Kids have put Heart Xmas on in the car. I've taught them to yell "Jesus Christ" like Edward Woodward in the Wicker Man whenever Mary's Boy Child comes on.

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Mutes *Clinton*.

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Excellent stuff. #Viz

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

Feels like autumn is finally here.

It's amazing how you can easily spot future talent even in jobbing actor jobs like this. youtu.be/PLjC1n0YxNI

Oh Mandy / You came and you sprayed without taking / But I sent you away

Saturday in hospitality

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I did not have a Deathstalker remake starting Patton Oswalt on my 2025 bingo card.

It's very simple. You buy anything HP, you are funding her evil shit. Keep your "yeah but no but" to yourself. I don't want to hear it.

I had to look up to see what Malort was, and seeing some the descriptions of the taste in this article it seems I have a new challenge this Christmas... www.chicagomag.com/city-life/ma...

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

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Dave Clark invented #totp. He said so on that documentary a few years ago. Pop music? He invented that. Guitars? He invented them. Being a band? Yeah, no one did it before him.

Stuffies! #totp

What an absolute belter. Jacko was having number ones all over the shop and this was struggling to make the top ten. Outrageous. #totp

The video for C'mon and Get My Love came up in my YT recommendations the other day. I mean, I had to watch it, didn't I. #totp

You couldn't admit to liking the Quireboys at my school for fear of getting your head kicked in for liking "queer boys". #totp

I LOVED Restless Days when it came out. #totp

Help him Rhondda. #TOTP

I convinced Mrs S to let me carry on watching #totp because "it's 1989, it's peak your time"... She's absolutely unimpressed so far.

I was always baffled by Aaron Neville. He sounds like *that* but looks like a wrestler making his first tentative steps in a cheesy Hollywood 80s action movie. #totp

Play And Why Not you cowards! #totp

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Billie Ray Martin though, lads. #totp

1989. Now you're talking... Oh fucking hell it's Nicky Campbell. #totp

I reckon it's Ludo. #totp

Darts are like the Barron Knights without the jokes. And that's jokes in the loosest sense obviously. #totp

If it's a late 70s #totp I think Darts were contractually obligated to appear.

A segueway for the ages there. #totp

As featured in The Long Kiss Goodnight, a film I shall be having an annual watch of in the next few weeks. #totp

God, I love Kenny so much. #totp

"Yes, I'm a country member." "Ok, i'll remember." #totp

Noel is in fine fettle. #totp

I had to sing 2-4-6-8 Motorway when auditioning for a band in my teens. I'd never heard it before and certainly had no idea what it was about... 👀 #totp

Rollercoaster is the best thing on this edition. And that's not even a backhanded compliment. It's great. #totp

Oh my god, stand still you're making me seasick. #totp

When you hear shit like this, it really makes you appreciate it when bands like The Specials split up after a couple of albums. #totp

Oh, fuck no. #totp

This is the kind of thing you'd expect one of the groups to do on "60s week" on The X Factor. #totp

I'd very much like to see this song sittin' on top of the world. Like, the north pole. #totp

I was reading Kate Thornton's wiki page the other day and it just starts with "at 21 she became the youngest ever editor of Smash Hits" with absolutely no context for how that happened, like she just applied for it after seeing the ad in the local paper. #totp

The continued success of Bryan Adams through the 90s absolutely baffled me. Dull as fuck Jon bon Jovi b-sides. #totp

Ah, Billie. Times nearly up (for now). #totp

God, this is even worse than Nana's Cruel Summer '89 remix. #totp

Who???? I remember the song but I don't think I've heard it since it came out. #totp