF0?...

And Slave to the Rhythm’s 40th anniversary is tomorrow.

The very first episode of 'Joe 90' was released 57 years ago today. Your week won't get any better than this, trust me.

Just changed a duvet cover

😂😂😂 Yeah this is going to go down well #2025RyderCup #TeamEurope #BigRory

Just saw this great post again and it reminded me of my old beef against "spoilers don't matter, a good film isn't spoilable": The timing with which information is revealed is important in every movie! It's as much a part of the art as dialogue or lighting,it matters at least as much as aspect ratio

“Yes” by McAlmont & Butler #nowplaying #6music

I've put a jumper on and taken it off again four times already this morning.

I can't help thinking on the deliberately misleading pricing on the Mail, which will inevitably lead to Mail readers arguing with newsagents across the country. Bunch of twats the lot of them.

Terence Stamp Pre-Shot ‘Priscilla Queen Of The Desert 2’ Scenes Months Before He Died; Filmmaker Stephan Elliott Says Actor Had “Time Of His Life” deadline.com/2025/09/tere...

Got to go to the office today for the first time in months. I do not like the office.