Does £70m constitute a spree these days?

Bitter bastards

Fuck me. Caused some mayhem in there 92-98z

Just seen the City score. What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports happened there?

Applause for @heawood.bsky.social

Every year this story is shared, every year the Roger Moore airport story is shared, you must ALWAYS share. Happy birthday Tom!

It very much is broken, you berk. You probably don't notice over all the quiet, you liberal simpleton.

Martine McCutcheon: still fantastic.

Unusual pre-match routine, but if it works for him then fair dos

Classic Beto...

Come on Everton! 83mins - big last half hour here

Run to the near post, soft arse.

Stuart "It Went Wide, Dickhead" Attwell on VAR.

VAR

Youth Code this week. Infeasibly giddy.

Sting there.

On to another perfect Gilliam effort...

Just a perfect film.

Up the Night Shift.

Jane McDonald talking about buying Brazilian knickers...

RESUME THE JOTATHON!

Was that Rodri stood watching the run: shadow of what he was.

I see Madrid sacking Xabby La has worked wonders.

Drury...

Gripped by the battle for BRAGGING RIGHTS.

At least he didn't tug his man-bun, eh?

Arf. Yellow for that.

City have been fucking awful here: if they're not going to cross the ball, Haaland may as well go and get a pint.

Anthony Taylor's certainly a choice...

Great to watch a derby with only a wish for scenes no-one wants to see.

From the people who brought you Tip Run, and Bin Captain III...

Great to see One Foot... getting a repeating from the start: not sure there's ever been a show which combines the absurd and the poignant so well.

David Baddiel presenting a documentary about cats.

Only took fifteen years for her to feel safe enough to do this.

"Mine"

This is up there with "There's no such thing as a sexy goth" in the Pantheon of Insanity.

Everton may well be tragic, Emlyn Hughes' premature death was anything but.

So close...not the prices. Just to say there'll be a shorter renewal window this time. Still two days to go, the cheeky twats.

Shite, him. #GettingItInFirst

@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social An old Matt cartoon...😬

Politicians should be wired to the National Grid and shocked every time they try one of these pre-written tumbleweed generators.

"One last question, Jack, how would you like to be remembered by fans here in England?"

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