Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
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Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
I like Dubois, but he's a real life Lennie Small
about 4 hours ago
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About fucking time.
about 4 hours ago
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Gripped
about 4 hours ago
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Going to need more than Vanish on that shirt, ref.
about 4 hours ago
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about 5 hours ago
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Fella up the street has not long come out of chokey, apparently, and has had his windows put in twice in the past week. Got to be rascalry involved, hasn't there?
about 7 hours ago
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CATNIP MADNESS!
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about 8 hours ago
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Doku's like Charles "Charlie" Charles tonight.
about 9 hours ago
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Football Writers' choice spending the entire game sulking and whingeing at the ref again, is it?
about 11 hours ago
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57p per litre. Poor lambs.
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about 11 hours ago
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Pawson: reliably shite.
about 13 hours ago
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Anon Opin
about 14 hours ago
Middle-aged men are crap at maintaining friendships, it's true, but the reality is most of us have got pretty close to fuck all of any substance to say to each other. We just want some peace and quiet.
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I see the Endsleigh has served up two first leg thrillers.
about 13 hours ago
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That's given the other end.
about 13 hours ago
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Why stop when they're still attacking?
about 13 hours ago
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Fucking ridiculous that counts as offside: has to be feet only.
about 14 hours ago
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Oh that's very amusing.
about 14 hours ago
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Sick of being labelled a nonce, Prince Andrew has started making regular visits to Epstein Island.
about 15 hours ago
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MrPaulRobinson
about 15 hours ago
Sick of being dismissed as a bit of a weirdo, Weatherfield resident Richard Hillman takes his wife and stepchildren for a drive down by the canal
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See that was in from the moment he hit it.
about 15 hours ago
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"Looks like PFI's back on the menu, boys!"
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about 17 hours ago
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I've seen this film before...
about 18 hours ago
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Phil Taylor, Dunfermline Sheriff Court, 2001.
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about 19 hours ago
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Wehrmacht, 1944.
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about 19 hours ago
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This game absolutely shames the Endsleigh.
1 day ago
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Not all bad news today, lads: Dame Shirley Porter is currently having her arsehole measured for the correct sized lubeless pitchfork.
1 day ago
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As sure as stink follows shite.
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1 day ago
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Little cloud. Little Cloud.
1 day ago
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=tcFS...
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2 days ago
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WeRateDogs
2 days ago
This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
7 days ago
If you're new here: I am chronically ill in a way that means my energy levels are very low and erratically distributed (Parkinson's and 5 years of Long Covid. Getting slowly worse.) I depend on the internet's kindness for thriving and surviving. I try to give back in entertainment and weird art!
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Villa vs the Scabs
2 days ago
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It appears Joanie likes to let an SBD one go as a sign she's relaxed:
2 days ago
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix
3 days ago
It’s a big day!!! Our bestest boy, our hero, our protector turns 9 today. Bunsen started out alone with us, 9 years ago and over time we have built a pack around him. He has taught them, he has protected them, & today we celebrate him. Happy Birthday Bunsen. 🥳 We love you so much! 🎥 Bunsen Footage
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Ste
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petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
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Petition: Fully fund Specialist Palliative Care provided by hospices
Hospices provide vital care yet are dependent on fundraising. Palliative care costs are lower in a hospice than hospital. UK hospices are in financial crisis, having to drastically reduce specialist s...
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/766454
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Uncle Duke
3 days ago
“You’re angry with me.” “I’m fine.” “Are you-“ “I said I’m fine.” “Diane-“ “Let’s just fish, okay Marvin?”
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Dougie...
3 days ago
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What a finish that is.
3 days ago
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Once Shelbyville has touched you...
3 days ago
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Gripped.
#BayernPSG
3 days ago
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There'll be Panzers on the Champs Élysée tomorrow, the way this is going.
3 days ago
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Shithouse ref.
3 days ago
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Bad as "Fletch" is, we should all be thanking the Lord that Drury hasn't been let loose on this.
3 days ago
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👕 The Bertieful South
3 days ago
Christ, McCoist has just revealed that the PSG forwards are…….. incredibly positive Unlike 60 odd goal Harry Kane for Bayern presumably
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SETTLE IN FOR MENTAL.
3 days ago
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Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow, 1820.
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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ELBALSON
4 days ago
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Snorklehorse
4 days ago
Horrible time wasting by Arsenal there. Take note, Moyes.
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