www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... She is so incredibly stupid. And she just won't stop talking.

Pete Hegseth has strong "embittered former Corporal" energy. I wonder if he ever dabbled in watercolours.

How weird that this should have disappeared from the Telegraph archive...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... These utter bastards. Just for once could the Labour Party not be an absolute fucking disgrace. You know; just once. They only got elected because everybody was sick of utter bastards being in charge.

Can supermarkets please stop making their posh mince pies with all-butter pastry. It may sound more luxurious and high-end but it is not better. Shortcrust pastry should be 50/50 butter and marge. All-butter pastry has no structural integrity and it just falls to pieces. #TheBigIssueOfTheDay

If Adolf Hitler flew in today They'd send a limousine anyway youtu.be/96UtZPLiT90?...

Unless Starmer is immortal and is going to declare himself Prime Minister For Life, this headline actually disproves Betteridge's Law.

One of Them

The Nigel Farage who wrote this about Charlie Kirk's murder will be furious at the Nigel Farage who made Lucy Connolly a star of the Reform conference

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

@chartmusictotp.bsky.social YOU BUNCH OF WANKERS!

How can one obtain the 1952 West German edit of #Casablanca ? All references to the Nazis and the second world war were removed and the film was 25 mins shorter than the original. Or the Irish edit that removes any references to extramarital sex. Neither seems to have been released commercially.

This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.

And now we go live to Labour Party headquarters www.tiktok.com/@alanpartrid...

It was never true about Captain Pugwash. #SherlockHolmes, S1E5, 'The Crooked Man', on the other hand... (*Dirty* Mrs Fenning!)

Did I miss something? This week, of all weeks, did Beth Gibbons just play #Glastonbury without playing Sour Times, and dedicating it to the recently departed #LaloSchifrin, the man without whose genius she and Portishead would have been lucky to ever be noticed?

My sons' viewing experiences aren't radically different from my own as a child.

What's your sign?

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Here's a thing: Jimmy Tarbuck's first brush with celebrity was when he was up in front of the beak for nicking Terry-Thomas' diamond-encrusted cigarette holder.

Most political commentators are too polite to say this, but Trump won because of his appeal to the most important voting bloc: morons. If the Democrats want to win again the answer isn’t becoming more left or more right, it’s coming up with dumb policies that morons like

The fact that we have a Member of Parliament effectively endorsing and certainly normalising incitement to violence against a marginalised and racialised social group says everything about just how dangerous the spread of fascist logic in British society has become.

The royal death bed, Buckingham Palace, 1910 - Will men still speak of me in a hundred years or more? - Yes, your Majesty

Dear Sir or Madam, I'm an author, see; Took me twenty minutes with CHATGPT It's made from other stuff I didn't write It's a load of shite, but I wanna be a Piggyback Writer...

Just had an emergency appointment at the opticians to investigate a troubling obstruction that's impairing my vision in my right eye.

Slow nudes day.

The electoral map of Romania looks very much like one of those night-time photos taken from the International Space Station. The more people there are in a locality (i.e. the more streetlights), the better Nicușor Dan did.

The vote for #Nicușor isn't just an anti-Simion vote. Nicușor has done wonders for Bucharest. According to the latest Eurostat figures, Bucharest now has among the highest per-capita GDPs in the whole of the EU. Let's hope can can perform nationally, too. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

I'm very envious of my wife being able to vote in the #Romanian election. Not just be cause she was able to vote for #Nicușor Dan. And not just because she was able to vote against that ignorant fascist thug #Simion. But also because of the mechanics of voting. 1/2

Incidentally, knowing and loving the city, I can say that Nicușor Dan has done a brilliant job as mayor of Bucharest. If he can carry that on to the national stage then his election would be excellent news for Romania in its own right, quite apart from keeping out that ignorant fascist thug Simion.

Fuckin' DAAAAAAAAA

Fuck's sake, Romania, please don't throw it all away. People didn't face down Securitate bullets in 1989 just so a thug like Simion could end up in charge.

This feels like our own version of “it was a Roman salute”

My wife is an immigrant. And she's a GP. Without immigration there would not be a single doctor at the practice where she works. Go to hell, Starmer.

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Still the overriding question remains unanswered. *Why* do we want to reduce net immigration?

"NEVER EVER BLOODY ANYTHING EVER."

Busy first day for the new Pope tomorrow, I bet. Getting shown around the building, getting his pass sorted out, being shown where to find the tea-making things, the fire escapes, and the little boys' room.

Dear @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social Please stop posting on that sewer of a site.

@seapowerband.bsky.social Everything Was Forever. 2022. 19 years after The Decline of British Sea Power

#JoyDivision used to get so much grief for the nazi connotations of their name. Yet nobody batted an eyelid at #Blondie, named after Hitler's actual dog.

#JoyDivision used to get so much grief for the nazi connotations of their name. Yet nobody batted an eyelid at #Blondie, named after Hitler's actual dog.

Surprised that the #RATW crew didn't make a bigger deal out of Sioned having won Wimbledon in 2019.

One for @adhoc.bsky.social This is an account from a British PoW of the first American bombing raid on Bucharest on 4 April 1944. It is the most #Romanian thing ever.

Easter is brilliant. You get a Thursday that's a Friday. Then a Friday that's a Saturday. Then a Saturday that's another Saturday, or just a Sunday if you prefer. Then a Sunday that's definitely a Sunday. Then a day that exists completely outside of time. And then Monday is postponed til Tuesday.

...when a giant space prawn possesses Jock, establishes itself inside his brain and causes his eyebrows to expand to alarming proportions.