Romelu 💙

🇸🇳 Playing well again

TV historian Laurence Westgaph sued us to expose our sources and posted sinister threats about me and the 'cutthroats and sell outs'. We spent £75,000 fighting him in court - a crucial first test of the 'journalism exemption' in GDPR. And we won!! ✌️ www.livpost.co.uk/a-dish-best-...

And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley

there have been some outrageously clean strikes this world cup and this from gueye is up there with the best

🇸🇳 scoring absolute bangers. Would be a shame if they didn’t make the knock outs

Back on the other site, years ago, there was a thread about the most pretentious thing people had ever overheard. Someone said they witnessed a guy at an ice cream van asking for 'two Magna'.

While browsing Airbnb's I came accross this place where the host 'Dave', an ex school head teacher, absolutely berates anyone who leaves even a 4* review 😅🤦. Will post some of the reviews and responses in this thread below 🍿😅

Hydration break

Facebook memories has reminded me of how the internet lost its mind over Jay Slater

Is Ally McCoist high?!?! What the FUCK “I don’t know what Hakimi’s done to upset the locals but he’s done something” READ A WEBSITE!!!

Oh my

Hydration Break

‘Why aren’t your lot stopping the boats, pal’

Herve Renard standing on a veranda in the French Riviera, ironing an identical linen shirt to the one he’s wearing. A phone rings in the distance, a conversation happens in the background. A beautiful woman in a negligee approaches him from behind “you have a call” “Who this time?” “Tunisia”

ROM 💙

almost straight from Fargo

Had to rewind. This is so funny

@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social Could any of your Scouse followers please help me? Lost my wedding ring yesterday somewhere along the Kings Parade going towards the Albert Dock. Would be greatly appreciated.

Rhodes will do

"TATTOOS ON HIS ARMS, AND NOW A CHEESE IN HIS HAND! WHERE IS HIS SHIRT? NOBODY KNOWS" This is the greatest commentary on BBC Sport #CheeseRolling

Right lads. Sum up Everton’s 2025/26 season with one GIF. No words required… Go!

Jeff Powell with a predictably insane contribution to the Maguire debate

PARKLIFE #Eurovision

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

In the way that if your car broke down in the middle of the woods at night the best option is to simply allow yourself to be killed by the local Leatherface type character

Been privileged to cover this club for over a decade, to live in the area for a decent wedge of that time. I don't think I've ever seen anything like that pre-match

Pat Butcher-inspired red carpet looks, a thread.

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

Looked accidental. Benefit of the doubt.

Reminds me of the brilliant Munya Chawawa’s impression of Russell’s convenient conversion to Christianity. www.tiktok.com/@munyachawaw...

Magnificent

Up the +1 goal difference Toffees

It's a start, but they'll need more than one.

Sensational scenes

This cow has SEEN some shit.

A tale of stubbornness for pancake day. For a while as an early teen my mum's boyfriend (abusive scumbag, long story for a different time) & his daughter lived with us. She wasn't used to quite how stubborn my mum can be until the time she decided she wanted pancakes for pancake day. 1/

Tuesday.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Excellent article on Sean Dyche. One of the best I have read on him. Absolutely nails it. 👏👏👏 midlandsgazette.com/sports/sean-...

John Lennon Les Dennis

he date Everton recorded 37 points during the last five seasons 🔵⚽️ 25/26: February 7 24/25: April 12 23/24: April 21* 22/23: They didn't 21/22: May 19 *Points earned, ignoring deduction

I mean at heart part of the problem is that air ambulances are charity funded rather than a core government funded emergency services. Police helicopters aren't funded by charity

uhhhhhhhhhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fold in the cheese

Grealish injured and seeing a specialist- squad is so stretched right now. Will the players coming back from Afcon have to go straight back in against Leeds now

Moyes out COYB