May as well cheer myself up a bit.

Good effort. Just not good enough.

Dickens is going to get bingoed from arsehole to breakfast time here, isn't he?

You just know this is going to get drummed up by elements of our own support as a KKK type thing rather than people without the sense not to cheer opposition's goals.

Barry giving tickets in the away end to his mates, who reportedly decided to celebrate Arsenal's goals and were filled in. What a club.

Can't beat a header off the crossbar.

This commentary team...

He had an awful lot to do...outrun one defender then run for fifty yards.

Not often you get first as tragedy, then as farce within the space of five minutes.

When Pickford has a brain fart, he really goes all in.

As Everton as Everton gets.

Right, Everton. Cripple this little cunt.

Corner that, ffs.

Arf...energy levels...did they cycle to Leverkusen?

Jamie Redknapp: one clueless cunt.

He's off the fucking pitch: why has the daft cunt stopped it?

Oh FFS.

"Can Everton break..."

Kopite twats. Why are Sky holding a breathless silence for that shite?

Boro conceding a 96th minute equaliser to deny me a ton just about sums up the week in #Gamblor.

Sadly passed nerdboard tipster Gringo's name added to a lifeboat by the lads and lasses of the Cheltenham tipping contest.

Trump claiming credit for stopping war with Iran is real Final Boss rapist expecting thanks for taking his dick out energy.

@svchild.bsky.social Panic Attack running at Cheltenham tomorrow. In the 2.40 Currently 5/2. Will shorten if the ground softens. If it wins, the National Price will collapse.

@gwladruns.bsky.social Watched the final judging this week yet?

Arf at the scabs

Jimmy Nesbitt channelling Ray Reardon there.

Fucking hell: you win the biggest race of your career, and your Ma goes on national telly to tell the world you can't get your hole.

Leeds applying to have Savile chants classed as a hate crime/tragedy chanting

Lard - Mate Spawn and Die m.youtube.com/watch?v=sMkN...

@gwladruns.bsky.social She looks slimmer again this week.

City might lose this if they don't tighten up at the back.

So many, but the singer of Reverend & The Makers complained that the music business was now "all looks over talent". "Think you'd be fucked either way, pal" went down like a cup of cold vomit.

PUT SWEEP ON A BANKNOTE, COWARDS

Ipswich kicking the #Gamblor crowd in the bollocks again, is it?

"Mine"

A hearty "Good afternoon, you gullible bastards" to all the broadsheet journos who ran puff pieces about how Joey Barton was just a misundestood intellectual, really. You gobshites.

The most wallet inspected man in Europe speaks.

Boring post alert: Reminder that if a hateful cunt is nicked for something, don't post details that could possibly prejudice said hateful cunt going to nick on the main.

Arf. You stupid bastard.

Remembering 33 fans who were crushed to death and 400 injured at Bolton Wanderers’ Burnden Park stadium when a barrier and a wall collapsed during an FA Cup game against Stoke City on this day 1946. Worst British football stadium disaster until Ibrox in 1971.

You never go full Boris Johnson at the Cenotaph.

Latest from a supporter of a club with an unrivalled record of winning *checks notes* absolutely fuck all in their history.

I wondered why some Kopite was now declaring they would lead the exodus from the site. So the fascism, anti-trans etc wasn't enough: they had to offend your club. Always about them.

Annual reminder that it's the Sixth Round draw, not the fucking Quarter Final.

Disgraceful scenes at Ibrox.

What are the Blue Man Group doing on the pitch?

Grump.

Bette Davis Eyes on BBC 4: for years I was baffled by the line (as I heard it): "All the boys thinks she's a spazz."

Fucking hell, Joelinton's actually been booked.