At least England had the sense to avoid extra time.

Look at this shot!!! One for the ages

I memorised by heart the home phone number of a girl in my class from the school register. When I eventually called her she turned me down. Still use that number 40 years later as the passcode for my laptop.

Absolutely magnificent

That was, indeed, a goal

Finally

A big Premier League club might want to look at this Wan Bissaka

Can we sign this keeper?

Referee’s name, address, postcode and mobile number will be all over the Sun’s front page tomorrow

It’s Congoing Home

Do not pass Congo. Do not collect £200

Can I just point out DR Congo are defending brilliantly

Last time England came from behind to win a World Cup Finals knock out matches against Cameroon in 1990

Interesting choice to not pick anyone at right back

Oh

I thank you

Paraguay do not deserve to win

Germany do not lose penalty shoot outs

It might just be me but VAR in this World Cup seems to be used correctly, i.e. they let the game flow and only pick up errors. In the Premier League, officials are paranoid about making mistakes and every touch is considered a potential reason to disallow a goal.

Please no extra time, I’m way too tired

Weird how the first Penelope Keith sitcom that came to my mind today was Next Of Kin, where she is forced to look after her grandchildren following her son’s death and which inexplicably ran for three series

It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along

Well that’s saved everyone another half an hour of awful football at least

Hydration break

I’m sorry but sending the retiring Ben Stokes out to open so he can play idiotic shots when there is a Test Match to be won is stupid!

There are several flags in the Norway flag.

Cinemas are a ripoff

Every other team in the World Cup hoping Scotland go through so they can meet them in the last 32.

Send Gunn up. Seriously. It’s the only was Scotland can qualify

World Cup tips: if Australia v Paraguay and Austria v Algeria don’t both end in draws then I am a Dutchman!

I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.

Wait for it...

It was better than Algeria 2010

I feel genuinely sorry for Starmer, he wanted to do the right thing and generally tried to. Then I remember how he sucked up to Trump snd laughed along whilst Trump made Islamophobic ignorant comments about Sadiq Khan.

It’s raining

Messi took 6 tournaments to get to his 17. Muller got his 14 goals across 2 tournaments. Fontaine’s 13 were in 1 tournaments

Austria could nick something here. Just saying.

That’s a penalty. Not sure why it took so long or why the commentators are confused.

Not going to stay up to watch the Uruguay game live tonight, I’ll have to remember to set the Montevideo

Saw Toy Story 5. Obviously it’s not 1 2 or 3. Enjoyed it though.

Always hated Steve Clarke for scoring the equaliser for Chelsea against Crewe in 1990. Wasting 2 hours of my life with last night’s shit show hasn’t changed that feeling.

Any other team would realise they really need to get a point tonight and try to score a goal. Scotland don’t seem to understand tournament football.

Did Scotland really just kick off by launching the ball at the corner flag?

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No offence Scotland but bloody hell that was a finish!

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

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Sorry Ghana and Panama, I’m sure you’ll be entertaining but I have work tomorrow

Hydration Break

Not seen England come out after half time like this since Holland in Euro 96. Kids, ask your parents.