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“Great success! People are leaving the UK in droves because we’re horrible to immigrants and have told them we plan to be worse in the future. This withering can only be a great thing for our nation. Let’s tell more people it’s shit here.”

Back home. Camping stuff away. Laying on the bed sweating about a stone in weight. Lizard people really do exist, it's the only explanation for people liking this weather.

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My fave SFA.

I was thinking the same. Kinsky or Danso. But Kinsky coming back from Madrid was phenomenal, and he's been our best player in the run in, saving us on multiple occasions. #coys

bsky.app/profile/joes... I remember when the breakfast show DJ on Greatest Hits Radio said it was "a great Friday tune".

Djed shitposting again. We’re so back.

As good an opportunity as any to post Orson Welles talking about his role in this movie

Bank Holiday Monday

I missed the tenth anniversary of this. Still, better late than never

Sam is clearly one of those people who thinks you should work out how to deliver something before you start it.

Anyone want a sausage?

‘Alright, so do me a picture of a couple of knights with horses fighting.’ ‘Bit odd, but okay.’ *later* ‘Have you done that picture with the knights on horseback fighting yet?’ ‘Oh yeah, actually that does make more sense.’ ‘Than what?’ ‘...nothing.’ ‘Than WHAT?’

[Xavi Simons on IG] TTP 🤍

Brian Bennett - Solstice [UK, Electronic, Jazz Fusion] (1978) https://redd.it/t7uwh4 https://youtu.be/IAVUfxHv7M0

Roger Deakins is 77. Love this Empire of Light bts pic of The Deak with that great Long Good Friday teaser poster.

Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

Me, Mrs S and two of our mates singing along, word perfect, to The Harder I Try by Brother Beyond much to the dismay of some of our other friends and kids.

Tottenham Hotspur 2025/26 season in review

Tottenham Hotspur 2025/26 season in review

Tottenham Hotspur 2025/26 season in review

Oh, we were just discussing how much damage Big Bird did if he shit on your car.

Toilet discourse: Felixstowe has entered the chat.

I can't celebrate this. I'm just relieved.

this season has been horrific. so few positives!

And to Tottenham, who did NOT get relegated

Congrats Bournemouth, Sunderland, Brighton.

And Chelsea don't get any European football.

I NEVER WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN #coys

Gwan Tony! #coys

Nine minutes... #coys

They can score as many as they want. They won't get 11. #coys

Just discovered that most of the pub is West Ham and Arsenal. #coys

Greatest league in the world. Can't check their equipment during half time. #coys

Anyone else pause thinking VAR was going to disallow it for something? #coys

Fucking get in. Heart attack incoming. #coys

8 shots in 15 minutes. You can't say they're not trying*. #coys (*Yes they are very trying)

One of my friends has taken a fancy to Djed. Rude not to frankly. #coys

COME ON YOU FUCKING SPURS!!! #coys

Don't want to overdo it but the coach welcome at Spurs was huge. Kids on their dads' shoulders. One guy up a lamppost. At least 10 fans on top of a bus stop.

Sorted from big lunch to take me mind off football for an hour. We've been told this picture will become a TV at 4pm and we can choose the match. #coys

Idiot brother who supports Liverpool and never had anything nice to say about Spurs thinks we'll stay up. Unprecedented. #coys

TIL the Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”.

Unsure which is more surprising, the fact that Finland had a pop magazine called STUMP or that the Fast Show's Jazz Club presenter (you know, the one who says "niiice!!") appears to have actually existed

Have a sea poppy