I like Dubois, but he's a real life Lennie Small

About fucking time.

Gripped

Going to need more than Vanish on that shirt, ref.

Fella up the street has not long come out of chokey, apparently, and has had his windows put in twice in the past week. Got to be rascalry involved, hasn't there?

CATNIP MADNESS!

Doku's like Charles "Charlie" Charles tonight.

Football Writers' choice spending the entire game sulking and whingeing at the ref again, is it?

57p per litre. Poor lambs.

Pawson: reliably shite.

Middle-aged men are crap at maintaining friendships, it's true, but the reality is most of us have got pretty close to fuck all of any substance to say to each other. We just want some peace and quiet.

I see the Endsleigh has served up two first leg thrillers.

That's given the other end.

Why stop when they're still attacking?

Fucking ridiculous that counts as offside: has to be feet only.

Oh that's very amusing.

Sick of being labelled a nonce, Prince Andrew has started making regular visits to Epstein Island.

Sick of being dismissed as a bit of a weirdo, Weatherfield resident Richard Hillman takes his wife and stepchildren for a drive down by the canal

See that was in from the moment he hit it.

"Looks like PFI's back on the menu, boys!"

I've seen this film before...

Phil Taylor, Dunfermline Sheriff Court, 2001.

Wehrmacht, 1944.

This game absolutely shames the Endsleigh.

Not all bad news today, lads: Dame Shirley Porter is currently having her arsehole measured for the correct sized lubeless pitchfork.

As sure as stink follows shite.

Little cloud. Little Cloud.

This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)

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Villa vs the Scabs

It appears Joanie likes to let an SBD one go as a sign she's relaxed:

It’s a big day!!! Our bestest boy, our hero, our protector turns 9 today. Bunsen started out alone with us, 9 years ago and over time we have built a pack around him. He has taught them, he has protected them, & today we celebrate him. Happy Birthday Bunsen. 🥳 We love you so much! 🎥 Bunsen Footage

“You’re angry with me.” “I’m fine.” “Are you-“ “I said I’m fine.” “Diane-“ “Let’s just fish, okay Marvin?”

Dougie...

What a finish that is.

Once Shelbyville has touched you...

Gripped. #BayernPSG

There'll be Panzers on the Champs Élysée tomorrow, the way this is going.

Shithouse ref.

Bad as "Fletch" is, we should all be thanking the Lord that Drury hasn't been let loose on this.

Christ, McCoist has just revealed that the PSG forwards are…….. incredibly positive Unlike 60 odd goal Harry Kane for Bayern presumably

SETTLE IN FOR MENTAL.

Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow, 1820.

Horrible time wasting by Arsenal there. Take note, Moyes.