Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
@bertwooster.bsky.social
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Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.
Not sure why I'm getting this, but I suspect
@gwladruns.bsky.social
is ALL IN.
12 minutes ago
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Wordle 1,622 3/6* β¬β¬β¬π¨π¨ β¬π©π¨π©β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
about 3 hours ago
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Strands #634 βWith gratitudeβ π‘π΅π΅π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅
about 3 hours ago
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Connections Puzzle #900 π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπͺπͺπͺ
about 3 hours ago
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#WhenTaken
#639 (27.11.2025) I scored 788/1000π 1οΈβ£π764 m - ποΈ7 yrs - π₯191/200 2οΈβ£π2.2K km - ποΈ18 yrs - π₯109/200 3οΈβ£π884 km - ποΈ10 yrs - π₯159/200 4οΈβ£π28.8 km - ποΈ3 yrs - π₯196/200 5οΈβ£π1.0K km - ποΈ17 yrs - π₯133/200
about 3 hours ago
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#522 - 4/10 πππππ πππππ Gah
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about 3 hours ago
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra
about 4 hours ago
Decided to do the wardrobe painting really badly today because someone I worked with died a while back.
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"The Sky Pixie laid it on a plate for me, Clive!"
add a skeleton here at some point
about 11 hours ago
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TNT going full Mourn Hub here: most of us go back to work a week after losing a parent, ffs.
about 12 hours ago
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Kerkez getting ragged for bad positioning, but the corpse getting off scot free for playing walking football.
about 13 hours ago
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"Crisis" is too strong a word, apparently...
about 13 hours ago
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Chopstick Fod with a coupon like a slapped arse. He'll be throwing his hat into the ring in a minute.
about 13 hours ago
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"There are mitigating circumstances" Get to fuck.
about 13 hours ago
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
about 13 hours ago
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Van Dead walking out of the way of the ball...the shithouse.
about 13 hours ago
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No "Walk on"? Hmmmmmmmm.
about 13 hours ago
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Just turned over to see the ScheiΓe concede no.4.
about 13 hours ago
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@theparisangel.bsky.social
A Neuer moment to savour there...
about 13 hours ago
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Neuer...
about 14 hours ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 21 hours ago
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#WhenTaken
#638 (26.11.2025) I scored 785/1000π 1οΈβ£π8.3K mi - ποΈ10 yrs - π₯85/200 2οΈβ£π37.2 mi - ποΈ2 yrs - π₯195/200 3οΈβ£π117 mi - ποΈ2 yrs - π₯191/200 4οΈβ£π2.2K mi - ποΈ3 yrs - π₯132/200 5οΈβ£π3.3 mi - ποΈ11 yrs - π₯182/200
1 day ago
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Strands #633 βAll aboard!β π‘π΅π΅π΅ π΅π΅
1 day ago
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Connections Puzzle #899 π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ
1 day ago
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Wordle 1,621 3/6* β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨ β¬β¬β¬π©β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
1 day ago
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#521 - 7/10 πππππ πππππ
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1 day ago
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I believe this expression is known as "radiating contempt".
1 day ago
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@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
Taxi Driver (apparently)
1 day ago
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Strands #632 βTip topβ π‘π΅π΅π΅ π΅π΅π΅π΅
2 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #898 πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π¦π¦π¦π¦ π©π©π©π©
2 days ago
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Wordle 1,620 2/6* β¬π¨π¨β¬π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
2 days ago
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#WhenTaken
#637 (25.11.2025) I scored 896/1000π 1οΈβ£π818 km - ποΈ1 yrs - π₯174/200 2οΈβ£π177 m - ποΈ11 yrs - π₯182/200 3οΈβ£π389 km - ποΈ4 yrs - π₯184/200 4οΈβ£π501 km - ποΈ6 yrs - π₯178/200 5οΈβ£π608 km - ποΈ4 yrs - π₯178/200
2 days ago
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#520 - 5/10 πππππ πππππ
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2 days ago
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"Who looks gay in white leggings?"
3 days ago
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From @EdMc_Cosh on twitter... "Everton players lining up to give Keane a slap on Saturday..."
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3 days ago
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Ian King
3 days ago
Somehow, we managed to reach Peak Manchester United and Peak Everton on the same evening, a stoppable force meeting an extremely movable object.
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Fahad
3 days ago
Everton are the Pakistan Cricket of the premier league.
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No Score Draws βπ»β½
3 days ago
[bursts in panting covered in Sharpie]
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Inevitably, tomorrow's debate/papers will focus on how shite United are, and they are shite, but Everton were by far the better team first half and deserved the win for their hard work in the second.
3 days ago
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Four minutes? Are they feeling all right?
3 days ago
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Beechside
3 days ago
83 mins A BIG LAST HALF HOUR HERE BLUES!!!!
#UTFT
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Pickford. What a save.
3 days ago
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James Garner. Set piece specialist.
3 days ago
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Pipe down, you leprous gerbil faced cunt.
3 days ago
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"It's the follow through..." Where he volleys Tarkowski?
3 days ago
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A new low in the Everton Banter era.
3 days ago
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Captain of the Fraud XI leaving the Old Trafford pitch, there: stolen a wage for fucking years.
3 days ago
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Arfing at Sideshow Bob fronting Tarkowski. The phrase "weaved effortlessly into the scenery" springs to mind.
3 days ago
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Herbert Asquith, July 1911.
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3 days ago
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#WhenTaken
#636 (24.11.2025) I scored 827/1000π 1οΈβ£π823 km - ποΈ0 yrs - π₯175/200 2οΈβ£π5.4 km - ποΈ10 yrs - π₯185/200 3οΈβ£π1.4K km - ποΈ5 yrs - π₯157/200 4οΈβ£π2.1K km - ποΈ4 yrs - π₯145/200 5οΈβ£π1.2K km - ποΈ1 yrs - π₯165/200
3 days ago
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#519 - 6/10 πππππ πππππ
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