HARRY KANE STUNNER! 🤯 His first-ever goal at the Santiago Bernabéu doubles Bayern Munich’s lead🔥

60 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Frost Report On Class delivers one of the most famous and succinct sketches in all of British comedy history.

A Happy Birthday to Michaela Strachan. 60 today!

Alan Parker - Pusher [UK, Library Groove] (1972) https://redd.it/3kervc https://youtu.be/oEVccxHbodg

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Alan Hawkshaw- Fuel Injection [UK,Library Music](1978) https://redd.it/231oip https://youtu.be/bRSrfnb0b0M

This is the ultimate test for a constitutional order. Either constitutional mechanisms are used to check and balance this, and remove him from office, or they are not. For there can be no greater test for any constitution.

It's the T1000 that does it for me.

The nation needs some tax education. Economics should be a GCSE subject. There are still millions of people who believe that a 45% tax rate means the government takes 45% of your earnings.

New for @josimarfootball.bsky.social: Fifa's new "prediction market partner" is backed by the Abu Dhabi royal family, has no working product yet, is unlicensed in almost all jurisdictions and is run by a man who last year paid a six-figure sum to settle an accusation of insider trading in India.

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I did a Top 40 of the Pet Shop Boys' B-sides and extra tracks a couple of years ago and so here you go

The quality of photos from Artemis II of the moon surface is incredible to witness in real time.

Tuesday in hospitality

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If you live in, say, Finchley and want to send a birthday card to someone in, say, Brixton, it's now cheaper to get the bus there and stick the card through their door yourself. At least you'd know it'd got there.

What time does the apocalypse start today? Only I've got a meeting this afternoon and I'm hoping I might get away with skipping it.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"

imagine getting further away from earth than any human before but knowing you’ve got to come back

One of the very best from Clickhole

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ap... Eszterhas is a fascinating character, and I suspect probably not a very nice person. His memoir is a vital read for anyone interested in the Hollywood machine though.

Parents who publicly overshare every moment of their children’s lives from conception are a far bigger threat to their children’s privacy than online services. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Night, all.

"We don't want Kanye to sue us into oblivion. And we're getting loads of free publicity."

It’s the period Dame Joan Collins would rather forget…and the films that resurrected her pre-DYNASTY career:

"Hey kid here's £50. Don't stab anyone, you promise?"

Got an amazing lamb curry with yesterday's leftovers on the go if anyone wants to come over because my kids don't give a shit.

Lamb leftovers from yesterday currently brewing in a curry that only I'm going to enjoy.

Still stuff to do, but this painting is on the home stretch. #caricature #art

#NW Clueless. It's nowhere near as good as I remember (I haven't seen it for 30 years) and some of it has aged like vinegar. But Brittney Murphy is amazing. She was such a talent.

A clip that makes my stomach drop to my bum every time I see it: everyman daredevil John Noakes climbs to the top of Nelson's Column in a 1977 BLUE PETER episode. File under 'health and safety gone mad!'. Pity the poor cameramen too...

Look out ladies. I've got my shorts on.

Was going to have a sofa day of movies and chocolate with the kids but the weather has driven me into the garden. Doctors advice to get vitamin D. This unfortunately means doing garden jobs so I've had my big chopper out doing some apple tree pruning. Now ready for sofa and chocolate.

Wishing a very Happy Birthday to Brian Cosgrove, co-founder, with Mark Hall, of Cosgrove Hall Films. Cosgrove Hall shaped so many of my happiest childhood memories, from Jamie to Chorlton and all mice, ducks, badgers, moles and toads in between.

Compare the Market has really ruined meercats for me, a friend just sent me a photo of one from the zoo and my immediate thought was "ugh not that cunt"

I doff my cap to that government source, that's a high density of puns. You could even say it’s jam-packed.

Brick is a Christmas song. And their version of She Don't Use Jelly is wonderful.

This was terrible, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't entertained. LL Cool J delivers some of the worst action movies one liners of all time. Highlight: "well now we know what his weakness was... Bullets!"

Year six. That's ELEVEN year olds. In tears about the Easter bunny and tooth fairy.

Always enters the boxing ring through a green door (green door).

Happy Birthday and congratulations! youtu.be/xFL57bXq9-0?...

"It's time for a war... A Star War!"

Ooh, Licence to Kill on the wireless. Underplayed, top tier Bond theme, only slightly diminished by that icky late 80s production. youtu.be/vQKaujX6R-U

Schrödinger's youths. Simultaneously shut-ins, perpetually online, not engaging with anyone IRL, while also roaming the streets in packs being anti-social. Just admit you don't know what they want and are too scared to ask.