Anyone looking at that face and not thinking "Pack it in, fella. You've nothing to prove."?

Lord of the Manor.

The flag is both depressing and entirely predictable, but let's not be taking lectures on racism from the Scottish.

Dougie's not feeling it this morning.

Getting excited about "much more positive" after 87 minutes...

SITTER!

Someone tell Ed Sheeran he needs a bit of Factor 50 on

Not the weather to be a little furball.

Not the first time Partey's slid in unnecessarily.

Terry fucking fuming at his enforced neighbours there.

@thepatheticcasual.bsky.social Bit of Joseph Joseph porn for the lads.

All action Dougie

"If you don't like him so much, why are you watching a game where he's playing?" "2 words; Christian Eriksen"

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

Herbert Asquith, July 1914.

Unwittingly, Palmer stepped out of the jungle and into headhunter folklore forever.

You'd buy Shakira a chippy tea, wouldn't you?

Imagine being as great as Messi and not even being the best to wear that number for your country.

That cunt who told Danny Murphy his banter was funny...

They'll be burning out Lodge halls then, will they?

Been round yer Ma's start-up business...

Fucking state of this country's media.

Top mingebagging: local pie shop constantly cancels my Toogoodtogo orders, but the fella forgot today. Chicken and Mushroom pie, two pork pies, millionaire shortbread and chocolate cake: £3.29. They were fuming.

"Every hole's a goal."

www.instagram.com/reel/DYrwEt6... The best lad.

The McShitter has clearly been told he's got no chance when it gets to the membership.

On behalf of the people of Gaza; of our trans siblings; of every minority made to feel even less safe; of every prisoner of conscience smeared as a terrorist by corrupt jurisprudence; and anyone else harmed by his short tenure, I hope his descent is long and arduous and he enjoys the fucking ride.

Going out as he came in: lying through his hoop.

"Starmer made Labour electorally serious again." By losing half a million votes (and winning because the Tories didn't do a deal to stand Reform down this time).

STROIKAH

@tonycampari.bsky.social Made it on to Mock the Week, lid.

CRYING CHILD (WITH YUMMY MUMMY BONUS) KLAXON.

Oh my Glob!

Little fella who was rescued has a pellet in his belly from some cunt shooting him. Some bastards genuinely don't deserve oxygen.

Bit late I know, I've got 2 tickets for Elvis Costello at The Olympia in liverpool tonight I can't use, they were £75 each, I can transfer via ticketmaster, free if anyone can use them. #elviscostello

Classic "all look the same" commentary from ITV there...

The ITV Team...

Burnham is the left back who’s been injured while your team has been playing shit and has suddenly become the player who’d sort things if he was fit. But everyone’s forgotten he was bog average when he did play.

Gerry McCann, Praia Da Luz, May 2007.

Commentators still calling Wirtz world class for doing bog average things.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.

Paint watches Alan Shearer dry.

Potter taking the positives, is it?

New Archbishop of Canterbury's first sermon's a bit radical, even for the modern CofE.

Reasonable concerns latest.

Hydration break...

Graham Potter: UBER FRAUD